>"Hey Anon, long time no see....."
>"Hey were friends right?"
>"Do you mind lending me some bits?"
>"I~I only need a couple G's I'm good for it Anon, i'm just behind on rent is all."
No. Come live with me. You can pay me rent in sex dollars.
>>25464633
Sure Dash, but you need to do something for me first.
>>25464633
Wait... so you're telling me that huge-ass sky mansion is a fucking RENTAL?
The hell is wrong with you?
>>25464821
>filenameI don't want to catch you swoocing inside that frog, Anonymous.
>>25464821
I could believe dash would do something stupid like that.
>>25464633
you gonna have to suck some serious dick.
>>25464930
"You're gonna have to suck some serious dick. I mean SERIOUS dick. That's at least a dick and a half right there."
>"Really? How much we talkin'?"
"You want the measurement in leagues or in miles?"
>"How about in inches, smart guy."
"Haha, funny. You'll find that reaching the end doesn't necessarily mean the ride's over. I figure at 300 bits per load you'll be paid off in time for next months rent. I suggest you get to work."
>"Joy."
"You know, I think from here on out I'll call my dick the Loan Shark."
>"Why?"
>You smile and pat her nose with your dick
"Knock knock, Dashie. I'm here to collect."
>"Ugh. Am I going to have to hear puns every time I blow you?"
"Depends. I think putting up with it is worth an extra 50 bits, don't you?"
>"You're really milking this, aren't you?"
"No, but you will be!"
>"FFFFF-"
>>25465007
>casually ok with sucking dick for money
>seriously angry about the lame puns
Dash really is the greatest.
>>25465007
I mean at least she fixed her problem.
>>25465132
I mean she did say they were friends so I guess she was cool with it.
>>25465007
Moar
>>25465132
Reminds me of someone else. I think they still havea bone to pick with me.
>>25464633
Why the fuck did you rent a mansion if you can't afford it?
>>25465007
Moar Carlosanon.
Never. Ever. Lend friends money. It ruins friendship because for some retarded reason they never return money in time. Of all the people I know and lended everyone failed.
>>25465007
Damn you
How do you get semen out of a pony toys hair?
>>25465007
Nice.
>>25467486
This shit along with a few other posts are probably in the hopes of getting in the god damned sims.
Jesus, I'm halfway tempted to take my shit...
>Gasp.
Out of 4chan and work outside...
>It's a dark world, anons.
>>25467500
Do you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash?
>>25467449
>borrowed money from friends to pay rent several times
>still friends 10+ years down the line
>>25467514
No.
I want to cum inside Octavia.
After making passionate, consensual love with her after I have slipped the engagement ring to her as we lay together, treasuring each moment with one another.
>Eat it, bitch.
>>25464633
no, pay your own shit, fag
>>25464821
>not THIS filename
>>25466400
SANS I MADE SPAGHETTI AGAIN
>>25464633
>Starts with "long time no see"
>Has to ask if we're friends
>Asking for enough money for rent
You guys have the right idea. She'll have to work for it.
>>25467735
+Alliteration
-Rhyme
-Accuracy
Doesn't even out m8
>Not suggesting Blue Fast stays with you in stead
Disgusting.
>>25468488
you're going to keep her in sexual slavery and you're going to like it, anon
>>25468503
>not being sophisticated, experienced and affectionate enough that her servitude to you is entirely willing
>>25468528
>sophisticated
>>25465007
We really need more stories about ponies sucking dick for money.
>>25468551
That guy's fedora fire isn't even using ptoassium chloride and strontium nitrate. What a loser
>>25468528
>not holding the fact that only the alien would offer her help over her head
>not basking in her disgust that you'd take advantage of somepony in need like that
>not bathing in her loathing of you as she agrees out of desperation and lack of any other fruitful options
>not reminding her that all the Wonderbolt nick-nacks and fanzine subscriptions in the world aren't any good if you're a bum relying on charity from others
>not turning the screw on that old familiar feeling of self-loathing, rising like bile in her throat every time she asks for money
>>25468569
that would just make people feel bad.
>>25470219
Not me. I find it arousing.
>>25465007
>>25467449
you have shit friends m8
>lend friend 50 dollars
>2 weeks later, ask him about it
>he forgot
>ask him again 2 weeks later
>he forgot again
>week after that he gives me 75 for being a dumbass, without being prompted
>>25468573
i love the idea of fucking with Dash like this
like agreeing to lend her whatever she needs, but with the catch that you get to feel along her wings. or lift a hindleg and feel the muscle and how it shifts. or open her jaw and pull on her tongue.
just the little personal-space-invading humiliations that remind her of what she did, and the situation she's in, but how comparatively little it means to you
>>25464633
get a job you fucking nigger
>>25467449
this
>>25471566
>tfw you will never humiliate Rainbow Dash
