>"Will my boobs get as big as yours someday, Anon?"
>>25451004
Yes just eat all the eggs
>>25451004
>>25451004
As long as you smell clean, sure.
>>25451004
Probably, yeah
>>25451004
Gynaecomastia is a real bitch
>>25451004
Those are my testicles Sweetie...
>be fat in elementary school
>have to wear polo shirts as part of our uniforms
>the fabric shows off every intricacy of my horribly shaped body, especially my man-tits
>other kids mock me and think I'm some kind of special-ed because of how weird I look
>even if nobody brings it up for a while, I know they're thinking about it, judging me
>never had a single real friend until near the end of junior year in HS
>lost some weight and can wear whatever I want to cover up what's left
>wonder even to this day if my HS had a similar dress code and I didn't lose much weight, would I have still gotten those friends, or would they have laughed me off regardless of my personality
I think im just going to hang out with Scootaloo, Sweetie. See ya.
>>25451004
This gave me a rare laugh.
>>25451155
>uniforms
Private schooler pls
>>25451004
I don't have boobs, I'm not fat.
>>25451194
Sweetie wants to make sure she maintains her DFC.
>>25451181
It was just a really shitty public school. I'm not even British or some shit, im an americlap.
>>25451220
What the fuck kind of American public school has a uniform?
>>25451220
>Public school
>uniform
The fuck?
>>25451238
countries like japan force you to wear a uniform, even for a public school.
>>25451004
If you gain 60 pounds, then yes.
>>25451244
But anon clearly stated he was American
Also that sounds awful.
>>25451251
Kek
>>25451230
Depends what part of the country.
Here in commiefornia I'd say about 3/4's of public elementary schools require uniforms.
>>25451035
>>25451004
need green of rarity getting jealous that sweetie is looking up to femanon instead of her
You don't just get tits like these, Sweetie. There's no titty fairy wandering around, handing out glorious bosoms, you have to earn them like I did.
First, get really fat. Then, lose all that weight and put on muscle instead. Develop some strong, hard pectorals. Then, get really fat again, while still maintaining the muscle there, and if you do that, you will have glorious man tits, except you're a girl, so they'd be girl man tits.
>>25451320
>3/4's
Either go all the way or none of the way since it's almost guaranteed those 1/4th laugh at the rest.
>>25451004
I'd say you're almost old enough for breast implants.
Come on Sweetie, let's get you some giant knockers.
>>25451004
Those aren't boobs.
Their pecks bitch.
Touch them.
JUST FUCKING TOUCH THEM!
>>25451426
>Are you sure there's no such thing as a titty fairy?
>Because I just met this really friendly breezie and he gave me these
>>25451913
>no fat chicks
>she's touching a fat chick's tits
wut
>>25451004
>tfw this is NOT a FemAnon thread
>>25452657
If you want femanon threads you gotta be really fucking specific, everyone on /mlp/ is a man, even the women.
>>25452673
>you gotta be really fucking specific
>Anon has boobs
>everyone assumes fat man and not FemAnon
if OP has said "I wish my vagina was as tight as yours" /mlp/ would have found some way to add a penis to Anon
>>25452697
Then it'd have just been a tranny anon with a mutilated penis.
>>25452697
Anon would not be anon if he did not have a gloriously flowing neckbeard and immense man tits.
>I wish my vagina was as tight as yours
Then they'd just assume she was insulting them and the thread would be nothing but edgeshit about beating up and raping a girl for insulting their masculinity.
>>25452563
she's too mesmerized by boobs to realize what she's doing
>>25451004
The thing about boobs is that the more you let people of the opposite sex touch them, the bigger they will grow. I can help you with this.
>>25451040
Why is that pic so sexy?
>>25451004
>>25451053\
> I'm cursed with Gynomastia because of some shitty meds I was prescribed when I was younger
>I was 210lbs a few years ago
>I went through rigorous training to get all the fat off
>mfw I'm currently 150lbs and 5'9 and my boobs still won't disappear
>>25453133
because you want Celestia to liberate you from your sub-par male form and turn you into a busty lady?
>>25451004
They're not, boobs...
>>25453146
Raloxifene is what you need anon
