i feel so stupid right now
>be me
>Drive home from School
>Sees package on doorstep
>Takes and walks inside announcing to my father
>Sees the label
>addressed to ME
>ohshit.jpg
>Dad thinks its a christmas present that came early
>open it up
>all Mane 6 pony plushes
>dad goes "What the FUCK?"
>asks me if i ordered it
>i didnt
>he tries calling the toy place where it came from
>NO ANSWER
>me, realizing what it is says
>"Maybe its a late birthday present?"
>Birthday was 2 months ago
>Dad calls mom, grandmother, aunt
>no one got it for me
>in my head im thinking "i know where its from"
>me being an idiot probably drunk signed up for the secret pony thing for Hearts Warming
>Dad thinks it was one of my friends
>but then dad gets skeptical
>i havent told him i was a brony
>gets mad, thinks im Gay
>not
>the package is in the living room now
>dad thinks im gay and is still trying to find out who its from.
>there probably not gonna let me have it until chistmas
sorry for the whole story being long
THANK YOU VERY MUCH WHOEVER SENT ME THE PONIES
>too dumb to open a package
Shit, anon. Have fun with your plushies.
How do your drunk sign up for the secret Santa and not realize it when you should get an email later about it?
OP here
>>25493606
i will thank you very much
>>25493610
i never check my emails
>"Oh I just remembered I signed up for a secret santa."
Problem solved, OP.
>there probably not gonna let me have it
What are you, 12?
Just say you signed up for a secret Santa or something and whoever got your name is playing a joke on you.
>>25493645
im not 12, my parents never let me buy anything for myself around christmas by some off chance that someone else gets it for me when chistmas comes.
your dad sounds like an asshole.
>>25493669
>my parents never let me
Jesus Christ OP, that's pathetic. Man the fuck up.
>>25493687
yes, i know i should, but i am Pathetic
for one thing i like fucking PONIES
>>25493671
Right you are
>>25493705
You have to be 18 or over to post on 4chan
>>25493797
He said he was drinking, I think he's actually that pathetic.
>>25493705
You sound like a real faggot... your parents run your life, you signed up for secret santa and you're not going to be giving any gift back, and you sound under age so stop drinking alone in your room
Not only did you ruin your own life and disappoint your family, you dragged another anons christmas down with you in the process. Please be bait because you are literal human trash
>>25493573
Thanks to you, someone isn't going to get a Secret Santa gift.
Fuck you and your spaghetti.
>>25493705
>implying liking ponies is pathetic
You need to suck down a can of man, son.
>>25493573
>Dad thinks in gay
Set this as your wallpaper to prove you're not.
Your dad is a piece of shit and if you give in to the paternal Stockholm Syndrome that infects most youth and don't hold him to that when you have the power to do so, you are an irredeemable fucktard who deserves the abuse.
Holy shit, hope he gets cancer of the ovaries.
>>25493962
Now it's pony-related.
>>25494011
Thank, mang.
>>25493573
"Hey dad, I signed up for some secret santa, a lot of the time we get joke gifts. I still appreciate the guys gift though"
"by the way, can you not open my packages, one of the rules of secret santa was not to up until christmas"
jesus anon, if you cant own it, fuck em.
>>25493573
Some anons are afraid you're going to grinch
If you grinch you will be considered a faggot and santapony will hate you
dont grinch
>>25493573
>tfw both parents know about me liking ponies
>tfw they are completely okay with it
>tfw my father openly stated that he'd rather see me enjoying cute things than be some edgy rebelling faggot
>>25493573
Goddamit, Anon! What are you, 12?! How could you be stupid? Why the fuck does your dad open your mail? I don't believe a word you underage faggot wrote - you just want to have an excuse to grinch somebody, you fucking lowlife!
I'm beyond mad, but for the sake of another Anon's Christmas, DO THE FOLLOWING:
1) Write an E-Mail to Santapone stating your name and adress. If he doesn't know already, tell him how dumb you were and beg for forgiveness.
Santapone will probably accomodate for this.
2) Try to find out the adress of the sender. Send him a card and ask for forgiveness.
3) Only if you completed steps one and two:Kill yourself. Please.
It'll be ok man. this isn't the end of the world.
>>25493573
>>Dad thinks its a christmas present that came early
>>open it up
before christmas day? Who does this?
God damn, the smell of underage is powerful.
>>25493622
>i never check my emails
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25494011
Based
You better email Santa Pone and not grinch your anon you little kek. It's bad enough you had the nerve to post about getting an entire box of plush and not owning up to your dad like a pussy, don't just take them and run. Santa has your address you know.
I won't let you fall off the board before you atone for your sins
>>25494786
Trump can mess with my country
Hiroshimoot can mess with my board
MA Larson can mess with my waifu
But goddamnit, no one messes with my fucking holiday Y O U L I T T L E S H I T
>Dad thinks you're gay
You know the solution, OP. Show him your pony porn collection.
>>25496053
>See dad, they all have pussys
>>25493573
>i havent told him i was a brony
>brony
>>25493573
>not using a PO box
>>25493573
You giant faggot, it's people like you that ruin secret santa.
>>25493669
How old are you?
So OP, are they good quality plushies or are they the shitty walmart ones with linguine for hair?
>>25496023
>>25493573
Come back from page 9 you little shit - I want to know if this has been corrected, you underage fuck!
>>25497283
not OP, but I'd rather cuddle the cheap Walmart one than risk ruining a custom.
If someone gets grinched in the Secret Santa I know who I will be looking at. I think you learned something though anon, check your fucking emails
>>25496157
>family guy
I'm sick
>>25493573
You feel stupid? No no no.
You should feel like the skum of the earth you little shit.
Its one thing to be a faggot, but to ruin secret santa for an Anon that loves this board? Now that is complete trash.
>Being this much of a fucking idiot
Well done, Champ
