>"Thanks for all the help gettin' the chores done early today, Anon. If you want, you can spend the rest of the day fuckin' anyone in the family."
>>25475785
"Um.... run that by me again? I could've sworn you just said fuck and not rut."
>Implying she or any of her country trash family is worth sticking mah dick in.
>>25475798
>Applejack is secretly a changeling
>All the apple family is secretly a group of changelings
>>25475785
Thats a big family.
>>25475970
UUUI
Applejack having lesbian incest with Aunt Orange?
"APPLEBOOOOM! 'MERE!"
>>25475785
Pinkie Pie is in your family, right?
>>25475785
>you can spend the rest of the day fuckin' anyone in the family."
I'm honored that you'd let me participate in your traditions.
>>25475785
Can I marry her first?
>>25475785
My family or yours?
>>25475785
Nah, I'm good, thanks.
>>25475785
But fucking your family was the chore I helped you with.
>>25475785
1. I don't screw inbred hicks
2. I don't feel like going to a shotgun wedding.
>>25475816
reminds me of that green where the Apple family is actually a group of parasitic beings
>>25476358
Dude what?
That sounds like an episode of goose bumps.
>>25475785
Aww, you remembered humans fuck, ponies rut.
You and me have a date with the shower, sugarcube.
>>25476358
This should be interesting if anyone can dig that up.
>>25476026
You clever piece of shit you
>>25475785
>be Applejack
>secretly want Anon to fuck you, which is why you always offer him that reward
>but he goes for Apple Bloom every time
>you always hide in Bloom's bow closet and masturbate to them every time this happens
>today you got a little carried away and fell out
>Anon and Bloom are staring at you
wat do?
>>25475785
Cool, where's Big Macintosh at?
>Be Anon.
>Also be confused.
"...anyone?"
>Applejack gave a lewd smile.
>"Anyone."
>ohh boy
>BONER GET
"Even...?"
>She nodded.
>You could hear her lewd breath cover your face as she drew in nearer.
>"Especially," she whispered.
>Oh GOD.
>Uhhhhhh
"W-Well."
>Uhhhhh
"Y-you know what, I'll gladly take you up on your offer."
>She smirked.
>"Ah knew you would-"
"Granny Smith?" you called, raising your voice a bit.
>And with that, you go into their house to find the old lady.
>Perfect excuse to fuck older women.
>Be Applejack.
>W-What.
>As you stand there, sweating underneath Celestia's sun, and watch Anon go into the barn to fuck Granny Smith, you realize something.
>Anon is weird.
>>25476009
You had one job anon...
ONE JOB
>>25475785
Great. Where are your parents' graves?
>>25478483
kekz to you sir
Anyone?
Get over here, Bloomberg!
>>25475785
Granny Smith here I come.
>>25476026
BASED
>>25475785
>Anon wants to fuck that hot mare he saw at the sisterhooves social
>orchard blossom
>now Big Mac has to pretend to be Orchard and keep Anon from finding out Orchard is a stallion
I need this.
>>25478437
>implying you wouldn't fuck AJ and AB at the same time
Sounds like a nice sisterly threesome to me, what's wrong with a little family bonding?
>>25479654
pls
Sweet!
Oh huh, Braeburn! I need a favor
>>25479654
>Anon finds Orchard's dick
>because obviously it's huge and going to be present
>"Oh cool, I thought only pervy unicorns could be futas. Nice balls, lady!"
>>25479868
He won't see it if it's underneath that big dress.
>>25479868
>plot twistit's a fake dickbig mac was a woman the entire time
>>25476009
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>>25475785
Get the old bitch out here then.
Its going down.
>>25475785
Anyone, you say?
Bloomberg, get that sweet trunk of yours over here!
