Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 storytimed here!
>>25470067
Fluttershy may not have been planning a solution to the friendship problem on her own when assisting the animals of the Smoky Mountains, but it must have been gratifying that her talent came in so useful. Even if she didn't bring any of them home with her, as long as they're safe and happy in theirs, and the ponies living around them are watching out for them, then she's done her part. She's always looking out for proper shelter! Maybe she'll just have to revisit later to see how they're all doing later.
Just how is that orthros getting on, anyhow?
>>25471416
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
And next time don't wait for me to fucking say that we're at page 10 you bunch of weirdos.
Would you?
>>25476812
FIRST FOR JAPANESE HORSE
>>25476866
too close to france
>>25476880
It's closer to Syria tho
>>25476864
But then we have a REASON to go fast.
>>25476858
Wheeling around one of those bastards with one wheel is annoying as fuck and wrenches your wrist around.
Why are the comics so fucking obsessed with Sombra?
Christ, we've had two, 4 comic long arcs about the fucker.
>I am the Sombra! I am the best character in the comics! I am better than both the Celestia and the Luna combined!
ffffffffuck off
Thanks Isaac
you truly are the hero we need, but not the one that we deserve
>>25476917
GOLF WANG
>>25476905
Is your name Santa, Twilight? Were you Santa Claus all along? I'm not mad, Twilight just disappointed.
>we will never have a series timeskip
>>25476916
There's a vacuum around his character in the show. The show literally did fuck-all to explain who he was, what he wanted, and why he wanted it.
>>25476905
tiny fat ponies squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25476866
Yes I would try her restaurant
please wake up this pony
she only wakes up when you say her name
>>25476916
>in one universe, he is suddenly a hero that manage to woo Celestia and can use the Element of Harmony because he sacrifice himself
>in another universe, he is a gender fluid alien that got some mary sue bitch to betray the ponies and somehow get revive and now is a leader of his alien race
And this is consider canon by Hasbro. Bravo.
>>25476970Heats Flamesman.
>>25476942
Twilight reserves special princess privileges. Such as first dibs on curling up on your chest at night.
>>25476953
And hopefully the show addresses the vacuum around his character by creating an interesting story from a competent writer and invalidating all of the comic bullshit surrounding him at the same time.
>>25476970
No
If she's asleep I can cuddle her lots
>>25476970
i prefer top kjreeep here aslkeep thast wasy she cvsnt regfect me
>>25476962
What a great restaurant; the decor is actually an appetizer and if you get really hungry you can eat your chair too.
>>25476970
PANKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25476959
So teeny
>>25476970Im going to have a party and everyone except you is invited because you can't come
>>25476982
which is annoying as his very existence raised some immediate questions
the fact he is not a crystal pony chief among them
what was his relationship with the crystal empire and equestria prior to taking the place over etc etc
>>25477005
Rude.
Rude AS FUCK.
>>25476970
I'm just going to kiss her a lot instead
>>25477015
Man, that's a huge buttplug he's got on that table.
When is Rarity going to get in deep with the royals?
>>25476866
Nope, but i would my country OC
>>25476971
Sombra is a cute little filly?
I love this horse.
Reminder
>>25477031
Why would you offer your own place, who wants to wash the sheets?
>>25477073
nobody on fuickeing mlpg ever dioes even the worst hitlers are redimed and made prioncxexszsxes
>>25477057
That hat is dumb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU0uJcLKiqk
>>25477015
SLEEPY PONIES CANT PARTY
ITS A FUCKING FACT, DUDE
>>25477031
>Celestia sees that little white unicorn pussy>From all her experience she is just barely able to accomodate Celestia's girth
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1447836754272.gif&v=GjJgK2Fyxhg
>>25477103
God forbid
>>25477031
ALL of the royals?
>>25477074
To use your costumes
>>25477129
Just another thursday night for rarity.
>>25477108
Had to change the link a bit and reload the page but I'm glad I did. It's in time! I'm enjoying this.
>tfw this used to be what "Equestria Girls" meant to the fandom
Please don't fuck the royalty.
>>25477145
You can slap a lot of songs on that: https://jog.fm/workout-songs/at/125/bpmhttps://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1447836754272.gif&v=sB2BKdgSW4U
>>25477149
No
>>25477149
Already did.
>I'm ready, Anon!
Rarity might likes dicks like fish like water, but I imagine she knows a spell to keep her hole tighter than Pinkie's panties after dessert.
Post fillies
>>25477138
i would sacrifice everyone in mlpg jkuist to lick those ass cheeksaqw
>>25477225
I will post stallion instead
with the occasional filly as backup
>>25477268
>He doesn't even know this filly
>She just started following him around and laughing at everything he says
>Filly is being stallion's wingpony to pick up mares
>Finds out he has to pay her for her services
>She blows it all on candy
>>25477201
r-ready for what?
>>25477303
GETTING RUCKERWSDF RIN THTERR ASS
Dash is ready for her big date with you
>>25477315
I missed you, Scrubs.Your alcoholism is tearing our family apart though.
>>25477315
>posers
http://i.imgur.com/ksJgeXi.png
>>25477335
i want to drink some
>>25477335
thatf dick is parelty poasssabele but i still unf
>>25477335
>cup gfloatuinby in mifdair without mahgic
hoew ate wre supoopise to belkieve thius shirtw
>>25477303
Ready to dofilly thingswith you.
>>25477367
I want to be a filly and do filly things with Sweetiereally filly things
What kind of talent is dog, anyway?
>>25477383
like sucking a miellions horse penises in a row
>>25477415
Bottom 5 episodes of Season 5. What are they?
>>25477410
the world wonders
>>25477410
She can take the knot
>>25477425
Princess Spike, the Troublehooves episode, the Yak episode, the first Sassy Saddles episode and the Coco episode
>>25477383
>tfw you just want to look at stallion dicks all day with your short height advantage but they keep dragging you to tea parties
At least the tea is real this time.
>>25477425
I don't like ranking the worst of something, not very fun when everyone talks about why they hate things
Boopin me boopin you
>>25477425
the meme episode 100
luna memes
coco memes
pie memes
discord memes
>>25477452
>>25477425
Tanks, Slice, Griffon, Manehattan, Lost Mark
>>25477425
Princess Spike, Tanks for the Memories, Party Pooped
Nothing else deserves a spot, really, and only Princess Spike was actually bad
>>25477470
>watching your ex pony waifu making sweet love to a superior version of your former self
Being Anon filly is suffering.
>>25477470
Someone should transform Twily against her will
>>25477477
Spike apologized for being a cunt, so Tanks is objectively worse
>>25477485
I'm sure she could convince them to let her join in
>>25477317
would she still do that if I tell her she looks very cute?
>>25477485
Forgot pic.
>>25477425
i havnt seen most of s43 so i couldnt dayu
>>25477492
Tanks was at least entertaining to watch at points
The only part of Princess Spike I liked was the couple cute ponies he talked to
>>25477500
she'd probably sock you in the gut and then say thanks under her breath
>>25477502
i wondert hat ots ;ole tp jabve fim
ayy
http://nerdist.com/my-little-pony-will-ride-into-a-theater-near-you-in-2017/
My little pony didn't do that.
>>25477539
there was that one in 1986 with Danny DeVito as the inscrutable Grundle King
ha I didn't know that
>>25477502
why is rthere 4 speach lines coming out of thje bubble in the second panel
>>25477539
why woiuoldj they iuse thios -[piocture
>>25477566
>>25477531
anon are you drunk, or did you turn into a pony and can't type with hooves
>>25477571
>he isn't a pony
>>25477576
I'M TRYING
STOP HARASSFILLYING ME
>>25477539
At least they gave credit to the deviantArt page.
Although, wait a fucking minute, is that the original source with ONE line of Spanish or is it THIS?
http://blackm3sh.deviantart.com/art/Little-Princesses-207762086
Well what do you know, yet another e-journalist who can't source to save his fucking life.
![[neighs internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y6SIBXS.jpg "[neighs internally].jpg")
>>25477571
>typing with your hooves
anon pls you have a perfectly good tongue
>>25477601
A keyboard is one of the most bacteria filled places in your whole home. I'd rather lick a horse's butt.
>>25477571
ai am bad atr type
>>25477584
Journalism is dead
>I was a male once, you know
>>25477637
you'll get used to it
>>25477511
Why can't rainbow dash just accept the fact she is cute
>>25476982
The show will never do anything with him ever again because the comics already are.
>>25477637
wjhyu do so manuy anons wantf oe be rtiuned into little poiny gikrls
>>25477612
anon pone mouths are already on everything as there are no dexterous manipulators available other than unicorn magic
pony slobber fears no bacteria
>>25477539
>>25477584
>IMPORTANT NOTE: you can use these designs wherever you want (fanfiction, comic, etc), BUT ONLY if you credit me as the creator of the designs
>BUT ONLY if you credit me as the creator of the designs
Just one job
You have to kill the pony, there's no other way now.
>>25477658
she's not afraid to act girly and cute, I'd think she just doesn't like being directly called cute
Is anon having a stroke?
>>25477658
>Rainbow Dash
>Accepting facts
we'd have one less destroyed factory in Cloudsdale if that was the case
>>25477682
>she's not afraid to act girly and cute
What makes you say this?
>>25477675
>humans find a way to Equestria
>they discover that the ponies' saliva actually has incredible curative properties
>ponies end world suffering
>everyone hails Celestia as their new leader
>>25477671
Why don't you want to be adorable?
>>25477667
Just like how they couldn't use Moondancer because she was shown in the comic.
>>25477010
>He's from another pony species
I'm okay with that.
>They're all evil spooky scary Skeleington smoke monsters
Now that's fucking dumb. I hated how they made them lolevil in the comics.
I don't mind that they might have been more evil as a race once, but over a thousand years of captivity could have changed the general opinion. Yeah some could still be bitter and not trust the surface. But others could have lost hope of ever seeing the surface or being free again.
>>25477708
well she's done girly things like getting all gussied up on several occasions
but I guess acting cute is a little more vague
>>25477624
is something the matter
>>25477204
>wanting a tight hole.
>not a gloriously gaping, flaccid fuck cavern
>>25477732
She says she's going to become your partner.
>>25477715
i want tyo be a little fiurelr but i also want to ghave a fdutra mage cock
>>25477732
She just needs a hug.
>>25477724
Yeah I thought the comic take was pretty dumb myself.
I am more interested on what his story is in the show universe though. Not that we will ever hear anything more about him
deer druids are a blight
>>25477721
>that butrtbow up tight aghinbst the dock and ponut in poubilc
UNFG
>>25477721
The comics don't have a monopoly on turning existing characters into OCs
>>25477721
Twilight Moondancer > Fluttershy Moondancer.
>>25477775
I -really- wanted her tailbow to be a thing. I wanted them to make tailbows canon with a vengeance.
Unfortunately there's still a huge lack of them. And the tail bow asset they use is a tiny one instead of a huge "look at my butt" bow.
>>25477788
show>comics
every time
>>25477767
He could have been pretty cool, but instead we got Coldsteel with five lines.My idea for the Umbrum was pretty much a hyper isolationist, militaristic nation with a few things stolen from Tolkien
>>25477788
reskin=reskin
>>25477818foreskin > noskin
I finally got a Fluttershy but all she does is sit on my couch and say "um"
Is she defective?
>>25477788
This is best Moondancer.
>>25477750
los esome weight you fat chuinbnyt horse fdatg
>>25477805
well the umbrum are a comic thing
as far as we know they don't exist in the show universe at all.
just kind of sad that they could have done any number of interesting things with his backstory but they just went with generic evil badguy of evil who happens to be a unicorn so he can use scary magic
I was always fond of the idea that since he is a unicorn, and took the title of "king" (or maybe already had it before he showed up) rather than emperor, he was somehow related to the pre-equestrian unicorn kings refrenced in the hearth's warming episodes.
We'll never now what his deal was though
>>25477846
is this one not a whiny diaper baby?
>>25477724
I haven't even looked at the comic but I'm disappointed from what I'm hearing. I wanted his spooky smoke powers to just be because he's an evil unicorn.Of course, I also headcanon that King Sombra actually died a thousand years ago and tried to fake the Crystal Empire with him. What we saw and what they fought was just his evil shadow. Hence the lack of dialogue or clear motivation. It was just an echo of his evil remains going through the motions without any plan or thought. Basically he was a ghost.
>new fic shows up in feed
>tags all sound good
>futa
>celestia
>incest
>massive amounts of cum
>femdom
>ass worship
>rape
>public sex
oh boy sounds great i am getting my penis ready
>light scat play is the last tag
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>25477876
Poor little sunbum
>>25477892
hahaha that's so funny!
>>25477892
link
>>25477846
This is best Moondancer.
>>25477862
I think his spooky smoke powers were just because he was using powerful magic
Nightmare moon was able to do the same stuff and more
Celestia also busted out some of his magic when demonstrating for twily
>>25477892
A little bit of fudgey delight never hurt anyone, anon.
>>25477876
would be nice to see more of horse shimmer
>>25477876
>someone finally made a pic of this
gee it only took two years
Porking the Ponk on gameday during kickoff
>>25477862
>Basically he was a ghostAnd that's what I hate the most. But they fucked it up again, it doesn't matter.
>>25477899
just search horrifying bullshit on fimfiction
>>25477896
well anti-memed anon
>>25477904
Exactly.
There is no fucking reason to say he came from yet another pony species. The only reason to create one would be so you can create more OCs that have identical powers to him.
>>25477856
>well the umbrum are a comic thing
>as far as we know they don't exist in the show universe at all.
I kinda take comic canon with a pile of salt. I like the idea of Shadow Ponies, and wanting to free them gives Sombra a reason to exist. Though a race that is chaotic evil for the sake of being chaoti evil is dumb.
>just kind of sad that they could have done any number of interesting things with his backstory but they just went with generic evil badguy of evil who happens to be a unicorn so he can use scary magic
Didn't they say they genuinely fucked up with him?
>I was always fond of the idea that since he is a unicorn, and took the title of "king" (or maybe already had it before he showed up) rather than emperor, he was somehow related to the pre-equestrian unicorn kings refrenced in the hearth's warming episodes.
They never said how long ago all that went down, did they? I would have liked to know how long the Crystal Empire was settled compared to Equestria.
He could have been some off shoot from the royal line who used dark magic to subjugate the Crystal Ponies.
>We'll never now what his deal was though
That's why speculation is fun.
>>25477904
It looked like they were going to expand on Crystal Kingdom lore all season, but then they just messed up with MMC. There were dark magic themes, and the Crystal Kingdom was a popular setting throughout
It's time to ask the hard questions. If you were finally a pony in Equestria, would you wear the bow?
Aunt and Uncle Orange both taking one of your balls in their mouths.
>>25477952
They said the sombra overthrow was 1000 years prior from what I remember. It had to be at least that long ago as Luna had not been punted to the moon yet.
So Sombra lived post hearth's warming, but pre nightmare moon banishment. The period we basically know absolutely nothing about as far as equestria is concerned
>>25477892
>"light" scat play
You know, for the people who like mixing literal shit into their eroticism but only a little bit. Because a lot of shit would be disgusting.
>>25477942
So what if one type of ponies weren't nice? What if they never learned the magic of friendship? What if they were more aggressive than the other breeds.
I get your point though. Shadow Ponies do sound like a 13 year old's idea.
which equestria girl has the prettiest feet
>>25478014poo lube
>>25477987
>ponies only
Speciesist bullshit
I'm calling my lawyer
>>25478023
Rarity objectively, Fluttershy and Twilight after, Applejack because of her hoof fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgiq2HENPWw
>>25478023
rarity practices the safest feet sex
>>25478018
The ponies who didn't learn the magic of friendship probably eventually froze to death. Or ate themselves first from starvation and their spirits became wendigos.
>>25478014
Some people really do like piles and piles of shit in their porn though. Like, unnaturally huge piles of shit.
>>25478042
If you otherwise qualify she's got transformation magic ready to go
You only have to be a pony on duty
>>25478023
which equestria girl has the tastiest feet
>>25477989
Bigger than either of those
>>25477989
No one would care who I was until I put on the bow
I fucking hate this place
>>25478014
what, everyone has their limits. while i love futa mega dicks i really dont like ultra futa mega dicks.
>>25478051
Or formed their own pony societies completely separate from equestria
we know there are other pony nations and cultures judging by the dignitaries we saw Twily dealing with in a few of the episodes
>>25478072
Maybe if I smear this SHIT all over, you'll like it more!
>>25478072
The ride never ends!
>>25478063
>autofeetllatio
unfo
>fat gut
ew
Seriously, fuck ponies
>>25477727
>well she's done girly things like getting all gussied up on several occasions
Other than the gala (and I guess modeling for Rarity) none of those have ever really been on her own will.
>>25478075
please don't give the fillies juice
it's loaded with sugar
>>25478063
>eqg
>>25478091
>fat gut
>ew
What? chubby bellies on mostly-fit bodies are cute.
>>25478095
Gladly
>>25478080
And that's fine, but Shadow Ponies? Fucking really? I remember someone last night saying they wrote better fanfiction than this and now that I'm learning more about it I'm pretty sure the weren't exaggerating.
>>25478086
wait a minute, there is too many asscheek lines there aj has two asses there
>>25478115
But Anon, they're evil.
EEEEEEEVIL
>>25478100
It's arguable for most of those that she was only dressing up because she had to, that's fair. But she doesn't half ass it, she takes the time to make herself look pretty.
Also back in the parasprite episode, she went over to Rarity's to get fitted for that ridiculous outfit for no other reason than to look pretty for the princess.
>>25478125
Those are Applejack's wings
>>25478125
>aj has two asses there
Applejacks transformation into 100% ass has finally begun!
>>25478063
one undisputed fact is that rarity has the juiciest B-hole in town
>>25477721
Yes because using a character that was only mentioned by name and had only one speaking role in the comics is exactly the same as giving a big bad a backstory.
>>25478147
>rarity has the juiciest B-hole in town
well excuuuuse you!
Twilight hasn't spent years suction-pumping her sphincter just to have people like you shitting all over her work!
>The flesh of your fellow ponies can provide...
>>25478101
but it's 100% juice.
that's as many as 3 oranges
>>25478199
you're 100% juice
>>25478176
unf
Anthro pony boxing.
>>25478176
But the real question iswho's got the most plump, pumped pussy?
why is mlp scat so erotic. no other fandom i have ever been in i wanted the characters to shit on me.
>>25478257Luna, actuallyShe had to pass her time on the moon somehow.
>>25478065
Be careful, large bows can cause serious neck injury
>>25478267
>on the moonmy autism hurts
>>25478257
Gee, I wonder?
Is anthro really that bad?
>>25478267
the comics really ruined the moon banishment. it wasnt a prison, it was a full society of gremlins with a modern city that was able to connect easily back with equestria.
why would celestia even send an evil monster to them
>>25478288
Yes.
>>25478286
>you will never pound plenka's perfectly plump pony pussy
>>25478288
anthro can be good but the majority of it is done by amateur artists. if something is 70% bad is it ok to just call the whole thing bad? i think it is.
>>25478288
Depends on the artist,
>>25478297
Why?
>>25478288
Some is okay, some isn't.
I like Atryl, Ambris, and Carnifex's anthro.
I can't think of any anthro I don't like because I avoid it when I see it.
>>25478306
>>25478314
if the show characters are originally anthro= yes its ok
if the character are not and you force it= fuck you
>>25478306
But now you can with Bad Dragon's new Sugar Star model, available in all the classic colors
>>25478324
I'd rather just use my Mary
>filly
>>25478324
has anyone here used a BD fleshlight? I cant imagine using a fleshlight without the hard case the original has.
>>25478340
I would not let that filly hang around my filly
>>25478340
you are grounded filly for being too anime
>>25478342
I have a Sugar and it's really firm, no need for a hardcase unless you absolutely have to mount it in something.
>>25478352
I bet Pinkie would like to watch you use it
>>25478342
Nope. No one on MLPG has ever bought and used a Bad-Dragon™ Mary the Anthro Mare™ or Sugar Star the Pony™ silicone toy.
>>25478342I have both a Mary and a ponutThey're a lot firmer than a fleshlight, so you don't really need a hard case. They're also just silicone instead of some exotic material so you can use all kinds of lubes and they clean up really easy. I don't ever use my hand anymore.
>>25478352
i like to sit in front of the computer while mounting on my grandmas footstool with the fleshlight on it and furiously hump while reading erotic horse fanfiction.
>>25478359With the toy in her color as well?
>>25478359
the pinkie likes to watch meme is one of my fav new 2015 mlpg memes
>>25478359
>>25478388
but I hate EA
>>25478373
>not putting it in between two pillows, with the top pillow being a dakimakura of your waifu
I am a perfectly well adjusted person
>>25478349
But all the fillies are already anime.
>>25478396
>hate EA
what
>>25478396
Everyone hates Electronic Arts, anon. But that doesn't stop people from giving them millions of dollars in sales
>>25478362
when i get my christmas money from my parents this year i am going to buy a large flared chancei have a medium now and its too small for me
>>25478396
Why do you hate Electronic Aunts?
I fucking hate this place
I bet pony massages feel nice
Please don't fuck the place.
filly wonders why you're so small
>>25478408
>tfw had to move back home
>tfw got a better job
>tfw can't wait to try moving out again so I can buy all kinds of weird things without being under anyone's eyeOne of the things I'm probably going to blow a shameful amount of money on is a plush pony. I'm not sure who I want yet but I'm leaning towards Marker Pony.
>>25478454
I shrank myself for filly's comfort
>>25478406I don't want to get into it since it's stupid and meta. I just don't like what he does here.
>>25478462
What, post weird fetish bullshit?
