>"Anon!"
>"The condom didn't work!"
Wait, you were being serious about not poking holes into it? Oops.
>>25483227
>why are you bringing it back still in the wrapper
>>25483227
Anon? Who's Anon? I have no idea who you're talking about, lady.
>Anons make it to Equestria but, in true Anonymous fashion, they all look the same. Cadence must find the true father amongst the sea of green.
>>25483227
What condom?
>>25483227
Rubber and oil can't contain burning passion.
>>25483262
>incendiary passion
>>25483227
Well duh it supposed to go on my penis, not your horn
>>25483797
Silly anon, you still don't know how mating works in unicorns, do you?
>>25483227
"Don't worry, Cadance, just tell them it's Shiny's. Aunty Twilight will be to excited to realize what happened."
>>25483257
>implying every anon didn't have a turn with the princess of lus- I mean love
>>25483906
Candence is a dirty HORse: part one of two
>>25483227
Not surprise.
It would be pretty difficult to find a condom that would fit Anon.
>>25483227
Good. Have my bastard child because...
>Puts a backpack on
I'm out.
>>25483227
Relax. Humans have Plan B's for this sort of thing.
>>25483227
Its okay, the condom was imaginary anyway,just like you, and hopes of losing my virginity
>>25483227
So, you weren't playing hard to get by saying
>"Gosh, I sure hope there aren't any holes in this condom"
because I just thought you were being evasive and wanted a good old-fashioned human creampie.But I would have done it anyway
