>"Um... Anon? Are you sure this is what mares- I mean, females in your world wear?"
>>25440980
No Twilight, the bra is supposed to go over your ears.
>>25440980
Do you want your tits to look like deflated balloons when you're 20 like some fucking African tribal?! Do you?! Then wear the bra you fucking grape mutant!
>>25441063
>*she sobs*
>"Yes, Nonny... I'm sorry... Please don't hurt me..."
>>25440980
Did you come into this world completely clothed? Why are you surprised by this now?
>>25441101
Portal doesn't make underwear, she was going commando the whole movie.
>>25441101
>"You just answered your own question... I don't usually wear anything."
>>25440980
Does this imply that all ponies go commando in Equestria?
>>25441160
Nigga, they don't normally wear clothes.
>>25440980
Is it a custom in your world to ask for help then immediately question someone's ability to help? Cause its a pretty rude thing here.
>>25441160
confirmed by AJ in the season 1 finale ya tool.
>>25441168
But sometimes they do. Assuming that ponies shit and have to wipe wouldn't dresses become unsanitary and encrusted with horse shit after continual use due to lack of underwear?
>>25441218
>Assuming that ponies shit and have to wipe
>Not knowing that ponut's are self cleaning
>>25441275
>>25441275
>>not knowing ponies are self cleaning
you dont know about salt build up and froth do you?
>>25442068
Ponuts anon, not ponies
I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop
>http://pastebin.com/WxZkHGEZ
Never forget.
>>25440980
Yes the bigger the bra size the more important role you play in society, feel proud of being a C-cup your rival Trixie is only a B-cup.
>>25443473
Yeesh. That was such a terrible story.
>>25444215
Nice Trips.
I honestly was on board for the story until he started listening to what Anon's told him to write. Wrote himself into a corner and quit.
>>25444364
*Anons
>>25443492
>"Oh. That actually makes sense. I mean, Principle Celestia does seem to have seem to have the biggest bra size here. And then of course there's Rainbow. Thanks Anon. Wait. Does that mean that if you get more important you bra size will get bigger too?"
>>25444384
>Does that mean that if you get more important you bra size will get bigger too?
other way around, hun.
>>25444384
That's a story for another time Twilight but take pride in the fact that even though you're away from home you're still considered very important here.
>Twilight spends the rest of the day asking all female students their bra size to make a study in friendship important studies...
>Bon-Bon has to be restrained from giving Twilight a black eye when she boasts about her bigger chest size.
