>"HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!"
>>25355114
>"Then how are you swimming?"
>>25355114
Then what the fuck are you doing in water?
>>25355114
Yes you can.
>>25355114
Then stop swimming?
She seems to be having trouble swimming in all of our cum
You're a fucking birb pone. Just float like your seagull ancestors.
>>25355139
>tfw your cum is blue
I like how were all just sitting here talking about blue cum while Rainbow Dash drowns.
>>25355168
Knowing this place, it's not really surprising.
>>25355156
>>25355168
If you eat enough blueberries you can cum blue.
>>25355114
Well you better learn quick
>>25355191
... Huh.
Well, I guess I can imagine blueberries being common enough around Ponyville.
Guy with blue cum here. I eat a lot of blueberries. Didnt realize I had so much stored up in the ol' reliable when cumming on her, and now she's downing in it. Oops
>>25355205
They're just knockoff smurf berries.
>>25355191
I am a doctor and I can confirm this.
>>25355114
then fly, you dumb fuck!
>inb4 semen general
>>25355114
Oh shit. Someone should probably call for help or something.
>>25355493
Holy fuck, Anon... It's like drowning and getting raped at the same time.
>>25355608
Oh man, she sure is gettingwet
Dash! Here! Catch this! Ths will save you!
>You toss a lifesaver to Dash who desperately catches it.
>She dips underneath the water immediately.
>You cross your arms feeling pride at having saved a life.
>>25355114
Then you know what you must shoo be doo
https://youtu.be/P4TedkQP_hM
>>25355667
kek
>>25355667
>>25355114
https://youtu.be/ZTt-kfPvRks?t=5
>>25355156
i told you not to eat the fucking gum you little shit.
>>25355667
>Once under the water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_XkuafNg8 starts playing while Dash drowns.
good
>>25355667
topkek
>>25355801
Top kek
well i cant either
>>25355114why the fuck has no one said this?
>"Fly UP!"
>>25357663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz-3NmE5BmU
context for the two people who live under a rock
>>25355156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
Don't give up, Dash, because believe in you! And I'm gonna stand here believing in you as hard as I can. You're gonna make it, Dash! You just have to try your best and--
Ah, nevermind. She drowned. I guess cliched positive reinforcement isn't as useful as they make it look in movies and cartoons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
>>25355114
*Acts like I can't hear her,casually walks away whilst whistling*
>>25355114
Dash, that water is only two feet deep.
>you will never asphyxiate Rainbow Dash
but the squirming! the struggling and thrashing as she battles to take a breath!
>>25355801
>posting Johnny Depp and not based Gene Wilder
>walk away, anon, just walk away
>she's just a figment of your imagination
>>25355114
I always knew Rainbow Dash was a nigger.
>>25359874
This makes my dong so hard.
