Give me good horse related 1 liners.
I need a joke, because the only joke here is my life.
>>25475968
what kind of apple does applejack like to eat?
A Macintosh
it's funny, because it implies incest and somewhat a little r63
>>25475968
>I need a joke
Have you tried a mirror?
>>25476045
ouch
>>25475968
OP, kill yourself for more bang for your buck.>"But Anon, that's not horse related.""Fuck you nigger. I do what i want."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
>>25475968
Where does King Arthur's horse rule? Canterlot.
Bonus points because you get to use a MLP reference without showing your power level. Try it. It feels good.
>>25475968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80JN-kHsgAg
>"I'm a little ho(a)rse."
>>25475968
let me think for a minute, I'll probably get somethingfillywitherwithout the help of my fellow Anons, of course. I'd hate for my jokes to betackyorstable. I don't likebeating a dead horse
>>25477040
>>25475968
129 frenchies walk into a bar
Allah ack bar
>>25475968
How did the pony feel when he was sick?
A littlehorse
>>25476435
>buck
>not horse related
>>25477087
sorry if I'm making you a littleantsy
>>25477178
Oh, please; I've heard a skele-TON of these before.
>>25477214
But I got most of mine from theundergroundthough. I met amonstrousfaggot, who wasfloweryas fuck
>>25477273
Looks like you found a mirror
All the fillies froze to death? That's what I call a colt winter
