>Anon, we want to go out!
>>25447770
k fambam
>>25447770
so use the fucking pony door I had installed
>>25447770
Okay.
>And then Anon took both Twi and Flutters for a walk in the park so they got to do their business.
>>25447770
But I just let you two in!
NO! GO LAY DOWN!
OK! Let's go out and have some fun!
>You take the two ponies and place them into your car
Hold on, I need to grab something!
>You go back inside and grab your hunting rifle, a box of ammo and a skinning knife
>You carry these things descretely to your car and place them on the passenger seat
>Shy pone and book pony don't notice
>"where are we going anon?" book pone asks
We're gunna have some fun twilight!
>you drive them out to the mountains
>You tell them to get out
>As the two ponies walk mill about, enjoying the cool air, you load your gun
>"Anon, now what?"
Hold on, let me get ready
>You grab your rifle and shoot twilight
>Fluttershy panics and freeze
>"ANON WHY!!!!"
>You shoot her too
>nice, two new trophies to add to the collection
>>25447770
Wait until your father comes home, you two.
>>25447967
2edgy.
>>25447967I only slightly giggled. Does this make me a rudeboy?
>>25447967
>>25447770
Let me get the frisbee, and don't cheat this time Twilight, Fluttershy knows better than to use her wings so you should know better than to use your magic.
>>25447770
You want to go out? Ok, but only after you spread your vagina lips for me and let me take a sniff.
>>25447770
Since when the fuck do I need to give permission to you two?
>>25447770
https://youtu.be/CTq2yYyEzqc
>>25447967
Wew lad
>>25447770
"Okay!!! Dating Start!!!"
>TS: "Uh... what?"
>All visuals transfer into a new POV for the date
>Both ponies are confused
"Here we are!! On our date!!"
>TS: "I think we've already established tha-"
"I've actually never done this before"
>FS: "Okay, well, there's always time to lear-"
"But don't worry!!! You can't spell "Prepared" without several letters from my name!"
>TS: "There's only one letter that is shared between the two wo-"
"I snagged an official Dating Handbook from the libr-"
>TS:"Hey, give that back!"
>The pony paws at your legs in annoyance, but to no avail
"We're ready to have a great time!"
"Let's see..."
>You take a moment to analyze the instructions in the booklet, noticing many criticisms written by Triple Sundae
>She hated that name, but you always wanted to emphasize her sweetness
"Step 1: Press the C key on your Keyboard for your dating HUD"
>FS: "I don't know why, but I'm scared"
>TS is starting to get fed up with Anon's bullshit
>The reluctantly emits a magic hologram imitating a button with the letter "c" on it and presses it.
>Out of nowhere, random bullshit starts appearing around Anon, TS and FS
"Wowie!!! I feel so informed!!! I think we're ready for Step 2!"
>TS: "Anon, I don't think th-"
"Step 2... Ask them on a date"
>TS: "Anon, we're ON a date already!"
"Ahem! Ponies! I, the great Anon... will go on a date with you!"
>TS: "Alright, I don't think we're getting anywhere anymore. C'mon, FS, let's go."
"Fortunately, it only says to ask!!! I guess that means it's time for part 3!!!"
>FS: "Oh boy..."
"Step 3... Put on nice clothes to show you care..."
>TS, after realizing she can't leave: "Well, looks like YOU'RE sorted out on that area."
"..."
"Wait a second... Wearing clothing... that hat on your head..."
>FS: "I hate to interrupt, but we're not wearing ha-"
>Anon somehow got top hats on FS and TS without them noticing
>I don't know
"You're wearing clothing right now!"
>FS: "I have come to terms with this"
Cont?
>>25448428
Fuck it, I'm continuing anyway
>TS: "You know what fuck this"
"No... could it be? You've wanted to date me from the ver-"
>TS delivered a strong kick to the dick
>TS: "Seriously, the fuck is up with you and Undertale?!"
"Many things"
The End
And now time for suicided
>>25447770
>Anon, we want to go out!
>out
Well, now's the time, since /out/ just won a goddamn Babby Cup.
>>25447770
What's stopping you? They legalized lezbos earlier this year.
>>25447967
more edges than a dodecahedron
>>25447770
No, as soon as I let you fuckers out, all you want to do is come back inside. I wish I got cat.
>>25447770
Do you really want to go out...or do you want to stand there looking outside while I hold the door open?
I'm only taking you out if you can get Rarity to join.
>>25448709
>>25448709
This brings up a good question. Are ponies more like cats or dogs? Rainbow Dash has shown more cat like characteristics, but applejack has shown more dog. Hmmm.
>>25448941
Is it because dogs are honest and cats aren't?
>>25447788
I've had pets before, it would go like this:
>"But anon, we don't like the pony door!"
>sigh
>you open the door to let them out
>they stand on the threshold, then stop
>...
>after about ten seconds of waiting, you gently shove them out the doorway and close it.
>just as you sit down, you hear the sound of hooves scratching against the door
>>25447770
For the 13th time, if I let you out, people will SEE you. Have I told you, how bad people can be? It's why I never had a second cat or dog..... That mistake will not be made twice.Never actually lost my pets, but that doesn't make me less paranoid of it happening
>>25448428
fuck you Papyrusstop being so damn lovable
>>25449545
You're just a great pet owner. Keeping them inside when the really want to go out, just because you have abandonment and trust issues.
>>25448428
>>25448500
Didn't realize this was a cringe thread.
>>25447770
Alright, let me just get what we need ready.
>>25449587
to be honest, they don't stay out long either, especially the cat
>>25449545
>Have I told you, how bad people can be?
Yeah, they let out your Saint Bernard from your backyard when you're away from home and let it get run over.
Then when you try to fill the void with another one, people don't know how the new lock to your backyard gate suddenly goes missing just before the dog "ran away">mfw.
>>25449587
Not that Anon, but it's not abandonment issues, if your pet loves you as much as you love them they'll never leave you. It's trusting another human being to be decent, that's the first mistake.
>>25449569
This was the opposite reaction I was expecting
>>25449606
That's more like it
>>25449963
well there's still this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWoXEumwQXM
>>25449618
this expands the dong
nice leather leash that can also double as a whip for when they misbehave
>>25449963
>>25450011
I don't understand what undertale has to do with this thread. I mean, I've even played the game and enjoyed it, but it doesn't belong here.
>>25450472
They're just trying to derail.
>>25450033
You'd... you'd really whip these cute little innocent ponies? How could you, Anon?
>>25447770
But you just came it!
>>25451379
I'm not him, but first you'd have to get an object like that leash, or a whip. Then you would have to lash the whip at the ponies (the harder you lash them, the better). The power comes from your hips! When you feel like you're finished, make sure that they are bleeding, mostly unconscious and that they are crying uncontrollably on the cold hard ground. Once you are done, you HAVE to make sure that you get rid of the evidence (clean up the blood, make the place smell nice again), and shove them down into your cellar with the bare minimum amount of food and drinks that'll keep them alive. Rinse and repeat, and you have the perfect day of torturing ponies!
Oh wait.. you were just asking about how he could whip ponies.. Whoops.
>>25447967
Hello, you must be from /pol/. Care to take a tour?
>>25447770
Why can't you little fuckers just poop in the toilet like everyone else?
No! I already told you, if we leave the vault we will die. There are Chinese spies everywhere, everywhere! And they're plotting to destroy us. Just stay. We need to stay. In. The. Vault. Right here, where we stay, we stay until we die, because if we leave we will die.
Death is waiting for us. Here and everywhere. Unless we stay hidden. Hidden away where the fire can't reach us.
Yes, little ponies, we stay inside and we hide. Yes. Yes. Yes.
>>25451441
People like you are the reason I'd sacrifice everything up to and including my life to immediately destroy any and all portals to Equestria.
>>25451444
I hardly lurk /pol/ anymore... not since it blew up a few months ago. Mostly /b/ nowfambam
Anything even hinting at ponies acting like pets always reminds me of >pic related. I wish I didn't have to feel that feel.
>>25452444
Stop trying to make me feel!
My eyes accidentally touched some of this story, and even that was enough to cause severe injury to my soul.
>>25452444
please anon, i think you just did it
you killed me
>>25452444
Why would anyone make this?
>>25452444
Damnit anon, I just went through this with my dog, I can't deal with this shit.
>>25452444
HOLY SHIT I was not prepared for this.
>>25452444
>she kicked twilight
I stopped giving a fuck after that. If I had a dog (pony) and I found out that the person i was with kicked them they'd be on the street faster than you can say "its just an animal"
My dad kicked my dog 8 years ago and injured her leg to the point she would walk slightly off center for the rest of her life
I still refuse to forgive him for it.
>>25452444
Fuck, wasn't prepared for the big feels.
>>25453835
Wait
You fuck your dog?
>>25449178
My çat and my dog pulled this crap. When I installed the dog door all my dog did was dart back and forth through it until the day my cat just happen to be walking past it when my dog slammed into her. And my cat would do this thing where she would just like her head out the door but never really go outside
