Ponies are
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colorful
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cute
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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sexy
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For sexual
Dubs
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Cute on the outside, Mentally broken on the inside
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not real
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Spike lovers.
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Not for sexual.
for sexual
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>>25427266
time to shut it all down
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in Paris
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for little girls
For hugging.
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Small horses
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innocent
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the gallows.
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"Ponies are for cuddles, Twi."
>"What?! Where'd you hear that from, Anon?"
"I came up with it on my own. Makes pretty good sense, when you think about it..."
>"Nonsense, Anon. We ponies have a much greater and richer destiny than being snuggled and hugged all day!"
"Sure, and all that comes afterwards. Doesn't mean you guys aren't good at science and magic and junk. You're just...made for cuddling, s'all."
>"That...That's ridiculous."
"Take a minute. I understand if you need someone to hold you for a moment, the feeling must be overwhelming."
>You stretch your arms out to the purple pony, but instead of a warm hug, a hard hoof slaps your hands away.
>Which is to say it was more of a love-pat.
>Still, it was kinda surprising. Twilight's usually logical.
>Y'know, except for those moments when she isn't.
>This is starting to look like one of those times.
>You scoot closer to her, and ensnare her in your long arms.
>Her cries of protest and anger fall on deaf ears as you hold her close to you.
>"ANON! GET OFF OF ME!"
"I understand, Twilight. I'll hold you as long as you need."
>"DAMNIT, ANON!"
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born with central nervous systems
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Sadly some of them had to get theirs removed for a year to improve their moral fibers.
>>25430897
that was a really weird thread, even for /mlp/ standards
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retarded
>>25430991
Fucking awesome, that's what it was. No central nervous system beats removed skin and upside-down eyes, hands down.
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Big guys
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