"Wanna go to the fights, Anon? Sugarcube Robinson is fighting in the main event."
Green of Anon taking Spike to various manly/forbidden events behind Twilight's back and making Spike into a more mature character when?
>>25427611
>spike
>being a mature character
>>25427618
Here we go again.
>>25427611
Would Twilight say boxing is too violent for Spike?
>>25427611
Spike will finally turn buff and be a champion luchador
>>25427634
Determines he could use it as 'something to help him learn to defend himself' or 'to get to know Anon better' if he can't make it i'll watch mares box for my entertainment with or without him.
>>25427648
that would imply spike even is capable of being buff
>>25427664
He is
>>25427683
Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
all spike does is trip over himself and cry/whine he's a wimp and nobody likes him.
>>25427664
Hes a magical dragon, you just need to give him some sayajin training shit, then he turns into some king kong thing and I dont know, breaks Canterlot in half.
>>25427683
>Spike
>Buff
Are you of being of serious comrade?
>>25427700
he's not a dragon, he's a little lizard.
>>25427655
In other words, the mare version of foxy boxing.
>>25427735
>He's not a dragon
I'm starting to question whether you even actually watch the show.
You're getting to be as annoying as that "Censor the wings/Twilicorn will be gone in the finale" guy.
>>25427839
I know he's a dragon, that comment was supposed to mock spike sarcastically.
>>25427588
>Sugarcube Robinson
>Not Mike Bison
You disappoint me Spikey Wikey
>>25427839
Then stop responding to it, you dip. Validating it makes it crave more attention.
>>25427824
I would watch that / proper mare boxing
>tfw no more pony boxing threads
Spike, everytime you want to do something, it always ends the same way. You lead me to the CMC's empty clubhouse, come up with a lame excuse why we can't do the thing you were talking about, then ask me to take my shirt off. Are you fucking gay or what?
>You are Anon.
>You have your little brotastic brody bro Spike the dragon playing skip and not reading like a man should do.
>That's right, reading is for pussies, Except you reader.
>You look awesome, have you lost some weight?
>Have you been benching?
>Just look at your juicy from.
>But enough with the gay, you are only allowing yourself to that just 10 minutes a day.
>But that's besides the point.
>You and Spike have been spending time together.
>Like, every time you go to the castle to talk to book hoers and check out her "new assests" of books, he joins you.
>And while you don't want dweebs with you.
>You found out the terrible truth.
>Your little friend doesn't have someone to play with that doesn't have a vagina.
>This was something that you don't forget.
>Growing up with a big brother and surrounded by women is very boring and hard to live with.
>You swored to yourself in front on GrandPapppy Anonymo, that you would play with your son all the time that you have free if he doesn't have any friends.
>And while Spike is not your son, you may give him a chance.
>You remember that the first thing that you did together was to show him how to shave.
>Then you learned that he does not grow hair, but thanks to sperglord, you show him the ways of the man and shaving.
>He was covered with tiny cuts around his mouth.
>Then the two of you went to the hoofball sport event.
>The Stallions of Fillydelphia won that game.
>You grabed Spike and tosh it to catch the ball.
>He tackled two colts, but he got the ball and thanks to your human height and force, you got it signed for all the players.
>Just have to kick some fucker for it.
>It is good that this ponies are push-overs.
>You think that it is time to show your little Somepony something about lakes, rocks and fishes.
>You and PoppAnon had a very good chat that day.
>He only called you a faggot 5 times.
>Maybe it was time to call him that.
>Your train of thought is interrumped by a bump.
>You turn around and see an orange pegasus with blue pointy hair.
>You look as his left wing is covered with bandages.
>Behind him is a filly with black coat and purple mane and tail.
>She has a patch on her left eye.
>Maybe they are lost.
"Hello good fellow, how can i help you?"
>You put your best smile.
>You don't want to upset Spike and give him a good example.
>"What can you help me with, is by killing yourself."
>Eh?
>Is it cupcake's day.
"Wait, what do you mean?"
>The orange pegasus exales with a lot of force.
>You look as he stands, ready to attack.
>"I mean the day of the game, thanks to you and that stupid change room door, my whole left wing got trapped and crushed to dust!"
>Wow.
>Fucking doors are mortal.
>"And this little girl almost lost her eye, thank's to that purple bucking lizard."
>"Hey, stay away! leave me alone!."
>You look at your little friend.
>He floating with the power of that filly.
>She is twisting the shit out of him.
>You have to do something about this.
>While thinking, you are tackled by that ugly hoers.
>"You like that big freak."
>He starts to stomp on you.
>You took the defence mode and roll yourself.
>He continues with his attack, he is quite strong.
>He and the filly have you and Spike on the wall.
>"That right, that's were you belong, in the dirt, like the freaks you are."
>...
>You are Anonymous the human, and you are starting to get piss.
>"Just like the freaks and errors you are, you will be deleted, you should be happy."
>You blood is burning.
>"Why don't we start with that excuse of dragon first and the this bucker from here."
>"On the way daddy!"
>This fucking ponies.
>THIS FUCKING PONIES.
>As fast as a kenyan runs from a lion you get up.
"Stay way from my son fucking ponies!"
>You say as you grab that pegasus fucker and you slam it on the ground with all your force.
>You heard him yelp in pain.
>Just to be sealed it slaming yourself on him.
>>25428940
Sugar Ray Robinson > Mike Tyson.
Anthro boxing?
>>25432439
links?
>You stand up and grab the now unconscious welp of a father.
>And with all you strenght you chunk him to his daughter, sending her flying to the bushes.
>You catch Spike just before for the two others get up.
>You and Spike are facing the two ponies.
"Spike, this is another thing that you have to learnd by practicing."
>"What is it, dad?"
>You watch Spike and see in his eyes full determination and passion.
>You feel a jolt of energy flow through you.
>Is this the feeling that you dad got everytime you got that look?.
"It is time to learn, how to kick ass"
>You are Anon and you are with Spike on you way home.
>You have found that Spike is full of strong atributes.
>And with atributes, you mean sharp teeth.
>You haven't seen a wing getting that damaged like that.
>You arrive with you now official son to the castle of your fiance.
>"Hello Honey, hello spikey..."
"Hello love..."
>"Hello Twilig-"
>"SPIKE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
>Oh god, why didn't you watch this coming.
>"Why are you covered in dust and scratch!?"
>She looks at your.
>"Anonymous..."
>The room is turning cold.
>Why does she have purple mist on her eyes.
>She has purple eyes, not green.
>"WHAT. DID. YOU. DO. TO. MY. SON."
>AHA!, YOU FUCKING CALL IT!. SHE SEES HIM AS HER SON.
>In your brain you are dancing awesomely and all but in real life you are worried.
>How should we tell her.
>Oh hey, we got ganged by a cripled and her superstrong daughter.
>"It wasn't his fault, Twilight."
>"They attacked us first."
>Said your dragon son to his mother and prontly you wife.
>If she doesn't kill you first.
>They talk about what happened.
>She seems more calm now.
>The settle and you all go to dinner.
>Everything went well.
>You are in your room right now with you pony waifu.
>You are cuddling with her.
>"Hey Anon?"
>You are awaked by Spike.
>You silently walk out of the room.
"What is it spike"
>You say with a slow and down voice,He seems fidgy.
>"Thank's for today, and being with me."
"No problem Spike."
>You and him are silent.
>You try to go back to your room.
>But then you feel him hugging your legs.
"Spike?"
>"Just one more thing Anon."
>His voice is breaking a little.
>"C-can i still call you Dad?."
>This catch you unguarded.
>You felt this coming since the time you bought that wedding rings.
>You move Spike away a little, he looks dejected.
"I just need to dock."
>Now in his hight you grab him and surround him with a big hug.
>This is one of the moments that dad and granpa told you about.
>Your voice is now falling.
"Of course you can, son"
>He is tremblimg, just like you are.
>Both of you are streaming liquid pride from your eyes.
>You don't have word to describe this feeling.
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you are watching the stallion and man of your life hugging and calling your son as his and Spike calling him his dad.
>You got feelings with Anon, lot of them since you started dating.
>But now is comfirmed.
>This is the end you wish you would had.
>You getting back to your bed.
>But in you curiosity you find two little boxes.
>They were in Anon's jacked.
>You wonder what is it.
>>25428940
>Mike Bison
>Mike
>M
>M. Bison
I wanna see that kind of fight.
>>25433897
>>25434200
interesting
Spike bumps into Sugarcube and tells him he wants to be a boxer.
