>Sigh
>"You're penis is in that gift box isn't it?"
>>25460664
Did the blood dripping from the box give it away?
>>25460664
Would a sick fuck chop his own penis off to give to the one they love?
Do you really think that my dick is big enough to support the weight of this box? I think you give me more credit than I deserve.
>>25460664
No, do you seriously think everything i do or say has to do with my penis?
You wish.
>>25460664
No the gift is my penis inyour box
>>25460664
>you're
You are not the real Twilight Sparkle.
>>25460685
kek
>>25460664
>You're
>>25460664
Thanks for spoiling your Christmas gift, scrungus.
boomp
>>25460664
"Whaaaat?"
>Anon refused to meet Twilight's incredibly indifferent gaze.
"Nooooo. Why would I do that?"
>"I don't know, Anon." Twilight spoke to Anon with all the subtle disappointment of a mother finding her child's hand in their cookie jar.
>"I was just about to ask you."
>Anon looked as if he had just been slapped.
"Twilight, the mere assumption that I would EVER do something like that to YOU of all ponies has offended me greatly. Why would I do something like that? WHEN have I done anything like that?"
>Without missing a beat, Twillight replied "There was that one time that you picked up that one filly by the flanks to, quote unquote, observe her butt tattoo."
"I had just gotten here, and I was curious about how cutie marks worked!"
>"Anon, she cried for help."
"So I was a bit too rough! I don't see how that makes me untrustworthy when it comes to gifts.
>Twilgiht's previous apathetic visage had morphed into a scowl.
>"Okay, do you really want to prove you can be trusted with things like this?"
>Anon nodded.
>"Then give me the box, Anon."
>Anon thrust his pelvis and the gift forward
>Twilight sighed. "I meant hand it to me, Anon.", she said sternly.
"...No."
>"Why not?", she asked, viciously sardonic. "Are you physically incapable of handing it to me?"
>Anon began to visibly sweat.
"No, I just....want you to open it." Anon stammered.
>"Well I won't open it unless you give it to me, first."
"But-"
>" No 'buts', Anon. Either give me the box, or give it to somepony else."
>Anon sighed in defeat.
"Fine! Here." He handed over the box. "Take it."
>Twilight levitated the box out of Anon's hands.
>She undid the ribbon, opened up the box, and looked down inside.
>There was nothing.
>"Anon, this box is empt-"
>Twilight was cut off by Anon's erect dick poking her in the eye.
>And on that day, Justin Timberlake shed a single tear.
Hope you enjoyed ;)
>>25460686
...
Of course they would anon.
because love.
>>25461223
>223
ouch.
>>25460664
>noooope
>>25460664
Sunbutt & her dyslexic sister liked it. Why do you hate fun, Twilight?
>>25460664
"What? What're you talking about? Of course not; Jesus Twilight, what do you take me for, some kind of fucing wackjob?"
>"Then take it off your lap."
"What?"
>"Take it off your lap."
"Take what off my lap?"
>"The box."
"I don't understand."
>"..."
"..."
>"Well?"
"Ah, sorry, sorry! No speaka Inglés. You opena boxa, oui?"
>>25461727
BEAUTIFUL
>>25461727
Never not funny
>>25461727
>3rd person
What the fuck you doing
>>25462125
ur mum
>>25460664
No, my're penis is not in the boxit's you're penis
>>25460664
Uh....
>>25462125
It's infinitely more acceptable than first, at least.
>>25460664
>You're
>>25465225
nice.
