>go home
>see this
wat do?
>>25421594
I'm thinking they could use some eggs
>>25421594
me on the left
>>25421594
inb4eggs
>>25421594
*unsheathes katana*
I shall not be fooled so easily...
>>25421594
>"Mom, do you know anything about the six gagged & bound teenage girls in my room?"
>'What? I'm watching my korean soaps, what'd you say?'
>"..N-nothing."
>>25421594
Untie them, make sure they're alright, ask them what happened, and contact law enforcement.
>>25421610
You're too late Anon
>>25421594
Leave the rest of them bound, take off Pinkie's gag and start tickling her feet. I just want to hear her giggles.
>>25421594
Ejaculate immediately
>>25421707
this
>>25421594
>free the girls
>serve them a bowl of eggs
>fap and go to sleep
Fucking muties
>>25421594
"Clean" them up for being dirty with my magic eraser.
>>25421594
Okay, I don't care what you gals do behind closed doors.. but make sure it's at one of your places next time.
... how did you all even manage this yourselves?
>>25421594
Great success
>>25421594
Well, first thing I am going to do is check the room to make sure nobody is hiding behind the door or something, because this seems like one of those situations where as soon as I get one of the gags off to ask what happened, the girl will say "It's a trap, run!" right before I get clonked on the back of the head and end up as number 7.
>>25421594
Wish for a moment that I could bring myself to >rape and not regret it. Realize I can't. Untie them and make sure they're okay.Keep the ropes and gags in case one of the girls is into that.
Release Rarity and Applejack, and tell them that everything else has to go away.
Rarity and Applejack are fastidiuous and work oriented enough to deal witn the probelm of a few bodies.
>>25421594
>Put all bitches in the living room of my house
>Take one and go to my bedroom
>Close the room
>Cut their lips vaginal, meanwhile play this song in the stereo at 100% of volume (to drown their screams of pain):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovW0kekjs_0
>Repeat with each one
>The next morning
>I cook their vaginal lips as if was bacon, and I serve with eggs, like a typical breakfast. With my video camera I film everthing
>Time to eat girls!
>If any bitch ask why the bacon seems strange, that bitch gonna get a black eye for being a nosy bitch
>I still recording everything without cuts: since making the breakfast till the end of breakfast
>After the breakfeast
>Bring my laptop to the kitchen
>Plug in my video camera to my laptop
>I tell them the truth about what they ate, and show them the full video on my laptop
>???
>A marathon of 5 hours watching episodes of mlp recorded in VHS! Yay!
>>25421605
OK, what's with the eggs? I read it everywhere here but iI don't know what it is.
>>25421594
Sniff and llick pinkie's feet of course.
>>25421594
>untie pinkie
>have her untie her friends
I don't want any of them to get pissed I touched them, Pinkie is the least likely to react badly.
>>25422588
I don't think Twilight would see a problem with it either.
>>25422640
I've been told I have "the face of a serial killer"
I think pinkie would just want me to smile, while Twilight would freak out.
>>25421594
>" w-what the...WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WALL?!?!?!"
>>25422664
Fair enough.
>>25422582
>2015
>not knowing about YHTEATE joke
>wanting to be spoonfed
>not even wanting to spend a minute of your life to google it by yourself
>>25422699
I imagine you spent more time and effort typing that rebuke than would have been necessary simply to explain.
>>25422481
>cut their lips vaginal.
Fucking kek.
>>25421594
>Untie Pinkie
>Throw everyone else into my rape dungeon
>>25422731
It's part of the new fag breaking in process. Get used to it or get the fuck out.
>>25422481
>you will never literally eat your waifu's cooked pussy lips
>why live
>>25422748
I'm not the one who asked about the eggs, to be clear. I'm just of the opinion that the sheer amount of willful uncooperativeness inherent in the typical response to newfags is obnoxious and unnecessary.
>>25422770
Fag who asked the question here.
Eh, better than the LoL community to be honest.
>>25422786
I did quite the bit of Searching about that meme and came up with nothing. Its not spoonfeeding if it's not obvious.
>>25421594
Release them.Except Rarity. She will be sent to Abu Dhabi.
>>25421594
Release Pinkie because she clearly doesn't give a fuck
>>25422791
I just googled it and the entire explanation was literally the second link. Either retarded or underage or both
>>25422803
That could also be an acceptable excuse to not untie her.
>>25422808
what I've been thinking this entire thread
>>25422804
Funny how you claim its the second link when the second link is THIS thread. I'd send cap but spam filter is blocking it even when cropped.
Either mad, ignorant or both.
>>25422832
Not my fault you searched the wrong shit, faggot. Its pretty fucking easy to figure out what to look up, but youre apparently dumb enough not to
>>25422735
>>25422750>>>/trash/121375
>>25421594
Dear diary,
Jackpot!Nah, I'm kidding. Can you imagine? But I would ask them if they could introduce me to Sunset Shimmer. Aw yeah baby, Shim Sham!
>>25421594
Release them. I can't really do anything if they're not blindfolded, can I?And I'm sure at least one of them would "thank" me.
>>25421594
I'd free pinkie and we both have fun with the rest of them as a dom team.
>>25421594
Wonder who in the fuck brought bonded mutant girls to my flat and how did he managed to do it undiscovered in a fucking commieblock.
Then I would start to be scared.
>>25422791
Not everyone here is a cock, Anon
You're still a newfag though, just take your lumps
>>25422876
So both it is~ ^:)
>>25424132
Ty based anon. I've actually been here for two years though. Just didn't know about the eggs meme.
>>25424290
>I've been here for two years and didn't know about the eggs meme
>>25424319
>Implying everyone has the same viewing habits and tastes
>>25424319
Not everybody goes to /r/4chan to get updated on all the latest maymays.
>>25424342
>>25424353
>implying it hasn't been run into the dirt by all the boards here
>implying it isn't referenced on every single EQG thread
I don't think there is ever a given moment when there isn't an eggs post on at least one thread. If you don't know it by now you /haven't/ been here 2 years
>>25422786
Sounds like something a shitter bronze would say. Git gud
>>25425196
Gold 4 here. It doesn't get any better here. Not even worth the Sivir skin.
>>25421594
>Pinkie is so chill because she's the one who tied them up
>She took her shoes off so everyone else would have to smell her feet. That's why she's the only one who's barefoot.
>She then tied herself up to make herself look innocent.
wat do?Masturbate in front of them.
>>25425787
>implying she's not barefoot in order to entice someone to tickle her
>>25425967
Why not both?
Hmmforgot to move them to my basement
>>25421594
Release them and open portal to magical universe with supernatural talking ponies.
Then say You're Free Now.
>>25421594
>no hooves
Let the technicolor pseudohuman bitches go and tell them to get the fuck out of my house.
>>25426479
You must be a raging faggot or something
We'll hello there little ladies!
>>25426479
Seconding this to be quite honest family.
>>25421594
untie
ungag,
tell them to leave before i pull out the minigun
