>"Umm Anon, I know it's not technically illegal but...can you stop selling crack in ponyville?"
>"It's kind of a bad influence."
>>25461834
Only for you.
>>25461834
STOP SELLING WHAT
Eh, sure. I've already got more bits than I know what to do with.
Rainbow'll probably be disappointed, though.
>>25461834
Only if you try this crack
I suck at this, but I'll try to crack a joke here
>>25461975
CAAAAAAARLOS!
>>25461975
Dammit you fucking bean
>>25461834
I wouldn't sell if there wasn't a demand.
Want a free sample?
>>25461834
it's only sugar, the townsfolk just gets grumpy I'm using GMOs. They provide higher yields and use less water, don't you want to feed all those animals, fluttershy?
>>25461834
Nigga I an't neva giving up the crack game
>>25461975
Goddammit, Carlos!
>>25461834
Nigga what
>>25461834
Oh, come, now, Fluttershy. Anon and I have finally found an activity to bond over. You wouldn't begrudge some TRUE FRIENDS their bonding, would you?
>>25462683
making fat stacks with discord and becoming a drug kingpin in equisteria. All the while becoming bro's with him.
I never knew I wanted this.
>>25462683
"Now, Discord, we talked about this. If you act like a bitch, you get smacked like a bitch."
>>25461834
Bitch you tryna bust my game? A thought yous were the cool pony! This is pure magic powder, sugar. A got some for yo cuz pinkie pie the other day and loves it, knows whatsup. You gon steal her element? *smacks lips* Look, imma give you a free sample babe, just fo you cuz you ma real homie.
>>25461834
"Look, you were the one who said I needed more ambition."
"Now i've completely taken over equestria's crack game."
"You really wanna take that away from me?"
>"Well no, it's just...well it's very addictive is all."
"Look sugar, all I do is sell high quality crack. If ponies ca;t be responsible with it, that's not my fault."
>"Well, could you at least....maybe not sale to fillies than? Please."
"Fluttershy, you know I can't do that."
>"ohh...okay."
"now get got before I beat your ass."
>"Okay..."
>"Actually..."
"What?"
>"Have you seen twilight anywhere?"
>"I haven't seen her for weeks and i'm starting to get worried."
"Oh, her, well she went on vacation....she won't be back for awhile."
"Do you understand?"
>"Okay..."
>>25463016
ehh how does one writefag a crack game anon. It it beyond my abilities but I tried.
>>25461834
No, Flutters. I finally got Celestia to make this a libertarian paradise and I'm going to finish off the zebras for you. Show a little gratitude for all my hard work.
>>25463025
I don't have the patience to write it, drug dealers are never just 'im quiet and im about my money' type people, no matter how much they say they are.
>>25463039
Yea, i suppose that's why there's not very many stories about Anon being a shitlord drug dealer in equisteria. It's draining and difficult to write.
>>25463051
There are, every once in a great while. There was one about a homeless principal celestia being taken in by a former student (Anon) turned drug dealer. Atleast one of the writefags had legit experience in the field; been MIA ever since.
>>25462693
>implying discord wouldn't fuck you over
He's literally the god of chaos.
>>25463028
>I finally got Celestia to make this a libertarian paradise
This explains a lot.
>>25463090
>implying that I hadn't planned on this to be my end game
>Implying I wouldn't get him arrested or killed in a set up that I made.
>Implying I wouldn't fuck all the waifu's with all that sweet dosh i get.
>>25463070
being MIA is common here though. I mean this is an informal thing, just for fun.
>>25463125
>implying he wouldn't know that
>implying he wouldn't have set up a reverse set up for your set up
>implying he didn't shapeshift and have sex with you as your waifus on a regular basis
>>25463146
>Implying I didn't want that all along
>Implying this whole thing wasn't a batman gambit scheme for me to confess my love to Discord while cumming inside of him/her
>>25463146
>implying that another me from an alternate universe didn't come and warn me.
>implying I didn't come up with a triple cross for his double cross.
>Implying that I didn't come up with a way to fake my death and become super pablo escobar.
>Implying I didn't want to fuck discord in the first place.
>>25461975
>>25463146
>>25463163
>>25463169
>>25463125
>>25463146
>>25463163
>>25463169
>implying this wasn't all just fluttershy's plan to get you to sell crack so that you could create poverty in equisteria
>Implying creating poverty wouldn't lead to racial tension
>Implying some zigger wouldn't get shot at night while buying skittles and kool aid.
>implying that this wouldn't lead to a riot
>implying that fluttershy just really wanted a new flatscreen all along.
>>25463108
Why are left statists so racist?
>>25463213
Because niggers are like animals and we need to treat them special. There's no way they could possibly make it in this world on their own.
>>25461975
kek
>>25463016
It was kinda shitty.
