Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
If there's something that has been a near-constant in Twilight's life, it's been keeping close to home waiting upon some say-so or suggestion to go anywhere. She's rather goal-oriented, and loves to test herself, but even with the fascination she's held for places further off than the Canterlot-Ponyville region, she doesn't seem to make time to travel. Perhaps it's just that she feels bound as a princess to stay available when she can, or lately it might simply be that she doesn't want to be too far away from the map, since it doesn't seem to operate on any predictable schedule. But wouldn't it be nice to go on a travelling adventure of her own?
>>25422228
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColts
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25425956
I love it when the ponies make that happy face
>rape
Pony rises unsteadily onto her hooves, knees wobbling, musters another, shriller squeal before trying to ram you again, this time bouncing off your thigh and flopping over onto her back, squealing.
>That preview.
>Those houses.
This is going to be a fun episode.
>>25425987
have I done something to offend this pony?
>>25425840
I made the snout smaller
>>25426003
oh god you removed her horse
>>25426003
YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
>>25426003
not enough pony now
try again
>>25425984
Grape?
>>25426003
>every single fucking day this bitch just stands there and gives me this stupid fucking look on her face
>>25426028
I want to justgo do normal things with pones, I bet they'd be fun to be around.
>>25422898
>>25426003
Oh man, look at that "seriously faggot?" expression.
She looks like she just caught me tugging it to foot fetish porn.
What will you do during the hiatus?
>>25426056
OH NO IT'S A GRAPIST
>>25426061
Same thing I do when it isnt hiatus.
>>25426056
those poor fillies
filly wants to go extreme ponying with you
>Joe Rogan will never VA in the show.
getting your pony pregnant again
>>25426111
holy shit how adorable
>>25426111
Is dat some rumblescoot?
>>25426111
what the fuck, that stallion's not me
>>25426133
well not yet
>>25426131
it's a cute ship.
even if the fandom kind of...ran with it.
>>25426140
poor celestia
but luna has the same problem so she will have to wait
hot wet kisses with celestia
her big musclar horse tongue slithering around in your mouth
>>25426140
>>25426187
>tfw you will never have your own little pregnant pone to take care of
>>25426230
>her big musclar horse tongue slithering around in your mouth
And thenin my ass?
then in my mouth again!
>Hey anon, remember me?
>>25426251
hey Sweetie Belle, here for another afternoon quickie cuddle?
>>25426251
Yes that's my waifu.
>You'll never gun down a bunch of infidels in Paris for Celestia
>>25426251
you've grown
would you
>>25426278
you have a very tiny waifu
Pony hesitantly slips its legs into the harness you got for it, blushing as you buckle it in. Pony strains against the confining leather, squealing gently as its heart begins to pound in its throat; unable to move more than an inch. Pony gasps for breath as you bring the gag and blindfold up to its snout, calming as you pet its ear gently.
behold
>>25426300
it's just horse gear, what the hell pony calm down
OH SHIT I HADN'T NOTICED TODAY WAS FRIDAY THE 13TH
Well, for 17 minutes still.
>>25426309
IS THIS THE OFFICIAL PONY THREAD
>>25426342
Yes.
To get in you need the official pony horse membership card signed by one of the princesses.
>>25426307
why cry
>>25426251
i want to do little kid stuff with adult sweetie belle
>>25426342
YES
>>25426361
she seems like shed' be the type of mare to never feel too old to do kid stuff
>>25426391
Just like her sister.
>Listening to that pony Christmas album
>Applejack's song talks about family not being able to be there
Oh...
>it's a cute pony episode
>>25426423
my favorite
>>25426419
>>25426391
she seems like the type of filly to never feel too young to do adult stuff
>>25426442
well she probably likes to do filly stuff, but you wouldn't be interested in that
>>25426453
if i was a filly i'd want to be in an adorable lesbian relationship with another filly
girl/girl love is the only pure love
>>25426472
you'd have to have a pure love for someone to want to lick their snatch
>>25426472
all ponies are fillies at heart
>>25426538
yeah, shit's going down, border's closed, all that business
stay safe folks
>>25426472
>girl/girl love is the only pure love
Remember how that Arthur spin-off show called "Postcards From Buster" got shitcanned because one of the episodes mentioned that lesbians exist?
Like, they didn't even show up in it or where the focus of the episode. One of the characters mentioned that they had a mom and a step-mom, Buster said “That’s a lot of moms!”, and that's all it took to drive right wingers into a frenzy.
>>25426548
9/10 this is just a thing the government pulled to find a reason to close the borders and instill more hate in an already xenophobic states in the EU.
>>25426555
buster and arthur were ass buddies
>>25426510
big pony and little pony love is so beautiful
>>25426555
>2005
>shows are shat on for mentioning gay characters
>2015
>shows are shat on for not having gay characters
where did we go so wrong
>>25426538
it's the religion of peace
i guarantee it
>>25426581
well, you guys aren't really
you know
in any position to judge
you don't know shit about peace
>>25426578
>that little pony starts spouting her bullshit again
>gently push her back into your pocket with one finger
>>25426548
>>25426538
>Expect it to be some small isolated shooting
>Terrorists are actually going through some building and systematically shooting everyone
Holy shit.
>>25426589
haven't you learned anything about friendship?
>>25426592
We don't have them often but at least when WE do them we do things efficiently!
Which really makes me think about the fact there must be something more behind this.
>>25426594
princess no
princess
don't hate me
please
I love you
>>25426591
>not giving her a tiny piece while you eat a larger piece in front of her
>>25426592
I'm so glad they are letting all this good muslims into our countries.
>>25426592
>the mudslimes are getting closer to me
guys I'm scared
>>25426592
Yep, confirmed shootings/suicide bombings at a stadium with France-Germany football match, an Eagles of Death Metal concert and some shopping centre. Around 60 killed confirmed and rumours are they are now killing hostages one by one.
>>25426538
>this happens in light of all the refugees pouring into germany, france, and other european countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M
45 dead, by the way
hostages are on social media talking about hostages being executed 1 by 1
>>25426565I don't understand why you care so much about what some 19 year old kid from Venezuela thinks about the world
>>25426643
>hostages are on social media talking about hostages being executed 1 by 1
Man, I hope they AT LEAST took a selfie.
>>25426644
>yfw there was someone on french tv saying this happened because of people not treating refugees right
not him, though
>>25426644
some people just like to shitpost!
>>25426644
>You should never ever comment on anyone's views at all if you do so you're bad person
>/pol/ was right AGAIN
every time
>>25426592
>at least 40 dead.
>multiple suicide bombings.
>hostages taken and being shot at while they lie on the ground.
sheeeit
ALOHA SNACKBAR
https://twitter.com/RobLowe/status/665302236419850240
come laugh at all the replies with me
>>25426653I only care about cute French boys
>>25426666I'm not saying that. I just don't know why you care. Outside of drawing cute ponies sometimes I don't get how anyone could have the strength to care about what some teenager is blogging about. I don't even know how people can give a fuck about blogs and stuff, but whatever.
MMMH WATCHA SAY
>>25426684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
>>25426680
Shame that Moonbeam City is so bad
ﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺﷺ
huehuehue
>>25426680
Holy shit, what a fucking idiot.
>>25426251
She's racist!
>>25426682
>Why do you care so much
I don't really care that much all I did was reference a post he made on tumblr.
I do care in the sense that his views are popular, but I don't really care that much about him.
You know, for some reason, I can't bring myself to care about this. I guess this hurts a lot and I can't let my defenses down.
But yeah, I fuck french people, dude.
>>25426689
I tried to give that show a chance.
Watched the first episode and only laughed at 2 or 3 jokes I think.
Pony is the superior show.
>>25426737
I couldn't care less either
I'm just sitting here laughing at everything
it's amazing how even a terrorist attack with triple digit deaths isn't enough to get SJWs to stop parading their shit
Would you say the males in Equestria are treated as inferior to the females?
filly filly filly filly rockin everywhere
>>25426763
maybe a little
but it's kinda a turn on for them
We gonna be under attack soon. This is just the beginning.
>>25426743
thanks lowqualitygifanon for showing us how much worse the world could be
>>25426777
found you miss new filly get it together then bring it back to me
>>25426743
What did he mean by this?
>>25426797
Dash wants to stay up all night and play PONY VIDEO GAMES
>>25426797
No problem.
>>25426813
I will body her in Ultra Pony Fighter IV!
>>25426793
don't worry
i'm sure the princesses will protect us
that is their job, right?
>>25426813
What does Dash wants to play?
Equestria 2Homeworld 2
Commare and Cuddle Red Tummy 2
Sins of a Equestrian Empire: Rebellion
Boop II: Tartarus on Equestria
Hotline Mareami 2
Shovel Diamond Dog
Unreal Tourmarement 2004
Quake
Colt Fortress II
>>25426853
I want to be inside the colt fortress.
So, this happened.
>>25426813
She should play this.
http://outpost.mlpg.co/
>>25426870
Fake and gay.
>>25426853
Never played 2004. Heard it's the best.
>>25426813
Somebody said WOLFPUNCHER?
WOLFPUNCHER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgMb9pEMqD8
>>25426870
>vladimir putin annouces war against united states
I thought I recognized his voice, De Lancie is a VA for one of the new characters in the starcraft xpac
>>25426909
No shit? There's a QToss?
filly keeps trying to get into the hardcore minecraft scene
>>25426920
yeah he voices one of the new villain types who you end up siding with, not done with the campaign yet so don't know how it turns out
>>25426891
i dont know what side i want to be on.
on one hand russian bestiality laws are pretty lenient but on the other hand you cant be super gay
>>25426929
>hardcore
>minecraft
filly you're so adorable
>>25426947
I sometimes wish I was born Russian.
>>25426947
>you can fuck horse but only mare
i can live with that
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8b6107W.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>25426984
I am Russian, feels good.
>Wanting to be cold and miserable
>>25427000
Is it true the Moscow underground can survive the bombs?
>>25426947
this sounds like a truly difficult dilemma for mlpg
Pony comic
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #25
Barbara Kesel (w) • Brenda Hickey (a) • Tony Fleecs (c) • Brenda Hickey (Subscription Variant cover)
Rainbow Dash wakes up to discover that here wings have VANISHED! It’s up to the relatively newly-winged Twilight to help her friend find out the source of the mysterious occurrence.
what is putins stance on turbo neets?
>>25427008
It's potential, depends on the bombs but it's quite well made. Metro series use that idea.
france is burning
>>25426929
That's a thing?
>>25427046
France is being consumed by a firestorm. The tower has been destroyed. All planetside facilities destroyed.
>>25427046
soon my friends
soon
>>25427046
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
IT'S 2015
>>25427014
>rainbow dash is an earthie
HAH AH AH AH AHAH AHAHA HAHA
OH GOD THIS IS POETIC JUSTICE
Is Prance ok
>>25427003
When the weather outside is frightful
>>25427046
You hear that sound
It's the sound of millions of marching boots
>>25427046
dude, sheesh. it's just like 60 people.
Do you have any idea how many people died in the last hurricane/earthquake/flooding/etc?
Come on. At best you could say "There is a problem in Paris right now" but France?
Nah man. Nah.
treat this like a very efficient american mass shooting or something.
>>25427066
>IT'S 2015
calm down there john oliver
>>25427094
I fucking love scarves.
>>25427105
why the fuck are you comparing a terrorist attack with a natural catastrophe?
also it's at 100+ now i'm pretty sure
>>25427014
imagine how many bits a brony creep would pay for just 15minutes alone with rainbow dashes wings
Do you think the Canterlot and Manehattan sports teams are rivals?
>>25427105
>Do you have any idea how many people died in the last hurricane/earthquake/flooding/etc?
I know you're just messing around but it's funny that actually zero people were reported to have died in that massive hurricane that hit Mexico like a month ago.
>>25427098
>>25427066
>ignore all the warning signs and unemployment rate
>the french leaders practically let them in
>took part in "liberating" Libya back in 2011, arguably the one country that is prevent the Europe mass illegal immigrant.
You guys are fucking morons. Deal with your leaders that letting/causing this to happen before you deal with the immigrant.
>>25427105
It's a coordinated attack on multiple places with placed explosives and multiple gunmen.
Go fuck yourself.
>>25427136
>also it's at 100+ now i'm pretty sure
yeah okay, it's about 100something but hey
come on
it's not that bad
it's just some guys exploding stuff and killing people and having fun
>>25427123
I wish it were winter more often in Ponyville so they'd get to wear them and other cute winter stuff more often.
>>25427105
>it's just like 60 people.
140.
Also,
>comparing an attack supposedly from ISIS with natural catastrophes
>>25427157
islam pls go
>>25427172
WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE NICER
NICER
NICERSHH JUST COME
4chan's going to be intolerable for at least a day and a half
>>25427185
I don't think anyone will notice a difference, honestly.
>>25427157
oh fuck off
>>25427147
the problem is that the fucking retarded masses will still defend the refugees because the media will tell them to, even after seeing the consequences with their own eyes
there's no winning with this shit
>>25427159
We still barely get to see any winter coolness
>>25427141
the canterlot unicorns are going all the way to the superbowl this year, i just know it
>>25427185
/trash/ has no political discussion at all, just plain good ol' horrifying furry and pony porn
its the new cool place to hang out
>>25427228
>horrifying furry and pony porn
what are you, a puritan?
>>25427228
a year ago i'd expect it to end like /fur/
but it seems like japanese moot is actually serious with this one
>>25427228
Finally, a place where you can find dickgirl anthros AND dickgirl ponies in the same thread!
>>25427236
i enjoy the futa pony anthro diaper general but i am not in denial that it is horrifying
>>25427218
do you think rarity's dad played professionally?
which team did he play for
>>25427159
Not too many winters, or Dash would run out of factories to destroy
>>25427258
>he actually played for the colts
Poor rarity, she is the official france pony
>>25427105
Kek, no but seriously man, this shouldn't happen in a first world western city. 140(+) people died over the course of an hour or two. Out of left field.
It'll be an interesting news day tomorrow.
>>25427192
It fucking blows my mind how everyone saw this coming in FUCKING Sweden and they still blindly follow the media with "DIVERSITY" bullshit and not looking at shit like the mass unemployment or how the youth couldn't even get a fucking job and move to Germany. I don't blame the illegeal immigrants for coming to Europe to get a better life but for fuck sake, the leaders are ass in the head retarded and giving them handouts /ignoring the problem while the media, as you say it, promote and flaming the diversity bullshit.
Bubble Berry and Lightning Blitz pranking a friend with a giant novelty dildo
>>25427185
the real world terrifies me and im not happy unless im hiding under my blankets and plugging my ears
>>25427185
This touches you, anon. It could be you.
>>25427265
>Mid-Atlantic accent
>Pony of France
nice bait
>>25427284
What I'm saying is shitposting's going to be more /pol/ flavored than normal. And not the fun kind of /pol/. The /b/ kind of /pol/.
>>25427258
rarity's parents are wonderful
>>25427312
And what would that be?
Angry comments directed towards Muslims? People wanting to do something about this obvious epidemic?
>>25427193
At least she's getting more creative with what she blows up
>>25427312
You're fueling a non-existant flame, and using buzzwords. it looks like you're the shitposter here
>>25427325
what are you even talking about
>>25427321
Do something to the people that is letting this happen because even if you decided to take your anger out on the muslim, the people, usually the country's leader, that cause this problem will just do this again and again and again.
>>25427328
I don't know, I just wanted a reason to post that picture
I love Dash
>>25427306
>this touches youI WANNA BE YOUR SISTER
>>25427325
EXPLODING
VAGINA
>>25427306
>family jokes that it would never happen to me since i am neet who never leaves the house
fuck you ya bunch of rotten cunts
I'm hungry.
>>25427344
>fluttershy sees anon without shirt on and her vagina instantly explodes
>these keeps happening with other ponies too
>its a serious problems
>>25427362
Vaginas violently exploding into a torrent cum
>>25427355
hi Hungry, I'm Marble
>>25427386
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why is MarbleMac so cute?
>>25427407
the size and age difference makes it ultra unf
>>25427386
https://derpibooru.org/1020994
Marble a cutie
>transported to Equestria
>lost, kinda scared, not sure what just happened. You were jerking to some pony stuff when this suddenly occurred
>wandering around in your boxers as the night starts to fall
>go towards an open area, allows you to see anything that might be lurking around in the growing dark
>see a lantern in the distance
>Finally, some civilization. It looks like someone's carrying it. You start to approach... then notice that it's quite a bit taller than you thought
>Suddenly, you see a pair of green eyes flash your way. Shit... shit shit shit... it's very tall, probably 3 to 4 feet over your head... and big.
>Freeze up as it starts to slowly approach
>As it draws near, you see that it's a giant Diamond Dog... and, judging by the eyelashes and proportions, a girl.
>She leans down to get a closer look at you. You're not sure if she's smiling or not, but she pets your head with a thumb. Her thumb is literally the size of your head.
>She wraps a hand around your midsection, then picks you up. She hangs her lamp on her helmet, then starts walking away. She seems particularly interested in your smell and petting your head.
Wut do?
>>25427424
that head dont match that body at all
>>25427414
Mac probably isn't that much older than Marble
>>25427414
What age difference? She's maybe 5 years younger, at most
>>25427439
>mac is 21
>marbs is 15
that is pretty huge and unf how the family all accepts it
>>25427456
hot
>>25427430
that's kinda cute actually, more?
>>25427491
fuck off
>>25427539
>stop liking what I don't like!!!
shut up
>>25427542
you have a board literally made for your awful fetish shit
go there
>>25427548
shut up
>>25427551
no ^:)
quieter, please
pony is sleeping
>>25427275
Well, to be fair, if you speak out publicly against these issues there's a good chance you can get fired or publicly shamed.
>>25427572
wazzat?
pony is beeping?
did you try unplugging/plugging her in?
>>25427579
And this is something else that annoys me. Political Correctness is pretty much preventing the euro police from doing their job because arresting immigrants that are drugging kids to become their sex slaves or doing other illegal shit is consider racist. Ironically, this will fuel more racism towards the immigrants because the police aren't doing anything stop them.
>>25427597
Mine didn't come with a plug so I put one in
Now she's angry and yelling at me to take it out
Pinkie isstinky
Claim your waifu before someone claims it for themselves! I claim speedy blue!
>>25427758
Son of a bitch.
>>25427758
Coco a best.
>>25427758
>>25427766CHUCKIE GREY, HE'S OKAY
BUT WHERE'S HIS FUCKING NECK?
>>25427766
OUT OF THE WAY PINK HORSE, YOU'RE HOLDING MY WAIFU!
>>25427758
The Acid is mine!
>>25427806
Do you really like DJ Acid are you just funposting?
Filly wants a filly snack.
>>25427826
We're out.
Filly wants a filly smack.
>>25427826
All we have left are saltines and fruit-gushers, but they're old and melted together.
>>25427819
Of course!
She's so sexy and fun.
>>25427758
Wife
>>25427826
Give filly some filly smack.
>>25427838She's just the right size, but I'm not a fan of futa really.
Colt wants to go to Paris.
>>25427850
We need more pones in skirts like that.
>>25427758
I'll take Apple Bloombecause nobody else would
>>25427878
Drop him off the top of the Eiffel
If Pegasus; Cut off wings and drop him off the top of the Eiffel
>>25427906
I would have if I saw. She's the best
>>25427952what happens if pony drinks the potion?
>>25427850I wonder how many genital piercings that punky purple has.
>>25427970
pony gets big
>>25428005
I wanna feed pony the potion
>>25428015
but she's already an apple
>>25428019
But she could be so much more!
>>25428015
Please don't, unless you have explained the duration and nature of the potion to the pony and gained their agreement.
>>25428050
Of course I'd ask first! I'd never do anything like, say, spike the punch at a pony party or anything. Who do you take me for?
Do you dare enter Twilights magical cocoon of farts?
>>25428043
I want to enter that pony's apple
>>25428062
Good, as that many big ponies would simply be unmanageable. While it is obviously not "the same thing" it would be much more preferable to get yourself shrunk at a pony cuddle party. Then you could enjoy the company of as many large ponies as you like without the destructive effects.
>>25428109
>not even text anymore
put in some effort
>You're telling me Anon, there are humans that burn books?
>And they destroy your relics?
>How can they show such disrespect to knowledge and the past?
>What sort of person does that?
>>25428137
I never post text with that particular image anonymous as its perfectly good at conveying what I want to get across
>>25428112
While what you're suggesting doesn't sound unpleasant by any stretch, abigpart of the fun is watching them grow.
>>25428149
humans are terrible, basically
