I cant be the only one that hopes my waifus awaiting me in the afterlifer-right?
>>25478870
>Implying your waifu wants you there
>>25478870
I'm not narcissistic enough to believe I'm needed in more than one realm of existence.
>>25478917
*Tips fedora*
>>25478870
I don't believe in the afterlife, but some small part of me hopes I'm wrong and that she's there waiting for me when it's all over.
>>25478870
I don't want my waifu to be handed to me. I want to fucking earn the right to my waifu.
>>25478927
^:) maymay it up, family
>>25478934
This. If she doesn't love me of her own free will it's meaningless...
>>25478870
your waifu is toplewd?
>>25478946
And what if it turns out not to work? I'm fairly certain some of the fat fucks on this board can't handle rainblow hash.
>>25478953
It oughta be if he's a man of taste.
>>25478934
>>25478946
Maybe you will have earned her already. Maybe you'll be given all the memories of meeting and falling in love without having to risk things not working out, and you'll be none the wiser that everything was set up for you in advance, you'll believe you really did earn her. You don't even have to remember your past life if you don't want to.
>>25478934
Spoken like a true man *tips fedora*
>>25478974
>Implying obesity would follow you into what's supposed to be paradise
>Implying you wouldn't be made into a form she'll adore just as much as you do her
>>25478980
Isn't that kind of... cheating?
I'm sorry, but I'm not a communist.
>>25478917
I can feel the euphoria coming out of this post
>>25478977
i thought you said man of taste?
only good waifu is a nice mature mare who knows what she wants.
>>25478992
>implying going to equestria would be heaven
I just want to go there for a fresh start. A new outlook on life. A need for someone like me. I want to earn my place in horseworld, god knows I haven't earned my place here.
>>25478870
All of this fedora tipping in each reply. Even this one. Keep it up, flan.
>>25478870
I hope she's waiting on the other side, but I don't wish that she wait for me.I like the idea of at least one of us living their life before the other shows up.
>>25478870
Any pony girl will be good cause I doubt Sweetie Belle will workout
>>25479017
This sorta
>>25479103
>implying any other pony would want you
What makes you think your headcanon will make it there with you?
>>25478917
What makes you narcissistic enough to believe you're needed in this realm of existence, rather than just being here by chance?
>>25479119
Minotaurs/Centaurs exist
Plus Pinkie was getting all wet for ol king griffin
>>25478933
This
>>25479148
Never said I did. I just don't believe there's any realm but where you are currently. Welcome the void, anon.
>>25479184
You implied that you were needed in this current realm by saying you weren't needed in more than one.
>>25479163
What does that have to do with thinking your thoughts on how ponies reacting to you would be true or false? What did a slutty pink pony and minotaurs have to do with that?
What makes you think they won't look at you with disgust or even exile you for being 'too friendly' towards others?
>>25479202
>le imply
Looking 2deep there. Merely stated I wasn't needed in more than one realm. Who said I was needed in this one?
>>25479238
Do you not understand how language works, you fucking gorilla? If you say that you don't need more than one banana, it sounds like you'd still want to eat one, just not two or more.
>>25479258
What if I want to shove the banana up my ass and masturbate to my r63 waifu and pretend he's fucking me with his delicious horsecock?
>>25479258
Do you? Tip harder. Never stated I was needed, period. You're the one trying to find some hidden meaning in text. Just go back to enjoying top cunt or whatever shit tier thing you like.
>>25479271
Then you're a homosexual.
>>25479282
I'm not trying to find hidden meaning in text. The text you wrote was inaccurate to describe how you felt. I'm just explaining what that text actually meant, whether you feel that way or not.
>>25478992
>implying obesity wouldn't follow you into what's supposed to be paradise
If you're a fat fuck here, odds are you're going to be a fat fuck there. Paradise is what you make of it.
>>25479163
>Minotaurs/Centaurs exist
But humans don't. Would you want to get with a chimp, just because they kind of look like a human?
>>25479304
>going this far out of your way
Could have just said you wanted to bait. I mean, it's easier.
>>25479332
>If you're a fat fuck here, odds are you're going to be a fat fuck there. Paradise is what you make of it.
Nah man, if I woke up there still burdened with this fucking monstrosity of a physical form I'd immediately know I was in Hell instead of with my waifu.
>>25478870
no, no you're not.
>>25478917
>narcissism
You don't know the definition of that word, do you?
>not being a voluntary egoist
>>25478934
I agree with this notion
>>25479345
I've just got nothing better to do with my time. I may as well educate some simpletons. Besides, you're replying, so we're both going out of our way.
>>25479362
>having to take care of your body is literally hell
Fat people, everyone.
>>25479225
>>25479332
>SLUTTY PINK HORSE
Even then I just want friends if I really want to hit on another species I'll find a way to go through the mirror and pickup high school girls
Well your not... Just instead of a waifu its my BF
>>25479456
>pickup high school girls
Have getting maced and sent to jail.
>>25479476
>implying that they have competent police in EG land
>>25479442
I used to be >fit, and also a smug jackass like you that thought nothing bad could ever happen to me.
Taking care of your body is hard to do when you have to walk with a cane because of a botched back surgery and have a medical history a meter thick on top of that, faggot.
>>25479502
Well, then have fun getting magically castrated by the humane 7.
>there, now he'll never bother girls again
>>25479515
I'm not /fit/, I just don't eat more calories than I burn off.
>>25479521
Not if I teleport behind them and say it's nothing personal
>>25479563
You're not the first or last person to try to kill them. The good guys don't lose in these kinds of places.
>>25478870
They're not. Paradise would contain joys beyond human knowledge. The kind that make one look back at earlier days and think, "did I really once enjoy that?"
>>25479580
I'm not gonna try and hurt anybody
>>25479584
It wouldn't be paradise without her, period.
>>25479599
Yeah, you're just going to be the sleazy guy trying to pick up high school girls. They're not going to be okay with that. They're going to shoo you away and if you keep coming back, eventually the humane 7 will use their magic to make it so you never bother the school again.
>>25479628
You know nothing of my plans kiddo
>>25479670
You literally said that your plan is to pick up high school girls.
>>25479502
>100% charged
made me grin for some reason
>>25479680
Yeah but i'm not going to be so fast and forward about it, if they don't even want to talk to me I'll be headed back to Equestria again
>>25479710
It would've been better if it was in Airplane mode too
>>25479726
It's not like they're just going to outright shun you as soon as you show up. They'd probably be nice and cordial, it'd just get really awkward when you start hitting on them. So basically you'd be in the same position you are in now, here on earth.
>>25479825
again not so fast
If I had the chance to score with some 14yo girl here on earth I have a shot there
>>25479896
Well, it'd be easier here since people are so stupid. I'll give you that.
YOU'RE AWAITED AT THE GATES OF YOUR WAIFU
WITNESS ME
>>25478870
Why wait for an uncertainty after death? Make a tulpa while you're still alive.
>>25479726
>Airplane mode
THREADS LIKE THIS MAKE ME CRINGE SO BAD
>>25478934
That's stupid. The correct answer is that she's been watching over you all this time and knows as much about you as you know about her and no "getting to know each-other" phase is necessary.
>>25481391
So she knows I've done nothing with my life and masturbate all the time? Great, that's real attractive. I could at least lie long enough to get into that delicious horse pussy if she didn't know my whole life story.
>>25478903
Kek
>>25481400
Either that or you keep doing what you're doing and masturbate in front of her while she watches.
>>25481400
I like it. It's romantic and nice to think she'd know all the disgusting shit I've done and still love me fully. If you're gonna be a waifufag, why not go for the best, most unrealistic fantasy? It's not like there's one true Equestria where all horsefuckers go when they die that follows the show's rules, anyway.
>>25478870
What did you do to deserve that?
>>25481437
Nothing. He just thinks he deserves it after having 'such a tough life' and woe is him. In reality, he's doing what most of us do, just jerking our gerkin to ponies with no real goal in our lives.
>>25481423
>masturbate in front of her while she watches
That is a good deal.
>>25481430
>why not go for the best, most unrealistic fantasy?
Because I want the real thing.
>It's not like there's one true Equestria that follows the show's rules
What's even the point, then?
>>25481459
>>25481459
>I want the real thing
>waifufag
Ok. You can believe whatever you like.
>>25481437
>>25481446
Why do people need to "deserve" happiness?
>>25481492
It's a positive. The only thing you deserve are neutrals. You need to earn positives. You can also earn negatives, but negatives also just pop up out of the blue and you're just fucked for no real reason.
>>25479515
If she can do it, so can you.
>>25478870
I can only hope, OP...I can only hope
>>25481525
Are you just saying that because women are inferior to men and it's easy to do anything that they do?
>>25478870
Your waifu is always with you in your heart you faggot. You don't have to wait for the afterlife to see her.
>>25481534
how 2 use force?
>>25481534
brb, surgically removing pony from Aorta.
>>25478870
>>the after life
inb4 a bunch of retards making tipped fedora comments.
I understand, the thought of dying is truly terrifying so its no wonder a bunch of you will lash out at anyone who reminds you of even the idea that it might not be true.
picture mildly related.
>>25479515
at this point you just need to bite the bullet and eat less. it sucks in the now but eventually the smaller portions will make you feel full.
>>25481597
>afterlife
>might not be true
>might
Anon...
>>25481597
There's no way Equestrian ponies vision would be the same as Earth equine's. That would be such a waste of a colorful world.
