>"Now it's time for the funnest part of the lesson... Calculus! Aren't you excited anon?"
>"Anon?..."
>"ANON WAKE UP!"
>>25441856
Twilight, I spent three years studying Calculus. If you don't allow me to sleep, I swear I'm going to shove you so hard through that chalk board that the treebary will EXPLODE.
>>25441856
I'm awake. What are we doing, differential calculus or integral?
>>25441856
Why don't you integrate the function of my belt so you can study the area below my waist?
>>25441856
>mfw took geometry all 4 years in high school and didn't pass until I dropped out and took it in night school
you've got more luck teaching a sloth to speak chinese, purple dumb.
>tfw in the bottom set for maths all my life
>thought i'd finally escaped it when i came to uni
>get stats out the ass instead
i mean with a lotta thinking its okay but it ain't easy
>>25441932
>Passed my three years of remedial math class all with 50-60%
Like trying to teach a legless man how to slowdance
>>25441856
twalot pls
can you teach me diff eq
I'm literally taking Controls and Thermo for like the 3rd time next semester
> be anon
> fuckin twalot won't let you leave until you learn calculus.
> she says its basic equestrian education.
> nigga you can count to 4, that's all you need.
> she gets up the the chalkboard and starts writing.
> "let's start with the basics, how about 4d manifolds?"
"The what now?"
> "now, anon, what are the Kirby moves?"
> oh shit nigga you know this.
"Jump, suck, spit, float."
> "uh, no. They're a series of moves to modify framed links in a 3 sphere. It's part of Kirby calculus."
> Kirby fuckin calculus
> you can't picture the little pink puffball doing any sort of intensive calculation.
> the door opens.
> Apple bloop, sweaty balls and mootajew
> "hai'a twailight!"
> that filly' accent is thicker than her sister's skin.
> geez, it's like you can smell the moonshine, guns, and football on her from here.
> "hey girls, how are you doing?"
> "not much, we just got back from school." Squeaky belt responded.
> "why don't you show anon what you learned, he looks pretty bored?"
> "boy do we!"
> crapple bloom comes up the the chalkboard.
> this will be good.
> is she going to tech you to count to 5?
> "tha Kirby–Siebenmann class is part of tha cohomology group thaht needs to be removed to make ah lineahr peicewahse 4D manifold function!"
> what the fuck are they teaching these ponies?
>>25442138
>what are the Kirby moves?
>tfw I actually thought what the anon in the story said
Jesus, I'm fucking dumb.
>>25441881
The fuck do you think, little bitch?
