Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 storytimed here!
>>25470067
One group adventure and three duos later, and it's still not necessarily the end of it. As long as that map's active, the six throne holders will always have to stay frosty for any occasion. They're tied to the Tree of Harmony as it is now, and it wouldn't do to ignore their callings, as it were. Luckily, the summons haven't been at times when they'd have to make serious choices between their own activities and careers and friendship problems.Too bad about Sisterhooves Social, though.But without an idea of how it operates, they're subject to the whims of an unknowable power.
Well, it's not like Equestria will fall apart if they don't, is it?
>>25481419
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>"Omlette du frommage~"
>>25486384
muh
>>25481861
Man, that is really well done.
There had better be more Souls threads after DS3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls
Would you take care of mare during her time of burning need?
https://derpibooru.org/1024018?scope=scpe45c064e0fc20113a2aa9c7256d1692cd49c37584
Season 1 is overrated
>What's a waifu?
>>25486418
http://www.wikihow.com/Express-a-Cat's-Anal-Glands
>>25486421
I will kick you in the horse
>>25486431
To some,you.
Season 3 is the worst season.
Pony should pony pony.
>>25486455
and the other seasons too
https://derpiboo.ru/1024657
>>25486404
KISS ME, BEAUTIFUL!
>>25486496
holy unf
>>25486496
Wow, a link that didn't lead to something horrible for a change. Are you ok, mlpg?
>>25486492
Season 3 is objectively shit.
>Pinkie Pie becomes a screaming non-character
>Crystal Empire was a disappointment.
>MMC was a shit episode.
>Had mediocre episodes like Spike at Your Service
>No Rarity episodes
>Shorter season than others
>>25486512
>Spike at Your Service
what was that episode about anyways?
Pony's going to fedex her fetish to you
>>25486526
Spike gets saved by Applejack, and becomes her personal bitch because his dragon code says so. Applejack doesn't like that, and tries to get rid of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plaqs6fKog4
>>25486512
At least the Empire made Megaspells canon.
I'm not sure whether to applaud it or chastise them for ripping off F:OE.
Drone pony wants a job at Amazon.
>>25486544
A Canterlot Wedding already did.
Is it just me or is Applejack ...just kinda there
>>25486512
>Pinkie Pie becomes a screaming non-character
so glad we got to see more of that in The One Where She Knows
>>25486547
>"Here is your package, sir."
>'Thanks.'
>"Copy that."
>"Did he like it?"
>"Affirmative."
>"Copy that."
>"Copy that, copy that."
>"Copy that copy."
>'Leave.'
>>25486552
Too right.
Will we get a preview for the finale?
>>25486554
I don't hate Applejack, but I hate how they're written.
Applejack episodes take place in their own self-contained universe that only has her interacting with her family.
>>25486573Hopefully not. There's enough spoilers already.
What if the episode itself this Saturday is mediocre, but the song is great?
>>25486577
That's the only time I like her. She's awful in group episodes.
>>25486398
God I sure hope one of the show writers or producers actually said something like that to the IDW crew.
I would pay for tickets to see that burn
>>25486568
I'd love them.
Which of the Mane Six has the worst episodes?
>>25486577
I wonder if Lauren had a plan for her that extended beyond surrendering to character tropes
>>25486611
>She's awful
yup.
>>25486626
Dash if we're counting Tanks and MMDW
>>25486629
AJ was first to fall to writing pitfalls
With AKR gone it's Pinkie's turn
Earth ponies have it hard
>>25486618
Too bad that this happen. Thankfully, this episode was the worst one in season 5.
>>25486636
It's funny how even the show writers hate the idea of rainbow power.
>>25486629
Applejack had some promise, but there's like nothing to do with her.
She needs more conflict than
>muh appul farm
>muh famlee
>>25486626
Fluttershy. Always the same thing, over and over again.
>>25486647
But she'll have a conflict in this Saturday's episode.
>>25486645
Rainbow Power is a good idea, executed poorly.
With something like Rainbow power, they can take an idea like that, and take on bad guys.
Like how G1 MLP had the Rock Dog, Catrina, Somnambula, and a bunch of other secondary villains.
>>25486644
>Worst S5
TftM exists
>>25486657
We'll see how it works. I bet you that he's going to keep her friend from being successful, and try and drag her down to keep her a hick.
>>25486660
"Rainbow Power" is just the EoH with less plot relevance
>>25486629
AJ was probably going to be the loremaster of the world, with Fluttershy knowing the animals and AJ knowing the old stories. Somehow Pinkie filled that role in the rare times it comes into play. Even though she didn't live in ponyville as a child. Or had family there. And from a character that we've never seen.
>>25486577
muh family
muh apples
muh farm
>>25486679
The difference, is that the elements are a physical object.
And the show can't really make any claims of plot relevance. Any veneer of plot can be bypassed completely by corporate mandate, like Twilight's castle superseding the abandoned everfree castle.
>>25486687
>muh
You can literally make fun of any character's personality with that.
>>25486660
>>25486679
It's the G1 Rainbow of Light but more toyetic.
>muh pets
>muh shyness
>muh shell
>muh I can't learn a lesson
>>25486682
>Somehow Pinkie filled that role
And they rarely manage to do that in a way that isn't obnoxiously randumb
>muh coolness
>muh awesomeness
>muh wonderbolts
>>25486723
>Muh sweet blue incredibly taut ass
>muh dresses
>muh darling
>muh drama
>>25486715
>>25486723
That's not the way you do it. It's supposed to sound dumb
>>25486715
>>25486723
>muh books
>muh wings
>>25486711
The elements of harmony functioned exactly like the rainbow of light already
the way it took down nightmare moon in the pilot was nearly identical to how the rainbow took down tirek in g1
>muh rumble
>muh bow
>muh holy grail
>muh screaming
>muh parties
>muh pinkee pwomise
>>25486757
>holy grail
What.
>>25486755
But Nightmare Moon wasn't totally obliterated like Tirek was.
>>25486745
What a slut.
>muh showmareship
>muh bear
>muh amulet
>muh syntax
>>25486765
Probably referencing her ginormous dick.
>>25486775
The rainbow of light didn't just obliterate tirek it also flew around and de-dragonified the ponies
in the exact same way it wrapped around nightmare moon and transformed her back into luna
>>25486679
The Elements of Harmony will return in Season 6.
>>25486715
Nigga, did you watch the latest episode where she gave a speech in front of two entire families of ponies?
She's definitely getting less and less shy as the show goes on.
>muh wings
>muh scootah
>muh cutee mark>muh chickun
>>25486745
>kissing the giant mare while she hooves your colt cock
>>25486803
She's going to forget it all, just in time for the next Fluttershy episode.
>muh bull
>muh bear
>muh courier
>>25486824
Ulysses was an annoying bitch. Blowing his monologuing brains out was so gratifying.
>>25486824
Celebrate good pones, cmon.
>muh magic
>muh ponies
>muh scorpan
>>25486843
Is this a good pone?
>ask Google questions about your favourite pony
>post results
>muh crying
>muh reading
>muh party
>>25486861
That's definitely a pony, I can tell from the pixels and having touched many ponies in my time.
>muh raspiness
>muh discipline
>Hey guys!
>It's your AWESOME waifu, Rainbow Dash!
>>25486884
That's a retcon of the real Spitfire
>>25486861
Reminder that Pinkie is the only adult pony we've seen on the show wearing diapers.
>>25486900
how's it goin?
>>25486900
You aren't my waifu, cheese master
>>25486900
More like boresome!
Because she's boring!
>>25486907
>Being awesome, flying around and being the all-round best Pony in Ponyville!
>>25486900
IMPOSTOR!
>>25486923
keep up the good work
>muh BAAAAAAAAG
>muh memes
>muh dykes
>muh gwumpiness
TouchThePony
>>25486953
>muh bench
>muh waifu
>muh imported oats
>>25486958
no.
Pone is not for touching.
>>25486953
You forgot
>muh Tyler the Creator
>>25486780
>muh bear and bull
I wonder if the ponies ask themselves why their nation is being constantly attacked by monsters ever since Luna came back from the moon.
>>25486986
not canon
>>25486972
I'm going to touch her.
My legs are much longer and I can outlast her because two legs are more efficient than 4 marshmallowy ones.
>>25486998
THOUSANDTH YEAR
What's it like to go to sleep in a bed filled with horses?
>>25487036
Bags of sand
>"This burning desire in my fist tells me to defeat you!"
What's it like to go to sleep in a bed filled withfillies?
>>25487036
farty and sweaty with a faint hint of horse faeces
>>25487060
tiny bags of sand
>>25487059
Go wait your turn behind the other reformed villains
>>25487059
>Sunset Shimmer will never slide her "burning desire" into your asshole.
>>25487060
Like falling asleep with a bunch of those marshmallows you put in in hot chocolate.
>even AIs prefer the winged unicorns
>>25487000
false
>>25487121
well duh
they're kind of the best
>>25487121
Cleverbot knows, bruh.
>>25486884
qtest bird horse.
>>25487078
>"happy birthday Anon!"
>>25487142
every bird horse is a qt
even the ones who have no names
>>25487122
I've seen this fanart before
>>25487121
spongebob confirmed for best pony
>>25487121
>Cleverbot is behind all the fillyposting in MLPG
>>25487165
I want to belly rub ALL the ponies.
I'll probably be arrested eventually.
>>25487206
not if you make a legitimate business of it. build a stand and start selling your services.
Filly asks you to stop touching her wings. They're very sensitive and you're making her feel weird.
>>25487232
as the princess requests, so shall I obey
does she still want her horn filed?
>>25487232
Fine.
diamond tiara is being really flirty with you
what do
>>25487293
Get a colt.
>>25487293
get her to buy me things
try not to fall in love with her
>>25487300
>get her to buy me things
i don't think you get how this works
>>25487300
>get her to buy me things
Considering her talent, you'll end up doing it instead anyway.
>>25487316
yeah but Equestria has flipped gender roles so I get to be the one she takes shopping
>>25487322
true
odds are pretty good I'm going to end up her pet, but that's a chance I'm willing to take
>>25487232
filly didn't say that
So, we probably won’t get a preview this week?
Do you miss her?
>>25487366
Isn't she just a recolor of Bon Bon?
>>25486745
who is this artist i am loving his stuff
>>25487316This is a good fetish
>>25487366
>she got fat and has kids now
i miss the highschool version of her
>>25487372
no, her mane is similar but different
and you wouldn't call her a recolor since she uses the same color pallet
>>25487360
Well that depends, is her husband a horse?
>>25487408
yes
>>25487366
Who?
>>25486611
She's capable of being cute, but rarely funny like Rarity or Pinkie.
Chance of a preview tomorrow?
Bark!
>>25487300
>>25487316
>>25487322
>Diamond can I have a couple bits?
>Sure~ Oh, would you buy me that dress? I'd look sooo good in it.
>>25487442
I named my dog companion in an game I'm playing "filly"
it's fun times
>>25487384
>mfw she got pregnant at 20
>>25487337
>Equestria has flipped gender roles
Does it really?
Pinkie has a plan!
>>25487384
>>25487467
I didn't come here to feel this.
>somecry
>>25487449
I'm going to buy her a suit instead
>>25487475
Does he even draw pone anymore or has he given up on it?
Filly discovered she was bicycle sexual.
How bad would Spike's farts smell?
>>25487508
http://www.superzooi.com/3961/the-dildo-bike-ride/
unf
Filly decided to call you 'daddy' to annoy you from now on.
>>25487512
depends on the type of gems he ate
>>25487524
good, that gives me the right to fuck her mom
also to give her a good spankinga tongue spanking
>>25487547
>mom
Rehnbow Deysh, I have to admit, I've never feld dis way about anodder living creature before. I want yeou to know dat even dough you're a horse I felt something inside me dat I never realized was meesing.
Pony read that twerking was a form of human courting. She has been practicing.
Let's talk about MILFS
>>25487487
unf
I don't even like the weird Diamond Tiara domination thing but I think I could get behind this now.
>>25487601
Twilight's roleplaying is getting weird.
>>25487601
>you will never fuck Twilight and her mom
>>25487601
thats shout right
i like shouts art
his ponies are cute
>>25487620
>she wants you to dress up like her dad
>things get REALLY weird
>the next morning she waddles into the bedroom hysterically crying
>there's a pillow or something stuffed under her shirt
>"Here comes the baby! The baby we'll give away!"
>she pulls out a small doll of herself from under the shirt and collapses into your arms
>>25487639
Yes
>>25487657
>"Here comes the baby! The baby we'll give away!"
I don't want to play anymore.
>>25487657
Ahh, the miracle of birth.
>>25487673
>She forces a very confused spike to send the doll to Celestia
>Starts bawling immediately afterward
>>25487662
fuck you pony thats like a $15 overpriced bullshit milkshake i'm not sharing shiiiiiiiiiit
Filly doesn't understand what sex is. She giggles and laughs at your erection, asking what that is and what you're planning on doing with it.
>>25487723
>Going to the greasy slut and not feeding fat burger mares
I think the hayburger would be the restaurant you're looking for.
>>25487759
>2000 pounds of pussy and ass
>>25487748
Its a scam to fool idiots out of their money. anytime you order food or drink for a working mare the waitress switches it out for the cheaper non-alcoholic or fat free version so the house makes more money from horny nerds.
>>25487736
>wiggle it in filly's face, poking and teasing her with it and laughing
>>25487759
>made in China
I fucking told you, fags. Chinese children were making the plushes.
>>25487817
well obviously
did anyone not know that?
>>25487759
>all that rarity
you have no idea what i would do to have access to that many raritys. you know other than put in the hard work to become successful at a career and make enough money to be able to afford to waste money on dumb shit.
>>25487736
Why am I showing a random filly my erection?
>>25487817
what country do you want your rarity from? sweden?
>>25487848
i was just walking around ponyville naked, since it is the custom there.
I just happened to walk past a window where sweaty mares are working out inside. the erection was unavoidable.
![chinese-toy-makers-9[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MWgM2Sz.jpg "chinese-toy-makers-9[5].jpg")
>>25487817
>>25487891
What happens if this filly bites my filly?
>>25487891
filly please
in this house we only transform in to ponies
ponies transforming in to other things is strictly forbidden
>>25487891
What a qt.
>>25487927
please stop battling the fillys against eachother like pokemon
>>25487940
no
answer the question
The fillies are biting each other again.
>>25487940
Don't you tell me how to raise my filly.
>>25487950
good fillies
>>25486687
muh coolness
muh dresses
muh animals
muh angst
I'm so excited for next week's episode.
>>25488026I don't feel excited for this week's episode because of the finale.Sorry AKR.
>>25487940
Filly is not for pokemon, filly is for training pokemon
Pony called you a freak, and a lame-ass rapper whose lines were weak
>>25488041
>not training your ponymon
>>25488060
why is twily wearing handpanties
>>25488050
Tell filly to drop some beats so I can destroy pony.
>>25488081
because her hooves were naked
The Pony
The Pony: the human.
has
>>25488036
I wish pony's name was Dan Droughbecause I wish she'd get out of my hair
>>25488112
shimmer pls go back to being a pony
>>25488104
>>25488112
>>25488116
What are you trying to say pony? Sound it out.
Cheerilee wants you to be her special guest for a sex ed class she's teaching the colts and fillies.
y/n
>>25488122that show is so dumb, but so good
>>25488156
Can we talk about that pony?
I like that pony.
She's cute.
Pony is not for 420.
>>25488174
Please see
>>25488172
pony is not for ponying
Games ponies shouldn't play:
>
>>25488185
>>25488112
Ponies: created to pony itself. Humans: created to receive ponies. Parasite: sexual in nature. Byproduct: unintended extinction.
Requirement: merging of human pony organics.
>>25488174
Oh no, too late!
Pony injected all the marijuanas, and left none for you!
>>25488220
I hope she didn't inject marijuana behind her eyeballs! That could cause her heart to explode!
Filly wants to be a drug trafficker when she grows up.
>>25488174
You're not the boss of me, narc.
Something something stoned DJ Acid
>>25488220
Congratulations Fluttershy you just injected a shitload of b20 and apparently huffed a spoon full of brown sugar.
>>25488286
pint-sized dj acid taking rips from a gigantic bong
>>25488286Shit taste. You have it.
Filly secretly watched you jack off. She asks you what you were doing and if she can see you do it again. She especially liked the part at the end.
Filly... I'm a filly.
>>25488392
it's called "masturbating while playing video games"
I'll do it again in a couple hours
tune in tomorrow morning for "masturbating while laying in bed"
Filly asks you to stop saying the word filly so much.
>>25488392
>She especially liked the part at the end.
the crying or the farting?
>>25488286DJ Acid anally fisting you with crisco that's got cannabutter mixed into it.
>>25488453
>"dude that's not even gonna get me hiiiiiiIIIIII"
Filly wants to practice her deepthroating on you.
>there hasnt been any good dj acid art in 2 years
why did the artist stop drawing his most popular character?
>>25488466
Fuck off BEA
>>25488513
Why don't you ask them
MARRY THE PONY
MARRY HER
>>25488286Something something lewdprincess ultrafetishes
