>"D'aww. Looks like somebody is cranky. Do you need to go to time out? When we get home we'll give you your nap. Now if you behave I'll even give you a juice box. How does that sound?
>>25488882
Dammit Twilight! I'm a 20-something year old man!...Would you read me a bed time story?
BUT I WANNA COME INSIDE RAINBOW DASH NOW
I WANNA
I WANNA
I WANNA
>>25488882
Nigga, I'mma need 2 juice boxes if you want'n that shit.
>>25488911
>>25488911
>>25488967
>"Sweetie I'm sorry but that is just too incorporate for someone your age. If you be good I will get you a juice box AND read you a bedtime story? Does that sound good?
>>25488996
Whoops, meant inappropriate. Silly phone
>>25488996
Can I suck on the chocolate dispensing pacifier between your legs again?
>>25489042
>"Anon. What did I say? If you don't behave yourself than I'm going to have to put you in time out and you won't get your juice box. I will give you one more chance."
>>25489021
Too late, it already happened. Shares in Toddler Anon are currently selling for $2.20.
Oh, never mind, the bubble burst. Shares in Toddler Anon are now worth just $1, $.50, . $.12 ... Toddler Anon is experiencing a brief rally, but closed at $.15. Fortunes were made, stupid people got hosed, God is dead, and a small child is now 34% owned by a Chinese hedgefund.
Congratulations, Twalot. You fucked everything up again.
>>25488996
Alright, but I'm going to need a pudding pop too.
>>25489077
BUT I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBOW RIGHT NOW
NOW
Writefag here. Want me to spin you a yarn with this?
>>25489077
Sleep with one eye open, if I can't come in Rainbow Dash I'm gonna cum in bookmommy
>>25489082
>>25489219
>>25489109
>She sighs
>"Well I tried. Time to go to time out. March. Now."
>>25489233
Make me bitch
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot the part where I was some scaly, scroll-scorching faggot.
>>25488882
Look, I know you're being patronizing, but I just got off work, and juice and a nap sounds amazing right now.
>>25489077
>>25489219
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