Eazy-E in Equestria
What happens?
>>25491217
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>>25491217
Same old CJ. Busta, straight busta.
Every-pony gets AIDS! YAY
Pinkie Pie becomes his new ghost writer
They make dosh
PINKIE PIE WRITES THE RHYMES THAT I SAY
>>25491217
WOKE UP QUICK
>>25491217
...who?
>>25491217
He hears crappy rap songs and kills them all in a hip hop rage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqmFM3QKlxM
>>25492401
AT ABOUT NOON
>>25491217
Dies like the last thread about this
>>25492753
Just thought I gotta be in Canterlot soon,
Gotta get done with, with my letter,
Before the Princess starts bitchin, bout my friends.
About to fly and damb near went blind,
CMC throwin up gang signs.
Ran in the castle to grab my cane,
With my princess status I'll cause them pain.
Jumped outside and waved my weapon,
Just as I thought thought the fillies kept steppin.
Jumped in the basket, hit the juice in my ride,
Hot air balloon flying high in the sky.
Then I let the Alpine plaaaay,
They were pumpin new shit by my zigga pinkay.
It was partyin partyin at the top of the list,
Then I played my own shit it went somethin like this.
Cruisin in the sky in my balloon ride,
Writing the letters,
Savin the day.
Wen't to Hayburgers to get the scoop,
Cold burgers be leading to some major lawsuites.
A carrige pulls up who can it be?
A fresh horse drawn holding Royalty,
Celestia rolled by sayin,
It's all about pleasin the FDA.
>>25492940
shit/10
>>25492959
It goes all the way up to 3.5/10 if you sing it to Dynamite Hack's tune.
>>25491217
Is that Ryder IRL?
