You finally made it. You arrived to Equestria, your waifu loves you and all the ponies are your friends.Nowwhat?
Then, we truly live.
>>25365448
Live for eternity.
>>25365448
Crashing Equestria, with no survivors.
>>25365448
I wake up.
>>25365448
I live in happiness, having adventures and stuff
>>25365448
Have children, if possible. Otherwise, just live out my life in bliss. Perhaps we could go traveling or something, but I'm fine with whatever she would want to do.
>>25365448
Summon satan
>>25365448
Nuke Equestria and then go back to Earth to watch the reaction on /mlp/
Fuck shit up
>>25365448
No downside at all?
>What is life?
>>25365454
And then there's this niggerwho really fucking gets it.
>>25365448
live till you die.
Jump off into the dark abyss of the ocean and disappear without a trace. I'll engrain the fear of death into those spineless hippies.
>>25365448
Um, hell, I dunno. >rape?
>>25365697
same
>>25365448
Claim a caste for myself, obviously
One question. Am I the little filly?
Finally live my life in peace
I'll try to live one of two of my lifelong dreams
>be a hero/knight
>travel the world meeting every pony
If I can't accomplish either then just settle down into ponyville and open up a little shop or become an author. I dunno.
>>25365448
I read.
I read all there is to read in Equestrian history and science.
Then I schedule an appointment with Celestia to ask wether there's any chance to make me able to manipulate magic.Without looking fucking ridiculous
Then I'd ask Luna to help me lucid dream.
I'd travel to the lands outside of Equestria.
Read their history.
And all along the trips I'd chat to my waifu and make songs for her.
Oh yes, I almost forgot. I'm learning to play a portable intrument like the armonica or a banjo.
Something that isn't as encumbering as a guitar or as fragile as a violin.
After reading a lot, I'll write filling the gaps and issues ponies didn't dig in.
>>25365448
Introduce/spread human culture, ideology, and religion.
Inspire an enlightenment and an industrial/scientific revolution.
At bare minimum, leave a permanent mark on Equestrian history.
Ideally, I'd take power and live forever.
Maybe even open a portal and allow humans of my choice entry.
>>25367301
>>25365483
>>25365456
>>25365454
>>25365482
thesefriendosget it
>>25368268
This sounds pretty cool anon
>>25365448
Conquer Equestria and bring thy heathens to the Lord. In Hoc Signo Vinces, Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini to da gloriam.
>>25365448
Finally learn the manly art of blacksmithing. Make tools, armor, maybe even weapons if they ask me to. Might branch out into jewelry crafting and gem cutting if I desire. My main goal in life has always been to work with metal in a medieval style, but I've never had the money or the skills to make it happen. So if I'm going to live in Equestria I'm gonna live my dreams.
>>25368272
Would I be one of the humans of your choice, Anon?
>>25365448
Live happily and die without fear, surrounded by true friends. What else you expected?
>>25370513
Deeper motivations? Maybe?
>>25370549
For what purpose? I just want to be happy, this is my target. If I'll obtain it, I will use it and then simply die.
>>25370507
If you're a white, christian, but open-minded conservative with a love for small pastel horses and someone who's willing to fight, then yes.
>>25370485
you
I like you
rape
>>25370507
I must join this cause no matter what.
>>25365448
I don’t know. As long as my homeworld's safety is guaranteed, I don’t know that it matters.
>>25370796
No the asker.
The only thing I don't possess is the will to fight.
Why fight in Equestria?
>>25370394
Thx man.
>>25371052
Griffin Kingdom and other nations might not comply so well.
You can always just work in the factories, I suppose.
>>25365448
Do you truly live life without issues?
What is life without challenges to overcome, no goals to achieve?
Who are you if you are already perfect.
>>25365448
Finally, no more memes, no more 4chan, no more pointless jobs and grinding stress. Just live, sleep and love until death. Where do I sign up
>>25371132
Nobody is saying life needs no challenge or even tragedy. It just not need our humanity and all the fucking nuclear pile of shit that goes with living our contemporary life.
Death will still be there, working too and even duty. It just can't be worse than what we have here. I hate my life and I live in a rich country and have a nice family. Can you even imagine living in some fucking 3 world favela without cash, safety and a family history stuck in drug dealing and death? These people exist and outnumber us comfortable fucks... I wish it for them as much than for me.
>>25371132
Finally someone gets the point of the thread
>>25371543
>>25371402
Also this
>>25370485
>>25370796
>>25370526
>>25371132
>he isn't immaculate and the pure essence of being
>>25371132
I disagree with you whole approach to the issue. A life of simpleness and bliss will lead you to find challenge and goals. In our current life, the challenges and the goals are inflicted upon us, never truly letting us better ourselves in ways that complete who we are and what we desire. In a world where goals and desires are fabricated to sell ignorance and facility, I want no part of my existence.
>>25368272
>industrial/scientific revolution.
Why do you want to ruin their world?
>>25371588
not that guy but I think those revolutions are fine as long as they are not fucking rushed in 200 years at the cost of everything else that makes us human.
>>25371584
But Equestria is a perfect land, with perfect inhabitants. What kind of goals could you try to accomplish there?
>>25370796
I'm half nigger, never think about religion, and am somewhat conservative.
Can I come?
>>25371690
Meh, close enough.
Embrace the Holy Church and you will have whichever waifu you so please.
>>25371611
basically this.
We could probably avoid a lot of the disasters caused by industrialization the second time around.
>>25371566
>rescuing maidens
>not converting infidels
what, are you some kinda heretic or something?
Did I win their confidence?
If yes, thenGENOCIDE RUN!
Else,FUCK IT GENOCIDE RUN!
>>25370796
I may not be christian, but i would fight alongside you, for whatever reason, against any evil.
Can i come?
>>25365448
Fuck each and every single one of those ponies brains out
>>25370796
>Christians
Not praising whos raising the sun for you every morning. Get a load of this faggot.
>>25365448
But what if my waifu is Sunset Shimmer?
>>25371630
Nothing is ever perfect but damn equestria is a long stretch ahead of us.
>>25371825
Templars had a lot of non-Christians.
>>25371883
PAGAN DETECTED
GET OUT OF MY CHRISTENDOM
>>25371888
Go through the portal and bring her back to where she belongs, in equestria at your side, forever.
>>25371802
>converting infidels
God has no need of a priest with a sword, indeed, a man of chivalry who does his deed with good intent is inherently the favorable
>>25371756
Licentious debauchery
>>25371883
The eternal fires of hell will burn with a magnitude to bring the sun to its knees
>>25371916
>Templar
Hostpitaller are objectively better
>>25371936
Niggers and believers are not allowed in equestria, sorry pal.
>>25368268
I actually bought a harmonica not long ago from an antique shop close to my house, anon. Good idea.
>>25371820
I wanna make some OC of that guy next to a quote that reads "this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me".
>>25368268
Flute or recorder are good, traditional of a troubadour
>>25371960
>believers not allowed
sounds like Equestria is in desperate need of a crusade
>>25371936
>not the Teutons
>>25370796
I'm latino and don't care about religion, but I love fighting, specially for a good reason.
Can I come?
>>25372121
>do piss poor in the crusades
>murder other christians
>can't even beat the memegols
Absolutely heretical
>>25372135
>Latino
White-ish and Catholic by blood?
Close enough.
>>25365448
Adventure across the realm of course!
Praise be to Yevon
Will I still somehow get to watch video streams of strangers playing videogames?
>>25372290
If you go through the mirror, probably
>>25371967
Ikr?
You gotta keep up with all them sinigng ponies.
You won't be left out and will even play a role with your instrument.
Besides it's a fucking easy intrument to play, and it sounds real nice too.
You know, this is a nice thread. Made me think about things for a bit.
As for what I'd do, exploring sounds fun. World-build a little where the writers won't :^)
>>25371916
>>christendom
>>equestria
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>>25365448
Settle down. Haveor adopt if that's the only optiona couple of children.
Raise that family - do what I can for them, maybe join the local PTA.
Spend whatever spare cash I have on some decent items, maybe a sensible set of shoes - perhaps whatever the pony equivalent of a Chevrolet is.
Then party till I'm broke and my family drives me away.But I am serious about the first bit. Start up a small shop, write an actual book. Spend time raising my kids with the waifu and generally living a comfortable life.
>>25374674
A family manThat sounds nice
>>25365448
Then I destroy Equestria, such is the way of man
Why ponies never feel the need for self-improvement?
Start a war without anyone knowing it was you.
And become the greatest soldier of all time
>>25365448
I want porn of twily in that art style
>>25371883
Sunfags are cancer
>>25371916
>airsoft
>>25365448
I would probably wonder why I was brought here in the first place.
I mean it is nice and all but why would they bring someone like me?
Isn't there anyone better than me that deserves to be here or am I something special?
I would question this to myself every night I dream until finally I confront someone about this issue.
I am not sure how I will react to the answer they will give me, specifically because I don't know what they would answer, but maybe, just maybe, I'll be content with it.
>>25372176
You forgot
>Becoming Protestant scum.
>>25375519
This isbeautiful
>>25375519
What if they answered because you were a huge faggot with no life?
>>25375612
That guy reached enlightenment. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care.
>>25375612
Can't argue with that.
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>>25365448
I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the stallions, but the mares and the fillies, too.
They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals.
I HATE THEM.
>>25376477
> american education
We're all animals anon, even humans
