Be chill and post ponies.
>>25422758
This shall now be an Applejack thread
>>25422909
The way it was always meant to be.
>>25422909
applejack is good pony
>>25422909
That's applebloom.
>>25424054
>implying appul is cute
Where the applefags at?
>>25426757
Trying to undwind and relax. Been doing so much homework
>>25426757
Not an airbag Applefag, but I like your thread and the pony
>>25430412
>airbag
stupid autocorrect
I love how much love AJ has been getting lately
>>25426757
right here friendo
Find a cuter gif than this
>Protip
You can't
>>25431598
a-apples
>>25422758
this is nice and all, but where da greens at?
>>25424015
jesus god damn fuck muh heart
>>25431610
No Idea, but I'm glad the Apples are back.
>>25431708
AJ a cute
requesting more scarf
don't die
>>25432497
this
>>25434721
Seconded
>>25431561
I finished my depressed appul green for a thread, but it's been archived.
would you guys like to read it?it's tastelessly sad.
>>25437902
Sure anon. Why not.
>>"No, no, no, no, NO, NO—"
>The panicked farmer sprinted towards the statue, clawing at her beautiful golden hair in ugly tufts.
>Her well-worn stetson fell out of her head and plopped sadly on the concrete floor.
>She paid no mind.
>She was too busy palming at the base of the statue, groping at the magic that wasn't there anymore.
>>"Consarn it, why ain'tcha workin' no more??!"
>The panic in her emerald green eyes were absolutely palpable.
>If only anyone from Ponyville could see her now.
>They'd remark at how this was all very much unlike her.
>Sure, she got a little too emotional every now and then — even shed some tears when the occasion called for it.
>But wanton panic was something the Element of Honesty was simply not known for.
>That'd be scandalous, indeed.
>Rarity would never let Applejack live it down. Maybe even spread the gossip to other ponies around Ponyville.
>Applejack desperately wanted to see ponies gossip again.
>>25437963
>Seconds became minutes. Minutes piled on high enough to reach an hour.
>Clouds began gathering about, losing a drop of rain here and there.
>Applejack continued to palm at the portal.
>Tapping. Brushing. Punching. Begging. Kicking. Screaming.
>The portal, if it ever had been one, stood unresponsive.
>It was another round of kicks and screams before the damsel in distress broke down into tears.
>Her howls devolved into sad moans, then to wracking sobs.
>The husky-folky rasp of her voice rang out as the skies began pouring.
>Soon, Applejack was soaked through and through.
>Her stetson lay about behind her, waterlogged and crumpled.
>Her cherished gift from Rarity, and the only reminder of her now-lost homeworld.
>She didn't mind that one bit.
>She just wanted to see ponies gossip one more time.
>>25438037
>Clik-clok of heels on wet concrete, soft drumming of raindrops on an umbrella.
>Something blocked the rain above her head, forcing her to look up.
>One crimson-gold haired girl greeted her, wondering just what in the world her friend was doing out in the rain next to the portal.
>Much to Applejack's confusion, the unwelcome stranger knew her by her name.
>Without a word, Applejack pointed at the portal.
>The stranger darted her piercing teal eyes between Applejack and the portal, mentally clicking pieces together.
>She approached the dais of the statue, terrified sadness crumpling the corners of her mouth.
>Her shaky hand met where the portal had been with a cold slap.
>The stranger closed her eyes and sighed, finally understanding.
>She knelt next to Applejack.
>Applejack was shivering, having spent all of her strength weeping.
>Her moans became muffled as the crimson-gold stranger pulled her into a tight hug.
>>"I am so sorry, Applejack. I don't know how you ended up here, but I swear to Celestia I'll find a way to open the portal again."
>Applejack sniffled, finding some comfort in the embrace.
>>"Wh-who are you...?"
>The stranger tightened her hug.
>>"I'm Sunset Shimmer. Twilight may have mentioned my name in passing."
>>25438075
>Hours turned into days. Days into months.
>Despite all the surprises along the way, Applejack made an effort to adjust to her new life.
>The biggest surprise came when Sunset introduced her to the... human counterpart of Applejack.
>She felt a surreal amusement in watching her doppelganger go about her life, surprisingly similar to her own in Ponyville.
>But soon, amusement gave way to jealousy.
>Watching the "other" Applejack enjoying her life was a constant reminder of the life she herself will never have again.
>The farm, Winona, Granny Smith, Big Mac.
>Applebloom.
>Applejack began avoiding her human counterpart. Then her friends. Then Sunset.
>The latter part was hard, what with her being the only one with the means to reopen the portal.
>And Sunset tried her damnedest, sparing no resources. It was as though she had devoted her entire life to the endeavor.
>She too was a pony, after all.
>>25438206
>Months turned into years in the blink of an eye, and years had consumed Applejack raw.
>She lashed out at the slightest provocation, her usual unperturbable demeanor all but gone.
>Now it was her friends that began avoiding Applejack.
>One by one, they stopped visiting, no longer willing to put up with her barbed words.
>The particularly nasty estrangement happened on Sunset's last visit.
>>"What the hay's takin' so long, Sunny?"
>The extra hoarse tone betrayed her age more than the crow's feet around her eyes did.
>>"Excuse me?"
>>"Ah said, what the hay's takin' so long?"
>Instead of her usual apology, Sunset exploded.
>She had dedicated years of hard work trying to reopen the portal, almost setting aside her own life for the endeavor.
>Applejack knew that, and she felt deathly guilty for lashing out.
>But the steady easygoing farmgirl wasn't a girl anymore, and years of frustration kept her in a stranglehold.
>Apple Bloom must be a full-grown mare by now.
>>"I am sorry, I didn't realize that I OWED it to you to reopen the wretched hole in the universe. Do you have ANY idea about the career opportunities I've passed up to work on this damn thing? I have friends and families in Ponyville too, you know—"
>At her birthday soiree, Applejack argued with her only guest.
>tfw not American
>tfw really want to visit the US South and meet people that actually speak like this
They exist, r-right?
Dear princess Celestia
This evening, I just learned a valuable lesson about my own body: my stomach can't apparently handle chili.
Also, that my friends are very nice, despite the fact that I have filled their toilet bowl and (a little) part of the bathroom floor in puke.
Shame 'bout it, anyway, 'cause said shili was good.
Sincerely yours
A distressed applefag.
>>25438488
So... What did you learn?
>>25438333
——
Dear Applejack,
Happy 30th birthday!
I know the times are hard for you, but don't lose your hope just yet.
Remember the promise we made? That we'd go to Sugarcube Corner for a box of your favorite donuts when this is all over?
We'll make it to Ponyville someday, somehow. I can feel it.
So don't lose that element-of-honesty calm of yours!
Your friend,
Sunset Shimmer
——
>The seaside wind slapped at the birthday card, shaking loose some of the decorative glitter.
>Applejack loosened her grip on it, letting it go.
>She smiled weakly as it fluttered away into the crimson-yellow sunset.
>A smile.
>She hadn't felt that grace her lips in a long time.
>She took a step forward, crunching dirt and dead grass underfoot.
>The icy blue waves crashed into the sheer cliff far beneath her feet, filling the air with water vapor and sounds.
>Applejack's golden hair whipped about in the salty wind, reminding her of one of the family trips to the beach.
>Granny Smith napping. Big Mac building a sandcastle with Apple Bloom.
>Apple Bloom must be a full-grown mare by now.
>The sun hid itself further behind the horizon, staining the clouds red.
>Applejack's emerald-green eyes glittered in the light, scattering droplets of tears into the wind.
>If only she could see her loved ones again.
>She took one last step forward, towards the sunset.
the end
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>>25438507
"Eat chili cautiously", apparently.
And also, that the smell of puke in my nose doesn't go away easily.
>>25438516
I-I wonder if she made it back to equestria?
>>25422758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXQ2kMx2xok
Get your comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
Obligitory
>>25438781
sorry for no apple insertion, couldn't find any apple pony and bateman combo, and my WACOM drivers are nixed.
>>25438760
death is permanent, anon
>>25438798
Applejack wouldn't say no to Pinkie.
>>25438830
She wouldnt probably say no even to Flim and Flam. Which could lead to potentially lewd situations...
>>25438516
I just wanted to chill and feel comfy
this is the opposite of comfy
welp, now i'm sad.
Post happy Apples to lighten the mood.
>>25439704
>>25439177
>>25438858
>>25438410
Area's you wanna visit would either be Texas, Alabama, Missouri, Carolina's, Lousianna, Mississipi. etc.
Just head to the south of the deep south.
>>25440220
They're great places to visit if you're white and not French.
>>25436073
thirded
