>"Well look who came out of his cave!"
>>25450289
I was holding a gun to my head, finger on the trigger, when I thought of browsing /mlp/ one last time before I left this cruel world.
This is the first thread on the page. I read the entire thread, tears streaming down my face in pure joy. I've been saved.
Its not a cave, mom, its a shrine!
You gaijin don't understand me at all.
>>25450302
Well shit, it dosent take much to sway you, does it?
>>25450289
>mom is happy
>dad is disappointed
>sisters are scared, disgusted, and apathetic respectively
Sounds about right.
>>25450289
I was waiting for you. I didn't hear you calling me for supper. Mining can make you lose track of time as you all know.
>>25450428
>Yeah, mining your own cock for semen
>>25450289
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM AND DAD! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>25450455
Your sounding fetish is not appropriate dinner table conversation, anon.
>>25450457
"Bruce, your mother and I don't like that tone of voice. Now sit down before I raise my voice..."
>>25450455
Don't get sour, Limestone.
>Looks around as I take my seat.
Looks like I'm not the only one who's late. Where is everypony?
>>25450503
FUCK YOU I'M BATMAN
>>25450346
>You touched Marble
>Limestone and Maud watched
>Limestone told dad, Maud covered for you
>Dad believes the worst, mom believes the best
And that's how you split the family
>>25450289
"Well look who's going back to his cave if you're gonna be such cunts about it."
>>25450566
>"B-Brucey, dear, please! You know we don't like it when your Father's upset!"
>>25450594
Wow, that's pretty good.
Don't continue though I hate greentext stories.
>>25450457
>>25450566
>batman raised by the pie family
The comedy writes itself!
>>25450643
>"Bruce, if you shout one more time..."
>>25450737
Im right here Bruce.
>>25450594
Good old Maud.
>>25450737
>"THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO YOUR MOTHER AND I? PINKIE, GET ME THE FUCKIN' PADDLE!"
>>25450797
>"INGY, STOP! You're making the kids cry!!!"
>>25450289
>>25450457
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>>25450831
What the fuck am witnessing, and why am I laughing at it?
>>25450840
Roleplaying, and it's because you need to go back to Ponychan.
>>25450289
... I feel in home right now
>>25450831
>"D-dad...c-can we eat now?"
>>25450861
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SHIT ROCK FARMER FAMILY I'M A SUPER HERO
>>25450885
>“Aaaaand that's why we never talk about my long lost brother Brucey! Crazy, huh Twilight?”
>>25450969
>"Crazy? That'sbat-shit insane!"
>>25451029
Ok, it's official. Someone's gotta cap this for the sake of that punchline.
>>25451029
God dammit Carlos
>>25450457
>>25450503
>>25450566
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>>25451029
Anyone able to cap this true family drama?
>>25451091
You mean like how Batmans parents got capped?
>>25451112
>>25451107
>>25451091
This. Someone cap this shit.
>>25451112
>>25451107
I read that in Christian Bale's voice.
>>25451029
>>25451112
>>25451199
Your double dubs summoned Bale himself
>>25451107
Here you go
I did what I could
>>25451237
Beautiful...
>>25451029
carloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>25451237
>This whole thread
You all have a terrible sense of humor.
>>25451372
Do you know where we are?
my shitty attempt ^:)
>>25451695
Nice meme. I'm sure reddit will love it.
>>25451899
you would know, friendo
I WANT TO BE THE ADOPTED SON OF THE PIE FAMILY THAT THEY ARE ASHAMED OF.
>>25452557
>tfw I'm already an adopted son of a family that they're ashamed of
Maud a cute
