Post random pone shit you've seen in places you shouldn't have.
Pic related is where compsci 101 office hours are held.
I need the thread of the police officer and guy on the train posted please.
>>25445134
I'm also interested in this.
>>25445112
> be me.
> junior in engineering.
> I do volunteer teaching at the local high school teaching coding.
> halfway into the class, a sperglord ADHD student (we've all met these people) comes up to me.
> "are you a brony?"
> fuck you nigga
"No"
> "really, because that keychain says otherwise..."
> I wear > pic related On my keychain at all times, no one notices, or no one cares.
> dafuq?
> "don't worry, bro, I gotchu. Bro hoof!"
> stop
> he punches me in the hand and runs to a computer.
> "do you know who dj pon-3 is?"
> [sweating intensifies]
"I have no idea who you're talking about."
> pulls up Bass Cannon on YouTube
> STOP
> plays full volume on a school computer, in the middle of class.
> "MY MOTHERFUCKING BASS CANNON."
> both bass and speghetti drop.
> STAHP
> he gets sent the principals office.
> teacher comes up to me
> "sorry about that. He's a pretty smart kid, but he seems latched onto that silly show for little girls."
> [sweating resumes]
"Yea, that must suck"
> my fucking face when
>>25445134
>>25445495
Feel free to check one of our many current cringe threads, faggot.
>>25445503
fucking based anon
B A S E D
>>25445503
Dat keychain
>>25445112
My Philosophy professor's Ponko desktop reflected off of the board one day
I'm pretty sure it was this one
>>25445503
>Doesn't even know Vinyl's real name
Great. He's a casual along with being an autist.
>>25445503
Nah I can one up that
>girl in my chem lab, pretty cute
>talks about ponies sometimes
>see her at a party one night, I'm drunk as fuck and ask her:
"Do you watch My Little Pony"
>SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>"Yeah! Your name is anon, right? Who's your favorite"
>wut.png
"Uhh, I l-like pinke"
>"Oh I love twilight because I love reading!"
>We literally talk about the show for the next hour
>I'm at a college party talking with a girl about FiM, what the fuck is happening?
>We start chatting in lab after that, become friendly
>One day we have downtime and she starts drawing a pony on the whiteboard
>It's fun at first, name her after a molecule we're synthesizing
>Then people start staring at us, giving me funny looks
>nervous sweating.jpg
>pretend to go to bathroom
>come back and sit at lab bench
>"Anon don't you want to work on Pentadiane more?"
"N-nah that's weird, I think I should watch my reflux more closely"
>She seems upset
>we don't really talk much after that
I hate myself.
>>25445646
SHE WANTED THE D ANON
THE
D
>>25445503
Dodged a fucking bullet there mang
Here's some more "in the wild" stuff, not OC.
>>25445735
fuck wrong pic
>>25445748
>r8rity
you had 1 job, truck driving brony.
>>25445700
She anon the D ?
>>25445646
>>25445646
FAGGOT!!!
MASSIVE FAGGOT!!!
>>25445646
>become friendly
>people start staring at us, giving me funny looks
>pretend to go to bathroom
Did you not learn anything from the show? You seemed to have made a friend and then dumped it because you we were worried about the opinions of other people. Depending on how long ago, you should try to finish that Pentadiane synthesis with her.
>>25445646
wow
>>25445678
>>25445700
>>25445996
I was scared of revealing my power level, but yeah I felt like a faggot afterwards.
Not only did I completely blow my chances with her, but I think I hurt her feelings as well.
I've never ever seen anything pony related outside of my computer screen, and it's been 3 years already
I live in a boring place.
>>25445646
You dumbass, they thought it was weird because of YOU! It was a pretty cute girl so it's fine, you joined in and they thought of you as odd. Also they probably gave you funny looks because they thought you liked her and tried to find her pony interesting. maybe they thought you were thirsty. You fucked up Anon.
>>25446019
>>25446048
Fuck guys, I was expecting to get laughed at which I'm fine with dealing with.
But you don't have to remind me how badly I fucked up. I know, I really do. Please don't make me feel these things again.
>>25446036
Dude, if your power level is revealed, either act like its no big deal or fucking own it. Who gives two shits about people in class thinking you're weird?
You probably didn't completely blow your chances with her. Just apologize and ask to hang out or something, see what happens from there.
>>25446082
Is it too late to hang out with her again?
>>25446097
>Dude, if your power level is revealed, either act like its no big deal or fucking own it. Who gives two shits about people in class thinking you're weird?
Literally this holy shit.
>>25446036
Is that the girl? I'm assuming so, she's looks alright. She could have been your college gf, you could have a great time together that either went serious or ended in heartbreak. The kind of love that left you with no regrets. She could have been the one.Also pegasisters probably would do anything to make you happy
>>25446082
Anon, please. Tell us its not too late.
>>25445646
You are shit
>>25446098
>>25446260
It was over a year ago, we've already graduated. I guess I still have her number but she's on the other side of the country I think.
>>25446315
She might not even like the show anymore, the only common ground you have are careers.
>>25446036
>be girl
>7/10 dude chats me up at a party
>says he likes ponies
>pretty ballsy and outgoing, appreciates my interests instead of being weirded out like the rest of the normies at the party
>try really hard not to drop spaghetti too much
>sperg out about ponies anyway
>he doesn't mind at all
>instant 9/10
>draw a cute pone with him during lab
>normies giving me looks and whisperin'
>couldn't care less about what others think
>it feels comfy to be putting myself out there
"HEY, WANNA WORK ON PENTADIANE MORE???"
>why.jpg
>spaghetti everywhere
>he gets weirded out
>i'll never reveal my power level ever againyou fucked up hard, anon. you could be banging her and watch ponies at the same time right now.
>>25446315
I'm sorry for your loss.
I'd ask you if you could call her as one friend to another to see how shes doing, but if you left on a negativeish note it might be a bit strange.
Still, she might appreciate a call from an old friend. Might give you some peace of mind as well.
>>25446036
Porn of Pentadiane when?
>>25446583
>tfw shes lurking here right now
>>25446690
fucking this
>>25446315
>>25446605
Go for this Anon. The worst it'll be is slightly awkward, the best, a remade connection. She'll appreciate the thought behind it, and if is still hurt by the incident, that you at least are trying to make up for it.
>>25445646
Anon, you heartless peice of shit. Damned be the spaghetti, you fucked up bad this time
>>25446690
Never change /mlp/, never change
>>25445503
I've always wondered why people sperg this hard, it just dosen't make any sense
>>25445735
>>25445748
>wrong pic
Thank god. Didn't want pony added to that cringefest in the first pic.
>>25449110
I'm convinced literally everyone in high school is a sperg by adult standards.
>>25449229
>middle school and high school
ftfy
>>25446690
Pentadiane the General when?
>>25445646
ANON YOU FUCKING NIGGER.
>>25450562
I bet of you, /mlp/.
Do not give me daily reminders of one of the dumbest things I've ever done.
I beg of you.
>>25449158
>yfw the owner of that car browses /mlp/
Not even joking, he occasionally posted on some cringy threads months ago.
>>25445503
Your fault for having the keychain desu.
>>25445646
>>25446082
>>25446690
>>25446823
Here ya go. You may have lost your 3DPD but heres a hot horse for you
>>25451120
Fucking based
>>25451120
You done good, anon.
>>25451120
Thank goodness that's out of the way.
>>25451120
unf
>>25451120
I don't know how to feel about this.
I regret posting the story. It should have been funny, it's been so long. But it's not funny. It's sad.
>>25451515
Everyone has regrets dude especially regarding stuff they could have done in school. Anyway sounds like if you REALLY wanted to you have an option to contact her and make things right. Sure it may be awkward and she may have a boyfriend, then again she might think its sweet and she may still be free. Either way you could gain a friend.
>>25452233
>remove twiggles
>>25452537
>All those (You)s
>>25451120
7/10 where's the horse pussy
>>25452537
>thinks carrying around a plushie is a sign of mental illness
>but browses /mlp/
I'm calling fake, the cop is OP and this never happened.
>>25452654
I think it was confirmed the two were on it together.
>>25446315
Call her you double nigger
My boss drew this. Obviously, he drew me as best pony.
>if youre reading this justin, I apologize in advance.
I like it. Boss is a 25yo manager at a Radioshack store and gives no fucks. Pretty chill dude. Catch up on the previous episode every Sunday.
Wait... if the chem Anon was that big of a fan of the show... then she probably posts here as well. What if... what if she sees this thread and reads what Anon posted... and sees her pony OC...
>>25452735
idk, but i do know that my gf of 4 years flipped her shit when I posted pictures of her on /k/, with no malicious intent of course.
>>25452616
>its implied.
Thebestkind of horse pusy.
>>25450664
What's wrong with the truck? It's got a pony sticker on the back window and unless people knew what it was they wouldn't even connect the vanity plate with anything.
>>25445646
Anon, you had the golden ticket in your hand and you fucking ate it.
>>25451120
More, please
>>25451120
Pentadiane is now best waifu
My dick demands more
I saw an Applejack figurine in a cubicle at work once. Obviously it was some woman's cube
When we're out and about my fiance always jokes with me and points out MLP clothes and hats... that little kids are wearing.
haha, yes dear. I am aware kids like it too.
>>25452735
>if the chem Anon was that big of a fan of the show... then she probably posts here as well
Not necessarily. Isn't /mlp/ sort of the black sheep of the fandom?
>>25452838
>mlp being black sheep
>not ponychan
>>25452844
People outside of /mlp/ barely even mention Ponychan.
>>25452885
>mentioning Ponychan
>ever
>>25445735
I want that had a life job ate it sticker.
>>25452733
I take it your name isn't Justin :^)
>>25452904
Jacob here
>>25452894
/mlp/ complains about it a lot. The rest of the fandom doesn't appear to know it exists.
If something bad happens, the fandom as a whole tends to blame either /mlp/ or Tumblr.
>>25452933
'cause its usually our fault
>>25452968
We usually take notice first. Whether it's actually our fault or not depends on what kind of issue it is. If someone's throwing a rage fit about a new episode or making porn of disabled children, then yes, it's usually us.
>>25445735
>THE LION MADE ME DO IT
I don't know why that's so fucking funny.
>>25452917
So you are a manslut?
>>25452770
>implying implied is better than witnessing winking mare vag
>>25451120
>>25451120
you glorious fucker
>>25451120
U-unf
>>25445503
Jesus that sounds a lot like this one kid in my computer science class. Are you by any chance in Utah?
This is my car
:3c
>>25454013
>work at sonic
>guy with luna shirt gets food. Husky with nexk beard.
>hand it to him. Since i try to flatter people and start conversations cause it normally leads t better tips
>mention luna is best princes
>he grunts. And keeps staring foreward.
>>25445112
>in a car show
>people drifting with their RC cars
>spot a yellow car with Fluttershy on it
Wanted to meet the guy but my previous experiences held me back. Bronies I met were legit spergs.
>>25445735
>I'm having an out-of-money experience
I know that feel all too well
>>25454013
and the most offending sticker is still the logitech one.
>>25452917
Good, you have good taste then.
>>25445646
Here, I'll share 2 of mine. You could always talk to her again you know. It's not too late. Even explaining you were just embarrassed by how people were looking at you.
1
>at bronycon because I knew some horsefuckers going
>meet a pretty cute.
>no hooves best I can do 7/10
>get to talking
>find out she's single
>find out she finds ponies sexy
>talk clop with her
>she said one of her goals is to watch horse porn while having sex
>we keep talking for months
>go hang out and grab some drinks one night
>had a few, feeling kinda buzzed
>she asked me what I find sexy in a girl
"Hooves"
>asks me if I'd be willing to date a girl without hooves
"No that's gross. Why would I ever do that"
>she laughs and agrees. Says how much she'd rather a stallion
>don't talk much anymore.
2
>met up with an old highschool friend
>she likes ponies too
>used to have a crush on me but I was dating a girl at the time
>talk about what we've been up to
>go to show her some pic of something
>thumb slips while showing her the phone
>see her face contort into confusion and cringe
>not sure why
>turn phone around
>pic of saucy rainbow dash in Panties
>spaghetti everywhere.
>pic related
>>25454240
>mfw I never tip at Sonic
Get a job at a real restaurant.
>>25454642
>that first story
I expected this to be a cringe thread, but not a rage thread.
>>25454642
D.. don't do that. Don't have these pictures on your phone.
>>25454642
>>25454013
>>25445646
>Spilling your spaghetti over funny looks from people that you have no reason to give two shits about
>>25454642
>first story
kill yourself my man
>>25454642
>le I only fuck horses maymay
Sure you do, pal
>>25455246
Cant hear you over 80 bucks a night hater
>>25456568
Not him, but whores earn way more than that, but it doesn't nake it a good job
>>25454516
If you mean worst taste, then sure.
>>25445503
> pulls up Bass Cannon on YouTube
> STOP
> plays full volume on a school computer, in the middle of class.
> "MY MOTHERFUCKING BASS CANNON."
> both bass and speghetti drop.
> STAHP
> he gets sent the principals office.
my sides were dropped
>tfw pushed away every horsefucker friend I've ever had because they can't control their spaghetti in public
I know I shouldn't really give a shit, but I've lost 5 different friends now because I can't handle their autism. This is very much a behind closed doors thing for me, and even casual mentions of it when it's entirely unrelated to the fandom make me extremely uncomfortable.
>>25456568
>80 bucks a night
>a lot of money
That's what, 25k a year assuming you work 6 nights a week with 0 holidays? Even then that's less than half the median household income in USA.
>mfw poorfag tries to act tough online
>>25456568
>unironically using the word "hater"
>>>/9gag/
>>25456756
Damn, I almost feel lucky now
>>25456964
nice story, except that your are going to get it for anthroI don't mind
>>25445646
>>25454642
>>25456964
Where the fuck are all these ponyfan grillsby which I mean adult ponyfan grillsand why do I never meet them?
>>25456964
>anthro
I'd say you'd dodged a bullet, but that's one of the few instances I've seen where the author managed to not make it look like total shit.
>>25457126
Probably college campuses, Reddit, and Tumblr, I'd wager.
>>25457142
B-but I don't want to go to those other webistes, 4chan told me it's bad :^(
>>25457264
>4chan told me it's bad :^(
Same thing with 3DPD, but apparently that's not enough to stop you with that, now is it?
>>25457126
I don't know, but just today at Uni I noticed that the girl who holds one of my courses (voluntary, so almost no people there) had mane 6 cutie mark tattoos. So after the course I waited until everyone else had left and after chatting over the exercises for a moment I mentioned her "nice tattoos". When she said they have a meaning and I made clear that I do know that, she talked a bit about how she associates her personality with some of the ponies' character traits and finished with thanking me (for the compliment I assume).
It was the first time I talked to someone not in my family about ponies in the two years that I've been watching this show. It went OK.
>>25445503
>"do you know who dj pon-3 is?"
Come on, all bronies refer to her as Vinyl Scratch.
>>25456964
What have you done
>>25453906
Nope, Eastern seaboard
>>25457126
I've only ever interacted with female fans IRL. I've seen bronies, but only from afar. I think girls are just a lot more open about their power levels though.
>>25445112
I don't have any pics, but in my library, there are two deskspaces where, one on a window blind and the other on the desk itself, some guy wrote in pencil: "R34 Fluttershy". Someone else wrote below: "Eww furry porn"
>>25456503
It's only a meme if you're a newfag or a casual
>>25456346
>>25455276
>being a pussy slave
Who cares about woms. Give me a fleshlight and some clop. I'll be fine
>>25457688
kill yourself my man
>>25456785
It's a decent job for a college kid.
>>25457688
>>25451120
I love you cunts
>>25451120
>>25457728
No u. You're the one who's a slave to the pussy
>>25454642
I feel like making people rage some more, so I'm going to add more detail.
1
>while drunk that night we talk about cup sizes and I find out she has d cups.
>Strange as she's not fat
>she asks me what I find hot about the ponies
>I proceed to exclaim that one of the things I like is their cute little crotch boobs
>how I've never been a fan of big boobs
>only realized the implications after i said it.
>felt bad, but hey, I was being honest.
>not like I was going to date her anyway.>no hooves
She actually recently said she's still into me. And would accept that my waifu is my waifu and wouldnt make me choose. She also would be down to use bad dragon toys.
So anyone else mad that I won't date her?
>>25458060
The fuck is wrong with you
>>25458060
:)
>>25458060
>>25458060
No, actually my man
Literally kill yourself my man
Holy fucking shit my man
Faggot
>>25458060
>>25458060
jesus fucking christ
just convince her to get breast reduction surgery
and then cut off her breasts and sew them back on above her pussy, it's not that fucking hard
>>25457688
Dude, your a master
but I bet you are sexy as fuck too arent you?
>>25458060
What else... I know there's more.
Ok, so.
>She's pretty fun
>enjoys shitposting
>pretty cynical
>She's pretty much old mlp as a girl
>including the lewd
>she'd send me lewd pics of horses while I was trying to make it through nocloptober
Do you know how hard it is to not clop when a cute girl sends you clop and says how your sexual frustration is turning her on? Fuckin hard.
>She's also a casual gamer
>likes the old school games a lot
>likes to cuddle too.
>we passed out drunk both cuddling my big plush
>2 horsefuckers 1 plush ^:)
>Woke up spooning the next day
>grabbed plush and replaced her
Girl 2
>played beerpong with at bronycon
>could keep up with me
>also enjoys cuddling
>super nice, volunteers often, family oriented, good girl
>isn't prude
>no hooves best I can do is 6/10.
>accepted I want to cum inside rainbow dash.
>still talked to me a lot after that incident
>>25458213
It may be bait, but the bait is real. I just want to see how many people hate me.
>>25458101
>>25458111
>>25458123
>>25458132
>>25458213
>/mlp/ can't fathom the idea that a guy isn't a total slave to his urge to pass on his genes
Not surprised in the slightest. Stay desperate, nerds.
>>25458336
>pass on his genes
fuck that, I just wantto be held at night
>>25458294
don't reply to this
I tend to spill spaghetti everytime I see or hear them mentioned and try to get out of there immediately
>>25446036
>inorganic chemistry
>Chromium(III) acetylacetonate cutie mark
>All drawn on the side of a fume hood
>nottoobad/10 grill drawing on it
Literally threw away waifu material there. What the fuck, man.
>>25458336
You're not alone anon
>>25458610
>wanting to turn a smart, motivated grill in a STEM field into a housewife
check ur privledge shitlord
>>25452537
>>25452654
>>25452674
This timestamp in the corner proves literally nothing. It was made about four weeks prior to the thread, which means anyone could use it without actually being a cop. Only the Berlin paper timestamp is valid, so op could be samefagging as the "cop", and in reality, be just some ordinary guy in Berlin who saw a guy carrying a Twilight plushie during his daily commute.
>>25459010
Then what of the other time stamp?
>>25459038
Did you not read the rest of my post? I said that the nwspaper timestamp is valid, but only proves that the guy lives in Berlin. There's still no proof that the guy is even a cop, since the cop uniform timestamp was made about four weeks before the thread, and addressed to /o/ instead of /mlp/.
>>25458336
But there's no reason not to give her the dick, anon is just being a faggot.
Seeing how other Anons are admitting to their beta failures, I guess I'll admit my own.
>be me, obviously
>buying pone merch in walmart
>cashing out, cashier is a 7/10 grill
>she looks over my pones and remarks that she doesn't recognize one of them
>I tell her that it (Blossomforth) was probably just some background pony
>she asks me if I'm a fan of the show
>ohpleasegodno
>pretend that I have no idea what she's talking about
>she's confused and excited at the same time, really spurging and pushing me to watch the show because it had great animation and really opens your eyes to friendship
>hnnngodpleasestahp
>I defend my powerlevel with pokerface vigilance
>I leave hinting that I would consider watching the show to which she happily assures me I will
>never see her again
One part of me withdrew into my shell because I wasn't sure if she wasn't just trolling me, trying to oust a horsefucker.
But the other part of me knew that there was nothing there between us besides a common enjoyment for pones. That and I'm ugly.
>>25451120
>>25458060
your loss
>>25460964
What did I lose? Not like we're not friends... what would I gain by dating her?
>>25462298
STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD I WANT IT TO DIE BECAUSE THAT STORY FUCKING TRIGGERED ME FUCKING HELL ITS SO GOD DAMN PATHETIC
IN
ALL
FIELDS
>>25462351
Which one?
>>25462364
The pentadiane one
>>25460527
>doesn't recognize Blossomforth
It's for the best, anon. You dodged a bullet. A very stupid, very casual bullet.
>>25462487
I saved that image. The lewd one, I mean. I even gave it a nifty title. 'Good Chemistry with Pentadiane'. Catchy, isn't it? Sounds like a late-night talk show or something.
Very late-night, if you catch my drift.
>>25462351bumpump
>>25451120
I honestly shouldn't be surprised at this point.
bump 2.0
>>25445748
wow what a pos of a paint job. Did he literally buy a can of spray paint and tried to paint his truck....
>>25446097
Second this guy, didn't the OP of the story say college? Everyone is like "Who gives a shit"
If it was Highschool it would be "Lets take that take that guy out in the bathroom so others dont see" BIG DIFFERENCE. Grow up and grow a pair.
bymp
>>25445646
Googling Pentadiane now brings up the porn along with the story anon posted about how he messed up.
Now theres a chance she'll find out about it all on her own.
Good job guys A+Please consider calling her, anon
>>25466290
Good job, lads
Somefag in Norman OK has rara buttmark stickers on his white altima and work(s)(ed) at east side homeland.
I'm watching you faggot, I know you're out there.
>>25466290
Too bad I made the whole thing up. The only thing that's true is the pony drawing.
Lewd Pentadiane
http://imgur.com/cAGfLZR
>>25466555
>Lewd trips.
Nice. My dick thanks you, anon.
>>25466555
>>25466555
>>25454013
Literal Valvedrone
>>25466555
>human vag
And to think, we could have had something of worth...
@25467247
#rude
>>25466555
ayy
>>25467247
>>>/out/
>>25466555
Yes
>>25451120
>>25466555
more pls
>>25466555
More Lewd Pantadiane
http://imgur.com/SqVTb0Y
>>25468482
muh dick
>>25468482
Holy shit, mang.
>>25468482
>http://imgur.com/SqVTb0Y
Ho HO HOOOOOOOOO!
>>25468482
>moar human vag
I DO appreciate your persistence. Just wish you'd go the extra mile, is all.
>>25469243
http://imgur.com/KNA9ZCE Is this any better
>>25469495
y she got da poo all over her cooter tho
>>25469243
Please shut up.
>>25468482
>>25469542
Nah. S'cool if you like what you get. I just want more. Blame Ariel.
>>25458394
same
>>25460527
Cashiers are the fucking worst. Every. Single. Time. They just can't leave well enough alone when you're buying faggy horse merch.
>>25451120
I did my best
>>25460527
>have the chance to make friends with a qt who's actually into ponies
>fuck it up because your a giant sperg
Holy shit kill yourself. Is everyone on this board a social cripple?
>>25471656
You're doing the lord's work, anon.
Good shit.
>>25471690
Where do you think you are
>>25456568
>80 bucks a night
>good
Im a bartender getting $9 an hour no matter what, plus tips. On weekends i usually walk away with over $150 in tips alone.
>>25462351
I legitimately feel bad for you, even though it's been days, I still cringe and can't help myself but to feel sad and emptyness while cringing. Damn nigga, just damn.
>>25451120
>>25451515
You may have lost the 3DPG that drew her, but you could always tulpa this sexy horse and treat her like you would've her creator.
>>25471690
Is that Linus Torvalds?
>>25446315
>>25445646
If I've learned shits from that show, it's that nothing seems more courageous than someone that comes back after awkwardly leaving.
>remind her of pentadiane
>chat up again, apologyze for the last time
>ask her if she wanna get some coffe or something
>watch the show with her
Aint that hard OP, ain't that hard.
