Would you ever "Discipline" your Waifu?, and under what circumstances would you take this action? What would you do?
>>25497385
Spankings are sometimes necessaryand often enjoyable
>>25497385
No. I'm a sub and also a lazy bastard.
>>25497385
Well, if she wanted me to.
But otherwise I'd just tell her off if she did something wrong and didn't show any remorse for it.
>>25497385
No way. It'd have to be something really bad for me to consider that.
>>25497385
Only if it wouldmake her cum.
>>25497385
Is she ever flirted with another pony or tried to be a sneaky shit I would make her feel so sorry and threaten to leave her. Her sob story would ensue and I would comfort and then proceed with angry makeup sex. I will literally fuck the loyalty into her and make her beg for forgiveness.
>>25497385
You've got that backwards, you weirdo.
>>25497435
Why the hell would the princess even go for you in the first place?
>>25497435
Wow, Anon, you sound like a well-adjusted person who's been with many women.
>>25497385
Does there need to be a reason?
>>25497459
>>25497467
Because I'm not a sleazy fuck and looks pretty fucking good on the /fit/ scene, also I have a history of playing dominate anyway during sex. Sounds to me like neither of you know what women want in the first place Top kek. I should have expected some shit responses like these you fat fucks on /mlp/
>>25497504
That placement of "Top kek" made it clear you're angry and not even sure of what you're saying.
>>25497504
Uh oh. Looks like the "Wolf among sheep" has returned!
>>25497504
Femdom is better faggot
>>25497459
I've got coups.
>>25497496
This made me incredibly sad, but I also got a boner as well.I never asked for this abuse fetish. It's the worst.
>>25497504
This show of dominance has put me in my fat, neckbearded place. I bow to you, Anon, you lady-killing adonis.
>>25497385
My waifu would not stand for such insolence. She would much rather me voice my concerns to her and she'll take action herself.
>>25497512
Yeah, admittedly it pisses me off when a bunch of self righteous pricks on /mlp/ question my response to the OP. I have that problem, anger I mean, I get it from my father honestly.
>>25497548
Then maybe the problem is with you. Ever thought about that?
>>25497548
>>25497504
>>25497435
I imagine this is you asshole, just replace the niggers with /mlp/ shitpostershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFOMzXQWecI
>>25497548
Anger is literally a stupid emotion. Anyone who has a problem with controlling their temper is practically guaranteed to have a double-digit IQ.
>>25497385
She knows what she did.
>>25497548
It's cool. I'm just saying you shouldn't show weakness or doubt when arguing on here. Pretend to be absolutely confident in whatever shit you say and you win.
>>25497563
>>25497559
Like I said, I have that problem. I do apologize, I beat the shit out of my former associate and i'm a little on edge after painting the pavement
>>25497548
Get real, Anon. You posted some edgy, "alpha-male" shit, we called you on it, and then you got assblasted about it. Now you're acting as though your words are above reproach by default and we're assholes for prodding your obvious insecurities.
Oh, and you being a douche isn't your dad's fault.To be perfectly honest, you remind me of myself a long time ago, and I hope life humbles you sufficiently before your ego and anger issues destroy everything you love.
>>25497690
Rarity a shit
>>25497722
Lovely dubs, darling.
>>25497385
>"ARE YOUAH CRAZEH, ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MINDA"
>>25497916
>>25497496
Fuck that last panel turned me on. 10/10 would fuck while insulting eyes.
>>25497916
You forgot to say nigga
>>25497971
>italian
>mexican flag
well playd murca
>Trixie takes over another town
>Punishment is no more cheesy snacks
>>25497385
I would never discipline my waifu because I'm a good judge of character and I know how to set boundaries.
>>25497431
Or that, but it'd be more like conditioning than disciplining.
>>25497435
This - every time she did something jealous with me in public I'd discipline her by pampering her ponut when we got home while I told her what a bad pony she was.
>>25497385
Yes.
I would have the chair of disappointment.
They would have to sit in the chair of disappointment if they
1. Did something against the rules
2. Did something so stupid that it warrants a sit in the chair of disappointment.
3. Decide to use the chair of disappointment as a regular chair.
What constitutes as rules?
1. No playing sports in the house
2. Do your chores before playtime (there are to do lists of chores to avoid feigning ignorance)
3. Respect your caretakers (No sassing)
4. Not observing "Anon Private Hour" (Every man needs an hour to himself, his newspaper, and a glass of scotch)
Serious offenses:
1. Telling lies (Disappointment Chair+Disappointment hat)
2. Stealing (Disappointment Chair+Disappointment hat+ working for the person you stole from, paying them twice the burgeled items worth)
3. Underage drinking (DC+DH+having to drink a whole 12 pack of terrible mexican beer)
4. Underage smoking (DC+DH+having to smoke twenty cigarettes in a row, the crap kind too)
5. Physical violence. (DC+DH+ Baby Talk mode initiate)
6. Purposefully breaking curfew/sneaking out at night (DC+DH+Grounded from everything but school. Video games, TV, Phone, and books as well.)
How stern of a father am I out of 10 /mlp/?
>>25499549
8/10 would be gently but firmly disciplined by
>>25497385
>Waifu
>disciplined
What? They aren't your fucking child, they're your bloody wife.Also femdom>maledom
>>25497504
>not making slow and sensual love that is worthy of humans
How is it like to feel like a gorilla or a dog when you mount your girlfriend?
