>"Damn it Anon! You had one job! Can't you be useful for once in your life you worthless pile of trash?"
Says the unicorn who can't make a proper spell, only levitate shit
>>25441985
Not exactly refuting her insult.
>>25441985
>"Y-yeah?! Well..a-all you can do is, like, float shit!"
>>25441977
I'm always going to be more useful than you will ever be considering the fact that you don't exist.
>>25441977
Can't you learn how to use commas properly, and also learn how to stop false-flagging with Best Horse?
>>25442080
Can you learn how to stop being such a faggot and see that Fluttershy is a better horse the white whore will ever be
>>25442134
>fluttershit
>ever
I'm sorry you're attracted to moeblobs because you have a hero complex that you will never, ever be able to fulfill, anon. It must suck being so weak and useless.
Well, unless you live in Equestria, anyway. Then you become a national hero for being weak and useless. Kinda like Fluttershy did.
>>25442148
Someone's salty. Sorry you have taste in a dirty whore who will cannocily try to seduce random soldiers to get information. Must suck to be in love with an unfaithful whore. At least my waifu is actually faithful.
>>25442324
>in love
Please. I admire Rara's drive. Seeing as how there isn't anything inherently immoral about sex, I'd say that she can fuck what she wants. I mean, she won't, of course, because the uneaten piece of cake is so much more tempting than the chewed-up mash and she knows this, but she can if she wants.
Sorry you're so desperate for affection that you have to latch on to an imaginary character who will never hurt your feelings.And who is also taking draconequus cockvag on the reg. Faithful, hah!
>>25442544
>Who is taking draconequus cockvag on the reg
You take that back
"Hey! I did that job! (though I do not know what it is)" Anon waves at the box on the table "It's not my fault that it's not pony sized. Now, I know you're a little angry over what happened to Sweetie Bell, but that wasn't my fault either, and the fire was put out pretty fast too. She wasn't badly injured, I'm sure she'll get better in time for your weekly brunch or something."
Rarity stamped her hoof again. "Sweetie can't serve tea with half her face in bandages! And her french maid's costume- nevermind! And worse, all that cloth was chiffon! Not only do I not get the shipment, but I've got to pay for it too! I'll never make the deadline now!"
>>25441977
Go fuck yourself Rarity, I've been studying for my Uni exams for the last month solid. 8 fucking hours a day in addition to everything else I have to do.
Fuck you, fucking bitch.
>>25441977
Your waifu is a shit.
Your waifu is a little piggy.
>>25441977
NO
>>25441977
Says pony chosen as /trash/ waifu.
>>25441977
Well, fuck you. I'm not going to be helping you in hard times when everyone else is busy, twat. Applejack is busy with Applebuck Season and I'm sure she'll appreciate my help more than you. Why the hell do you ponies even wear clothes?
>>25441977
I you want me to work for you, you should start paying.
Do you really expect me to be your fucking slave like Spike for free? Fuck you, I don't even find you attractive.
Eh, maybe later.
>>25441977
I'm not a useless piece of shit, spike is. I'm far better than that faggot ever is capable of being.
>says the white trash
Why is there such Rarity-hate? Did everyone here have bad high school experiences?
>>25445953
If they've been to high school, then YES.
>>25441977
Hey bitch, do I look like Spike? Talk to me like that again and I'll find him and shove him head first into your loose cunt.
>>25442324
>faithful
Yeah, but not to you.
>>25446931
>implying that isn't her fetish
>implying it wasn't her plan all along
>>25446999
Congratulations, ponies. You've made the "I'll put his head up your ass" threat from the Hancock movie make a weirder turn.
It's Rarity, doesn't all she have to do is just ask?
