>"If you just wanted to have sex with Luna, Anon, you could've just asked me. I could have given you some condoms."
>>25496271
What the fuck do I need condoms for. I'm not gonna get her pregnant nor get a magical STD from pony land you dumb horse.
>>25496303
>magical STD
The thought of this existing in their world scares me.
>>25496303
/thread
>>25496303
It's magic. All animals in Equestria are reproductively compatible.
>>25496321
Imagine alicorn HIV, mutating from her to you.
Because you're not magic like her it works 4x as fast and powerfully, you'd be a vegetable in about a day if you're lucky
>>25496321
what if it was completely harmless and mundane.
like shooing rainbow colored cum.
>>25496271
>I could have given you some condoms
Fuck no, I'm barebacking that big black ass.
>>25496358
>>25496271
Luna apparently thinks coitus interruptus is good for her coat.
And your pony condoms are totally the wrong size, anyway.
>>25497029
>Luna's ass
>big
>>25497095
>“Oh, I'll go extra small for you then, Anon.”
>>25497132
>What even is magic?
Do I have to spell it out for you?
>>25496271
But I don't want to have sex with Luna...
or you
I had a dream about sex with princes celestial once
>>25498065
Tip top pun, anon.
>>25496271
The banana cream pie falls off your face slowly as your elephant trunk underpants blows a mighty bellow, as a disembodied audience laugh track plays in the distance, frightening Celestia, Luna, and yourself included.
>>25496271
The real reason I did it was cause I avoid condoms like the plague.
> something ponut
>condoms
>>25496271
I’m sorry but the cumdumpster training needs to be done raw
