Massive wiggling horsecocks edition
A thread dedicated to the masculine side of colorful horses. Anything stallion goes here. From rule 63 characters to regular stallions from the show. Stories and pictures for all your stallion needs.
Includes:
Hetero stallions
Homo stallions
No Homo stallions
Anything not involving stallions does not belong here. No off-topic shit.
Old thread >>25467016
>>25490516
First for guy spitfire
Paste will be up in a bit, sorry for bein so slow.
>>25490492
>There was a gentle thud and a slight clattering sound.
>"Mr. Cake, I would never betray your trust. You're my family...I would die before I ever let myself hurt you."
>There was a slight pause, filled with the shuffling of hooves and a quiet, surprised sounding huff.
>"I love you, both you and Mrs. Cake. I promise from the very depths of my heart that I have not been sleeping around with any mares."
>Again, a long stretch of silence passed, the thudding in Rich's chest keeping track of how long it really was.
>"B-But the...sounds from your roo-"
>"Sorry...Hehe I think I was jumping on my bed a little too much again. I can't help it when I get excited from coming up with super mazrific ideas"
>"But...oh..." a sigh came from the older stallion. "I'm sorry, Berry. I really should trust you. I'm just so stressed lately...can you forgive me?"
>"Of course I can, Mr. Cake, I perfectly understand. I'll bake a sorry-I-made-you-feel-suspicious-of-me cake for you, and we can have a super fun time at the party today!"
>"Oh, there's no need for that, Berry. I'll make you some nice apple pie as an apology, alright deary?"
>"Nope! I insist! I'll make you the best cake you've ever had, and make sure to fill it with extra love!"
>"Heh...alright fine. But I get to help, ok?"
>"Okie dokie!"
>There was a soft sigh.
>"Sorry again, dear...I'll let you eat breakfast, ok? Go ahead and take your time."
>A few moments passed before the sound of hooves on hard wood rang out through the hall, growing more distant over time before being swallowed up by the distance.
>>25490606
http://pastebin.com/2aVQX5ZV
Typin on a phone sure does drag this out for hours.
Anywho, hope it's not too sappy or anythin, I'll continue on some other time.
>>25490606
>fill it with extra love
I am suspicious of what he means by this
>>25490628
Thanks for writing, its not too sappy, just right so far id say.
>>25490633
>"It's baked with perfectly normal ingredients, don't worry Anon! Just go ahead and eat some already! And ignore the stickiness in your mouth..."
>>25490638
It's been fun so far, but hell on my sleeping patterns. Gotta find a better time for this.
>>25490660
Dont wreck yourself for us, find time to write that dosent fuck you up if possible.
Also you should include a "love cake" at some point
>>25490660
I would totally eat a cake glazed with Berrys cum.
I'd love it if he would glaze it in front of me too.
>>25490660
>>25490665
Id wanna eat it but watch him while doing so, the faces i imagine him making are fantastic
>>25490663
Weekend sounds like a perdect time to spurge out with gay horse fluff
>>25490665
>"Couldn'ta made it without my friends! Still not exactly finished yet...you wanna help me 'finish' it?"
Who knows, maybe all his cakes are love cakes. That's why ponies love them so much.
>>25490691
ITS A CONSPIRACY
The cakes would be pissed if they found out
>>25490748
they help with it.
Mrs cakes glaze is popular amongst the more mature stallions in town.especially when she adds it at the counter.
It takes a while for larger orders but if you help rubbing it out of her you can get as much as you want.
>>25490782
Ew
To each thier own i suppose.
>>25490782
>>25490923
>Oh gawd, here comes anon. Don't look down, don't look-
>SWEET SOLARIS HE'S BAREFOOT!!!
>Don't look at his feet. Don't look at his feet. Don't look-
>Oh my, those toes....
Hey Guyra! What brings you here?
>Don't just stand there there! Say something to the human!
>"Uhh, H-hi Anon. I'm looking for Bon-Bon, is he there?"
No, but I'm here! Why don't you come inside? It's awfully cold out tonight.
>"No, I-I should get going anyways. T-thank you though."
You sure bro? Cause I can.... Huh?
>Those were Anon's last words as you left the scene.
>My god, that was super close.
>You ask yourself why do you keep doing this?
>Why have you been walking near his front door to check for any, valuables?
>To be specific, why do you keep checking his front porch to see if he left any shoes outside?
>This is getting out of hand. Lol, hands. Feet.
>You felt a tingle down your spine.
>Those weird body parts connected to his legs. Which were known as feet.
>You could stare at them for days.
>Place a hoof on your chest.
>Your heart had been pounding the entire time since you left.
>Curse this stupid kink of yours. You regret spending nights over at Dusk's library reading books on Anthropology in exchange for a couple, 'favors.'
>Those nights were you would look at diagrams and pictures of a human foot.
>Your eyes had never seen quite a beauty. And you knew Humans exist.
>Those old books didn't appear out of nowhere. It was as if somepony, or something had ventured over too far and came back with a few souvenirs.
>And now, you've had the opportunity to see them up close. Au naturel.
>Your dong begin to expand at the thought of sniffing Anon's shoes.
>The scent must be heavenly.
Blitz and Butterscotch are now stuck in an awkward situation. What do?
>>25491930
Make it more awkward of course
>>25491930
I like to think that Blitz tries to force romantic situations from what he's seen in romantic old movies or books with Butterscotch but the situations just end up being awkward for the both of them.
>>25491995
How?
>>25492029
with my peanus weenusI can't into homo sex
pls more mac. I need him...
Why are you fags turning this into Colt Cuddler 2.0 when you said you wouldn't?
>>25493108
why are you mad?
>you will never date a neckbeard pony>you will never slowly change his NEET ways>you will never turn him into a functioning member of society>you will never pound his flabby ass every night
>>25493119
Cause I agree the male characters need more love, and rule 63 is hilarious, but I don't want to be blasted with gay sex.
>>25493143
>blasted
You mean blessed?
>>25493108
Its nowhere near asbad as fucking colt cuddler
People start the /soc/ shit but other people tend to stop it as well
Its just somthing you will have to keep doing, becuase those kinds of people will come to theese types of threads.
>>25493143
>gay sex is your problem
You are in a stallion centered thread
Litterally every other thread will fucking cater to you, can you stop bitching and let us have this?
You dont have to come here, if you don't want to.
We started this thread becuase of a distinct lack of stallion and gay pone material.
>>25493260
and if they really what pony /soc/ they can take it to the >>>/trash/
>>25493282
Exaclty
Thats where it litterally belongs now, not fucking here.
Feels kinda thought policey in here. Aren't things fine if there's still content flowing? What's the line between on topic and off topic here?
And seriously, what happened in CC, was it that bad?
>>25493366
It was a pretty stinky shitheap, yo.
>>25493366
People shouldint be posting shit like "tfw no bf" as that is irreverantly off topic
And such similar posts
This is a csrtoon horse thread, ln which we post about male cartoon horses, and the things related to them.
Ie elusive and spike should be okay, as a stallion is in fact involved in that.
Also attention whoring shpuod be discouraged, (note: posting green is not attention whoring)
long mane big mac is sexy
>>25493366
Cc became NOTHUNG BUT "tfw no bf" and gays hitting on eachother/ meeting up
Whole threads would be off topic, just gays talking about gay shit (im gay, btw, there is just a fucking place for that; /lgbt/)
>>25493483
you mad that no one is hitting on you?Big boy <3
>>25493481
Amen
>>25493481
Fucking unf
Ive not seen that one before
>>25493499
No, acutally.
>>25493366
I won't lie, I miss the good old days with Sidekick and CYOA Anon. But like all generals, it declined and fell in a mass of shitposting and gay sex.
>>25493536
Im the same anon :))))))
>>25493583
Does it matter?
I like looking at stallions, thats why im in the thread, im not here for /soc/ horseshit.
>>25493651
Regardless, if you don't want to be /soc lurk more or get of the internet mate :3
CC died for the same reason Homolove did. Hugboxing and driving away content creators.
>>25493682
I dunno, anon, the only so that should be allowed on /mlp/ are horse related ones. So that would be conventions and maybe meeting up to watch an episode. But if you want to meet up join meetup.com, you want to find gay to fuck? Join a gay dating site.
>>25493682
Litterally this is not the board for it
You know how you cant post ponies anywhere but here? Its a containment board.
Just like /lgbt/ and /soc/
Dont just pass it off as okay, you are posting off topic in a thread dedicated to somthing, if you want hit on there are litterally threads for that, stop usurping other peoples threads becuase you are insecure and lonely.
>>25493748
>>25493766
Stay mad :))))))))))))
Also stop pretending to be mods friend-o
>>25493786
I was part of the group that started the thread, so say what you want, but what is on and off topic has in fact been defined for this thread.
Go troll for dick somewhere else.
>>25493766
>You know how you cant post ponies anywhere but here? Its a containment board.
false, there is >>>/trash/
>>25493786
get in the >>>/trash/ bin, there is even a hotglue thread with all the dicks you need
>>25493825
Trash is litterally the off topic board for all boards
Its an exeption, in my mind
>>25493831
>>25493831
>Its an exeption, in my mind
it's not and it's where people you don't like can go, so don't forget about it
also it's so full of fur and clop that it's the nsfw /mlp/ and is perfect for a gay pony /soc/ thread
>>25493824
>I was part of the group that started the thread,
You want a metal or something beta?
>>25493825
Nice buzzwork kid
>>25493851
Well then
>>25493786
Looks like you have a relevant board friendo, please leave.
>>25493862
Trying this hard
>>>/out/
>>25493825
Why do you guys keep desperately shilling a board that has barely anything to do with MLP?
>>25493880
>you will never go camping with bfpone
>>25493880
/soc/ and /lgbt/ hugboxy stuff shouldn't be here. I'd be fine with some feels, but not hook ups.
I'm surprised this is an issue.
>>25493481
I want a story where Big Mac grows his mane long and lets A non jerk off with his soft silky mane in a totally platonic no homo way.
>>25493910
Who gives a fuck what you want. You are nobody. This is not your board. Stop trying to be a mod. Get b& u underage cunt
>>25493924
Not what I want, tis the spirit of the thread. Some folks wanted just stallions, figured it'd be nice if it didn't devolve into shitposts this early.
>>25493952
Well due to you being a fuckwite white knight it has gone to shit posts. I was contributing 80% of the pics and having a little fun but now I will shitpost because you think you are entitled. Good going faggot
Just gonna leave this OC here.
>>25493924
No, but this is out thread.
We do have some say over the cintent of the thread at least, bieng diezens and founders of such
>>25494000
>%80 of the pics
Ive been posting pics in the last 3 threads you fucking cunt
You have done 1/6 at fuckin best.
How do i know? Becuase i have, in fact been doing the majority of image posting since the first thread.
You are a shitposter, and nothing more.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nC8ZDrc.jpg "large[1].jpg")
I miss when I was the only one shitposting
So why don't you guys post more Sombra? seems to me you like girly boysgaaaaaay
>>25494016
No. No you don't. You need to stop being a controlling little shit. Go back to pony chan. >>25494030
I posted that last thread dip shit :)
>>25494047
I know for a fact you did not
Becuase i did.
Ive been bumping and restarting these threads since #1.
No one else gave enough of a fuck to start a new one.
You can run around in circles and lie all you fucking want, but its not going to change the fact you have done nothing but practically shitpost.
>>25494000
Says the one feeling entitled to post /soc/ or shitpost.
I have no idea which posts are yours, but if you want to post /soc/ stuff you're not gunna strike up much interest since most of us don't want that. Yes most of us, judging by how the threads have gone so far.
I just wanna write green for a stallions board without dramaqueens.
>>25494095
Fucking this
>>25494095
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZuEJI9R.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>25494095
I don't know about that I started off shitposting still ambut now I contribute
>>25494105
posted that last thread too :))))
>>25494037
Sombra has no character. Still, would love a handsom king teasing his slaves, playfully threatening to have them killed between playfully rubbing up against them sensually.
The crystal ponies always wondered why he only kept big male slaves around his bed chambers...well...those male slaves didn't, anyway.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HcP47fM.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>25494164ew_gay.jpg
>>25494164
Please do continue.
Ignore the shitposters.
>>25494211
What shitposters?
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zXxEqM3.png "large[1].png")
>>25494211
>Ungrateful little shit
If he did ignore my shitpost then he wouldn't of posted his reply
>>25494239
Got the 9/11 one?
>>25494265
no I dont, pls share it
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cA51FTv.png "large[1].png")
>>25494292
I seen it on /v/ but I failed to save it in time
>>25494307
Thats upsetting
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KL37M9c.jpg "large[1].png")
>>25494315
found it!http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/326762.jpg
>pic
I didn't know goblins existed
>>25494351
gods bless you friend
>>25494211
>>25494164
>>25494095
It takes one person to ruin a thread. Remember that next time you post like an asshole :)
How bout dem colts?
>>25494503
posted this yesterday
Not leaving till the thread dies
Your bumps are just adding to the cancer. I have won
>>25494815
Your bumps are only saving me time i would otherwise spend bumping the thread, thanks mate.
If sombra had to rebuild himself after being blown to bits, do you think he'd make himself a bigger dick? Maybe one made out of crystal so he could do the shadow mind control thingy as he literally fucked their brains out.
>>25494980
No prob friend-o
Would you?
>>25494982
He'd make his whole body out of crystal and just sit in front of a mirror jacking off all day to how shiny he was.
>>25495013
Would we what?
>>25495013
This is mkre tolerable for some reason
Sure, why not.
>later that night
BOY
HORSES
>>25495317
Unf
Male celest gives me a rager
Whats his name? Has the fandom decided?
>>25495362
ur mum
Pinkie Pie's full name is Pinkamena Diana Pie.
Does Bubble Berry have an equivalent?
>>25495747
Bubbleicious stephen berry?
>>25495747
>>25495787
You are both stupid as fuck
>>25495747
Idk man, bubble is hard to expand into a full name
I still dont know where they got pinkamena
>>25495747
Barnibius Miles Bubble
>>25495818
So barnibus= berry?
That kinda works
>>25495824
Barnibus => Barny => Berry
Figured it just flows, no?
>>25495849
Yeah, i like it.
Barnibius Miles Bubble
>>25495818
>>25495824
>>25495849
Man, you're a lot more creative than I am.
>>25495849
>>25495883
>>25495894
>>25495919
I'm not sure what that picture is supposed to mean.
>>25495942
Shh
Dont feed the trolls
Hes getting desperate becuase no one gives a shit.
>>25495950
Stop projecting :))))
>>25490516
Have we had any stories with stallions as tops yet?
It seems pointless yo have them as guys if they're just going to effectively be women anyway.
>>25496012
Well/r/ one
I doubt anyone will be opposed to it, obvious parties excluded.
>>25496018
>>25496012
>implying anyone is creating content
>>25496097
We have writefriends actually
They show up every evening.
>>25496018
I've done it a few times already. No one does it.
>>25496097
I'm actually writing right now
Get fucked matey
>>25496097
I'm trying to squeeze time out of my schedule. Tonight should be pretty clear though
>>25496012
What'd you want, anyone/scenario in specific?
>>25496146
Then write one yourself mate
If the writers dont wanna, they dont wanna
>>25496146
Well hey, here you go
>>25496180
>>25495747
Bubblesworth Dexter Berry
>>25496363
man, an r63 party of one would be pretty funny
>>25496422
>Bubblesworth violently teabagging Rainbow Blitz
How about these backround dancer ponies?
>>25496459
>>25496180
>What'd you want, anyone/scenario in specific?
I'd really enjoy something with Rainbow Blitz and Anon, where Blitz shows off and makes some displays of his physical and athletic prowess to seduce anon into being his private little boy toy. Makes a big show about how he's faster, stronger, bigger than anon, which is the justification for why Blitz is the one calling the shots.
That's the idea I've had running around, don't know how others might take to it.
>>25496531
Sounds hot, i would like to see this.
>>25496531
sounds good to me
>>25496531
Possibly also, Anon thinks of himself straight or only curious, hasn't done anything, and Dash takes full advantage of showing anon the wonders of anal prostate stimulation.
>>25496592
FUG
QUESTIONING ANON BIENG TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY BLITZ NAO PLZ
I NEED THIS
>>25496531
That kinda thing isn't for me. I usually like some equal standing to sex, humiliation or complete dominance is a real turn off for me.
Though I'm more of a dom myself, which seems to be uncommon round these parts.
>>25496592
holy this please
>>25496614
I wouldn't want it to be mean spirited or anything. More like playful teasing, it all being done with a devilish and boyish smirk to let you know that it's all in good fun.
But I understand if it's not your cup of tea.
>>25496614
Seconding this.
>>25497292
>>25497948
>>25491507
Are you going to continue this, comrade?
>>25496148
>>25496180
Are you guys still writing?
>>25496606
What is wRONG WITH AJ'S STUFF?! WHY IS IT BlAVK
>>25498778
looks like they're all 'discorded' so he's like...edgy now I guess
>>25498778
I guess someone thought a male aj equated to making him a black hat (old western movie villan trope)
>>25498787
Oh, >>25498785
Makes sense
Hes discorded
So black hat, which usually means villan
>>25498700
Oh cool. I knew there were a couple of you lurking around last thread.
Of course brother.
>>25498785
>>25498787
>>25498839
Oh. Umm... That makes no sense unless Eris is an Edgelord herself instead
Also, here's a Cheese. Thanks
>>25498896
Huzzah!
Cheese Sandwich Bump
>>25499031
I think cheese sandwich is a little underrated as a stallion.
>>25496531
I hope someone does this for ya, was considering it, but I don't think I can write cloppy green right now.
>>25490606
>It was only when the heavy thuds disappeared entirely when Filthy finally realized that he had been holding his breath the entire time.
>He nearly coughed when he let his breath out again, his ragged chest finally feeling just as relieved as he did.
>As his quivering heart refused to relax, only very slowly calming down, one heavy bump against his chest at a time, the stallion let himself slowly collapse into the thick, fluffy bedding that lay all around him, and letting it berry him.
>It took him nearly a whole minute before he had even realized that he was no longer alone in the room, as evidenced by the long, drawn out sigh of relief coming from just inside the door.
>"Lunar Justice's shiny beard, that was too close," a deflated sounding colt said before shuffling his way over to the bed.
>Filthy Rich grunted in agreement.
"Please, no more close calls...ok?"
>A little rattling sound clattered on the nearby side table, sounding much like a wide plate being carefully placed atop it.
>A moment later, there was a little peck on his nose.
>"No more close calls, Mr. Big. Gay horse's honor."
>A little smirk snuck out onto Filthy's lips. He hadn't the energy to respond much more than a weak chuckle.
>The bed started to shift and squeak as the pink pony climbed up on top of it and started snuggling up next to the brown horse, already pressing his entire body up along his back.
>Filthy let out another little groan, curling up just a bit as his big spoon gripped him around his middle and pulled him close.
"Say...why did you leave this morning anyway?"
>"Weeeell...I figured big ol' Mr. Big was gunna get hungry after having his bubblegum Popsicle, so, thought it'd be nice if he had breakfast in bed!"
>>25499202
Sorry for bein slow, by the way, a little bit out of it
>Filthy turned his head to look over the side of the bed to where the side table was, most of his vision blocked by Berry's muzzle, but still barely able to make out the shape of a plate behind it.
>It didn't last long, of course. As soon as he did, the pink stallion's muzzle closed the gap between it and Filthy's nose with a kiss, filling his vision up entirely with pink.
>Not that he minded seeing a lot of pink.
"Well gosh, Berry...thank you."
>Berry hummed again and visibly nodded a bit.
>"Anything for my stallion," he hummed "Though, I suppose there is one thing I could ask for in return."
>Filthy could feel the stallion shifting himself again to get his muzzle up above his head, leaving only a second before turning to look up at him.
>"You know, I do have some serious diabetus...I'm gunna need some sugar to cure me," he said in a hushed, playful tone.
>Filthy huffed.
"That's hypoglycemia, Bear."
>Berry simply lowered his muzzle to press up once against his lips.
>"Well...then I have that too, I'm gunna need double the sweet sweet honey now, hehe"
>He could only smirk again at his lover's stupid humor.
"At the rate you borrow sugar, you're gunna get a bunch of cavities you know."
>Another peck, another little nip at his lower lip.
>"Totally worth it," he hummed, breath hot against Filthy's muzzle.
"Is getting caught worth it?"
>Berry suddenly froze, muzzle hanging in the air just just beyond his own.
>Then, with a sigh, that muzzle settled back down on the bed, just above Filthy's head.
>"No...I'm sorry Richie."
>The air was then still yet again, silent save for the soft sounds of breathing between the two. Even that tight squeeze around his middle was gone.
>It was almost like the love drained right out of his poor little heart.
>Rich huffed into the blankets and rolled himself over, twisting himself around in Berry's loose embrace before he was turned to face him head on, muzzle on muzzle.
>>25499292
>Berry didn't have very much time to protest, or even widen his eyes in surprise before the brown stallion's lips were pressed right back up against his own yet again, a gentle kiss stealing away his lulled depression.
>It only took a couple seconds before Berry was pressing back up against the kiss again, nostrils snorting long, slow breaths as his lips worked into him, trying to take him in as much as possible.
>The brown stallion could feel Berry's slick tongue poking into his mouth and sliding down the length of his own appendage, rubbing back and forth in rhythm of his kissing.
>His tongue rose up to meet Berry's, curling around a bit to tongue and prod at his tongue and maw, trying to tease him back.
>Of course, he was no where near as talented as his lover was, and was easily dominated in the mouth battlefield.
>Only after Berry pulled his saliva dripping lips away, and the string between their tongues broke, did the two have a moment to breath in full, thought both still having issues as they breathed in their own hot, steamy breaths.
"Th-There...one Horsey's kiss, but that's a-all...can't have you g-getting a belly ache."
>"H-Huph...haph...m-maybe..."
>Berry tilted his head back, exposing his neck in an attempt to find air.
>"M-Maybe one for the r-roa-EEP"
>Filthy pulled his lips back from Berry's neck, only to run his tongue over the slightly dampened spot on his throat.
"Oh...fine. But no more after that, ok? I really have to get out of here."
>"S-Sure...let's get out of here, a-and go to the moooooooon!..."Clop skipping intensifies
>...
"Three in one day...Celestia, can't I control myself?"
>Rich idly mumbled to himself as he waited by the door to the outside hallway.
>The sun by now had fallen lower in the sky, only leaving a couple hours or so before the sky would start turning orange.
>>25499426
Im wondering what happened to him telling berry they were breaking up, did that not happen now?
Also woot, more story, thanks writefriend.
>>25499517
Was more or less stalling, didn't come up with anything yet tho.
>>25499426
"Probably should have just gone home after the first...ugh..."
>He paced a little bit in front of that door, waiting for Berry to come back and tell him the coast was clear.
>He took a moment to silently thank Celestia that Berry hadn't insisted on full on fucking, and was happy with the tongue treatment, probably about on edge as he was.
>It was just like him to never take no for an answer, and simply leave his butt in the air for hours at a time, waiting for him to finally say yes.
>Berry's a good kid. He almost wished his son was more like him. Always kind to everyone, almost to a fault, even if you accidentally bit his dick...more than once...
>Filthy didn't want to give up his colt. Such a nice boy...but between keeping him away from home too long and his wife being left all alone to raise his boy, when was busy at work or otherwise, he simply couldn't keep allowing himself to be so utterly distracted anymore.
>Berry was too good to him. He always did make him happier than his wife ever did, even ignoring the fact that he was never attracted to her in his life.
>He sighed to himself as he collected his thoughts again and stopped himself from pacing any longer.
>He has to end it now before it ruined his life. He knew very well he couldn't have his cake and eat it too.
>A sharp knock at the door suddenly pulled his attention back to reality, just in time for a hushed voice hissed through the crack in the door.
>"Coast's clear, no one's here!"
>And with that, the door was flung wide open, nearly clipping the stallion as it did.
>And there stood Berry, wide smile pasted across his cheeks.
"Thanks Bear," Filthy said shortly before stepping out, and letting his companion lead the way.
>It only took a few short moments before the two were once again standing in the entrance to Sugar Cube Corner, bathed in the light of the dying sun
>>25499544
Im curious to see how this will play out
>>25499596
me too
>>25499544
>Filthy Rich couldn't help but to stare out into the beautiful scene outside, the lighting becoming more and more of a soft haze as the farther out he looked, with no pony in sight.
>He almost lost himself in it.
>"S-So...you'll be back next week...right Richie?"
>Filthy frowned just a bit, feeling a twinge of pain tug at his heart.
"I...I don't know, Berry. I wish I could say yes."
>The pink stallion looked down at the ground, one hoof kicking against the wood flooring.
>"I mean...you don't have to say no either..."
>Rich didn't respond for a couple seconds, only clearing his throat a couple times before closing his eyes.
>"Rich..."
>Berry scuffed the floor some more, looking away from the brown stallion.
>"What if...what if we ran away together?"
>Rich could only let out a long, drawn out breath.
"Berry...I-"
>"Wh-What does your bitch wife know anyway? Sh-She doesn't love you, and you're as straight as a fucking rainbow!"
"Berry, you know I-"
>Before he could get his next word out, the air was being squeezed from his lungs between two forelegs.
>"I-I don't want to be alone again, Rich," he sobbed "p-please don't leave me, I'll do anything for you..."
>The sudden lump in Rich's throat threatened to choke him completely, making him force down a sob of his own.
"Berry please..."
>But the pink stallion only squeezed tighter, as if holding on for dear life, afraid that if he let go, he'd float away forever.
>"I-I don't want to lose the o-only stallion I can trust...I was h-hopelessly lost without you..."
>Berry was whimpering out his pleas now, sounding like he was about to start hiccuping.
>Rich had to blink back the tears forming in his eyes before they completely flooded his vision.
"Berry..."
>He brought one hoof up to pull against the quivering stallion, squeezing him just a bit.
"Berry."
>Finally, the pink pony stopped whimpering, now looking up at him through watery eyes.
>>25499691
"Mr. Bubble. You are not completely lost without me."
>Filthy was talking with a stern tone now, any signs of fear or loss fading away.
"You're one of the bravest stallions I know, even myself...especially myself."
>He looked deep into Berry's eyes, starting to focus back on him more and more as he listened.
"If you weren't brave enough, you would never have confronted me, those months ago. You wouldn't have risked telling someone your secret because you had a feeling they might have shared that secret..."
>Rich's voice shrank to a whimper for a moment, stopping him from speaking for a moment. He swallowed down a couple of times to get the lump back out of his throat before he could continue.
"You're a smart pony, Berry, and I love you dearly...I know you'll find someone you actually deserve...somepony who'll make you happy..."
>Berry sniffled hard, eyes blinking slowly through the tears. He burried his muzzle right into Filthy's chest.
>"P-Please don't go..." he whispered yet again, his weak grip only barely keeping himself up off the floor.
>Filthy frowned.
>But something in him couldn't keep frowning. Something in him remembered the bright, happy go lucky pony who wouldn't let anything get him down.
>So...he smiled.
>He slowly pushed forward, forcing Berry onto his rump, sitting in a more stable pose on the ground, sitting in front of him shortly after.
>He lifted his chin by his hoof, making him look him in the eye.
"This isn't good bye, Berry. I'll still be around. Just...not as often."
>He could see a little flicker of a smile on the pink pony.
"I'll make sure to come and visit some time...just promise me you'll find some company in the mean time, ok Bear?"
>There was a long pause before Berry sniffled one more time and nodded.
>"Wh-Whatever you say, b-boss," he said with a weak looking grin.
>filthy opened his mouth to speak again, but was interrupted by a kiss on his nose.
>"I-I'll hold down the shop until you get back then."
>>25499691
Poor berry
This is my last bump for the night
Goodnight all, see you in the morning.
>>25499830
>Filthy stared at Bubble for a few moments, almost unsure of what he meant.
>But, after another moment, he simply let himself slump a bit and smile...before straightening back up and putting on a professional state.
"Mr. Bubble."
>Filthy nodded once curtly.
>"Mr. Rich."
>Berry returned the nod.
>He sat there on the ground in the middle of the lobby, back straight up, trying to look professional.
>Trying not to break his posture, even when his lover walked right out the door, and probably out of his life indefinitely.End of act 1/???Seriously still worried I killed some feel boners if anyone had one.
>>25499853
>mfw Berry looks for another stallion twice his age who never had a chance at a homo relationship>Or a poor weeb who's too beta and desperate and will try anything at this point
>>25499929
I'm pretty sure was why my boyfriend picked me.
>MFW I'm 25 and in a long-distance relationship with an 18 year-old.
>>25499998
off by one, life confirmed for being over
Have you considered dating a horse yet?
>>25500059
I have a boyfriend who's still in high school. Why the fuck would I need a horse?
>No straight non-anon stories
>>25500077
Can a high school student carry you home after a long day's work and snuggle you like a puppy?
>>25500107
No, but I can do that for him.Actually, I doubt either of us can do that. We're both about the same size and fat fucks.
>>25499998
Holy shit, switcheroo. (Somewhat)
>Mfw I'm 19 and in a long distance relationship with a 23 year old.
>Tfw he's my sub.
>>25499853
So I guess this means he ends up with a different stallion in the end?
>>25500102
bumping for this
When are we gonna get art of the stallion from the new episode?
>>25499853
No feel boners were killed, im seriously loving thus to piecezs mate
>>25500102
There are str8 stories everywhere
I will cede that pone on pone is rare tho
>>25499853
Thanks for giving me my gay horse fix, and thanks for staying committed to the story.
I've writefagged in the past and the hardest part is making time to finish the story, and keeping the thread alive.
>>25505348
This would have been the best way to end the episode
>>25507197
My lord, what a handsome man! I do believe I'm comin down with the vapors!
>>25507293
Well, my dear boy, the only cure for that is bumbly-butt harumph time.
>>25507420
Sounds painful. Do I get a lollipop after the operation doc?
>>25507483
A lollipop, AND a nice hard dicking
>>25507537
Sir, are you sure this is sanitary, especially after an expensive butt operation?Because I'm a dirty boy who needs to be punished.
>>25507720
No need to worry, dear patient, our fine stallion nurses will be sure to throughly clean and prep (see;lube) you for the operation.
Soon
>>25508501
The anticipation is killing me
>>25508501
Yes
>Trenderhoof's Massive Masculinity Potion! Guaranteed ten-fold increase in mass and girth or your money back! Call now and order today!
>>25509583
>not the world-famous Flim Flam Brothers
I don't think you even tried.
>>25509652
>implying trenderhoof dosent brand and sell shit too
He probabaly has a fancy desinger cider too
>>25508501
Nevermind, tomorrow.
>>25509724
Aww
Why?
>>25509724
RIP me, murdered in cold blood by anticipation.
>>25509724
Well, that was a tease.
See you tomorow i guess.
>>25509724
Just for future purposes, what is threads thoughts to:
>Human topping pone
>Human rimming pone
>Human blowing pone
And vice versa:
>Pone topping human
>Pone rimming human
>Pone blowing human
>>25510289
>Human topping pone
>Pone blowing human
I like these.
>>25510289
All of them.
But I'd vote for rimming pone, toppin pone, blowing pone
>>25510289
I want a pone to top at some point
Its kinda rare
>>25504914
But why though
>>25510552
Becuase most people want self-insert
Why do you think greentext is writen in 2nd person?
>>25509652
There's a reason for that.
>"Flim and Flam's Patented Manliness Potion is guaranteed to increase masculinity 50 times more than OTHER potions! It turns colts into stallions! Doves into hawks! Shrimp into beasts! All for one easy payment of $49.95!">Warning: Flim and Flam are not liable for any negative side effects of the Patented Manliness Potion. May cause testicular shrinkage, sterility, muscular atrophy, brain aneurism, prostate cancer, peptic ulcers, and death.
>no refunds
>>25510563
Cant we have something that isn't Anon? i mean we have thousands upon thousands of them, someone said last thread that they where going to do a green of Butterscotch interacting with regular M6.
>>25510704
Litterally right now we have a pone on pone green going
Awareness is a virture anon
>>25510760
But its homo
>>25510780
Most of the thteads deziens are intrestred in homo stories
Ergo the content producers are pandering to that
If you want a str8 pone on pone thread im 99% sure there would be an audience for such a thread
But as it stands, this is a stallion centered thread, and it attracts people intrestred in such. (not that str8 isint allowed)
>>25510780
>>25510825
I'm interested in both straight and gay stories. So I'd be happy with either one. Even if it's just stallions bro'ing out.
>>25510671
I want to fuck those faggot background dancer ponies in the newest episode.
>>25510825
I don't the thread your thinking of exists, its always Anon crap
>>25510289
Much bigger fan of the later than the former.
We need more pone topping humans, we have an excess of human top stories.
>>25511004
If you mean
"I dont think the thread your thinking of exists"
Yes thats exactly what i mean, make one.
Like we did here.
That, or write a str8 storyn or find a writefriend that wants to write one here
>>25510516
This. We need more pone tops. It's meaningless to have ponies be stallions if they're all going to effectively be cockthirsty women /traps anyway.
>>25510947
Fuckin kek
Any more from this artist?
bumparino of life
>>25512217
Thanks m8
Have some scotch
There's more of fuckboy Blitz from him yes.
Speaking of I need all the good stories where Blitz is a bottom for reasons.
>>25512459
Meant for>>25511355
A big Mac bump
>>25512459
>>25512467
Fantastic, i love it.
>>25512636
Gnight yall
Seeya tomorow
>>25500682
I'm pretty sure this thread would have tons more content creators without that stupid rule in the OP.
It's a fact.
>>25513256
Sarcastically, yeah, IRL homodrama has worked out really well for threads like this in the past.
>>25513256
>>25513893
But at what cost?
https://derpibooru.org/1027450
>>25514812
/r/ing green of Butterscotch getting relentlessly teased by the rest of the non r63'd Mane 6.
>>25513256
No, homo drama litterally killed there threads in the past
EVERY GAY HORSE THREAD WAS KILLED BY DRAMA
>>25513256
>>25513893
The sheer amount of >tfwnnobf and such other horseshit scared content creators away.
Moslty becuase it canebto a point where no one was paying attention to the green becuase of the amount of /soc/ going on.
It was a running joke INSIDE THE THREAD that we were neo /lgbt/ when /lgbt/ was still new
>>25515963
Iirc there was a webcomic or two that did exactly that
>>25514812
>>25515963
What aboutFluttershybeing relentlessly "teased" byr63 mane 6?
>>25516372
That would be awesome.
>>25516372
It don't matta
just write something, mang
>>25516829
It's funny how a lot of the 63ed ponies just look like mares with square faces. Can anyone teach artists how to male pone?
>>25509724
Alright, not exactly what the thread is clamoring for right now...
But I'm posting it anyway.
Based on some post from an anon in an earlier thread
>”Hey Non, what's gotcha down?”
>You break out of your daydream and look down to the pink party pone standing at your feet.
“How did you get into my house?”
>”Oh, do your poor locks got you upset? If so, I know this really great locksmith that I'm friends with and he even taught me how to lockpick-”
>You cut off the rambling pony.
“If you must know,” You shift uncomfortably in your seat, “Another date went sour.”
>”Another!” It didn't seem to be a question, almost excited. “But that's the third one just this month!”
>You sigh as Bubble Berry proclaims that fact, putting your hand to your forehead.
>”Aw, don't worry Non, I'm sure you'll find someone that makes you smile, they may even be closer than you think.” Bubble jumps into your lap.
>While you talk you scratch Bubbles mane, much to his pleasure.
“Thanks, but I think I'm staying off the dating scene for a while. I just don't seem to connect with any of these mares.”
>”I know that feeling...” Berry mumbles to himself.
“It's not easy being the only human.”
>Suddenly, Bubble perks up.
>”Hey, you know what would make you feel better?”
“Is it a p-”
>”A party!” He yells and jumps into the air.
>You're tired, but you'd hate to disappoint him.
“I'd love one.”
>”I knew you would. Everyone loves a Bubble Berry party!”
>He gives you a time, and starts to head out.
“Hey Bubble. How'd you know I was upset?”
>He blinks at the question.
>”Silly Anon, I'm always looking out for you.”
>Bubble jumps up and gives you a quick bonecrushing hug, which you return.
>Normally you don't like contact with guys, but with Bubble you don't mind.
>>25516924
>Before you can say anything else, Bubbles jumps out of your arms and disappears in a cloud of dust as he runs off.
>Huh.
>Now that you think of it, you don't remember the last time he called you 'Anon'.
>Usually it was some pet-name variation.
>You don't dwell on the fact, and kill time until the time Bubble stated arrived.
>With the sun nearly finished setting, you head over to Sugar Cube Corner.
>You hear the party before you see it.
>Bubbles parties reflect the party thrower, always full of energy and fun to be around.
>Coming into view, you can see a couple ponies loitering outside, chatting among themselves.
>Seems you're a little bit late.
>Entering the party, you can see dozens of ponies have a grand ol' time from your vantage point of being a tall human.
>You scan the party for Bubble when you feel a sudden weight on your back.
>”Hiya Non, glad you could make it.”
“Wouldn't miss it for the world.” You say as Bubble rubs his cheek on your neck, and sighs.
>He slides down your body and plops on the floor, before springing back up to his feet.
“I'm always amazed how quickly you can throw a party together, and how fast everyone drops everything to join in on it.”
>”Only the best for my bestest of best friends.” Bubble winks.
>You blush a little, and laugh awkwardly.
>He's always so damn nice to you.
>”So, watcha wanna do first?”
“Honestly, after the past few days, I just need a drink.”
>Bubble gasps, “I think that's a great idea!” He really stresses out 'great'
>He leads you through the crowd of partying ponies, expertly weaving between them as you make your way to the drink counter.
>>25516942
>”I knew you had a rough couple of days, so I took the liberty of giving the punch a little 'spike' to liven up the party.”
“You know me so well.” You say, laughing lightly.
>Getting a big cup full, you offer one to Bubble, who refuses.
>”I already had a cup, and I don't like getting too tipsy at my parties. Somepony has to referee after all.”
“More for me.” You say in a sing-song voice, before attempting to down the cup.
>Attempting, because you nearly did a spit take as it burns your throat.
”Cr- crap, Bubble, the hell did you spike this with?”
>”Nothing special, just some hard bronco.” He gives a cheeky smile.
>Bronco is a type of liquor here.
>It even manages to confuse some of the ponies.
>You rub you mouth, and cough again.
“No kidding, guess I should be a little more careful.” You say before taking a sip this time instead, adjusting to the taste.
>”Sorry Non, I'll warn you next time. I forgot how humans are kinda lightweight.”
>When you first heard of pony alcohol, you thought it would be some light stuff, to relate to their size.
>Instead, you found out you can control your alcohol worse than a child.
>When cider season came around, you accidentally got yourself drunk and made an ass of yourself.
>It haunts you sometimes at night.
”Even if I'm lightweight, I still didn't expect that kind of liquor to burn this bad. I'm not that sensitive to alcohol.”
>”Wonder why then?~”
“Maybe I shouldn't-” Bubble stops you before you can put the cup on the table.
>”Nonono, you should drink lots!” He practically forces the cup to your lips.
“Uh, Bubble?”
>”O-oh, sorry, It's just I, uh, really want you to have a good time.”
>He looks nervous.
>Suspicious...
>But you trust the little guy.
>You resolve to drink all punch you can handle, but promise yourself not to let yourself get too out of hand.
>You're a cuddly, huggy drunk, and in a party mostly consisting of guys...
>>25516961
>After finishing the rest of the cup, you slam it down on the table.
“Damn, that's brisk.” You shake your head.
>”Great, have some more!”
>Bubble somehow got another cup nearly filled to the brim in your hand without you noticing.
“I-”
>”Come on, let's go have fun!” Bubble jumps into the air before dragging you off into the depths of the party, you focusing on not spilling your drink.
>Bubble drags you into conversations with multiple different people, which almost always seem to center around you.
>”Hey Non, have you met Bulk Biceps here? He works out a lot, he might even be stronger than you!”
“I'm not that strong.” You say, after tons of different conversations, the alcohol starting to hit you.
>”Nonsense, look how big your muscles are here.” He says, rubbing a hoof up your leg, touching your shin and pressing into your thigh.
“You're touching me a lot.”
>”Hey look! It's Blitz! Think you could beat him in a hoofrace, or would it be footrace?” Bubble changes to subject.
>Most of the talks go like that, until you finish your drink.
>”Hey Non, I hear a good way to stay sober is exercise, helps get that alcohol out of your system.”
“Is that how works? I thought it just made it worse.”
>”Nope, come on! Let's dance.”
>Normally you wouldn't be caught dancing if your life depending on it, but the liquid courage helps you along.
>Tons of ponies dance and laugh around you, and you feel yourself smiling and silently singing to the music playing.
>Bubble dances around you, constantly bumping you with his rear, jokingly of course.
>Eventually, you start to feel really tipsy, and you find yourself using Bubble as a little stabilizer whenever you start to lose your balance.
>>25516984
I'm loving this
>>25516984
>”You feeling okay Nonny?”
“I -urp- yeah, just a little dizzy.”
>”Aw,” Bubble zips away and comes back with a new drink,” take this, and let's go get a seat.”
>Yes, that seems reasonable.
>You're taking sips as Bubble leads you to a couch near a corner of the room, out of the general party area.
>He sits you down gently, and you continue taking little sips as he jumps up on the spot next to you.
>Bubble's tail flicks as you stare forward, taking more sips.
>For some reason, you can't stop drinking it.
>Sip.
>Bubble scootches over to you, pressing his side against you.
>He smiles as you drape an arm over him.
>That's not weird, you think.
>You hug him, that's similar, right?
>Sip.
>”So how are you enjoying the party so far?”
>Bubble starts rubbing his face against your chest, a hoof tracing your stomach.
>That might wrinkle it...
“Great. You overshot my expectations which I didn't think was possible since I expected perfection.”
>Sip.
>”Hehe, I didn't realize you were such a flatterer when you were drunk.”
“Hey, I ain't drunk. I'd know when I was drunk.”
>Sip.
“When I get drunk, I get cuddly, and kinda dumb.”
>”No kidding, huh?”
>You hug Bubble closer as he purrs.
>Hey, it's kind of like a cat.
>Sip.
>>25517033
“And I sort of lose focus. And I can't take a hint.”
>”You don't need alcohol for that to happen.”
>Bubble jumps into your lap and starts to slide back and forth on your leg.
>You wonder if that's habitual.
>Like how your other leg is bouncing right now.
>Sip.
>Wait a minute.
“I have nothing left to sip.”
>You frown as Bubble knocks the cup out of your hand and onto the floor.
>Looking at him, the two of you lock eyes.
>Though the room is kind of dark, you can see his face flushed.
>”Hey Non,” Bubble places his hoofs on your shoulders, “have you ever considered the reason your dates fail cause you're looking for the wrong person?”
“...Uh, No puedo entender.”
>He looks slightly jolted, but continues regardless.
>”Maybe the right person for you is really close, like, right under your nose close.”
>Bubble shuffles forward on your lap more.
>Your arms rest on his hips.
“Like a coworker?”
>”Maybe,” He bites his lip, “Or maybe, I dunno, a friend?”
“I...” Wait, something just hit you.
>”Someone you never thought of before.” His voice gets deeper and more husky.
”I need to...” Yep, you can't believe you didn't notice sooner.
>”Someone nontraditional. Can you think of anypony like that?” He leans forward.
>You can't hold it back much longer.
“I need to pee.”
>”W-what?”
“Sorry, I just,” You shuffle out from under Bubble, “I'll be right back.”
>He sits in a huff as you stumble away to the mens room.
>>25517053
>When you come back out, you see Bubble talking to a really beefy, tough looking pony.
>He nods to Bubble and walks off as you approach.
“Hey, sorry, that stuff just flows right through me.”
>”Don't worry. I understand. Come on, follow me.”
>You don't think to ask why.
>Why would Bubble do anything wrong, anyway?
>He leads you up some stairs, and as the two of you climb, you look back and notice the beefy pony from before taking position in front of the stairs.
>Standing guard?
>You frown, but don't think much more of it.
>And still, even when Bubble leads you to his room.
>He slams the door behind you as you stumble in, locking it behind you.
>The room is dark, but the moonlight and party lights flowing in from the window illuminates the bed space enough to see.
>Just as you're thinking this looks like a good place to nap, Bubble pushes you onto his giant bed, and you land with a pomf.
“Waah! What are we going to do on the bed?”
>You burst out laughing at your own reference as Bubble climbs up onto the bed, standing over you face to face.
>He lowers himself on you, his small but heavy, warm body pressing down on you as your faces are inches apart.
>”Non, do you like me?”
>You feel his warm breath wash over you as his face reddens even more.
>Maybe he had more booze then you thought?
>It doesn't smell too much like alcohol.
>”Yeah, yourra great friend ever.” Your now complete drunkness changes your speech, slurring slightly.
>God damn, this furry guy looks cuddly, all staring at you half lidded and blushing.
>You gotta get more comfy too.
>He lets out a small gasp as your wrap your arms around him, scratching at his back.
>”N-no. Something more than that.”
>One of your hands trace down over his rear, and your press up to scotch him closer to you.
>It's somewhat plump, but you can still feel traces of hard muscle underneath.
“Like bestester special friends?”
>>25517065
>”Heh, that's funny Non. I like how you're funny.”
“I like how you're funny to-”
>You're cut off as Bubble presses his lips against yours.
>It's quick, only a second, but it leaves an impression.
>Warm, slightly wet.
>Full lips.
>Man lips?
>Wait, Bubble Berry lips.
“Woah, Bubble...” You've hit maximum confusion.
>”But I hate how you play so hard to get.”
>He sits upright, his rear pressing hard into your crotch as he looks down at you with lust-filled eyes.
>Wait a minute, lust-filled eyes?
>”Sorry Non, but I can't let this opportunity slip away. I did this party for you, after all.”
>He pulls out a small metal box with a big red button on it, and presses it while grinning madly.
>Thick metal cuffs attached to a metal line shoot out from behind the bed, grabbing onto your wrists and holding them down.
>When did Bubble get the tech to do this, is the first thing that comes to mind.
>You frown in thought, but your mind gets interrupted as Bubble pounces on you again, his breathing increased and hitting you rapidly.
>Smells like cherries.
>”I need you Non. I've been holding back for too long and I need you so badly. So I'm going to do this whether you want me too or not.”
“I'm cool with it.”
>”But I guarantee by the end of the night, you'll be loving i-waiwaiwhat?”
>Bubble looks dumbfounded.
“I always kinda thought you were cute. I've never been completely opposed to doing it with the opposite gender, but nobody caught my fancy until I met you.”
>You take a deep, exaggerated breath.
“And I didn't know if those feelings were legit or anything. I wasn't sure. Or whatever.”
>”So-so I coulda just asked this whole time and you would have said yes?”
>>25517100
Here we take a short breath to draw attention to some NSFW pics of Bubble
https://derpibooru.org/611157?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
https://derpibooru.org/608482?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
These URL's are really fucking long
https://derpibooru.org/532245?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
https://derpibooru.org/474545?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
https://derpibooru.org/429054?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
https://derpibooru.org/419369?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
https://derpibooru.org/419375?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
https://derpibooru.org/820173?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
https://derpibooru.org/396003?scope=scpe600f5a20b42dc7f0b11831e31b16ecbf351e1653
Now back to our regularly scheduled Program
>>25516894
Apparently not
Here is an example of good male pone body shape imo
