>"Hey man, can I like barrow 30 bits from you."
>"There's like, this new bud, and i'm a little short is all."
>>25482724
>barrow
Let me at that hippy horse pussy and we got a deal.
>>25482724
I'm broke af, but I can smoke you out if you want.
>>25482733
30 bits? for horse pussy? Man that's a cheap hooker.
>>25482741
Well assuming bits are made out of pure gold, I'd say it's pretty expensive.
>>25482747
>Well assuming bits are made out of pure gold, I'd say it's pretty expensive.
Are you the kind of person that thinks pennies are still made of pure copper?
>>25482741
>>25482747
Either way, getting to nut inside feels great. Plus, I bet she'll pass it when she gets back. Win win.
>>25482755
this desu
>>25482724
>barrow
I don't live in alaska.
>>25482755
>>25482724
>"Anon, did you, like, cum inside me when I was passed out?"
"Uh... no."
>"Well why not, man?"
I'd let her take me on a spiritual journeyif you know what I mean.
>>25483399
>"I'm gonna, like, pass out here. You wanna just..release your inner aura in me a few times? It's cool. You're a righteous dude and I like having these stress reducing seshes with you."
>>25482724
get a job you dirty hippie.
>>25482724
30 bits just for sampling a new strain?
That's way to steep.
This pone needs a better source.
Why are all ponies so poor judging by those thrads?
>>25482724
Green ponies don't have the right to wear dreads.
>>25483743
>"Stop misappropriating my culture, you baked green vulture."
>>25483764
>he thinks hippies and niggers are the same
>>25483743
Dreads are cool though, after a certain point, you don't have to worry about combing and styling your hair after waking up because they don't get too frizzy and out of place.
Perfect easymode hair.
>>25483889
Too bad they stink worse then dirka dirka's.
>>25483889
Then you wait until she's sucking you real good before you pull back and spray a fresh load into her dreads.
>>25483937
>has never actually smelled dreads in person
Depends who's wearing them. If it's a wook on panic tour living in the stadium parking lots, yeah they'll stink. If it's chelsea the undergraduate late for her liberal studies class they'll be clean.
>>25483937
You can still wash them like any other hairstyle. Depends on the person if they stink or not.
>>25483764
kek
>mfw there's a reason they call celestia "your highness"
>>25483490
>tfw you grab hold of Tree Hugger's big, doughy buttcheeks, get a whiff of her steamy hippie asshole and marepussy
>tfw you lie on top of her soft, cushy body, emptying load after load into her as she hypnotizes you both with her good vibes humming
>be anon
>be king of the potheads
>this tiny litle pone just said something
>it wants money for its herb
>KEK.webm
>bitch doesn't kno about your royal garden
>you shove your hand down your baggy pants pocket and extract a haschich ball roughly the size of maud's pet out of it
>you set it on fire and yell
"FOLLOW THE SMOKE"
>before throwing it as far as you could
>you watch as it lands right in Sugar Cube Corner's corner
>the cakes gonna be baked
>you turn back to the hippy pony but she is here no more
>damn you just forgot why you're here now
>you spot the Sugar cube corner and think about a nice pastry
>you can't help but notice the smell of strong desert Hasch as you come in
>man these ponies sure know how to live
>>25485215
I'm confused.
>>25485190
>>25483674
>poor
Because if you merge equestria with earth.
It would be reasonable to assume that Corporations would demolish all the small mom and pop companies that equestria lives off of.
At least that's what I'd think would happen if humanity ever peacefully merged with equestria.
