Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
With their family feuding hopefully a remnant of the past now, the Hooffields and McColts are working to make the Smoky Mountains the nature preserve it was meant to be from the start. And with cooperation between the two, operating costs should go down a fair bit - but it might still be good to improve the infrastructure and transportation now that concerns of treachery shouldn't be too high. And with their talents, perhaps they can show off their skills in the rest of Equestria (Celestia hosts a baked goods judging competition, for one..) and potentially attract new visitors who might like the scenic locale as much as its inhabitants.
At the least, the guidebooks need not be so outdated and obscure any longer.
>>25461902
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Dicks don't belong on mares.
Peirce the ponies!
What are you procrastinating on MLPG?
>>25466056
But they do belong in them.
Fluttershy!
>>25466073
Procrasination
>>25466056
They don't belong in them either.
here comes Rainbow Dash!
>>25466073
Learning to play guitar.
>>25466090
DEEP
VAGINAL
PENETRATION
>>25466093
What a happy little mare.It would really be great to be her friend.
So what we're basically staring down is that sometime between now and the movie (November 3, 2017) there is going to be a lengthy hiatus; maybe even a year.
Confirmed to be coming down the pipe, there's a 26 episode Season 6, as well as the unannounced Equestria Girls project. Of course we do not currently have a date for Season 6, not even a timeframe.
We could hope that they perhaps split Season 6 like they did this season to make it a little less long.
Here's a prediciton:
November 28, 2015
Season 5 finale
Fall 2016
Season 6 begins
Spring 2017
Season 6 mid season break (2-3 months)
Summer 2017
Season 6 resumes
Fall 2017
Season 6 finale
November 3, 2017
Movie
>>25466105
5" is deep enough.
>>25466108she is a very loyal friend
>>25466093
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>filly
>>25466132
I hope we get another pranking episode eventually
They could even bring Celestia into it
Messy mane
So satisfied she doesn't care
>>25466152
Stallion!
>>25466157
looks like your Rarity is leaking
I could fix that for you for 20 bits
>>25466152
taste filly's peach
>>25466164
Needs more Fluttercord.
>>25466126
For a little mare it is.
>>25466173
And for humans.
>>25466126
>f-five inches?
>>25466155
I'd like to call Celestia "mommy"
Pony's weak spot is exposed! Now's the time to strike!
Pony confused you with other Anon and is now telling you about her day.
>>25466161
Mare
>>25466189
The hug bay doors are open. But the hanger doesn't look like it's prepared.
>>25466183
Yes, Princess.
Any mare with respect for her body and her lover will enjoy it.
>>25466189
*boop*
>>25466195
listen intently
>>25466202
Definitely stallion
>>25466161
Stallion. Yay!
>>25466202
Looks like Rarity if she worked at a coffee shop.
>>25466118
Season 6 premiere in Spring 2016 if it continues low ratings it will cancel EQG 4 and MLP movie in 2017 will be cancelled.
>>25466217
my sentiments exactly happy and obliviously lewd guard horse!
>>25466186
You can do that. That's a thing, you know.
>>25466233
I literally can't decipher your retarded posts holy shit
>>25466171
Fluttercord will end in Season 6.
>female sjws ganged up to twitter-attack a store for selling a virginity-themed fleshlight, calling it pedophilic because of it's small size and hymen gimmick
This is why I switched to men.
The women of this generation are beyond saving.
![f4025254cd3071a2051f953101549628[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/37bHO3x.gif "f4025254cd3071a2051f953101549628[1].gif")
>>25466208
critical hit!
>so you don't even have a girlfriend? That's pathetic.
>>25466239
Not happy, but definitely obliviously cute guard horse.
But I like the way you thing.Guard stallions are TOTALLY for lewd.
>>25466256
you want to be my girlfriend, filly?
>>25466252
the other day someone got banned from a github community for posting an eggplant emoji because it's "phallic"
the whole world is beyond saving
>>25466264
like that they are doing more cute stuff with the guards lately too
its been too long in coming
Stallion made you some soup
>>25466268
Fillies aren't good girlfriends.It's also illegal.
>>25466307
don't spread your ant-filly propaganda here
they're great at that, they can even do tricks!
>>25466285
I just want to snuggle themamong other things...
>>25466307
But I saw an anon with a filly wife!
>>25466292
It's soup swapping time.
>>25466333
Good luck in your mission, anonymous. Do not forget to study your intel
>>25466307
fillies are ready to fuck at age 2
>>25466322
But they can't even kiss properly.
>>25466342
Stallion has never tried soup made by a human before!
>>25466360
most ponies can't
Hello, mlpg, it is I, your savior, Prismatic Haste.
>>25466416
Hello spectrum speed
Microsoft just purchased steam.
In the dark of the night when it thinks no-one is listening, pony makes cute squealing noises at itself in the bathroom mirror.
>>25466073
>Television plugged into the hay
Fucking what
>>25466504
she saw a potato battery once and figured it would work with hay too
>>25466504
Earth Pony Magic
>>25466429
DON'T BELIEVE THAT CHROMATIC RUN, I AM THE REAL AND FOR TRUE KALEIDOSCOPIC VELOCITY.
>>25466218
>Rarity's morphic resonance changes her appearance to accommodate her working place.
>>25466520
Roygbiv Quickness
>>25466373
He should enjoy it, if he likes his soup hot and creamy and fresh.
>>25466550
don't you fucking ruin soup for me, too
>>25466540
HARK, ANOTHER IMPOSTER!
>>25466570
you're a weird dude, anon
>>25466554
>>25466554
>ruin
what a strange way of saying "improve".
mlpg I asked her to meet againI wanted to tell you
>>25466575
>>25466576
I'm just gonna go eat my NORMAL REGULAR soup with Fluttershy
>>25466586
reblogged
>>25466572
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!I'm doing the pony thing IN the pony general ON the pony board, bruh. What's weird about that?
>>25466586
is she a horse?
>>25466614
well, duh.
Not all tentacle monsters are bad. Some just want someone to hold every once in a while.
>>25466600
I would like a taste of Dash's mega milk.
>>25466627
Tail liftthe ponies.
>>25466641
alright, now what genius?
>>25466652
Lick the underside
>>25466658
maybe another time
>>25466586
Gimme a quick tl;dr
How big is her dick?
>>25466679
http://bad-dragon.com/fbd/sounds/compiled_old/no-cock-like-horse-cock.mp3
>>25466590
It looks like she doesn't enjoy her regular soup though
>>25466674
That hand placement is dangerous.
>>25466627
Those are some light ponies.
>>25466691
I'm a professional filly handler, but your concern for my safety is appreciated
>>25466691
Its dangerous no matter where you put it
not alot of free real estate down there on any of the little ponies
>>25466586Best of luck Anon
>>25466690
YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
>>25466710
HEY I'M GRUMP
>>25466708
I'd buy some property near downtown on that pony
If you know what I mean
>this will never happen in the show
I made you an drawI'm not beb and hats us, just busy
>>25466718
lewd
>>25466746
I hope that's just mud on Applejack's hat
>>25466725
You mean we'll never see Spike die? Awwww..
>>25466756
it's something else that is equal to and/or greater than the quality of my art, yes
>>25466782
>>25466105
>>25466173
I keep seeing that artist's work, but also keep forgetting their name...
>>25466799
HEATS FLAMESMAN
Fucking ponies man
Sweetie Belle is a very kissy filly.
>>25466799
nips
>>25466814
tiny
colorful
magical
horses
>>25466055
>letting ponies improve her village with their special skills
Apples
Filly killed her sister so you'd romance her instead.
Colt killed filly so you'd romance him instead.
>>25466746
Hooray ponies!
Pony came back to life and started a zombie apocalypse so you could hang out with her instead.
>>25466829
Well there goes my day.
I think I'm going to write-in Princess Celestia on my presidential ballot next year
>>25466829
>>25466173
>>25466105
>being a nipshit
>2015
You mind not shitting up the thread with garbage?
Filly wants to be your wallpaper.
>>25466931
I don't know, does she have any good wallpapers of herself?
Always check if your pony has terrorists inside her.
>>25466912
thanks for the shitpost
What a fun episode. I really like how it was more about Fluttershy using her special talent and Twilight not being a friendship princess.
>>25466979
>I really like how it was more about Fluttershy using her special talent and Twilight not being a friendship princess.
I would say it was about them working together as friends, none of them could have solved the problem without the other.
>>25466979
It felt like one of the easiest Map Quests so far I thought. They got hit by a few tomatoes then the problem was solved on the second attempt.
>>25466979
Was it the first time Fluttershy's animal skills solved the episode?
>>25466993
Fair enough. Also, I noticed Twilight has gotten REALLY good at teleport. But where do you think she was sending all those pages she ripped up?
>>25466979
It's nice when they don't picture Twilight as a know-it-all, perfect princess.
>>25467004
Back to her library to be properly sorted and cataloged
Ah
You are
Pony
Fucker?
>>25467004
>where do you think she was sending all those pages she ripped up?
To Spike most likely. For flattening and rebinding.
>>25467005
that's one thing I really liked about the last Discord episode
>>25467000
Nope. Fluttershy's animal skills have been:
Manticore thorn
Dragon episode
Sell your friend into slavery for a book episode
and
Cockatrice with the CMC
I want to steal copper wire with her.
>>25466725
I've given up on Spike interacting more with the CMC
Him making a new friend(s) so his episodes didn't always have to involve the main cast
Or him doing something cool that's not comedic.
I have no hopes for Spike. Celestia help him.
>>25467000
I was gonna say Dragonshy but that was more her angry Fluttershy powers. They've mostly solved minor problems but never really been the solution to an episode.
>>25467029
Holy shit it's been so long I completely forgot about the manticore and cockatrice.
>>25466908This artist might be my second favorite artist in the fandom just for the /ss/ alone
>>25467047
Also we have the rainboom episode where she discovered her animal talents thanks to Dash being LOUD and Fast. Though it really didn't help the others.
Now I'd love to see Fluttershy display her other talents. Like her knowledge of flora.
Since we've seen her be a wonderful seamstress already.
How many new horses has this season given us?
>>25467064
a bunch.
But that one is my favorite. She's SO cute!
>>25467057
Is she good at flowers? I'd say that's more of Bongsniffer's talent, which is probably why they're friends
>>25467080
she looked especially good in that apron
>>25467087
I like to think she has a deep appreciation for flowers and plants since she also wanted to see the plant life along with the animal life. Of course when time came, she got wrapped up in meeting the animals and going crazy over how skittish they were.
Also I thought they were friends because of their mutual love of plants. Treehugger and her.
>>25467064
>Limestone
>Nightglider
>Stormy Flare
This season is shaping up to be pretty great.
>>25467092
Tufts make me unbelievably hard.
>>25467115
Actually wait, didn't she met her when she went off to meet the breezies for the first time?
moooo~
Filly wants to shove herself inside Colt's cock.
>>25467134
>>25467132
Well gosh...Did she? Now I have to rewatch the episode. It was very hard to watch the first time though because Tree-hugger and discord were both very unpleasant.
>>25466690
Milk in a bowl is not soup
![142821774555[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qXB2GeC.jpg "142821774555[1].jpg")
Which ponies would the cutie map send to help you?
>>25467057
>Like her knowledge of flora.
"Righteous."
>>25467132
>>25467150
Yes, that's where she met her the first time. Treehugger is a member of the Equestrian Society for the Preservation of Rare Creatures.
Execute operation throw a filly at Twilight then run away.
The G1 ponies are bullying me
>>25467168
She would just teleport/vaporize her mid-air.
>>25467158
Ommmmmmmmmmm
Neigheigheigheigheigh
Filly asked what ABDL means
>>25467185
I think it means adult baby diapers
>>25467185
I'm not telling her. Chances are she picked it up from one of you faggots. I told her this is no place for a filly to be present.
>>25467156
And be colt cum.
>>25467182
That's when she realizes there's a second filly in the shadow of the first.
Filly is using Internet memes in real life again.
Colt just tried shoving an earth worm down his penis after reading about it on the Internet.
>>25467155
None. Because I am a horrible person beyond any help.
>>25467155
All of them.Mission objectives:survive.
>>25467245I know that feel
>>25467183
>it was Oliver who voiced her
>it might have as well been Celestia being stoned out of her mind
Why are they so powerful? How does this transformation even works?
>>25466171
What did he mean by this?
>>25467290
>Why are they so powerful?
Friendship.
>How does this transformation even works?
Also friendship.
>>25466252
>not losing your virginity before you're of legal age
*scoffs* It's 2015 you mongrel
>>25467158
Literal perfection in horse form.
>>25467290
Deus X "we ran out of ideas" Machina
I hope with the MLP movie, the status quo is changed in some way.
I mean, maybe Cosmos will be a recurring villain, or Twilight will prove she's a crappy princess.
Or maybe we can get a permanent cosmetic change, like one of the mane 6 becoming a twinkle-eyed pony.
>>25466284
>github
I don't get it. How come they get offended at fucking CODE? I remember one time where one of them did a pull request on a project just to change the slave / master nomenclature because it was deemed 'problematic'.
>>25467359
If you make your money with fighting "problematic" things everything becomes problematic.
just now getting around to the episode
this one is hitting close to home, i'm not that far from the real hatfields and mccoys
>>25467359
https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequalityI'm surprised it's still there.
>>25466070
https://derpibooru.org/962075clickity clack
Applejack does not fuck around.
>>25467353
I could see Rarity staying a twinkle-eye. But I highly doubt it.
>>25467433
>Booleans are banned for imposing a binary view of true and false. C+= operates paralogically and transcends the trappings of Patriarchal binary logic. No means no, and yes could mean no as well. Stop raping women.
It's still hilarious.
https://derpiboo.ru/16017?scope=scpebce7a7dabd3f36c63fb8c795c316250440d32def
unf
>>25467460
So do I.
But I always like the idea of cosmetic changes.
>>25467353
>I hope with the MLP movie, the status quo is changed in some way.
I hope the show ends.
>>25467443
u-unf
>>25467471
Is she okay?
>>25467493
Transformers didn't end after their 80s movie. They even kept it going with Rodimus Prime.
GI Joe didn't end after their 80s movie. And they kept the Serpentor plot going.
MLP didn't end after it's 80s movie, and it went to my little pony n friends.
So I doubt this show, or even this gen will end.
>>25467507
She's in Equestria heaven now.
>>25467460
She didn't get to stay a crystal pone, which would have been an even better opportunity for her
poor rararara
forever denied
>>25467524
I think you have to be born a crystal pony.
Since she wasn't she left the borders of the empire and returned to normal.
Reminder they are MY little ponies.
>>25467511
I hope it ends before it becomes a shadow of it's former self. S5 has been great so far, but you can only do so much with six character archetypes.
>>25467547
Yes MY little ponies, all MINE
>>25467551
I think that the show could last up to maybe a S7 or S8 before they'd start needing to reboot the series.
Of course, they could keep on going, and run it into the ground.
>>25467558
That's it, I'm taking my ponies and going home.
>>25467551
If you replace Twilight with Sunset and Fluttershy with Treehugger you have a much superior show and less shitty characters to work with.
I want to be a tiny little colt being held and nurtured by Princess Luna
>>25467568
The only thing that bothers me about S5 is that they keep adding new characters without developing the previous ones. I know the main theme of S5 is spreading friendship and adventures, but I hope they develop the main Ponyville secondary characters more without needing to do a 'special episode' like Slice of Life.
>>25467586
Yeah, that's one of my problems with the shows too.
And with Applejack and CMC episodes, it doesn't help either.
>>25467580
>Wrapped in a blanket and being cradled back and fourth in her arms while she silently and gently sings to you
Sup. Where can I find audio porn with ponies sound alikes?
>>25467551
They've already begun to run the princess shtick into the ground
I didn't put those in my bag!
>>25467632
They still got "Twilight is a mentor" angle we'll probably see with Starlight the student.
>>25467586
Bonbon is a background character, not a secondary character, and she isn't even a character; just filler so Ponyville doesn't look like a ghost town
Are you hype?
>>25467632
>They've already begun to run the princess shtick into the ground
Did anyone even call Twilight "the princess of friendship" at all during Season 4?
I'm pretty sure Twilight only just started calling herself that in the last few episodes.
>>25467605
>Wrapping her wings around you to feel secure and safe while in her embrace
>>25467653
No, because she earned that title in the S4 finale.
>>25467651
I'm pretty hype. I hope she's as cute as her voice makes her sound.
EAT THE PONIES
>>25467718
with your cock
>>25467718
>>25467726
That's a pretty consistent thing on the board as of recent.
>>25467726
>>25467639
Not gonna happen, Starlight will be a new princess.
>>25467659
Would she tickle your nose and tease you?
>>25467743
>>25467673
She'll lose her title in the finale.
>>25467757
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/11/new-chapter-book-by-gm-berrow-revealed.html
>you will never be a pony
>you will never know the real you
>you will never put your heart out on the line
>the magic will never be inside of you
>>25467651
I got some serious Eilemonty vibes from that song.
>>25467780
Not til August 2016, but Twilight Sparkle will be no longer a princess in the future.
>>25467780
Starlight Glimmer age regression when?
Pony likes Van halen, not Van Hagar.
>>25467797
>a random human student managed to do the magic stealing schtick better than three mythological beasts together
>Anthro Chrysalis will never turn me into a changeling broodmare
>>25467797
>You'll never get a Cutie Mark
>You'll never find your life purpose
>You'll never understand your destiny
>You'll never add your flame to the fire of friendship
Those ponies have it easy, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li648XAf2mk
>>25467739
I remember when having Meme Scratch in MMC for 2 seconds was the worst they could do
>>25467816
But they're still hotter than Scilight
>>25467743
>Golden, pissy trees as far as the eye can pee!unf
Falling asleep on Luna and saying "I love you mommy" as you drift
Why haven't you asked her out yet?
>>25467890
Every time I open my mouth near her she tells me to "start sucking".
>>25467718
do not eat the pones.
>>25467890
I did though
Would you let Dash raspberry your filly belly?
I want a pony for Christmas.
>>25467890
she already did
