>"A-anon... How could you...?"
Psh.
Nothing personal, kid.
>>25343154
>personal
You had one job. One fucking job...
>>25343143
I told you I'm allergic to that ketchup with the lycopene in it.
>>25343143
>"Good."
>>25343143
Next time get me my tendies when I say to.
>>25343170
What?
>>25343143
Sorry dear, but I'm afflicted by a curse where I must take everything literally. When you said "I'd give you my heart"...
>>25343154
>Personal
Now it's fucking personell, kid.
She has non-Monster high skin because she's dying
>>25343322
You can't just stab a bitch because she doesn't get you your stupid nuggets.
>>25343143
Hey, this isn't the first time I've sleep-punched you
>>25343143
I told you that eating undercooked meat was bad for you. I told you that eating too much red meat was bad for you. I even told you that eating food with jagged bits of steel lodged in it was bad for you.
But no. No, no, no, Ms Adagio has to get what she wants, and she wanted was a cybernetic hamburger cooked rare. So don't complain to me now that you're vomiting and shitting blood. Next time just have a regular cheese burger like a sane person.
>>25343431
good shit
