Everytime I browse this board it's nothing but stuff like, "Twilight Sparkle is addicted to my semen" or Twilight is such a cockgobbling whore she just throws herself on Anon or whoever else with these crazy scenarios with no prior provocation whatsoever.
I know its an unpopular opinion, but I think it's pretty safe to say that Twilight is a pure and innocent virgin, untainted by the internet and the over-sexualized nonsense of our world.
I mean, just look at her, a shy little bookworm with a couple of true friends, she spends most of her time reading books!
Does she really seem like the type to be into extreme fetishes? No, no I think its safe to say she doesn't. No vore, no diapers, no petplay, and no BDSM. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a delusional nincompoop.
>>25472263
Where the fuck do you think you fucking are
>>25472263
I unironically agree. Too bad there's no other pony place where waifu stuff's encouraged.
>>25472281
I'd love a board where I can love the ponies without all the weird white people wanting horsesex
No.
>>25472263
OP, I agree with this guy
>>25472271
Where do you think you are?
>>25472263
While you're right that's not going to stop the faggots from posting her picture and then adding the text
> i luv dick come fuck me anon
>>25472291
Typically I hate this meme but go back to Ponychan.
>>25472291
Are you the same guy that got BTFO'd hard in the Limestone thread?
Because if yes, you are a flaming fagnigger.
You're full of shit. Twi would be totally willing to get at least a little kinky with her lover once in a while if she had one.
>>25472320
I feel like a lot of shut-ins are. I mean, just all the fetishistic stuff that's in some of Twilight's fiction. There's no way she could avoid it with how much she reads.
>>25472263
Is this a thinly-veiled clop request?
>>25472271
>>25472302
I think I'm on a board filled with twisted weirdos who should never be let into Equestria.
>>25472305
Yeah, it's literally always this, fucking spammy shit because people are too stupid to come up with a decent prompt.
>>25472585
Oh wow take a look at this guy, "Is this a thinly-veiled clop request?"
Of course one of you would think that, none of you can think beyond the end of your own dicks.
No legitimate discussion, just endless jerking off because thats the only thing you're capable of doing, really I don't even know why I bothered!
If Twilight was real she'd look at you with shame and disgust. Don't you have any respect at all? For people who write all this clop there sure is a surprising lack of love for the actual character.
But no, just more fuel to jerk your fucking dicks to... Twilight would be real fuckin proud..
>>25472263
Off with her wings!
>>25472263
>a shy little bookworm with a couple of true friends, she spends most of her time reading books
I see you've stepped out of a time capsule. She has wings now, and is a Princess of Friendship for some reason. Take me back with you?
Someone get /ntt/ on the horn, I want to know whether it's cool to be aroused by pleasures-of-the-flesh i'm-a-princess-and-i-can-do-what-i-want-peasant hedonist Twilight Sparkle
>>25472312
>triggered white people getting triggered
>"HAHA! Get #rekt faggot!"
Please. I'd ask you to be mature but this is /mlp/ and you're probably some pathetic cracker. Get lost honky
What happened to Crossroads? I need my Twi lewd fluff.
>>25472263
Jin pls leave!
>>25472263
>Everytime I browse this board it's nothing but stuff like, "OP is addicted to my semen" or OP is such a cockgobbling faggot he just throws himself on Anon or whoever else with these crazy scenarios with no prior provocation whatsoever.
>I know its a popular opinion, but I think it's pretty safe to say that OP is a pure and innocent virgin, tainted by tumblr and the under-sexualized nonsense of our world.
>I mean, just look at him, a shy little neckbeard with no true friends, he spends most of his time sucking cocks!
>Does he really seem like the type to be into extreme fetishes? Yes, yes I think its safe to say he does. Vore, diapers, petplay, and BDSM. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a delusional nincompoop.
ftfy
I have to honestly ask this. What did you hope to accomplish?
>>25472263
She's probably not into extreme fetishes.
She is a closet slut, though
Jin pls
>>25472263
Extreme fetishes? You mean like that time people said there were many stories about her having a ultra masoquist fetish and normally ended dead? Because other than these very extreme ones, the max I see is her having calm silly fetishes around, but anons pulling then out of proportion like anything in the board.
Also, why she wasnt going to have then? bookworms cant be into knky stuff? WHat if she read some stupid fifth shades of gray tier stuff and ended wanting to try?
>>25472754
>If Twilight was real
Well, it's not Jin at least.
>>25472754
>If Twilight was real
>If
First rule of trolling, kid. When you go full retard, you go F U L L retard.
>>25472263
Many ponies have been oversexualized by some people, not just Twilight.
So stop complaining.
>>25472971
>closet slut
>not hyper-repressed weirdo suddenly having power thrust upon them
nigga she probably smells the benches in the Guard locker room or some creepy-ass non-confrontational frustration shit
>>25473040
>Twilight using the Princess Voice she practises in the mirror every morning to demand to be allowed to inspect the Guard shower facilities personally
>Ponyville doesn't have Guards because it's a fucking hick town
>Twilight instead simmering in frustration, alone on her tree-throne, gears crunching in her brain trying to conceptualize the power she holds over all the males she sees
>>25473065
>and then rape
>>25472804
Soon... Somewhat. Life is a bitch sometimes.
>>25472263
>it's pretty safe to say that Twilight is a pure and innocent virgin
then how did she knew a spell about increasing the desire of something?
and a spell to stop someone moving
>>25473154
>rape
This thread needs slut twilight with every anon but OP
>>25473065
>You will never be dominated by a sexually frustrated Twilight
![1024383__twilight+sparkle_shipping_blushing_suggestive_comic_princess+twilight_smiling_lesbian_magic_eyes+closed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gnOJeia.png "1024383__twilight+sparkle_shipping_blushing_suggestive_comic_princess+twilight_smiling_lesbian_magic_eyes+closed[1].png")
>>25473154
She's a saint
>>25473176
I think we both know what to do now
>>25473181
Brb masterbating
It is edgy that FIM not be given the sexuals.
Oversexualization is that frightening make of unnatural. Talk about the throwing of believed magic in all our faces.
It sucks to be slaved hard on a society so hard unreal, in the what it takes to keep us alive.
It's really corrosive to character. Your character. And as one throws the such up for all walks of us to process like an alcohol, all the trickle down disintegrations of an intricacy go to our characters close and far if not for the very sexual of freedom. I feel this in same heart as I observe lack of bonerkill in others. It ends up with happenings like the dirt doers attaining the economy needed to spread detrimental idea deed damage until countless factors arrest into the hold from within that other science cannot yet. The intricate, trickle down damage from that tenacious a remote, non-debatable location continuing in this place of edge functions as invitation to a clarity so rare it can be seen in heaviest blurring. And I'm not happy as teens go naked in the cell phone suddenly, effectively managing in cavity economy of inefficient wireless sex bs and a few waived human rights marijuana facesave and all. The effects all of this will have on the entire world is innumerable. By gesture, proxy and manifest pony is not for sexual AND, in that. Vicious circle of extremely inappropriate as bullysome message has harmed before, and will harm again. As screenlit subliminal alone has only begun to be observed. Wall of text, because we are now payed and placed as selectively screwed accordingly under rich ass holes enjoying the fetish of diminished seed.
What is diminished seed? It's fruit from the grocery store in your genes killing your sauce through your very taste.
That said, it is too late to stop it because we all surf it as a wave.
>>25473174
Twilight forces OP to watch her going wild with a bunch of other anons as a punishment for being a jealous, controlling faggot who wants her to oppress her sexuality
>>25473271
Twilight is too innocent to indulge in your sick fantasies.
>>25473181
And whole family watching it, when it's over, they gonna tell her, what they have unchecked friendship problems.
Stop browsing the NTT
>>25473411
You are not my real mom! You can't tell me what to do!
>>25472263
Fucking faggot, take a trip to /ntt/ and it's the precise opposite. "unf her marecock, u guise" Fucking Twifags, almost as bad as shimmerfags.
>>25473468at least twifags stay in their shithole
>>25472263no
>>25472263
OP, I'll stop sexualizing Twilight when she stops being so damn sexy. She started it.
>>25473859
>>25473910
>"Oh Ahm Twerlerght Spergle, boy I sure do love human seemenz! Wow I'm so addikted to it I just can't help myself, let me come over and be your personal cum vacuum ok?"
"Woah baby, I ain't even into that, I'm cool guy Anon and a pony is sexually advancing upon me, I must act aloof!"
>"No, don't be that way, I wantz teh cawk!"
"Well, if you insist."
>And then sex happened the end.followed by about 400 bumps for writefag to continue
>>25473993
go on...
>>25472263
I agree with you
>>25474035
I would but I have college plus my 10/10 blonde girlfriend that I fuck regularly.
But don't worry, one day when the blue moon shows itself upon the horizon I shall return and finish this horrible smut!
>>25473065
>>25473176
>not frustrating Twilight
scritchy-scratch between the ears, oh you like that? whatever. anyway i'm sure you have better things to do, princess twilight
>>25472263
10/10 read in this voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLgLpn7qL94
>>25473993
>Breaking the fourth wall
"Twilight Sparkle is sexually repressed. Yeah what a dirty little apricot, she'll fulfill all of my kinky fetishes, because Twilight Sparkle is totally into petplay and I've always wanted a pony servant, or better yet to be her servant, I bet she'd like that because she's so sexually repressed, boy I bet Twilight Sparkle just thinks about sex all day long, I bet she DREAMS OF SUCKING COCK."
>>25472263
>>25472263
that is a very sexy pic related
>>25474204
Don't you just want to guide her hindlegs apart and pinch her teats?
>>25472263
>Everytime I browse this board it's nothing but stuff like, "Twilight Sparkle is addicted to my semen"...
Wasn't there a story with that premise?
>>25472263
Anon, pssst:she doesn't exist.
>>25475077
I remember a comic, wth such plot. But it was about the Marvel / DC uinverse (something idiotical on the lines of "mutant with addictive semen rapes into submission every single superhottie he could lay his ha- no sorry, PENIS, into")
>>25472263
Are you telling you me you wouldn't want to fuck that beautiful horse?
Are you really implying you don't want to gently lay her down, tickle her fuzzy belly whilst she coos with delight, then slowly run your fingers across her silky marehoood, playing her like an instrument of pure sexual joy?
>>25473138
Hope everything's alright man. Just stay safe out there.
>>25472263
I dated a "shy little bookworm with a couple of true friends, she spends most of her time reading books" type for a bit over a year and a half, trust me when I tell you that nerdy girls are slutty.
>>25472263
I'm sorry tumblr, wont happen again!
>>25475895
nice ELO reference desu
>>25472781
As someone who frequents /ntt/, I can say without exaggeration that OP is an enormous fucking faggot. It is, in fact, possible to love someone AND simultaneously want to have sex with them. If you wish to imply that anyone who sexualizes Twilight is only capable of passionate romance, then you're probably the dumbest fucking person on here. Everyone in /ntt/ love Twilight Sparkle with the same zest and zeal that someone else would love a real person, so to imply that we're all hedonistic monsters just because we wish to express our romantic interests in a cartoon character is a falsehood.
And I really don't see why you would come to /mlp/ of all places to complain about the sexualization of Twilight Sparkle. Sure, neo-/mlp/ isn't as sex crazed as pre-scruffening /mlp/, but to try and change the status quo of people who take pride in labeling themselves as "horsefuckers" is asinine. You always have the option of hiding said material, and going to websites that don't contain sexualized material. And really, instead of whining like a complete shitter, you could be doing something useful, like participating in the Safe Search Wrap-Up.
>TL;DR: Get the fuck out
>>25475710
Don't worry. Just had to work a lot and other life stuff happened as well.Also I kinda lost interest in writing for a while, but that's over now
I plan to ressurect the thread somewhat soon.
>>25476077
DOO WOP
DOOBY DOO DOO WOP
DO WAH DO WAAAHHH
>>25475895
>>25476077
Gonna listen to that song now
>>25473993
Why does Twilight look like she's hanging?
The "let's hang out" thread died ages ago
>This entire fucking thread
Even if Twiggles is a virgin, she would have her own fantasies and sexual desires.
She probably has many lewd books about her favourite fetish in her personal library.
>>25472798
Why are you so racist?
>>25472754
>No legitimate discussion
Blame Twilicorn.
This board had lots of discussion, until we were convinced that the show was second fiddle to the product line.
Which was stupid, because the show was always that way to some extent.
But Twilicorn made it far worse.
But you really shouldn't be here, kiddo.
>this thread
Kek
>>25476136
That's alright. Life is always the most important. I look forward to seeing you back.I still hope for a kinky RariTwi threesome fantasy.
Is Twilight the most sexualized pony?
>>25476089
hello Jin
>>25472263
OP only one thing you need to do. Check what site you on this is /mlp/ so get used to it
>>25472263
Don't you want her, though?
I mean, she reads tons of books -- it makes sense she's read plenty of romance (and kinky romance) too. And mares would need to be more forceful with the rare stallions.
Just imagine it, OP.
Going to her library with the intent of getting of checking out a book and checking her out, when she comes onto you. After you flirt back with her, she then uses her magic powers to unzip your trousers with no shame in the front of the library, not caring who came in, and lowering her head onto your engorged penis. Sucking it to completion. Inviting you to a second and third and fourth and Nth round upstairs every day in every hole and every position you two can possibly try. The missionary, you pistoning into her hot, tight ponut? Done. The reverse cowgirl into her dripping pussy? Old hat. She has magic, you two will have tried any kinky thing that you two can think of and change.
That's how she'd express her love for you -- because she wants you to be happy and satisfied. And she wants to be happy and satisfied. Win-win.
In short, fuck your gay headcanon. This is /mlp/, board of 4chan, nothing is sacred around these parts, and any attempt at policing it that isn't from the mods is doomed from the get-go.
>>25480327
I didn't ask for this boner
>>25472263
>Twilight Sparkle is addicted to my semen
Fuck, anyone have the pastebin for that one?
>>25472798
>people called me retarded because i felt the need to point out that fiction about cartoon ponies is not realistic
>look how triggered they are
>>25480470
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
>>25472263
Never!
>>25472781
>Twilight abusing her power for pleasures of the flesh
unf
What is this concept so estranged from any form of how Twilight was ever portrayed?
Did Twilight ever act slutty in the show? No, no she didn't.
You sit here and tell me, well "s-shes a closet nympho"
You could literally say that about anyone, Obama is a closet nympho, there see, now doesn't it sound stupid?
I don't mind the occasional smut green, but when there are 8 Twilight Sparkle threads, and they're all smut, don't you think you're taking it a little far?
>>25482118
Tell me more about Obama-kun being a closet nympho~
Nah, but seriously. Its just fun and harmless make belief. Let them have their fun.
>mfw disneymasta has found /mlp/ again
>>25482132
It stops being fun when there are 10+ threads about Anon getting his dick sucked by a lusty Twilight.
God is truly dead if he can allow such a cancerous place to exist.
>>25482047
ITT: Neckbeards and their shitty oversexualization of a small Purple Horse.
>>25483299
It's 4chan. What do you expect?
>>25483390
The fact that you're telling me not to expect anything should tell you how fucked everything actually is.
>>25483434
Well, if you don't like it here you are free to leave.
>>25482133
if only, if only. this place needs a good shitstorm to be pissed off about.
>>25483653
The movie is on its way, if you can wait that long
>>25482289
>>25483434
Well,presumablyOP, so basically this is a 'stop liking what I don't like' situation.
I like to sexualize the ponies and masturbate to the thought of fucking them, and at least on /mlp/ that's what many Anons do with the majority of the ponies.
You complain about how the Twilight threads do not pander to your subjective taste, just like Anita Sarkeesian complains about how video games do not pander to her particular taste.
Please just stop being a faggot.
>>25483681
>Please just stop being a faggot.
Well hello pot, I'm kettle. I don't like the oversexualization, and if it wasn't happening I wouldn't complain.
Let me give you an example, and analogy of you.
You're that bum in the parkinglot, getting drunk in public and expecting to have not a single person give him shit for it. It would be fine if this was some private thing, but you post this on a PUBLIC IMAGE BOARD and expect no contradictory opinions whatsoever.
This isn't about pandering, its about spam, and the hedonism of the people who use this board. And we should TOTALLY PUT UP WITH IT AND NEVER COMPLAIN because oh, thats just how things are!
That'd be like complaining who the president was if I didn't vote, it's like, nigga you didn't say nothing so what right do you have to complain now?
>>25473198
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with your grammar?
>>25483791
I never said that I do not expect people to disagree with my opinions, but I think you'd agree that I'm somewhat representative of the majority.
And it very much is about pandering to subjective taste.
If this board was primarily platonic, there would be some other guy making a thread that can be summed up as 'I don't like how you can't sexualize the ponies'.
You can make threads on any 4chan board and say that you disagree with any common taste and you will get the exact same reaction you're getting right now.
The way you like Twilight simply isn't the way the majority does.
I called you a faggot because you decided to dedicate a whole thread to stating how much you dislike things.
If you want Platonic Twilight Threads, go make them and see whether others will join you.
The demand for writefags on this board is so big that unless you're absolutely terrible at writing you will likely get a few Anons to join you if you write a story and put effort into it.
Basically be the change you want to see.
