Who's the first Pony you fell in love with?
Who's your waifu now?your reaction to discovering quality MLP R34
>>25458166
>your reaction to discovering quality MLP R34
WTF? Those people are sick, this is a fucking cartoon show!
And now here I am. Thanks /mlp/, I guess
>>25459279
>>25458166
>waifu pony
Derpy muffin
I figured if I was going to fuck a cartoon horse it might as well be a retarded one. I have a thing for novelty.
>mlp r34
At first glance I knew my fate had been sealed. I lived in denial for about a month then fell off the wagon, ive been chasing that first high for over two years.
>>25458166
>First pone
Appulpone. Always a sucker for the farm girls.
>current waifu
Trixie.
>reaction to quality r34
>>25458166
Firefly
Rainbow Dash
discovered it during middle school shortly after internet was easily accessible in public schools
I was specifically looking for the porn, so I was not surprised when I found it
>Probably Fluttershy
>Trixie if strictly pone, if eqg allowed Adagio (maybe Aria)
I know I'm a degenerate bastard for being so indecisive about waifu, and don't worry I hate myself just as much as you hate me for it.
>>25459457
also my reaction
>>25459427
>middle school
>Show came out in 2010
So you're a big boy now and can't get banned for being on 4chan? Or are we talking 6th or 7th grade when you first saw the show kiddie?
>>25459472
>first waifu is Firefly
I don't think he's talking about G4.
>>25459472
>shortly after internet was easily accessible in public schools
>>25459472
middle school for me was in the 90's
>>25458166
>Who's the first Pony you fell in love with?
>Who's your waifu now?
Twilight for both. Pinkie was starting to become more appealing than usual for most of S4 till Testing, but apart from that she's solidly been up top for me. Pinkie's still second favorite for me though.
>your reaction to discovering quality MLP R34
>I'm not sure if I want this boner, but I'll see where it leads
And now normal porn does little for me compared to pony. Suppose it's a good thing there's constantly more of it.
>>25458166
First pone I fell in love with? Rainbow Dash
Current Waifu? Twilight.
Reaction to Rule 34? "Am I really fapping to this right now? Ah well, I've done worse."Protip: Questioning yourself about it is a whole lot easier when you were a furry beforehand.
>>25458166
>First pone
Butterbutt because I'm a raging faggot with a fetish for cute shy girls.I still love her.
>Current waifu
Background Horse because I desire a stable, loyal mare without outstanding mental health issues. Also, I'm a hard worker and would love life on an apple farm with Appul.
>MRW R34
Pic related. No shame.
>your reaction to discovering quality MLP R34
>pic related
>>25458166
>first pone
Ponk
>current pone
pic related
>R34
I wonder if I can fap to this. Hmm, apparently not. Damn it, why do I have to be so vanilla?
>First waifu:
Appul
>Curent waifu:
Ponks
>R34 Reaction
Nice... Looks like I'm not as depraved as I thought. There are still some things I can't fap to.
Then one month later I started to clop on a near day to day basis.
T-Thanks /mlp/
>>25459728
You're welcome.
>>25459666
I guess Satan trips confirm that I am the devil for not liking R34. I'll see myself >>>/out/
>>25459485
>>25459495
>>25459500
This is why I shouldn't post when I'm tired. Of course you'd be tired too if you had to get up at 3AM everyday to go to work. It is currently 8:15PM.
>>25458166
Please tell me there's a rule 34 version of that image.
>First Pone
Vinyl.
>Waifu:
Octavia. Fuck you, I love my donkey.
>Reaction to R34?
See the photo.
First:
Ponks
Waifu:
Dash
Reaction:
It's what got me here..
>>25458166
Probably Rainbow Dash. I was a total fag back then.
Eh, I don't really have a waifu anymore. If I was forced to choose it would either be Twily, Celestia.
But I'd probably go more for the husbando. So, Double Diamond, Braeburn, or Shining Armor. Not really caught up enough to know of any new ones.
Quality rule 34?
>pic
>>25459833
no biggie, happens to everyone
I probably would have replied in a similar way
>>25458166
>Fluttershy has been my one and only
As much clop I've downloaded over the last 2 years of being a brony I have never once fapped to any of it as I feel it would be disrespectful to my waifu. The images and videos clips I download of her get me aroused certainly, but everytime I look at her innocent eyes I just can't go through with it. Anyone else feel this way about clop?
>>25459973
nah
>>25458166
>First
Rainbow horse
>Current
none
>Reaction
Initially disgust, then denial, and now I'm here.
>>25459973
>Anyone else feel this way about clop?
Not even close.
Although I still don't fap overly much to mine. But it's not about disrespect.
The biggest reason for me not fapping to my waifu is that she's not the hottest/most fapworthy character to me.
I love her more than all the others and would easily consider her the best gf material, but when it comes to plain arousal she's for some reason not #1.
>>25459973
That's really fucking stupid.
>>25458166
>the first Pony you fell in love with
Celestia.
>your waifu now
Celestia.
>reaction to discovering quality MLP R34Aww yeah!
>>25460055
Waifu isn't about logic or being rational.
