>"Did you put it in? I don't feel anything..."
>>25338839
That's a good thing that cant feel anything, stupid. You want this done without the anesthesia?
>>25338839
you can't?but that was all the fucks I had to give.
>>25338881
Yusss
>>25338839
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25338859
underrated post
>>25338881
nice
>>25338839
truest statement said for all ye pedos
I already explained to you that we're doing intercrural today
>>25338859
>>25338839
>Flutterbutter has extensive nerve damage to her poni pussy because of all the zoophilia she practises
>>25338839
"You soon won't feel anything at all anymore. But here, for you."
>You twist the KATANA stuck in her ribcage, an evil smirk creeped on your face that hide a wisdom older than this universe.
>"Aaah... Why Anon..."
"Because you..." You remove your KATANA from the worthless sack of flesh and bones that will soon be as dead of your soul. "...you were in my way."
>You feel behind you your true foe stirring.
"Sempai(NOTE: THIS MEANS TEACHER IN JAPANESE)... You shall see how i progressed beyond teaching, that the teached surpassed the teacher after being teached. Prepare yourself, and feel my KOKORO(NOTE: THIS MEANS HEART IN JAPANESE), ANGEL!"
>>25339055
>Sempai(NOTE: THIS MEANS TEACHER IN JAPANESE)
>KOKORO(NOTE: THIS MEANS HEART IN JAPANESE)
kek'd
>>25339055
>you turn around, unsheathe your KATANA and whisper: "nuthin personnell.."
>"..kid.."
>>25338839
of course it'd be like a hotdog down a hallway after that threesome you had with the elephants
>>25338839
"Oh, yeah, you sure?"
>Anon says as he leaps out the window
>Bitch called her cats her babies
>RED FLAG
>>25338859
Kek
>>25338839
>>25338839
No i haven't put it in yet thats why you cant feel anything you dumb cunt
>>25338839
>tfw 5"x5" "would never please a woman" tier schlong
on the bright side at least nobody is ever going to see it anyway
>>25339055
>sempai
>teacher
I know this is satire but the inner weeb in me is triggered
>>25340105
Mine is 2 flaccid, 4 hard.
>>25338839
Oh...I think the drugs were in my cup.....oooooohhh..ssssshhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt..t..t..................................................................
>>25338839
Lucky bitch.
>Anon it's too long and not thick enough
>anon don't make me ride it, suck it or hug you while sex, it's too long
>>25338839
Yes Fluttershy I deposited the check into our joint account.
>>25340181
thats sad t.bh f@m
