Previous slice of PiE: >>25190136
> What is PiE?
1. Take Ponies
2. Place them on Earth
3. ???
4. Profit
> That doesn't really explain much...
While AiE involves a human entering the magical world of Equestria, PiE takes the opposite perspective. A single (or multiple) pony is transported to a much less magical place called Earth. Here, the pony must struggle to survive in an unforgiving (and sometimes dangerous) world where friendship isn't magic.
> So what genres do you write?
We write a variety of genres: Slice of Life, Romance, Sci-fi, Comedy, Adventure, etc. We use different writing styles and points of view. Our stories center on the ponies, with humans serving as protagonists, antagonists or observers.
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>Recommended stories for new readers:
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>PiE image archives:
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>Ideas and Requests:
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>Browser Pony Author List
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>Browser Pony image and story archive (cloud)
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>Browser Pony Ponychan thread
https://www.ponychan.net/anon/res/210343.html
>>25400607despite my fears, a story with this cutie is in the worksis she allowed on earth?
>>25401000griff pls
of course
>>25401000
Who is this?
>>25400607
Threadly reminder thatAchingScaphoidisstill dead.
>>25401281
Epona, I believe.
>>25400607
Is there a list for completed/finished stories?
Dorks
>>25401330
Semi-threadly insistence that I'm noteven if I'm updating so little that I may as well be.
>>25401341
Yes
>>25401544
That's a nice birdcathuman.
>>25401801
oh u.
Goodnight bump
>>25401801
...also, if that's really you, I am toying with creating a new general: "Anonymous in Earth." Whatcha think?
>>25403735
...what?
>>25403815
Amazing adventures of Anonymous in the strange world called Earth! Drama! Tragedy! Comedy! Action! Adventure!
>>25403871
man, I think ALL of us could have a story about that.
>>25404162
I have?
>>25405933
It's 8 am.
I want to be a slave for cute poni.
>>25400607
Now that's either a huge fart cloud or she's sprinting like a looney toon.
>>25406802
that's unconstitutional
>walk down the street
>see a guy punching this filly
>what do?
>>25406927
>>25406991
...
...
...is that Nyx?
>>25407233
Probably, a picture I found on my drive
>be Anon
>work in warehouse
>supervisor constantly on your asses
>even more so now because your pony co-workers have an obsessive compulsion to pop all the bubble wrap
>all day long you can hear small pops and laughter throughout the building
>warehouse switches to new unpoppable wrap
>pony work production falls due to boredom and mild depression
>management brings back bubble wrap for ponies but keeps unpoppable stuff for shipping
>such is diversity in the workplace
>>25407233
No it's a bagel, Boston style.
What do you think it is?
>>25407273
>all day long you can hear small pops and laughter throughout the building
hnnnng
>>25406991
Join him.
>>25407529
Why would you hit a poni?
>>25407978
I'd hit Nyx. She's a dumb dweeb either way.
>>25408039
ow the edge
>>25408046
griffins are naturally edgy, you know
>>25407978
That is an ugly fucking horse. Nerds of all races need to learn their place.
>>25408105
I would punch your face and protect that filly
>>25408111
People who don't punch their ponies make me sick!
>>25408202
Jffry, would you punch your daughter?
>>25408250
If she bit me.
>>25408328
jfrry confirmed being black
>>25408890
If my actual daughter bit me I'd slap the shit out of her.
And have you ever been bit by a horse? It'll make you wanna punch 'em. Mostly why I fucking hate horses.
>>25408039
Dweebs are friends, not food.
>>25408963
Pelican.
>>25408963
>Leaving a dweeb unbullied.
>>25409105
low quality meme
>>25409105
Well you're a flipflop.
>>25409105
Nobody likes you
Continuation of http://pastebin.com/XUJYLR8r.
>”Hahhhh…”
>Celestia quiets down, as do you.
>The both of you pass through the mall in silence, a happy quiet, with quick little secret smiles.
>People here seemed to pay a bit more attention to Celestia, there are a lot more people staring and pointing as the two of you walk past, some talking excitedly and others curiously.
>Eventually there came someone who did more than point and stare, a little girl walked right up to Princess Celestia, her eyes wide with wonder.
>Without a word, she wrapped her arms around the princess and pulled her into a hug.
>Celestia didn’t even flinch, she knelt down a little so the girl could hold her tighter and then she wrapped her up gently in her wings.
>You stare, surprised.
>”Oh Dana! Come here dear, you can’t just go up to strangers like that.”
>Eyes up, there’s a woman approaching, presumably the little girl’s mother.
>She looks shocked and a little embarrassed, she sort of hovers around Celestia and her daughter, unsure of what to do.
>The woman catches your eye and looks to you suppliantly.
>You shrug, amused, but also confused.
>Then Celestia pulls out of the hug, her wings go back to her sides and she gives the little girl Dana one last pat on the back before she steps back away from her and smiles at the mother.
>”Your daughter is adorable.”
>”Oh I’m so sorry, she tends to be a little… Forward.”
>Princess Celestia laughs and waves her hoof dismissively.
>”It’s no problem.”
>The mother walks away, Dana at her side skipping and smiling wide.
>You just shake your head and grin as you follow behind Celestia through the mall.
>She’s skipping and smiling just like Dana.
>”Ooh! Look at that!”
>Princess Celestia bites down on your shirt and drags you into a store.
>>25409589
>Hats.
>Hats all around you of all sorts.
>Ballcaps, snapbacks, doughboys, fedoras, top hats, bucket hats, pork pies, trappers and aviators, hell you even saw a few gambler hats in the back.
>But Celestia had her eyes locked on one thing in particular.
“You have a crown. What are you going to do with a hat you silly goose?”
>Celestia moves her head aside so that you can see the hat for yourself.
>It’s a black snapback with a red bill and TOP SUN in silver on the front.
“I take everything back.”
>Celestia just nods her head up and down as fast as possible.
>You take the glorious cap out of her hooves and walk up to the counter.
>With a bit of zip, you set the hat down on the counter, Celestia speaks up first.
>”We’ll take two please.”
>The cashier nods, a little unnerved by yours and Celestia’s serious expressions.
>He walks off and into a backroom and comes back with another hat.
>You nearly have your card out, but Celestia beats you to the punch and hovers over a wad of bills to the cashier.
>And just like that, you and Celestia are strolling through the mall again, caps in hand.
>With very little pomp or ceremony, she replaces her crown with her new TOP SUN hat.
>”Well?”
>Celestia poses for you, tongue out and winking mischievously.
>You smile back as you toss on your own cap.
“You look beautiful in anything.”
>”Oh shush.”
>Blushing a little, Celestia hovers her crown over to you.
>”Could you hold onto this for me?”
“Handing over the rule of Equestria so quickly?”
>Princess Celestia rolls her eyes as you grab her crown.
>You take the time to look it over, this is the first time you’ve ever actually touched it.
>The gold was superb, reflecting light in such a way that there was always a colourful corona surrounding it.
>The etching on it seemed to amplify the effect, so that the reflected light pointed into the purple gem at the center.
>As for the gem… It was a near perfect match to Celestia’s eye color.
>>25409609
>>25409589
That's it for now, I'm sorry updates are so sparse, I'll try to update more often in the coming weeks.
>>25409625
Thanks, your Celestia is cute.
>>25408105
>>25409105
jffry is right
only WINNERS should go unpunished
Poni wants pizza.
>>25407978
Only fillies. All mares are fucking shitlord rapist pigs, it's in their nature.
FUCK THE MATRIARCHY.
don't hit a colt btw
that'd be cruel and mysandrist.
>>25410748
Can poni digest pizza? How similar are their digestive tracts to ours? I suppose at a minimum it'd be appropriate to order the vegetarian special, and hope they can deal with lots o' cheese and spicy tomato sauce.
(captcha: select all the food)
>>25410952
They could digest everything (including the meat) except maybe the cheese.
You'd probably have to get some sort of special mare cheese for them to be able to eat it.
Or just torture them and yourself with Vegan pizza.
>>25410982
...you know, sometimes I get cravings for pizza with just mushrooms, bell pepper, onion, olives, and tomato slices. It's not bad if you get it at a good pizzeria.
Wouldn't vegan pizza have that phony cheese stuff that tastes like plastic?
one weird trick to getting good pizza: never order more than five toppings. More toppings than that on a pizza won't cook correctly and it will not be very good.
>>25410952
I'm assuming they can, as the Manehattan representative from 'Princess Spike' had a pizza slice for his mark.
The real question is what toppings they want. How much would it cost under current economic conditions to have a pizza shop cook a bouquet of flowers onto a pizza?
>>25410982
>mare cheese
>vegan food-substitutes
I can't decide which of these is a more disturbing mental image.
>>25411033
>implying somewhere there isn't a mare with a cutie mark of a wedge of cheese
>implying she doesn't make cheese from her own milk
>implying it isn't pretty good cheese
>implying implications
willie_wonka.jpg
>>25411033
I assure you, the vegan "cheese" is far more terrifying. Trust me.
>>25411085
>Milky Way's grandma is so old that she lactates cheese
Okay, I can picture it. I don't want to, but I can.
Still, toppings.
>Live with pon roommate
>He's a stallion
>TFW still no QT mare gf
>At least he's a bro
>"Hey, I'm hungry. Wanna order a pizza?"
>Both of you cook like bachelors
>Because YOU ARE
"Yeah, sure. You know what toppings I like."
>Pone gets on the phone
>"Yeah, I'd like a medium pizza. One half of it with mushrooms and olives, the other half with tulips."
>...
>"Alright, yeah. I'll hold."
>Several minutes pass
>"What do you mean '40 dollars for ingredients?' That's- hold on a minute."
>Pone lowers the phone from his ear and shrugs at you
>"Can you believe this? They're charging me a leg and another leg!"
"Don't you mean an arm and a leg?"
>"Whatever. I'm gonna ask what else they have."
>Pon mutters something about highway robbery and returns to the phone
>"Look, do you at least have some grass or something?"
>Pon's eyebrows shoot up
>He smiles
>"Oh, yeah, that's much more reasonable! Half mushroom/olive, and the grass on the other half."
>Phone call concludes with address information and other delivery stuff
>Pizza arrives
>Open the box
>As ordered
>Half mushroom/olive, half... plastic bag?
>"How do they mess up the order after all of that? I'm never buying from them again."
>Inspect the bag
>It's full of oregano that doesn't smell like oregano
"We should. This is grass, all right."
>Eat pizza
>Get blazed with pon-bro
>All is good
>>25411377
Lol'd.
>>25411017
Or do I what I do.
Skip the damn cheese
Greasy feltercarp
>>25409589
>Celestia didn’t even flinch, she knelt down a little so the girl could hold her tighter and then she wrapped her up gently in her wings.
Heart = melted.
Pump
>>25413265
that sounds lewd
I want to steal Celestia
>>25413888
Me too.
>>25409609
I listened to a song while I wrote this, it might make reading it better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RDmL07dZMU&NR
>”The rule of Equestria doesn’t lie in some bauble on my head.”
>You tuck the crown away in your backpack, then you make eye contact with Celestia.
>You take that back about the gem.
>There was nothing you could compare Celestia’s eyes to.
>They captivated and analysed, yet they were most certainly not unkind.
>The exact opposite was true, it felt like she was looking at the best of you, and praising you for every bit of it.
>Two orbs of purple and emotion, you stood transfixed in them.
>And then the moment broke.
>Laughing, you ruffled up her mane and dashed off.
>”Hey!”
>Celestia galloped after you, snorting and frowning at first, then she started to laugh along.
>The both of you dashed and hopped around people, Princess Celestia trying her best to tag you.
>Stores rushed past, lights flitted by overhead, and you both kept running and laughing.
>”Stop running please!”
>Both of you looked about, wondering who had hollered.
>A security guard came into view, walking out from behind a pillar way up ahead in one of the mall’s many entrance halls.
>The hall floor was having some work done on it, so there was a waist high fence put up to keep people from walking on it.
>You turn to look at Celestia and grin.
>”No Anonymous we do-“
>You sped up, Princess Celestia rushed to slow down, but she kept sliding on the linoleum.
>She quickly realized this and decided it was best to just follow you.
>The security guard had just started to realize what you were going to do.
>Celestia realized what she was going to do soon after you vaulted the fence and dashed over in the direction of the stairway just to the right of the entrance.
>You watched behind you to see Celestia soaring over both the fence and the security guard, who had tried to obstruct her.
>She was grinning and laughing her head off.
>>25414139
>You chuckled too as you hopped the fence on the other side of the hall and ran up the stairs onto the second floor.
>Celestia caught up to you around then.
>The both of you stood hunched over at the landing, breathing hard and fast.
>”Hahhhh. That was- Hahhhhh- Very bad.”
“Ahh, you- Hahhhh. Loved it.”
>Celestia eyed you up, a brow perked.
>”That’s beside the point, we’re going to get kicked out now.”
>You smirked back.
“Not if we don’t get caught. Come on, there’s a nice store around here, I know the owner.”
>The both of you walked off briskly, with you leading the way.
>You kept your eyes moving too, scanning around for more security guards.
>A quick look over a balcony down to the first floor showed a couple of them chatting, one of them pointing up on occasion and talking into his walkie.
>Princess Celestia is looking around as well, her ears perked to listen.
>”They’re talking about us on their radios. But it’s just to keep an eye out for us, they don’t seem bothered enough to actually chase after us.”
“Alright.”
>The store you were looking for came up on your right, a clothing store to be exact.
>It was an independent spot, selling all sorts of styles.
>Celestia followed you in, looking around at everything.
>Her eyes were especially drawn to the warm brown and red colors, there was a whole section of winter clothes filled to the brim with them.
>She casually trotted off to that corner while you kept on through the store.
>You gave a nod to the cashier as you walked through the door in the back.
>The door came out into a cramped office, filled with filling cabinets and defective products stacked up on them, screen printed slogan shirts with spelling mistakes, socks without a partner, hoodies sans hood and inexplicably, a vest with sleeves.
>In the corner of the room there was a little cheapo desk with a short gal bent over it, her long black hair hiding her face and dust floating all around her.
“Sup Alias.”
>>25414142
>”Sup.”
>She made no move to look at you or get up.
>”So you pissed off the security guards.”
“How’d you know?”
>Still scratching away on a stock list, Alias jabbed her thumb at a radio behind you, from which you could hear random spurts of security guards talking.
>”You’re the only one I know who lives with a pony princess.”
>Alias finally looked up, smirking.
>”So where is she anyway? You’ve emailed me about her enough.”
>You point outside.
“She’s browsing.”
>You walk out and Alias follows.
>Probably the only time she’s ever followed along with anything.
>Celestia spots the both of you right away and trots up, all smiles.
“Celestia, meet Alias. Alias, this is Princess Celestia.”
>Alias does a super exaggerated bow, complete with some weird flourish of her hands.
>”Your High Horseness.”
>She snatches up Celestia’s hoof and kisses it as one would kiss the ring of a lord.
>”I am humbled by your presence.”
>Princess Celestia looks to you, bemused, then she laughs and taps Alias on the head with a hoof.
>”Nice to meet you Alias. Anonymous has told me a lot about you.”
>Alias smiles.
>”No he hasn’t.”
>There’s a long awkward silence.
>Celestia is staring at you, questioning.
>Then Alias speaks up.
>”Well let’s get you some nice clothes huh? Where did you get that leather jacket anyway?”
“I gave it to h-
>”Figures, it looks like shit.”
>You just shook your head and looked on as Alias practically dragged a confused Celestia away and into a whirlwind of testing fits and color matching.
Goodnight PiE.
>>25400607
I want to have foals with Pillow Case
If Celestia lives on Earth, then who rules Equestria? Moonbutt?
>>25414903
Democracy.
>>25415158
Disgusting.
>>25414777
Tail lifter.
>>25415581
Stay mad, Commie shitter.
>>25415739
Stay black, nigger
>be Big Mac
>inna 'Nam
>walk outside tent
>take a deep whiff
"Eeyup."
>you love the smell of burning Commies in the morning
>grab M60
>go on patrol
Freedom bump.
>>25416648
silly poni, wake up!
No pony could love Russia.
It's too mean, depressing, and cold.
>>25417485
>hurr, Russia is like in our shitty murrican comic-based movies, gray, cold and there is always snow
>>25417590
Duh.
>>25417590
Well, not that depressing, ok. But definitely poor.
>>25417723
>poor
> people crashing new cars on car crash compilations from Russia
>>25418116
>there are skyscrapers in India, therefore the entire country is wealthy and developed
>>25418222
Skyscraper =/= car
>>25418229I misread your post anywayI thought you meant there was some Russian TV show where they crash cars or some shit
Reminder to praise Earth's President-Emperor, Trumputin
>>25419040
Acht mein Gott...
>>25419040
>tfw cannot blanda upp
>>25419123
>Russiamerica
>Takes over world
>Takes over galaxy
>Takes over universe
>Trumputin reigns supreme
>Mexicans/Muslims no longer exist
>Economy recovers
>everything is good
>>25419205
>Takes over galaxy
>implying either country can into space
>implying any country can into space
>implying we're not all going to die alone on this rock once the next mass extinction rolls around
>>25419362
http://imgur.com/R3LZZkK
fgt
Lets bring it back to pony.
>>25419569
Republican ponies when?
All these politics sparked a question
I then asked PC what she thought of human government and almost all of its history and this was the response I was given
>>25420047
What does she think of the moon landing?
That's gotta be impressive
>>25420047
yeah but I have no doubt her face for The Trump is none other than the most enthusiastic
>>25420047
That's about the size of it
>>25420127
Luna was not impressed.
>>25422297
I love this one.
>>25422297
Well I wasn't asking Luna.
For the idea of being a prostitute for mares:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/60371/gentleman-for-mares
It's AiE, but still unf.
>>25424982
So it's been done.
Next idea.
>be pony
>work in balloon factory
>have issues with static electricity on your coat
>management constantly on you about stealing balloons
>it's not your fault
>sometimes you don't even know they're there
>sad face
>>25426152
>install pvc strips on the exit door
stupid humans
>>25426152
>work in an arts and crafts store
>holiday season fast approaching
>job is to wrap gifts for customers
>constantly get cellophane wrap and wrapping paper stuck to your coat
>as if doing this job wasn't hard enough with hooves
>>25424982
This story made me angry. A hammer should meet Harry's face repeatedly.
>Be pony immigrant
>Go to soccer game
>Humanity is more fun than you thought
>Suddenly hear explosions outside
>Run
>Get shot by other non-pony immigrant
>earth sucks, man
>>25428010
Too soon, Sovetski :(
>>25428010
Man...
>>25427573
Okay, I'll bite.
I'm reading through the story now. The viewpoint character seems a nice enough guy. He hasn't led anyone on and hasn't hurt anyone, so far as I can tell. He just boinks some qt3.14 poni girls for moneys.
Unless you're saying he does something evil later in the story.
>>25431074
Yes, later. It's a good clop, but Harry is a faggot.
>>25431430
I just finished.
He's kind of a Marty Stu, too. Does he NEVER have a bad night in bed? Does every cute poni mare he boinks fall in love with him, then optionally hate him for making her love him? Please.
If anything he is starting to remind me of the indecisive male lead character in a million harem comedy animes.
>>25431556
You know, it's a clopfic, don't expect the protagonist to be a complete pussy. He was after the training how to be a smart guy and please a mare.
Also:
>hot monkey dick
>magic fingers
The thing it's pissing me off is the bullshit explanaton about why he did nothing wrong when he fucked up with Sea Swirl.
>>25431556
>>25431810
If there's one thing that pisses me off about these stories is the inevitable harem that comes with the "Best Fuck You Ever Had" human. It only happens in clop stories as a bullshit excuse for the protag to fuck everyone and not feel guilty about it so I guess that's fine, but it makes for a shitty story and no real feelings for Anon or the ponies.
>>25432320
Well, if the "herd" is small, like, two ponies and Anon, it can work. But yes, stories about Anon going through Equestria and mindlessly shoving his dick in everything are boring. Especially when writefags try too hard to force unnecessary drama to make it more interesting.
Nevertheless, that story would be a good oportunity to think about the idea of being a male prostitute in pony world. How many people dream about it, dicking pastel horses without consequences, but how would it work in "real" life? What about feelings?
If Harry wasn't a complete dickbag and without some clop-fillers, it would be a decent story. It has PiE elements too, I would say it's a very similar universe to that from Eppy's stories about Noteworthy.
>>25432414
>What about feelings?
It's my opinion that ponies would be the kind to fall in love with the first one they sleep with.
>>25432704
yeah, especially when you pay for slut to fug with you when you are in heat
Earth is asleep, post Sea Swirl
>>25435302
Sea Squirrel is adorable.
>>25435581
It's Sea Swirl! Not Squirrel!
>>25436349
qt ponWhy is her horn so smol?
>>25436981
You need to squeeze her buttcheeks to adjust the lenght of her horn.
>>25438172
I don't get it.
>>25438269
Someone destroyed their home because they love each other.
>>25438851
Fuckin' Russia, man.
>>25439095
you mean fuckin BASED Russia, right?
>>25439095
How can you tell it's Russia? (in b4 "all the humans are wearing tracksuits")
>>25439259he's right actually, the artist is a Russian guy who draws a lot of ponies-on-earth stuff, especially in Russia
>>25439277But does he wear a tracksuit?
>>25439277
Sauce on the artist?
>>25439259
Russia is in the file name.
>>25439294
http://ulyanovetz.deviantart.com
being as though I'm a russophile with a love for all things war-related, post-apocalyptic, and political, he's one of my favorites.
>Ultimate Bronc Championship
>UBC was the hottest pony fighting competition in America
>In these fights there are rarely a cross-race fight between earth, unicorn, and pegasus ponies
>Only support magic was allowed in unicorn fights
>No offensive or defensive spells to include but not limited to lasers and shields
>Speed buffs and the like were OK
>Bouts are normally pony v. pony but occasionally they have what's called a "Bronc Buster" match where it's pony v. human in order to bring in ratings
>Results are varied but there's almost always a large earth stallion fighting the human to even things up as much as possible
>The show was much less popular than the human-only show UFC, but ponies and some humans got a kick out of the UBC
>And the main event tonight just happens to be a Bronc Buster fight
Typing as I go in between drinks and watching fights at the bar.
>>25439467
>Be Strawberry Roan
>Championship Bronc Fighter was your title
>You were one of the largest ponies and the toughest bucker in the series
>Never once have you lost a fight and you sure as hell ain't losing one tonight
>You walk into the arena
>Cameras flashed and the audience cheered
>Ponies waved the Equestrian flag to show their support
>Humans waved the American flag
>This wasn't just two fighters competing
>It was two nations battling for pride and bragging rights
>"In the red corner, standing 4'3" and weighing 120 pounds... Strawberry Roan!" introduced the announcer
>Walking up the "corral" [read: octagon], you remove your glossy blue and silver robe and begin warming up by jogging in place and lightly hopping
>"And in the blue corner standing 6'1" and weighing 250 pounds..."
>Dramatic pause>"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOHN CENA!!!
>*trumpets*
Odd request, but are there any stories in which a pony experiences anightmare?
>>25439674
>Dat challenger
kek, I didn't expect that.Roan's going to get bench pressed. How are they even in the same weight category?
>>25439814
Huge-ass pony v. huge-ass human.
>>25439674
>Cena comes out im his trademark uniform; waving and jumping around
>Stadium goes ballistic
>His theme song is ear-shatteringly loud
>He gets to the octagon and starts to rowdy up the crowd even more
>Looking none impressed, you continue to warm up
>Humans are always flashy and loud
>Cena finally sheds his hat and t-shirt
>He kicks off his baggy jean shorts to reveal basketball shorts underneath
>The referee walks in and both fighters get ready
>He points at you to see if you're ready
>You nod
>He points at Cena
>Cena responds with a nod and a fist punching into his other palm
>Fight!
Gonna finish this when I get home.
>>25439349
>I'm a russophile with a love for all things war-related, post-apocalyptic, and political,
get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>25439349
Don't just stand there, I said come in!
>>25440013
Scratch that. It's too late. Someone else do it.
>>25440778
PiE will be here tomorrow.
>>25400607
Bomp
p.10 bump
Pam
>>25442796
Pim
Pom?
Delete your damn bumps.
>>25436349
>>25444623
Sea Swirl a cute.
>She will never discover that Sea World is in Florida when you're taking her to Florida on a plane
>She will never disregard how you've already reserved tickets for Disney World so she can beg to go to Sea World instead
BAH
>>25444814
She would open her own little Sea World on your backyard, filled with cardboard boxes, wooden ladders, inflatable pools and goldfishes.
>>25446071
I want to fund a real Sea World for Sea Swirl.
Hey, PiE, I don't pay you for sleeping in work.
>>25447152
Sea World IS real
>>25448505
Then Sea Swirl must be real too!
HOLY SHIT GUYS, TALKING PONIES ARE REAL!
Don't tell jffry, but Aero is cute
>>25439259
It's one of the post-soviet countries. You can see UAZ 469B.
p.10 bump
Poni needs warmer clothes, winters are colder on Earth.
>>25453264
nonsense they just need to be carried and cuddled where ever they go, like this
>>25453372
What if all ponies don't have their humans?
>>25373784
>"Nice to meet you, Anon. I assume you're not new to this wild ride?"
"Wild ride?"
>"Yeah, y'know, the war. How long've you been involved?"
"Not long at all, actually. Total accident."
>"That seems to be the case for... most humans."
>She trails off for a second, then refocuses.
>"So you don't know much, huh?"
"Nope, only a bit. Don't even know why we rushed out of there so quick. My only source of information disappeared."
>"Huh, you'd think they'd tell you this stuff."
"Yeah really."
>"Well, I can tell you this much: the gov is going to lose, they have been since the first day we started and they know it. They've been slowly losing territory after territory, and whenever they send troops to reclaim it, the troops ditch 'em. They're more or less stuck trying to hold and crack down on what they've still got. Leadership back where we were decided it wasn't safe for us to stay there much longer, so we decided to jump ship and get somewhere safer."
>Damn.
>Is she serious? Maybe exaggerating?
>It really didn't seem that bad back home.
>You figured the insurgents were...
>Well, really, you didn't think about them much at all.
>>25453598
"Makes sense. Anything else I should know?"
>"Hmmm... I've heard rumors about the North that... wait, you do know how this all started, right?"
>You think so.
>That old textbook said some stuff about it.
>A bunch of the more talented ponies were screwing with magic, specifically portals, and it went terribly wrong, etc etc.
"Yeah, believe so."
>"Alright. So basically, I've heard rumors that the gov is trying to make some experimental magical weapons. I know they used a good number against the ruskies and chinks, but they always ran into issues like malfunctions or running out of magic. Now, supposedly, they're trying to build a magic core somewhere in the mountains, mainly so that they can power their magical weaponry. But the problem is, they don't know what they're doing. It could go horribly wrong."
>Magical core?
>Man, this sounds more and more like a shitty comic book every day.
"That's, uh, bad I guess?"
>"Yes. It is. Do you know how many magical cores there were in Equestria?"
"Uh..."
>"None! Too unstable for even the most talented unicorns! I can tell you, this is going to end only in disaster."
>no duh
>Didn't WW3 literally just happen?
>Things already seem pretty disastrous, even moreso than you though.
>>25453607
"So are we gonna come across this thing or something?"
>"Erm... no, not even close. Just kinda started ranting I guess."
"No issue there. It's probably good information to know."
>"Hah, yeah. You seem like a pretty nice human. Most have been less than polite to me.""y-you too"
>She scoots over a bit.
>"You been around ponies a lot? Usually, humans are at least uncomfortable."
>huh
>never really noticed that
>You just figured EVERYONE liked ponies.
>...regardless of the dicriminatory laws and beliefs.
>You're not sure why anyone would DISLIKE them, really.
>I mean, it's not like ponies are black people or something, haha
"Yeah, you could say that."
>"Why?"
"Pillow Case is wh-"
>aaaaand she's asleep.
>drooling and all.
>Goddamn, how long have you been on the road?
>You speak softer.
"...anyways, I'm, well, SUPPOSED to be a married man."
>"To?"
"Her."
>"Who?"
"The lavender pony. Next to me."
>"Pony-lover, eh? That's cool I guess. Can't say I've seen too many of your type around here."
>but Strawberry said...
"I was told I'm not the only one."
>"Oh, you're not. It's a pretty common thing in the West."
>well
>makes sense now
>You've only ever known one other interspecies couple.
>Guess it's kinda like whites marrying blacks a century ago or something.
>"You know one thing I haven't seen, though? A stallion and a woman together. Dunno if women dislike stallions, stallions dislike women, or if it's mutual. Or maybe I'm just blind. Dunno."
>This is a very talkative pony, much more so than the one on the other side of you.
>You can already tell this'll be a long ride.
>>25453587
what if humans didn't have their ponies?
Do ponies like being randomly picked up and cuddled?
>>25454418
presumably not
Octavia, one of few ponies who loves and creates classical music in Equestria. Would she be sad, jealous or amazed after discovering the wide variety of human music?
>>25455914
Amazed at first but quickly disappointed when she realizes people just use computer synthesizers instead of real instruments.
>>25455914
Pissed off that a 14 year old with a mac laptop just received a multimillion dollar contract for pushing buttons on an automated synthesizer and that she'll never get paid money for her music unless she dedicates her soul to fighting for a chair in one of the few renowned orchestras left, spending night and day slaving away at her skill and slowly going insane from the stress of being homeless and without food for days at a time.
She becomes extremely saddened with the fact that she'll probably make more money with her music long after she's dead and that it won't even come close to a fraction of what the 14 year old did in a month
>>25456272
>>25456418
what kind of shitty music you listen to?
>>25456418
>>25456272
>the wide variety of human music
you know that we have more music than auto tune crap?
Would poni go bowling with Roman?
>>25459873
Probably since I would imagine they have a hard time saying no being so nice and all.
>>25400607
*wanders over from AiE*
>Pones on Earth
"Wow, the degeneracy..."
>>25461824
hey now, we can be /pol/ if we want to be /pol/
>>25461938
Political ponies on earth when?
>>25462911
Mayor Mare in Earth?
>>25462911thinking about writefagging something with roughly that concept, actually
Wearing panties is a nightmare for pegasi and earth ponies.
>>25464636
Why is that?
>>25464660
Unicorns have magic and humans have fingers to take them off.
give poni a massage
>>25465354
massage ponipenis
>>25462911
It's like you want to take the shittiest part of human life and force it on innocent ponies
>>25465401
not as bad as teaching ponies math
>>25466599
>teaching pony about Common Core
"So you take this 3, add 12 to it, put a 7 here, and that's how you get the answer to 9+4."
>Pony staring at paper
>"Why don't you just take 1 from 4 to make 10 and then add 3?"
>Swipe paper off table
>Tear it to shreds
"You just don't understand! It's like you want our kids to grow up stupid!"
>Storm off
>Pony "wut's" at you
>>25465401
I think it would be adorable having them be blissfully naive about /pol/itics. Like a green where a /pol/ anon tries his best to redpill pone and it just doesn't get through or pone just says "let them eat cake" tier things.
>>25467130
not changing the subject, but it's not really that stupid, is it? I hope you're exaggerating.
>>25468651
He's exaggerating a bit I think, yeah.
But the system is really shit regardless.
>>25468651
>>25469911
I'm not actually sure how it works. I just know it's exceedingly more complicated to solve simple problems.
>>25467130
I don't get it.
Murricans need to change their pedestrian traffic lights, since there are a human hand and silhouette.
>>25473070
That's racist. We need to accomodate pony immigrants in all ways.
>>25473837
>That's racist.
Talk to the hand.
>>25473837
Fuck you, BUILD WALL
TRUMP 2016
PONIES OUT
>>25474914
I would question how one would build a wall to keep out creatures that get in via portals anyway, but I'm sure Trump can manage it anyway
>>25474976
>brick wall built up directly in front of portal on both sides
>ponies walking through Equestrian portal smack their noses into it
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>>25475512
This is just mean and rude. Imagine poor Casey when she first went through the portal. She was so scared without smacking her nose against a racist wall.
>>25475669
it's only a racist wall if it's painted white
>>25473070
They used to say, in English, "walk" and "stop." That, too, was judged to be "racist." Apparently it was held to be "scriminations" against hordes of illiterate Third Worlders.
>>25476410
>walk
ableist af you shitlord
HAAAAAAY BUDDIES
I don't have an idea for a drawing so I'm all eyes and ears.
>>25477979
Pillow Case tries stand-up comedy
>>25477979
Strawberry in lingerie
>>25477979
Donald Trump pony
or illegal pony immigrants
>>25478402
>>25477979
Second for illegal pony immigrants, bonus for wall.
>>25478402
>>25478427
Mexican ponies when
>>25478573
They got banned for discussing child porn.
>>25478925
well fug
deported a moment too soon
>>25477979
Pillow Case with a blanket over her head. She thinks its night time so she goes to sleep
>>25477979
cute ponies trying to get IRL ponies to participate in a tea party and failing adorably
>>25480925
At FIMfiction there is something about "first contact," but I cannot recall the rest of the title.
Purplesmart opens a magic portal to Earth. To a horse farm. She tries to greet the "natives." They stare at her and go back to eating grass. Purplesmart is confus. Hilarity ensues.
>>25480968
This? http://www.fimfiction.net/story/157612/1/twilight-makes-first-contact/chapter-1
>>25481026
yes.
>>25479987
Silly poni can't be that silly
>>25481733
Real horses are pretty stupid. It'd be funny if pony still had some traits.
Is it considered as sexual assault when you grab poni trail?
>>25482364
Probably. It'd be like pantsing a woman.
>>25483220
too bad ponies don't wear panties :^)
>>25484582
D'aww.
pump
>You aredead.
>You wake up from a long nice and deserved nap, stretching your relaxed muscles.
>You yawned and smiles, climbing down from your little perch on anons fridge.
>He doesn't mind, after all, you've been living with him for quite some time now!
>He tends to treat you like such a child though, but in all honesty you don't mind.
>Sometimes you even condone it.
>But today was a day of being serious... well, sorta.
>Today was your birthday!
>You giggled and made your way to Anons room, knowing good and well that he was probably still asleep.
>Judging by the calendar in the kitchen you saw, today he has the day off! Oh how much fun you two will have!
>You quickly barged into his room.
"Ooooh Anooooon! Guess what day it is todaaaay!" you chirp up happily.
>...
>No one was here.
>You look around his room, panning from his bed to the closet... maybe he was in there!
>You sneak up to it and place your hooves on the tiny handles Anon had added to the closet so you could get in easier.
>They were a lot lower than his handles were...
>You swung the doors open and yelled, "BOO!"
>Your eyes go wide as to what you see...
"Sweet... Luna..."
>Your eyes start to water as you see a giant banner in his closet...
>And in bright red ink it says....
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY AURORA
>You squee'd with happiness and heard footsteps coming towards you
>It was Anon!
>And he had a super cute party hat on his head!
>"Happy Birthday you little fuzz ball!"
>You giggled and hugged him, at first not noticing the gift in his hands.
"Oh? For me? You shouldn't have!..."
>He raised an eyebrow at you.
>"Really?"
>You smiled and rolled your eyes.
"Nah, I'm just joking! What'd you get me?!"
>He snickered and bent down on one knee to be somewhat at your height.
>This normally would irk you but today was a special day so you would forgive him and his tallness...
>"You don't get to see till later!"
>>25484582
One day someone will create better and more popular browser and you will end like IE or Firefox
>>25486006
More?
>>25484582
good luck opera
>>25486039
No. Cliffhanger ending.
bum
Give me story ideas
>>25489728
PC finds a way to make clouds made of cotton candy and can rain chocolate rain
>>25489728
poni comes to Earth via miscast teleportation spell
hilarity ensues
>>25489748
I like this idea
Goodnight bump
Can poni drive a motorcycle?
>>25489778
Gay.
>>25491388
Isn't there a picture of PC driving a moped? If not I must have inagined it.
>>25491397
We should design a scooter for ponies
bap pony nose
>>25491840
They're fine as they are. Sit with their hooves up on the seat and steer with their front hooves.
>>25492919
>>25493777
Lucky trips for cute fire poni
Ponies want their sports on Olympic Games
