>"Can Trixie help you with something Anon?"
>>25452045
Sure. Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
>>25452045
I WANT YOURCRACKERS!
>>25452045
We can try to perfect a new trick.
How about 'hide the sausage'?
>>25452045
Yes, close your hoodie you slut, there are children here.
>>25452045
I would really love a hug
>that satisfying feeling of firm boobs being pressed against you
>>25452045
YOU? HELPING?
THE FUG YOU WANT
/r/ing green of Anon awkwardly asking her out to a movie or something with her saying yes
GIVE ME YOUR BODY TRIXIE
>>25452239
I might just be able to do that. I'm at work though so I'll start when I return
>>25452045
And thanks to this thread I just fapped to the thought of groping and molesting Trixie
>>25452239
So it is asked, so shall it be done.
>You are Anon.
>You attend CHS.
>You had a rather average life. Nothing special.
>School, Work, Sleep.
>Of course, you had friends too, but they were just Normal Normans and shit.
>But you always had your eye on someone outside of your small group of friends.
>Trixie.
>You don't know why, but you always had a thing for her.
>Maybe it was her luscious hair. Her outward confidence and overflowing ego.
>All that you know is that any time you're around her you can never get the words out that you want to say.
>One day, you and your friends are walking down the main hall.
>One of them turns to you to tease you.
>"Hey, Anon, look. It's the one you'll never get!"
>He points at Trixie, whom is by her locker with her little posse.
>"Too bad you don't have the balls to go and ask her out, huh? She'll just be taken away, just like your brain is when you're near her."
>You REALLY wanted to give him the ol' one-two.
>He continues to tease her until the girl of your group speaks up.
>"Hey, it isn't his fault he has blue balls! Being around all you guys is pretty bad at times."
>"Ouch."
>You grin a bit at her remark.
>They look at you after a few minutes of gabbing on at one another.
>"Look, Anon! She's alone!"
>You look in Trixie's general direction.
>Her friends had left to do something else, leaving her alone at her locker.
>"Dude, you should totally go and hit that."
"I don't know guys, I mean..."
>"What's the matter? Afraid? Bock bock!"
>One of the guys begins imitating a chicken, drawing the attention of a bunch of students.
>You begin to feel flustered.
>"Anon's a chicken!"
>You pick him up by the collar and stare down into his soul.
"Fine. I'll do it."
>The rest just stare at you as you set him down and walk toward Trixie.
>You awkwardly put an arm on a neighbouring locker.
"Uh... Hey... Trixie."
>You sound so devoid of confidence.
>She looks up from her locker.
>"Oh, you're... Anon, right? What can Trixie do for you?"
>>25452401
"I was just wondering, uh..."
>You can feel the spaghetti ready to just burst free from your pockets at any moment.
>She raises an eyebrow at you.
>"Yes? What is it?"
>You take a deep breath in.
"I was just uh... Wondering if you could, maybe.. I don't know. Go to a movie with me sometime?"
>You shield yourself with your arms, expecting some sort of slap from offending her.
>Instead she stands there for a moment and shrugs.
>"Sure. Why not? Pick me up at 7, my place?"
>You stand there stunned for a moment.
>"...Anon?"
>You're brought back to reality by her voice.
"O-Oh! Yeah, sure. 7 sounds great."
>"Great. See you then."
>She returns to digging through her locker as you walk back to your friends.
>You are still shaken up inside, but walk with an air of triumph.
>Your guy friends are all slack-jawed with shock.
>The one girl just raises a hand for you to high five.
>You high five that shit.
>"She actually said yes?"
"Damn skippy."
"Stand very still. An artist's signature appears to be crawling up your shoulder."
>"Get it off me! I- er Trixie is allergic to artist's signatures. If I get, if Trixie gets bit she'll break out in watermarks."
>>25452441
Rad
I like it
Keep going
>>25452759
I honestly thought my green was shitty enough to kill the thread.
I can make a new green if anyone is interested
>>25452772
Keep going, I bump the thread for you
>>25452772
Well friend you won't get better without practise, please continue.
>>25452785
>>25452791
I'll probably write one or two more parts before going to bed.
>>25452743
Underrated post.
>>25452045
Hey Trixie, I look like a hushpuppy
>>25452812
Dont go to bed yet, seth~
>>25452200
>>25452441
>You go through the rest of your day as normal.
>You pondered just how the hell you actually got into this situation.
>You.
>The biggest spaghetti monster you know, going on a date with Trixie.
>You get into your shitty little sub-par car and begin to drive home before realizing...
>You can't take her out in a car like this! It's a mess!
>Old food wrappers and containers strewn about.
>CD cases in disarray.
>You mentally reprimand yourself for letting your car get so damn sloppy as you sit at a red light.
>You'll have to clean it out...
>Back at home, you lift yourself out of your car, wiping your forehead.
>You turn off the vacuum that sits beside you on the lawn.
>It took two hours to clean and reorganize your shitmobile, but you did it.
>All the while complaining and thinking to yourself about what you'd do once you got to Trixie's house...
>Running through each hypothetical scenario, all ending with her slamming the door in your face.
>Wow, that shit's heavy, bro.
>Closing your car doors, you drag the vacuum into the house and begin to dig through your closet.
>You want to classy, but not too formal.
>Eventually you settle on your best pair of jeans, a simple white t-shirt, and a fuzzy blue sweater to keep you warm.
>Might as well shower too..
>7.
>You're sitting outside of Trixie's house in your car.
>You just can't bring yourself to get out and knock on the door.
"This was such a stupid idea! She's just going to slam the door on me!"
>You continuously hit your head on the steering wheel until you accidentally miss and slam the horn.
>The car horn blares out.
>A startled Trixie opens the front door and looks out.
>She quints at you from afar.
>"...Anon? Is that you?"
>Shit shit SHIT.
>Now you REALLY done fucked up.
>>25452859
I'm flattered you think of me as Sethisto.
Or maybe not. Maybe I shouldn't be, but fuck it. I'm just as bad as he is when it comes to Trixie anyway.
>>25452905
>Trixie Closes the door behind her and starts to walk toward you car.
>You holds both your hands out to signal her to stop.
>Scrambling, you get out of the car and rush to her.
"Trixie! Please, eh..."
>You paused to internally cringe at yourself.
"Let me escort you."
>She is slightly confused by the situation, but giggles nonetheless.
>"Very well, Anonymous. You may escort the Great and Powerful Trixie."
>She holds out a hand to you like a Queen would.
>You gently kiss the back of her hand before escorting her to your car.
>You take mental note of her outfit.
>Same idea as yours, classy yet casual.
>A simple light blue t-shirt emblazoned with her mark, a longer purple skirt, and that adorable little hair pin she wears.
>Once she's in, you slide over the hood of the car Dukes of Hazard style and hop into the driver's seat.
>She looks around a bit before sitting back down and buckling up.
>"Nice car, Anon. It's so clean and fresh... The outside could use some work but... It'll do."
>You give her an awkward smile.
"Uh.. Thanks. I like to keep it that way."
>You try to bullshit your way through it.
>And it's working.
"And might I say that you look... Stunning tonight?"
>Trixie tosses her hair with her right hand.
>"Why of course, the Great and Powerful Trixie must always look her best for a show."
>That outward confidence...
>You wore the dumbest grin the whole ride to the theater as you two idly chit chatted.
>You don't know why, but you've got a feeling that this night was going to be a good night.
>>25452905
>The car horn blares out.
Shit had me laughing at work. Coworker looked at me like I'm an idiot. I like where this is going. Only recommendation is to keep is fairly short. Too many greens have no end in sight which makes them hard to follow if you don't get there the first thread. That being said, keep it up, Anon.
>>25452995
Mmmm delicious so far
>>25453087
Will keep that in mind. Glad I got you some keks, mate.
Won't aim for anything silly long, but if I'm satisfied I'll add it to my archive.
Good night, thread. I'll pick up when I'm awake and done errands tomorrow.
>>25452995
M'lady/10
>>25452383
Consensually? In front of everyone? Elaborate!
Go on.....
http://pastebin.com/ShYQ4Euh
>>25452045
Not being weird or anything, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rank your tits?
>W-What!!
On a scale of 1 to 10
>How dare you ask Trixie such a personal question
Well how about you stop flailing your personal questions around in front of everyone, your hoodie has a zip, now use it.
>You could have told Trixie discreetly like a gentleman about her....
On a scale of 1 to 10?
Aaand I lost track of this post.
>>25454499
I would give Trixie Tits a 8/10 C-cup. Not too big yet firm and easy to fit into your palm.
Yes. C-could youtake off your shoes and leav them here on the porch? My parents don't allow shoes inside.
>>25452045
Can you help me with my motorboat technique? I'm woefully under-practiced.
>>25452995
>>25453130
Samefag Anon is back.
Got a few things to do, but will probably continue today.
>>25452045
one thing. Why are your boobs differant sizes?
>>25452383
>molesting naive autistic trixie
There was a nice snippet of green about that in the nighty scilight thread long ago.
>>25452846
IMTRYINGOTNEJOYATREATANOANYMOUS
>>25455485
Don't ruin it, faggot
>>25452905
>The car horn blares out.
bamp
>>25456282
>>25456937where the car at tho?
>>25457875
Behold the hottest piece of car ass on the planet...
pussy 100% guaranteed
>>25452200
Haven't felt that feel in a very long time.The last day of my junior year, I think.
I'm back, faggots. I have some downtime during computer scans, so I'll write a bit more.
>>25452995
>You pull up in front of the theater.
>You reach into your pocket to double check the amount of money you have.
>You're flipping through the note as Trixie puts a hand on yours.
>"Relax, Anon. Trixie can pay for herself."
>She gives you a soft smile.
>You return the smile.
"No, no, at LEAST let me pay for the ticket. A gentleman has to pay for the entry, you know."
>She giggles at your attempt of being a gentleman.
>"Alright, hotshot. You can pay for the tickets. Just make sure you get us some good seats."
>Getting out of the car, you walk Trixie to the entrance booth.
>"Hello and welcome to the Canterlot Theater. What would you like to see?"
>Ugh, it's some old hag at the booth tonight. Boils on her face, chubby..
>Gross.
>You and Trixie look up at the NOW PLAYING board.
>A bunch of cheesy-ass movies, horror and action.
"You can pick the movie. Ladies first."
>Trixie rolls her magenta eyes at you.
>"Two for Pacific Rim, please."
>Holy shit, she chose Pacific Rim for a date movie?
>What the fuck did you get yourself into?
>"That'll be 25.99, please."
>You pay the worker, grab your tickets and swiftly get into the theater.
>Thank god for getting away from that disaster of a person.
>Trixie takes her ticket and hands you some of her money.
>"I want a medium popcorn with a small drink. Ice too."
>Before you can say anything, she's off down the hall and going into the screening room.
>You blink before she has an outburst.
>"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! YOU ALMOST KNOCKED THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DOWN!"
>You see Brad running out of the room Trixie went in.
>Poor Brad.
>>25458272
>>Poor Brad.
Dropped
>>25458300
And here I was about to shit on Brad some more. He really deserves it.
>>25458194
So how old are you now?
>>25458272
>25.99
Wow, that shit is expensive
>>25458272
>>Poor Brad.
was not expecting to end that read with a kek, total worth it
>>25458272
>You watch him stumble his way through the main lobby, knocking over a trash bin and getting someone's leftovers all over those nice shoes of his.
>You couldn't help but internally laugh at him.
>Fucker deserved it, Mr. I'm so perfect.
You finally got the food you two wanted, Medium popcorn and small drink for the lady, Large popcorn, doughnut, and medium drink for yourself.
>Walking through the door you see a frantic Trixie waving at you from the middle row.
>"Anon! Over here! It's about to start!"
>Quietly, you make your way down the messy walkway and into a seat next to Trixie.
>She seems happy that you didn't screw up something for once.
>She takes a mouthful of popcorn and begins to munch on it.
>"Ish no peanut butr crakvers, but it'll do!"
>You smile and shake your head.
>What was with her and those things?
>The movie has started, and you're both watching intently.
>For some horror movie with dumb CGI effects, this shit was pretty intense.
>Occasionally, you'd look at Trixie.
>During several parts you could see her tremble a bit, spilling some of her popcorn.
>She picks up her cup of pop rather unsteadily.
>You grab the cup--and her hand.
>She looks at you questioningly.
"You alright?"
>She nods some, trying to hide her obvious fear.
>"Yeah... Trixie's uh.. Fine."
>She's obviously fibbing, but you keep an eye on her anyway.
>It's nearing the end of the movie.
>Things are still fairly tense, the air was so thick you could slice it.
>You aren't fully phased by the movie, but Trixie looks ready to break.
>While things are quiet, you decide to prank her.
>Just as the tension reached its peak, you gently tap both of her shoulders while quietly going "Boo!"
>She jumps and shrieks in fright.
>You damn near pissed yourself in laughter.
>She just stands there, staring at you with a pout.
>"Anon, that was NOT funny!"
>>25458435
>>You watch him stumble his way through the main lobby, knocking over a trash bin and getting someone's leftovers all over those nice shoes of his.
>>You couldn't help but internally laugh at him.
>>Fucker deserved it, Mr. I'm so perfect.
Picked it up again
>>25458435
>Pacific Rim
>horror movie
Wut?
>>25458551
thatsthejoke.png
>>25456276
OH GOD POST IF YOU CAN
>>25458559
>>25458577
The writefag is kill/missing, it was in r9klight. Twilight had unwittingly taken E at an animu con and got touchy feely with supermodel tier autismal trixie.
>>25458609
This expands the dong to mighty levels.
>>25453390
Just groping her chest and kissing her unwillingly, her trying to stop me but failing as I do all I want to her
>>25458613
Yes, a teenaged, eager to please, naive Trixie with the cognitive functioning of a 12yr old, is hot.
>>25458637
>rape
>>25458640
If that's sarcasm.
Shit taste detected.
>>25458652
Complete honesty, friend. I want to see her blush so hard and stutter through asking me why it feels so good and if it's wrong.
>>25458435
>After cleaning the popcorn off of herself, Trixie sat down to finish watching the movie.
>"That REALLY wasn't funny..."
>Her pouting voice was just too damn adorable.
>She was almost like a pouty child.
>You chuckle a bit now that you settled down.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Okay? I was just a little joke, come on."
>She rolls her eyes some and sits back.
>"Well, if you're such a man with your jokes, then you won't mind if we..."
>She takes a short dramatic pause.
>"Cuddle?"
>Your grin goes to a loo of "Oh shit."
>Literally your first time hanging out with her, first date, and she's already asking to cuddle?
>Either she's fucking with you, or you somehow played her like a damn fiddle.
>Thankfully, this is one of those fancy theaters where you can adjust the arm rests.
>You lift up the arm rest separating you two.
>Trixie gives a soft smile and scootches over, resting against you quietly.
>You stay like that for the remainder of the movie.
>After the movie is over, you take out the trash and walk with Trixie to your car.
>You help her in, then hop into the driver's seat and take off back to her house.
>"You know Anon..."
>You don't say a word.
>"Tonight actually wasn't that bad. Minus the whole... Scaring me part."
>Oh shit, you gon get sum fuk tonight.
>"I kinda had fun. Here I thought you were just some loser trying to score!"
>You internally cringe at that.
"Uh... Thanks? I guess."
>Trixie gives of quiet sigh.
>"Trixie could only wish to do this more often."
>She's throwing you a curve ball, think fast genius.
"Well, why not? I mean, this was only a first date."
>Good save.
>"You mean after that, you'd still want to date me?"
>She looks at you in surprise.
>The ball is going to home plate as Anon makes a run for it...
"Well, yeah! So what if we all get a little bit scared at times? We're only human after all."
>She gently pushes on your shoulder.
>"You tease... Say what's really on your mind."
>You pause as your mind begins to race.
>>25458673
>It's now or never, faggot.
"You sure? Well..."
>You take a deep breath in.
"I don't know why, but I've always liked you Trixie. Something about you just attracts me to you, and that's why I asked you out. ...Well, mostly. Part of it was the guys bothering me about never being able to confess to you and---"
>Trixie stops you mid-way through your spaghetti fest by putting her finger on your lips.
>"Trixie gets it, Anon. I understand this, but... Do you really want to keep dating me?"
"Yes."
>Trixie goes quiet for a moment.
>"Trixie accepts."
>Your heart nearly stops.
>Aaaand he's safe! It's a home run, folks!
>"Just, please. Try to keep the spaghetti in your pockets while you're around me."
>Her tone is a small mix of playfulness and seriousness.
>You give her a soft chuckle as you pull up into the driveway.
"No promises, but I'll try."
>She leans over and gives a soft kiss on the cheek.
>"See you tomorrow, boyfriend."
>Your heart skips a beat as she says that. >You watch her walk up the path and into her house.
>She waves at you.
>You wave back.
>Tonight was a good night.
>>25458645
Exactly!
>>25458701
Mission accomplished
>>25458673
>Either she's fucking with you, or you somehow managed to play her like a damn fiddle
>managed to play her like a damn fiddle
>like a damn fiddle
>fiddle
CIPHER MUST BE BEHIND THIS
>>25458733
I know I fucked up in quite a few places, but it's my first green in about a year now.
r8/h8?
>inb4 everything is shit.
>>25458667
Great taste detected, Anon.
>>25458752
It was funny and heart-warmingand you made me cringe so hard sometimes, but I guess that is what you were trying to achieve with that spaghetti Anonso bretty good in that regard.
It was a little hard to follow sometimes, but English isn't my first language so maybe it's just me.
>>25458752
great teir anon
>>25458752
I wrote a fucking analysis on your story before I crashed so I'm going to make it short.
Really nice, the best part about it is the fact that it's short and funny, something a few people on this board could learn about. I would read more of your things if I could, do you have a pastebin or something ?
>>25458752
You did gud Anon real gud, I wish taking girls out and dating them was that easy in real life...
>>25458881
Surprise, motherfuckers.
This faggoty piece of shit is back.
As for the pastebin shit, I don't use that. They purged a few of my stories before so I had to move to FiMFiction. My other greens are meh (minus Sunset's Birthday, people seem to love that.)
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/WriteFriendSprite
>>25458881
>the best part about it is the fact that it's short and funny, something a few people on this board could learn about
THIS
It's really annoying when a writefag stretches his story too much, creating subplots no one cares about or making it so huge they just lose interest and leave it unfinished.
>>25458883
>This
I know too many girls who are way to picky for their first date i.e.: instead of what Anon does in the story of taking a girl out to a cinema a girl will instead want to go to some 5 fucking star restaurant expecting you to pay for everything on a FIRST date, at least Trixie is modest about paying for herself if needs be...I hope one day I encounter a girl via work or who lives nearby my age who has that witty character and ego of Trixie acting superior to others around her yet hiding her flaws in cute manners
>>25459768
I know that feeling, especially in the area I live. Most of the women expect that and are disgusting land whales and/or have 3 kids....I mean that's literally all we have all the attractive ones leave the area as soon as they learn to drive or graduate HS. That's why I refuse to date in my area sadly that means traveling almost an hour for any roughly decent girl.
>>25459768
>>25459818
I know the pain of this and so much more. It fucking sucks ass. Then again I'm just some shitposting faggot.
>tfw you had an on and off relationship for 3 years.
>tfw you did everything you could for her
>tfw you put your life into the hands of a stranger just to save hers
>tfw she straight up stabs you in the back the next day.
pg.10 bump
>>25452837
Best Post N/A
>>25458331
Nah. For two tickets, that's on par with most prices on the northeastern coastline of the US. You can get discount tickets for like eight or nine bucks each if you're a member of certain credit unions or travel agencies though.
>>25458272
>A gentleman has to pay for the entry
Holy shit. Did everyone else miss that slip?
>>25458752
Everything was shit.I liked it. Trixie a cute.The older I get the more weird it is to think about these stories as high schoolers. I'm like doing translations in my mind to CHS being a college instead. Anyone else?
>You will never take this qt out on a date.
>She will never ask if you want to continue going out with her thinking that she's not worthy of you.
>You will never reassure her that she is your everything and you would do anything and everything to be with her and make her happy.
>You will never cuddle and get a kiss on the cheek from her as she goes home.
>She will never be overly protective and beat up your bullies for you / threaten to beat the crap out of any girl trying to chat you up.
>>25463552
>>25463147
I don't blame you for the adaptation. I'm just used to greening as if in CHS.
>>25463552
Stop taunting me!
>>25463050
Fun fact: That's what happened on my first date. Except I had to pay gas, entry, and food.
And I was fucking 14 years old.
>tfw can never hold a meaningful relationship
>>25463147
Nope, I never really matured past high school age irl so this is all gravy with me. Dork.
>>25464577
>tfw can never hold a meaningful relationship
...
>tfw I exactly know that feel...
>tfw i've become so used to that feel that now when I see a potential partner I meet up with her doing walk and talks before making sure she's going to stick with me long enough to actually use money on her.
>tfw I always wake up the next week and have a message on either FB or text message saying how we should see other people thus making me feel like shit for the next two days.
Someone loyal would not mind you not spending a penny on her in the first two days of seeing each other, Just remember Sprite and all Anon's here for that matter there's someone out there for you you've just got to keep looking
>>25464628
Thanks, Anon, but I've come to accept the fact that I'm too autistic and shit to ever really keep someone.
I was with someone for three years not too long ago, actually. Even flew across the damn continent to see them. Relationship ended a few weeks after that trip because of the meds they were taking.
>tfw you two loved each other
>tfw you both struggled with similar mental issues (depression, anxiety, etc)
>tfw you never went on meds but they did
>tfw those meds literally killed their ability to love
>tfw your relationship ends because they did not care anymore.
>>25464640
Asperger's syndrome here, fuck that's tough shit man.
I hate how I'm a good friend to a lot of my male friends yet have maybe only 1 female friend and even then I just can't talk to new females when introduced. It's like being a mime where you want to talk but nothing comes out yet at the same time I don't want to be judged as a person because of what I have.
>>25464676
Growing up, I was friends with females more than males. Just simple, platonic friendships. Most of the guys were just too... Splergy about their muscles, their cars, the size of their dicks, violence...
Though now I'm 50/50 with all my friends being online.
And I'm constantly judged for what I am and what I do. I even judge myself. I'm a god damn monster, Kerrigan!
>>25458733
If soccer was like this I would watch it.
Trixie a cute
b4 bed bump
more qt Trixie stories plz.
>>25467741
Got any ideas? I might be able to write one up.
>>25463552
>this beta faggot shit
i still love confident, take-no-shit, bitchy, reckless-like-a-crazy-chick Trixie
>>25467791
>tfw no discreet public handy from the Great and Powerful Trixie
>>25467749
I don't know why but the idea of Trixie becoming more defensive of Anon as RD and Sunset start developing feelings for him and she tries her best to keep his attention would sound like a good ideaBonus points if you write a little bit where Sunset discovers Trixie trying to get in her way with Anon and has to 'teach her a lesson' not to mess with her and him, a gut punch / hard slap would suffice, this would just make Trixie ever more determined to defend what is hers.
>>25452045
Let me____Picture related_____
>>25467791
>She will never be overly protective and beat up your bullies for you / threaten to beat the crap out of any girl trying to chat you up.
>Beta
Nigga she may not be Ronda Rousey (or the woman who knocked her out) but Trixie ain't no beta.
>>25467814
That's a tall order. Here I was expecting something short and sweet, like the rest seem to like.
I'm not opposed to it, but it'd be fairly lengthy.
>>25468343
tis only a idea fair writefag, I'm fairly certain someone will come along with a shorter better ideamy apologies i like catfighting and Trixie vs Sunset are two prime contenders
>>25458328
31.
I would also like to note how we have a Trixie thread outside of the Trixie general. kek
>Since you have Nozomi, a Persona of the Moon Arcana, the two of you might get along well...
>Will you spend the afternoon with Trixie?
-Spend time with Trixie
-Check Social Link rank
-Cancel
>>25468373
EQG Trixie is the most QT version of Trixie prove me wrong.
>>25468382
>Moon Arcana
>Not Magician Arcana
uwotm8
>>25468394
I can't. I accept both forms of Trixie, and love them both equally.
>>25452743
That doesn't look like an ordinary signature...
>>25468401
Magician Arcana represents naivety, like how Yosuke didn't realize that Saki wanted him to fuck off already, or how Junpei was a thirsty motherfucker.
Trixie knows what she's doing. At least until the illusions, which are associated with the Moon Arcana, are broken and she decides to get an Alicorn Amulet.
Jesus christ do you even burn your dread.
>>25458272
>Pacific Rim
It's like I've stepped back into 2013
>>25468736
I never looked into the meanings behind each arcana--Tarot cards weren't really my thing.
>>25469011
dub confirm we're in 2013 again.
Just got in the thread and read the story, it's really nice and I'm definitely going to follow you on Fimfiction in the future.
On that note, I'd love to see an epilogue/the next day/second date type thing. Just another little zinger of happy feels. That and reactions of his friends.This is not a demand, but something that I'd be interested in if you felt like doing it
Kind of off topic but does anyone know of stories like this? The only two stories I ever followed were NaOH Winter Formal(still following) and Ponies Play Pen and Paper I think it was called. I missed a few posts and never got caught up.
>>25458742
Audibly keked
>>25470629
>5
I did too, Anon.
>>25470507
I might, though not tonight. It's late and I just finished a game fest in which host crashed. I need sleep. I PROMISE if the thread is still up that I'll write the epilogue to it.
Good night, my fellow Trixiefags.
>>25470551
>Ponies Play Pen and Paper
humbly requesting this
>>25470840
Get your sleep brah you got two good story ideas so you can think of ideas for the shorter one and start planning the slightly longer one if you want.
>>25458673
This post seems a bit too fast and too self-putting-in-Anon's-place.
And that 'cuddling' part was autistic.
>"You mean after that, you'd still want to date me?"
>She looks at you in surprise.
So... does she think she is the weird-green one here? Wow, mang, that's kinda a good idea.
>>25458701
>"Just, please. Try to keep the spaghetti in your pockets while you're around me."
She knows!
>"See you tomorrow, boyfriend."
Remember that part about self-putting-in-Anon's-place? Kill me, but I wish it happen to me.
>>25463552
I said kill me, but I didn't mention it for real.
>>25464577
This pic. God dammit.
ANYWAY.
Moar 'How to date Trixie' when?
>>25471006
I personally don't have the pastebin, if it exists, but if I find it on my break today I'll post it.
>>25463552
>mfw
>>25471006
http://pastebin.com/u/twilight_game_night
I think it starts with twilight_game_night_part_1 , that one was the first one I read even though there is a part 0 I'm only guessing its a prequel, could be wrong though maybe you need to start with that one and I just never did
>>25471006
Also, http://pastebin.com/u/brandnewwritefag had a hand in it too
>>25473436
>>25473456
I swear I remember a ponies play pen and paper where trixie joins in but Twilight basically tells her to play properly and stop being her over egotistical self resulting in feels
Hey Sprite are you planning to continue? This story is pretty comfy.
>>25472182
Yeah, this is my first derust green in a year, so I expected either the pace to be off, or a shit ton of mistakes. Thanks for pointing it out.
>>25473763
I don't know, I REALLY don't know. I mean, I don't want to drag it on so it runs its course, y'know? I could actually ties in a few ideas into this story as well... I did it before with Sunset's Birthday. Just look at that shitty feelercoaster of a ride.
>>25474502
You should do what you feel most comfortable with, the last thing anyone wants is for you to do something you'd rather not do...>>25472959 >tfw no souls in equestria thread / no based writefags or drawfags
>>25474555
Trips compel me to do more shit. Once I gather my thoughts from the shit I just read I'll continue.Some of the shitposts I read actually end up turning my brain off, thus being unable to write. That's how stupid they are.
>>25474502
Why not continue having little dates with Trixie that involveshand holdingandhugging
>>25474617
Anon calm down you sick bastard, this is a blue board after all
>>25474617
>>25474638
Yeah, what kind of a faggot posts that--- Oh wait. I did not too long ago.
>>25474617
This is a blue board you sick fuck.
>>25474682
>Blue board
>Trixie is blue
>Both are blue.
>Therefore the board is for Trixie.
We must please the Trixie.
>>25474669
No, no Spiderman thread.
Will begin writing now.
>>25474725
>Will begin writing now.
>>25458701
>The next day.
>You show up at school, expecting your usual posse to be waiting near the front entrance for you.
>They weren't there.
>Probably off looking at some shit.
>You reach to open the door before someone else opens it from the inside.
>Trixie and her small group of friends stand in your way.
>She has her arms crossed with a smirk on her face.
>"So, hotshot, you think you could get away with lying to the Great and Powerful Trixie?"
"Lying? What are you on about Trixie? We just had--"
>"Please, your little friends told me about what was REALLY going on."
>She snaps her fingers before her two friends begin you restrain you, one on each arm.
>"You're just trying to use Trixie to get to someone else, aren't you?"
>You stop to think.
>Who's fucking idea of a sick joke was this?
"What are you even talking about? You KNOW the only people I'm ever around are my friends."
>Trixie grabs a hold of your chin so that you're forced to look straight into her intense magenta eyes.
>"Good, then you wouldn't mind some... PDA, would you?"
>PDA...
>Around everyone else in the school.
>Upon mention of "PDA," a small crowd starts forming.
>You begins to sweat as your heart races.
>You can almost feel the spaghetti building up again.
>Not like this. You promised you'd try to keep the spaghetti on the down-low.
"PDA..? Well, uh... H-Here I thought you were a lady of class! Doing such a thing would uh... Devalue you, would it not?"
>Trixie seems to have bought it.
>She backs up some.
>"Hmm.. Trixie supposes such would be true... Very well then."
>With another snap of her fingers, her posse releases you.
>"Trixie will have to make do with arm clinging and hand holding, then."
>You breathe a sigh of relief.
>Another bullet dodged.
>"But Trixie will be keeping an eye on you, Mr. Anon E. Moose."
>>25474571
I fell like you really shouldn't continue but whatever, it's your thing man
Also I agree with >>25458881
>>25474835
>Trixie and her posse walk away as you fix the wrinkles in your clothes.
>Your friends walk over to you as the crowd disperses.
>"Damn, dude! Smooth move there with the whole "You've got class" excuse." As if she's got any..."
>He pats you on the back.
>"Say, how did the date go? Total bust? She seemed pretty angry."
>You just look at him sternly in silence for a moment.
"The date was fine, and she was upset because someone's playing some joke on me."
>One of the others then begins to shout out.
>"ANON GOT HIS DICK SUCK---"
>You silence him with a hand over his mouth, murderer style.
"No dick sucking happened. No sex happened. Just a simple movie date."
>He forcibly removes your hand.
>"Then explained what happened, you sly bastard."
>You told them of the events the previous night.
>"No. Way. She did NOT do that."
"She did. Totally screamed in terror and then cuddled me."
>You all laugh a bit as you sit around a table before classes.
>"Then after you took her home and began to spill your spaghetti?"
>Everyone just looked at you.
"Yeah. But only a little bit. It was worth it for the kiss though."
>Record scratch.
>"She did WHAT!?"
>"You got what now?"
>The snarky bastard begins to snicker before bursting into laughter.
>"Okay, NOW you're pulling our fucking legs. There is NO way that happened."
>You felt the spaghetti building up again...
>You face became flushed.
"And how, pray tell, would you want me to prove it?"
>He calmed down a bit, wiping a tear from his eye.
>"Go and kiss her."
"What?"
>"Not just a peck on the cheek. Give her a full winded, deep, intimate kiss."
>You all went quiet.
>You felt smaller and smaller at the idea.
>Kissing Trixie? In public? In a place where so many others would see you?
>"Well, Anon? Or are you just some bluffing faggot?"
>Cloudchaser, the only girl of your group, slaps him on the arm.
>"Ow! Hey, what was that for?"
>"That was very rude. If he isn't comfortable--"
"I'll do it."
>They both look at you again.
>"What?"
>>25474835
>PDA
I am confused, what does this mean?
>>25474955
Personal Digital Assistant
>>25474955
Pony Dick Association
>>25474955
Penis Dislocation Art
>>25474955
Doesn't matter, no one on this board will ever experience one.
>>25474946
I'll probably just do this day and then stop there.
>>25474952
>You stand up dramatically.
"I said I'll fucking do it. I'll kiss Trixie--your way. If that will get you off my back, then fine."
>"Looks like the big man might actually have some balls there. Maybe she'll play with them too."
>Cloudchaser rolls her eyes as you turn to walk out.
>"Next break. Main hallway. Be there."
>You can't get your mind off of what you decided to do.
>Was this really going to work? Will they actually just leave you alone if you do this?
>You shook your head as you walked down the hall after three classes passed.
>As expected, Trixie is hanging out by her locker with her posse.
>Your group is standing by the doors watching you.
>You can feel your heart beating.
>It feels like there are more people around than there actually is.
>Now or never, faggot.
>You make you way up to Trixie.
>"So, Trixie then says, "Well, if you're such a man with---"
>You cut her off by tapping her shoulder.
>She turns her head to look at you.
>"Oh, Anonymous, what's---"
>You cut her off with you taking a hold of her head and pulling her into a deep kiss.
>At first she's taken by surprise but sinks into it after a few seconds.
>You only needed a few seconds for this kiss, but it dragged on for a good 15 or 20 seconds.
>You two even played with each other's tongues a bit.
>Some of your friends and the other students took pictures.
>That one smug shitlord of a friend shakes his head some.
>"That crazy motherfucker. Never expected him to actually do it."
>You break the kiss slowly and look at her.
>"What ever happened to "Having class," and PDA "Devaluing" me?"
"I bullshitted about that because I wasn't ready."
>"So, you mean that it doesn't bother you when Trixie would do that?"
>Your heart feels ready to explode.
>You shake your head and ruffle her hair a bit.
"Nope. Not anymore."
>She just hugs you as her friends giggle some.
>"Anonymous... You're so weird. But Trixie is okay with this."
>>25475022
Fucking hell, I kek'd.
>>25474955
PDA, in this context, is Public Display of Affection.
>>25475044
>It looks like now that you're somewhat over your spaghetti syndrome, you'll be spending more time with Trixie.
>You two shared some classes anyway, so it wouldn't be so bad.
>Maybe you'd get VIP to some of her shows.
>Maybe a little bit of.. Backstage action.
>You didn't even care that the others were gawking at you.
>Celestia had to step out of her office to disperse the crowd.
>"Alright, alright, back to class you peepers."
>She walks over to you and Trixie.
>"And please, Anonymous. For the love of all things holy, TRY to keep the PDA on the down-low."
>You and Trixie look at one another before shrugging.
>"And get back to class!"
>Upon seeing her face go from cheerful to stern, you both bolt down the hall to your next class.
>Science with Trixie.
>What could possibly go wrong?
>>25475083
G-glad someone got a laugh out of it, heh.
>>25475083
Inb4 they have biology
>>25474835
>"You're just trying to use Trixie to get to someone else, aren't you?"
Nigga, what?
>>25474952
>"Go and kiss her."
Nigga, what?
>>25475044
>"Looks like the big man might actually have some balls there. Maybe she'll play with them too."
Nigga, yes.
>Some of your friends and the other students took pictures.
Muh niggers.
>"Anonymous... You're so weird. But Trixie is okay with this."
I didn't realize how hot is that!
>>25475083
>What could possibly go wrong?Everything.pic related
>>25475334
What Applejack tries to get involved thus inducing the wrath of Trixie?
>>25475334
This man right here was one off of trips.
Fuck yo shit, non-trips nigga.
But in all seriousness, I don't know. I feel like I kind of fell off the story wagon half way through. I re-wrote the start of this day like three times before I settled on this one. I guess I bullshitted through it.
>>25475044
Looks kind like Doctor Manhattan and now I can't unsee
>>25473750
I remember that too. Anon ends up playing Warhammer with her or something I don't remember. Not sure if that split of into another story line or what.
>>25475360
Rope. Lots and lots ofkinkyrope.
>>25475360
A r- God dammit. Off by one >>25475445 but this.
>>25475369
It's cool, >69, you said it's one year since you finished writefaggin', and it's a good starter fer writin' onct age'n.
I will be pleased if you continue,and moved to fingerbang or somewhere else to avoid me losing you.
>>25475468
While I don't trip in those threads YET... I'm usually lurking or bump posting in the Trixie Tuesday threads, and the Dazzling threads.
Might swing by Fingerbang EQG some time.
>>25475483
It's cool. I lurk everything and everywhere so I will rather kinda find you: 3I am a meme
>>25474555
>tfw no souls in equestria thread
don't worry Anon we will rise again that is the good thing about us, we may go hollow but just like the curse we will rise again...You've got a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you
>>25475523
>tfw Fapman is somehow a meme but you aren't though you were namefagging for like a year or two now
So errr any of you girls seen Trixie around?
>>25468372
>have no felt tits against your chest since junior year of high school
>mostly people graduated from high school at age 18
>currently 31
> you have not have any close female contact in at least 13 years
holy shit, you should be a wizard now!
>>25452200
>being this autistic and virgin fedora wearing faggot
>>25475022
wow
wow chill out
no need for such feels
>>25478777
>777
Burgess.
>>25480970
Ward
>>25476121
Right? That's just incredibly unfair for all other trolls we have.
I still can't believe he didn't just go away when everyone, literally everyone were shitting at him.
Shit.
>>25476121
I'm convinced he's from Australia. They are world renowned shitposters after all.
>>25481847
I know, I still hope Fapman dies soon. Literally.
>>25478777
I am, you little shitstain.
>>25482717
...Y-you too.
To think that they are people that acknowledge you as a critic or some shiteven if it's still somehow true
Oh dear we appear to be at page 10, allow me to fix that.
I have the absolute WORST weakness for magicians
>>25484430
>Not 9 mana 6/6 with "summon a 4/1 Snips and a 1/4 Snails"
7/10 mana crystals, wouldn't disenchant.
>>25485345
I don't know why but i feel like a summoning Snips and Snails card should be used more as either a spell / secret or deathrattle for Trixie still with the effects of Battlecry...
2qt4me
I'm gonna leave this BUMP here
Quick bump, also requesting cute or lewd Trixie pastebin links. Need some good green.
>>25486088
http://pastebin.com/etCF8wXN
>>25486088
>/o/-non spending money to eat food instead of spending it on his car.gif
>>25486118
Not the Anon who posted the stig but i will read this tomorrowI have no idea what the concept of 'finger bang' is I mean if i was to take a rough guess now it's probably some Anon or character (A) supposed to get to another character (B) and engage in intimate contact via fingering at some stage and full blown sex, am i close if not could you explain it?
Requesting green where both Anon and Trixie are star crossed spaghettie flinging hot messes.
>>25486603
let me know if its worth reading
>>25487133
Its been unfinished since August 2013
Bump.
With a game of marry one, fuck one, kill one while we wait for green.
Sprite is kill.
>>25488493
Negative, Cap'n. Not kill yet.
>>25487761
>those faces
>>25487761
just, you know, choose between the most hateable female characters to disgrace television.
also
>no hooves
Not dying yet
>>25474955
Public display (of) affection
A Nono in school
>>25488593
Haha keked
So it seems that people wants more AnonxTrixie spaghetti splerging.
I honestly don't know what to do about this.
>inb4 write it faggot
I don't know how far I want/should take it, or if something new should come out. On the other Trixie thread, someone wanted a feelsy story in which no one shows up for Trixie's show.
Anyone up for that?
>>25489471
I'd like a no show trixe story
Trixbump
>>25489471
Why not write the Trixie no show thread on the original request (Trixie Tuesday) thread?
>>25452045
Yes.
Suck my cock
>>25489471
Oh yes, feel green sounds good desu senpai.write it faggot
>>25490859
Planning on doing that.
>>25491803
It shall be done. >>25402941
>>25452045
Yes
As you see... the race of the elect suffers outrageous persecutions, and the impious race of the mudslimes respects neither the virgins of the lord nor the colleges of priests...
Do not cowardly stay in your home with profane affections and sentiments.
Soldier of god, hear nothing but the laments of sion, break all your earthly bonds, go and fight against the barbarians for the deliverance of the holy places
Ave Maria, Deus Vult.
>>25492257
Wisdom.
>>25492257
DEUS VULT.
>>25482272
Poland here!
>>25492169
Also, you can post here too as long the thread is alive.
>>25486603
Still waiting for an explanation to this
Page 7 bump
Bump
(Spoiler)That was close(/spoiler)
Page 10 bump with proper spoilers
>>25498754same here
>Science with Trixie.
>What could possibly go wrong?
kek
>>25499991
Dayum! quads!
Gimme more quads nigga!
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the quaduoli.
4 in a fucking row!
>>25500014
Dam trips!
>>25500016
It doesn't work like that
>>25499994
>>25500001
>>25500005
>>25500014
>>25500016
>>25500026
page 10 bump you keks
>>25464015
Nigga Frozen is cancer
>>25501260
Cancer, nigga is Frozen
>>25489471
Sprite, you need to end this with a magic futa tag team on anons douchebag friend. If you do I swear to god i will write a song about you.
>>25501273
>nigga is Frozen
>>25501299
We've come full circle
>>25494171
>pole
I never thought it would be possible to dislike you more.
>>25486088
http://pastebin.com/gYj06K5Fpersonal fave
>>25464015
>>25501260
>>25501273
>>25501299
fucking shit, guys.
>>25498754
Why does Trixie look so significantly smaller here she has the same size assets of sunset and some damn good hips but she's so much smaller in Rainbow Rocks as a whole
>>25502081
it explains why hes such a retarded fuck face. probably never got enough attention from mommy and daddy and has to namefag like a bitch for attention, or has some form of autism.
>>25502706
Quite possibly. He's the NiceDaemonette of /mlp/.
>>25502569
Animation error?
In RR she was the hero Twi-fags needed but didn't deserve
>>25504102
Another /tg/entlemen here ? nice
>>25501299
>kek
>>25505282
Well met fellow fa/tg/uy.
I like this picture
>>25507575
you got me with that filename you lil shit
>>25452112
>There are children here
>/mlp/
Sounds about right.
>>25452995
That cute police pone green was better.
>>25452045
>You will never go out to the movies with Trixie.
>She will never put her head on your shoulder during the middle of the film.
>She will never say "It's not because Trixie likes you. Trixie is just cold."
>You two will never walk out of the theater in a cold fall evening and walk to a ice cream shop for a dessert.
>Trixie will never go up to you and kiss your cheek then say "Trixie wouldn't mind if we do this more often."
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=YkXPGllO2Sw
Page 10 save, where is the cute, where is the porn?
>>25509334
Could police pone arrest EqG Trixie or would she be overpowered by 'Great and powerful' snuggles
>>25512222
page 9 save here, the cute is before, the porn unmade
>>25510066
Big....boss?
page 10 bump
>>25510066
needs more trix
Does anybody here know of any female similar to EqG Trixie or the EqG personality of what you're looking for in your real woman?
>>25515966
Met plenty of rl bitches, maybe they had softer sides like hers, I dunno.
>>25515966
>that pic
England confirmed worst part of the UK.
