Papa Franku in equisteria
How much pussy does he get?
>>25324435
All
>>25324451
u fukken kno it
>Le Autism Guy Face
>>25324435
>It's sunny out, set the stage, franku is in the middle of town.
>It's been weeks since his last vid
>His Autism is flaring
>His chromosomes to little.
>He needs an offering to Chin Chin
>In the middle of town as is customary, frank bends over and grabs his ass cheeks
>and screams
" ore no chin chin wa chisai desu!"
" ore no chin chin wa chisai desu"
>Ponies begin to stare, and some whisper to others.
>He needs this, this is how he is summoned.
>Before him out of the center of the pool rises the dark lord himself.
>"Anata wa nanida ittai o shitaidesu ka?"
"Oh Dark Lord Chin Chin, I feel my power fading, I need chromosomes, I need to get home. Please help me I'll do anything!"
"Hey it's your boy franku and I'm a teach you faggots how to get mad mare pussy."
>"Anata wa uma no chitsu o taberu tame ni junbi sa rete imasu ka?"
"No what are you saying chin chin?"
>"Bitch you know what I am saying."
"Well if it's the only way."
>"Sore wa jūbun ni furankude wa arimasen. Anata wa sore o bideo ni keisai sa rete iru hitsuyō ga ari, sore o kiroku suru koto ga dekimasu. Kore wa, ōkibona homo no yōna monodesu."
>"Soredake wa anata ni chikara o ataeru yori mo."
"Than it must be done."
>Frank journeys to the local library, if there's one thing he knows, is that bitch's love books.
>He turns his camera on and begins.
"Kon'nichiwa bitches! This is your boy frank, and today Papa's going to show you how to get mad horse pussy in equisteria."
"You know daddy loves all his kids, even the weird ones that like jerking it to furies."
>He goes silent and stares blankly at the camera
"So anyways, as you know if you wanna get mad pussy on earth all you gotta do is walk up to some bitches and be like, Hey I eat allot of ass. Bitches love it when you eat the ass."
"Things don't change to much here neither."
"Watch as daddy gets some major tange from the librarian."
>Camera fads to black and his quest begins.
>>25324650
Likin' it
>>25324435
https://www.reddit.com/
>>25324650
>Franku enters Twilight's library
>"Ohh hello there, I've never seen one of your kind before. My name is Twighlight and I'm the owner of this establishment, and you are?"
"Hi...uhh I'm frank."
>Frank sweats, spaghetti begins to leak from his pockets.
>"Nice to meet you frank, is there anything I can help you with?"
>Quietly Frank reply's
"Uhh...I uhh I eat allot of ass...."
>"Excuse me? I didn't quite catch that."
"I said I eat allot of ass."
>"OOOOOooay, well umm that's nice, did you need anything an particular."
>Without saying a word frank walks off,"
>"Well that was weird."
>But the battle was not over
>Frank returned moments later and this time with the more conviction says.
"Like I don't think you understand. Like Allot of ass."
>"....."
"......"
>awkward silence fills the room for what must feel like a century.
>Just than frank remembers his training, and begins to flick her his tongue like in >>25324435 pic.
"Well okay...thanks...."
>Frank leaves, spaghetti leaking from his pockets.
>Alone at last twilight only thoughts are.
>"Sh~should I call the police?"
>Outside franku confronts his camera
"UUHHHHH SON! DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT! THAT BITCH WAS ALL OVER ME!"
"You know papa be making them mares be Rarrin."
"But this ones clearly a lesbian. If Papa's going to get pussy on camera, he's gonna make it something one of you weebu faggots can get too."
>Frank does his victory screech
"UAAAAHHHHHH"
"Don't you worry Papa, is gonna try the clothing store, teach you boys how to get bitches at the store."
>The camera fads again and frank his begin his epic quest for pussy.
>His powers already growing form his recent success.
>>25324772
Can we request the next ponies?
>>25324789
Sure my Autism is flaring today, request after I finish rarity prws.
>>25324802
Requesting Pink Guy and Pinkie Pie interaction, I need it....
>>25324683
It's sad that frank has become mainstream-counter culture garbage.
>>25324855
It's sad that people can't love him for who he is. Unfiltered Autism.
>>25324881
This. I don't get the hate frank, pewdiepie, etc get on 4chan.
>>25324902
They're sellouts.
They simply take 4chan culture, put it somewhere else, and reap the rewards.
>>25324909
Eh, whatever
>>25324772
>>25324772
>Camera fads in Papa is in front of rarity's boutique
"Know, Papa's gonna do you one better today. If you wanna get yourself a class girl, you know a real High society type. You gotta go big. So that's why today I got the help of this little guy right here."
>The camera shifts to a small filly, an orange short winged one.
"Say hi kid."
>"Uhh, I'm a girl."
"Yea sure you are."
> The camera re fades to frank.
"Now, you gotta bring these kinds of girls gifts, and what better gift for a girl, than some fine dinning."
"So were gonna start off nice and easy with some Pasta with this gal, and than move into the meat and veggie's."
"And after that maybe we can move into my Meat and veggies if you know what I mean."
"Follow me faggots."
>It's a busy day a rarities boutique. Colts, and mares moving in and out of the shop.
>Even Sweetie Bell is working.
>Than frank enters the Seen.
>Combed hair and in a tuxedo, he really went all out this time, with gloves covering both hands.
>Naturally it catches rarities attention.
>"Oh my, well arn't you a finely dressed gentlemen."
>"I'm rarity and you are."
>>25325054
>She says extending her hoof.
>Frank removes one of the gloves on his hand.
>And grabs hers. It it is covered in Vaseline.
>"UHHHH, WHAT...WHAT IS..."
>She struggles to break free but frankus power has grown to great already.
"Hey baby you like pasta?"
>Turning to the camera frank says.
"Now it's real important to always feed your lady first."
>Rarity is screaming now, her hoof covered in Vaseline. Everyone is watching in terror.
>Frank reaches into his pocket, and pulls out ravioli
"HA HA HA, ravioli ravioli what's in the pocket oli."
>"STOP! STOP I'LL CALL THE GUARDS HELP!!"
>He begins to eat some sloppily, pasta sauce all over his face. Moaning in pleasure.
"UAAAAAAH, UAAAAAAHHHH"
>Rarities eyes dilate, she's un utter terror.
>And with his shit eating grin
>He shoves some into rarities mouth
>"mmph stahp mmph"
>she begins to vomit heavily. Sweetie bell begins to cry in the back ground.
>Just then Scootaloo enters with a serving tray and a table and places it in front of the two.
"I pulled out all the stops for you baby."
>"Kill me please" tears are rolling down her eyes.
>Frank opens the dish to a platter of dead mice.
>Rarity faints
>Frank realizing the battle was over runs out the store and confronts his camera again.
"WHAT I TELL YOU GUYS! DADDY KNOWS WHAT MAKES THEM MARE'S RARE!"
>The camera fades to black as sirens are heard in the back ground frank is running and the camera is left behind.
>>25325066
>Frankus Chromosomes are returning.
>His powers growing.
>Now is the time for his greatest ally.
>Pink guy
>He can't just call for him anywhere.
>Frank must summon somewhere where his message can be heard.
>Somewhere where his signal can bounce across multiple relays.
>Frank went to Apple Orchards.
>The summoning begins
>Out in the fields, deep within it's heart.
>Frank strips his shirt off and begins to claw his chest screaming
"YYYYYYEEEEESSSSS, UAAAAAAAHHH YYEEEEEEEESSS, GIBE ME DA PUSSSSY!"
>Over and over again and again.
>The signal travels to sector z, and is heard.
"Pink guy listen pink guy, I'm in some real trouble here, I need your help."
>Pink guy dimensions way stares blankly at a napkin.
"I need you to come get me i'm trapped here in some faggot wonderland and I don't know what to do."
"Look if you go into my room, there should be a portal. Just jump inside and find me, Pink guy, pink guy I'm scared."
>"Eeeey boss."
"Yea pink guy."
>Pink guy holds his thumb up and says nothing.
"Pink guy I Iove you."
>The portal closes, and his mission begins.
>Pink guy must travel to equisteria and find frank.
>The portal closes, but he is not where he thought he must be.
>Pink guy is inside Pinkie Pies bakery.Running out of steam and don't know where to go from here. If there's no audience I'll just end it here.
>>25325279
I'm here, dunno if anyone else is lurkin'.
>>25325279
It's great keep going please?
>>25325342
>>25325349
THAN I SHALL LET THE AUTISM POUR FORTH! TO HELL WITH MY ENGINEERING HW!It's not due for awhile anyways.
>>25325370
'Atta boy!
>>25325370
20 years from now, you'll find that you made the correct decision.
>>25325491
Ehhh, from what I hear, and from what I've learned at my UC, I won't regret this in as little time as 2 years.No one cares about GPA's.
>>25325279
>>25325279
>Enter was maybe an understatement.
>Rather he came crashing
>Flying tumbling and slamming straight into the register.
>with a might crash, or a boom rather.
>Pinkie lets out a mighty shreek!
>"WAAAAAAAH!"
>"WHAT'S HAPPENING ARE WE BEING ATTACKED!"
>She screams running into the room.
>Laying there splayed across the flower. Pink mass lays.
"EYYYY BOSS!"
>"Boss? I'm not your boss. Are you okay?
>With a thumbs up pink guy responds with a
"EHHH"
>"Well that's good to hear I guess."
"Excuse me, but hab you seen a franku?"
>"A what?"
"Hab you seen a fraknu?"
>"hmm no can you describe him to me?"
"ehh"
>Pink guy begins to rub his crotch very vigorously.
>"Wa~whhat are you doing over there?"
>than a stream of light springs forth from his crotch and an image of papa franku is produced.
>"Ohh him. Well he's been living in our dumpster for awhile now."
>"Come with me I'll show."
>The pink mare hopes gingerly and pink guy follows.
>"You know he's been an awfully strange one."
>"I tried offering him food once and just screamed and waved a baguette at me saying something about not having any respect for him.
"ehha"
>"You can sure say that again."
"ehhhhhhaaaaaaaaa"
>"Okay there, someones been drinking a little to much soda."
>Naturally they found nothing, and pink guys true quest begins
>"Hmm he's usually here."
"Ehhhhh"
>"What's that, you have to find him?"
"ehhh"
>"Well, expert detective pinkie is on the case. Do you know who'd know who'd know where they'd be!"
>Jumping up down her excitement unable to be contained.
"AHHHHHHHHH"
>"That's right Twilight."
>And so they began their investigation.
>And yet franku could not stand still. His power was returning but he needed more. He needed to continue to channel it, if Pink Guy was going to ever find him.
>>25325634
I'm out for the night, I have to go to study, But I'll remake the thread later maybe Saturday with the same story but finished,
>>25325689
gud b0ss
Ey B0ss
>>25325689
gimme da green b0ss
byoutiful
