>Why hello there, handsome~!
>>25474029
why hello there degenerate
>>25474029
Hi there, Mac. Mind if I ask why you're dressed up as a weird lady?
>>25474029
Goddammit Mac that was just a one time thing.
Cut it out with that gay shit.
>>25474057
>holding a shotgun like this
It's always hilarious when /pol/ pretends to be /k/
>>25474029
I don't know why but bigmac gives me a boner
I want to be his mare
>>25474029
>go into 711 with friend
>be in line
>2 huge trannys in front of me
>6'3 easy, linebacker builds
>make their purchases and leave
>make my purchase and leave
>friend comes out shortly after
>"Anon, bruh, TELL me you got a look at their faces."
>'What?'
>"Those two bitches in front of you!"
>mfw
>>25474029
Go away Sadie's song
>>25474029
You'll never be a real mare
You're a stallion living out an impossible fantasy with a mutilated penis
>>25474029
>rape
>>25474266
I'd like to opt in for the suicide.
>>25474313
good. fags should kill themselves and end up in hell where they belong.
>>25474315
>trying to be relevant by being super duper edgy
>on a board dedicated to stupid talking colored horses
lol
>>25474403
What is it with newfags calling everything edgy.
>>25474029
>>Why hello there, handsome~!
>>Why
English is not my native language, but I never understood the 'Why' at the begin of the sentence
It makes no sense.
>>25474422
REALLY Don't think too much of it.
>>25474403
>WE HATE THE FAGS!
>WE HATE THE JEWS!
>WE HATE THE MEXICANS!
>AND WE HATE THE SPICS!
>>25474432
I'm afraid I can't, I NEED to understand why it's used in that way
Still couldn't find a clear answer.
>>25474417
How was he not trying to be retarded to get attention?
>>25474446
It's a cultural thing. Gives the following sentence more emphasis.
>>25474446
>Trying to logically understand colloquial usage of terms
Nigga you dumb
>>25474403
>SU meme
>believing "hope x dies" is in some way over the edge
>using lol unironically
Plz stop, ur new is showing
>>25474497
>Plz
Newfag detected. Go back to Facebook.
>>25474029
Why hello there!
Say, is that an umbrella between your legs or are you just happy to see me?
>>25474497
>plz can u stop been new k lol get rekt faggot
The newfag begins.
>>25474422
>trying to understand English
>>25474029
hi handsome
>>25474519
I invite you to check how many times "plz" has been used on /mlp/ in the last hour
>>25474533
Elaborate, or at least post something that humans can read
>>25474582
>Implying this place didn't get filled with newfags after /trash/ was created
>>25474582
It's just what a lot of newfags do. Post unrelated images, green text for no reason, bad English and shortenings of words, et etcetera.
>>25474602
>>25474029
Howdy Big and Beautiful
>>25474613
That's just shitposting anon
>>25474029
>this exists and there are still people who believe EqG was the worst thing to happen to the franchise
Fucking kek.
>>25474863
No one likes you EQGfags and no one cares about your opinions. Fuck off already.
https://derpiboo.ru/993781
>>25474863
Brony pls
>>25474313
You can't suicide if you're already dead, numbnuts
>>25474106
But anon, Sadie's Song handled trans-representation so much better!
>>25474266
Aryanne Grande, YOU'RE the fucking degenerate.
>>25474086
What wrong with how he is holding it. Looks fine to me.
>>25474029
>SU does this
>they love it
>MLP does it
>TRANSMYSOGGKNEE
I don't understand tumblr.
>>25476227
>Tumblr can be understood
Flawed premise.
>>25474029
Would you?
I would
I would so hard.
>>25476227
MLP is popular because of disgusiting dirty bronies that are all evil rapist MEN
Stephen universe got popular because of strong independant, poc and lgbt folk
>>25474029
>a cross dressing big mac appears!
>actions? ..... talk
"hello...ms? nice weather, am I right"
>orchard: not as nice as you sweetie xoxo
>you try remember he a stallion
>your dick thinks other wises
>action?....... kiss
>you kiss "her" on the lips
>"she" grab you and make out with you
>you feel sexually weird
>actions..?
>>25477707
>put it in
>>25477725
>put it in
>you stick your sexually confuse dick in "her" sexually excited anus
>you pound that as like a jack rabbit
>you came
>all when dark
GAME OVER: you are gay
>>25477867
good end
>>25474029
"Hey Big Mac. How's it hangin'?"
>>25474029
not gonna lie. He did a damn fine job in that dress and wig
>>25477707
We need more Orchard Blossom fics, if just for the purpose of having them.
>>25476172
Dont point a gun at somthing you dont intend to shoot
Cameras with likely someone behind it included.
>Big Mac is Husbando.
>Hits on me like he's a mare.
I feel conflicted.
>>25474029
>"Might a strapping strong stallion like yourself mind escorting a little mare like me around? Its been EVER so long since I've last acquainted myself with this here town."
"Nice try Big Mac, but Rainbow told me all about what you did with Applebloom."
>"Did you just say, Big Mac?"
"Knock it off, I know its you."
>"Big Mac!?"
"..Ok, what are you doing?"
>Before you can get a response, you're gripped and shaken violently with a scream "He was impersanatin me again!?"
>You say nothing out of stupification and slight annoyance before you're lunged up and over as she drapes you over her midsection before she walks right into town.
>Reaching the farm you see Big Mac working the field quietly as you get some serious sticker shock.
He happens to glance over and smile with a wave before he notices just how angry she looks before he tries to run away but gets held down by a single hoof.
>In one fluid motion she plops you upright and by her as she points "This here strappin young colt just told me you were pretendin tah be me again, is that there true?"
>He shrinks a bit but looks away and nods "Eeyup."
>"And ya went out in public I assume?"
>"..Eeyup."
>"And ya went usin mah name again?"
>"..Eeyup."
>"Big Gala Macintosh! What have I told ya about makin fun of me!?"
>"Ah shucks Orchard, ya know I wasnt teasin ya."
>"Then why did you dress up as me!?"
>"Werent nothin personal, ya just always leave yer dresses and I.."
>"Those dresses were Applejack! Not you!"
>"But uhh, she dont..wear em."
>"Well that doesnt mean you can!"
"..So there actually is an Onion Blossom or whatever the fuck? You werent just making it up?"
>She stops her bickering long enough to turn to face you and properly holds out a hoof "Oh where are my manners? And yes, I am the ONE and ONLY Orchard Blossom, though my cousin here does like to act the part from time to time, been doin it since we were kids."
>>25481238
"You guys..really look alike."
>"Well we ARE cousins, our fathers were brothers, and the Apple genes tend to run quite strong."
“..I see.”
>”I do thank you for letting me know what my dear cousin has been doing in my absence, now I can properly discipline him when you leave.”
“Nice.”
>She leans in a bit and bats her eyes one last time before smiling “I WILL pay ya back for yer kindness, one way or the other.”
“N.no thanks, its..its ok.”
>”Ohohoho, but I DO insist, but, for another time.” She states with a trot before biting down on his ear and dragging him away “Come Big Mac, I’m gonna tell Granny that you’ve been actin up again.”
>”Orchard cmon! Ah promise ah wont do it again.” He pleads as she trots away as you stand there with a shudder.
“That guy is whipped by his own family.”
>Today was a Freaky Friday kind of day
