Alright /mlp/ I'll give the Luna formula a shot
>>25319588
You'd better deliver, OP
>>25319588
does hers have tuna juice? or am I thinking of a different pony
>>25319630
Half of them have tuna juice.
Bumping for OP to deliver
>>25319588
>buying decent brands
very nice. you shall receive your own tab in my browser, anon.
Water added waiting for it to boil
>>25319697
Cum in pan
Water boiling now to add the honey
>>25319786
Go for it!
>>25319786
stick your dick in it OP!
Oh this is gonna be good and going to need a screen cap when it is done
>>25319786
>>25319786
What are we making? A drink?
I don't know what's going on here, but I want to see what happens.
>>25319814
>>25319823
He's doing this
>>25319845
Mare juice? Like, vaginal extracts? Wtf is he gonna use that for
Juice, honey, grape Jello and what's the last thing?
>>25319870
>Wtf is he gonna use that for
take a big guess hun
>>25319870
new car smell.
>>25319786
>>25319697
What's the point to putting caps on your stove?
>>25319898
not him but I guessing they are either decorative, in which case he probably lives with his parents, or they are to protect the burners from shit.
>>25319588
Dear fucking Lord.
You absolute madman.
>>25319898
Sorry I'll focus more on the pan. It is necessary.
Stirring honey now
Jello added
>>25319588
Oh man this will be good
D-do you have a pony fleshlight to go with it, OP?
>>25320012
Sadly no
What do you do with this shit anyway, drink it?
>>25319845
>Garlic powder.
I know its only 1 tsp but I'm legitimately curious on how the end product will taste. For you know...science.
>>25319588
hey op you do realize that juice is mostly apple juice and pear juice with a little pomegranate juice and even less blueberry juice
waiting for imminent fun
>>25320041
>that much honey and sugar
it will taste like salty honey.
>>25319588
>inb4 the recipe was actually poisonous and OP dies covered in Luna's juices
>>25320061
thats the way i want to go.
>>25320061
You're acting like drowning in Luna's mare juices is a bad thing.
>>25320048
It was the best I could find at the time, believe me I tried
Done stirring preparing salt
>>25320061
Turns out OP is allergic to gelatin.
>>25320075
looks like youre running out of water.
>>25320075
OP I will only accept what you're doing if you eat it along side Luna's GLORIOUS Grilled Cheese
>>25320041
garlic powder (Substitute 1/8 teaspoon powder for every clove of garlic
eight cloves
most bulbs of garlic have eight to ten cloves
basically it's equivalent to adding a whole bulb of fresh garlic
>>25320108
Whoops, I posted the funny one.
>>25320075
NOICE
>>25320097
I've taken notice
Salt added.
>>25320122
Who the fuck eats 10 grilled cheese sandwiches? I can barely eat 2 without feeling like a greasy whore.
>>25320075
>believe me I tried
it's fine
I have access to pure blueberry juice (not from concentrate) and it cost about $12 for a pint
>>25320135
Salt to simulate the flavor of OP cumming inside?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>25320153
Maybe that's why kids need an adult to help them.
>>25320153
>Who the fuck eats 10 grilled cheese sandwiches?
A slumber party.
This is like the anon who put molasses on his mashed potatoes, he died OP! He died!
>>25320153
Keep in mind that they are Americans.
Hope to see you in Valhalla.
More honey added. Though the bubbling concerns me slightly.
>>25320184
I'll take my chances
>>25320260
THE BUBBLING MEANS
THAT RIGHT NOW
YOU ARE DYING
>>25320260
>Though the bubbling concerns me slightly
Explosive mare juices!
>>25320184
A HONORABLE DEATH
>>25320260
Luna's vaginal juices bubbling can only be a good sign.
>>25320260
This can only mean good things, OP.
Bubbles = flavor.
>>25320260
She's trying to speak to you Anan.
Listen to the bubbles.
>>25320260
Bubbles = luna's magic
>>25320187
But I'm an American though.A nigger.
>OP's face
>>25320260
The magic is real.
>>25320187
But the show is made in Canada tho.
Checkmate, internationalists!
>>25320260
>tfw this was all an elaborate ruse
>tfw those bubles are chlorine gas
>tfw OP is dead by now
just like the 4chan crystals
>>25320314
This.
Preparing to add the blueberry juice
I am disgusted, but want to know what happens next at the same time. This place is truly magical!
Added. Stirring
>>25320337
>>25320337
that's all of 4chan desu senpai
>>25320353
Looks disgusting as fuck desu senpai.
>>25320353
Man this is some fuckin blood-clot looking shit
looks like something you'd vomit up if you swallowed a razor
good luck and godbless anon
>>25320359
Im used to the gore and autism by now. Beastiality and everything /mlp/ related however can still shock me from time to time.
>>25320353
looks kinda burnt desu
>>25320384
>Beastiality and everything /mlp/ related however can still shock menormiereeeeeeeeee
>>25320353
Are you sure this recipe isn't supposed to be Rainbow Dash crusty mare juices instead of Luna's?
>>25320384
>not being into bestiality
You have pleb tier taste anon
>>25320399
man I don't even watch this shitty fuckin show but I still fap to the porn at least
fuckin normies man I'm telling you
Can't even fap to beastgore
>>25320353
It's all downhill from here, sunshine!
>>25320384
I mean in the scope of things bestiality is pretty tame even by the other boards standards.
>>25320353
>>25320373
Sure its not a blood from her period instead of marejuice?
>>25320416
fan of the fandom namefag filtered
>>25320407
All the ingredients I've got were specifically for Luna.
Stirring complete adding garlic powder next
>>25320384
>Not into bestiality.
>On this board.
That's ok Anon, after some time we all fall for it, and so will you.
That is, if you spend enough of the time here daily.
>>25320416but i actually masturbate to anatomically correct horses...
>>25320439
Now it looks like what you'd cough up if you swallowed a razor and had a bukkake.sexy
>>25320461
And? Is that supposed to be weird? A lot of us here fap to actual horses
>>25320481
This.
>>25320439
We will remember your sacrifice OP
Garlic powder added and getting ready to stir again.
>>25320439
>>25320488
This is turning into some Ashens tier disgust
>>25320439
>>25320487
inb4 this gets the news bc some person dies and the fandom gets blamed and/or 4chan gets a news feature
Would be hilarious
>>25320488
Why aren't you using a balloon whisk?
>>25320488
Checked
>>25320512
I still want an explanation for the stove covers
>>25319588
What the fuck is this? Did I miss something? Someone want to fill me in on what is happening?
>>25320524read the thread
>>25320108
anyone have the cadance version?
>>25320523
They are decorative and keep lint from accumulating on the burners you don't use.
>>25320524
Something wonderful
>>25320488
Why is this giving me an erection. Last I checked I wasn't into food play.
>>25320537
>>25320543
You have much bigger problems if there's lint accumulating on your stove
>>25320543
I want a *better* explanation for the stove covers
>>25320548
>not being into foodplay
>not wanting to lick Princess Purplefuck's ladycum of a qt Filipino boy's nipples
wew lad
>>25320550
I don't think that's the one. I remember one of them saying "die in a frying pan" or something similiar to that.
We're almost there. Adding the final honey.
>>25320557
But that's what they are used for, that is their purpose. There is no better explanation.
>>25320570
Found it.
>>25320570
get Candance's cheese
>>25320582
Tell me about this mixture.
How does it smell so far?
>>25320582
WERE ALMOST THERE
>>25320583
>There is no better explanation.
O rly?
"I am an insane person who thinks that lint gets into stove burners regularly, I most likely make sculptures out of my own faeces and toenails - never turn your back to me"
>>25320598
kek
>>25320612
>O rly?
>>>/knowyourmeme/
Ok guys I made a video of me drinking this vile concoction
Enjoy you sick fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6-84-y30Q
>>25320582
maybe you should strain it once it's finished
>>25320669
niceme.me
>>25320669
>not even trying
>>25320669
>scroll over embed
>see thumbnail
tfb senpai kek
>>25320669
Kinda behind the times, aren't you, chum? You know there's an embed feature now, right?
>>25320689
>>25320685
>>25320684
>>25320682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
>>25319879
Garlic.
>>25320678
I'll do this real quick. Washing my hands and pot out then I'll be back shortly
>>25319588
C'mon OP don't pussy out on us we wanna see you drink that shit and the thread's getting derailed
>>25320122
Holy shit. I finally get the lyrics to this Underpony song. I heard it like a year ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_fAWeujbI8#t=1m33s
>>25320707
I love this song, it's like the musical embodiment of /r9k/.
>>25320777
>the musical embodiment of /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltkyqfMjCg
>>25320669
not mad.
>>25320763
1:33 for those wondering.
>>25320763
How do you even hear the lyrics with that loud dubstep (I think) instrumental
C'mon OP the hiatus is gonna be over by the time you show us you drinking this shit
OP is dead
>>25320851
Confirmed to have died drinking the horsecum drink
do not try it guys
>>25320763
Underpomegany a best.
>>25320851
The pure, unfiltered taste of Lunas glorious mare juice was too much for OP.
rip
OP is now drinking Luna's juices in Equestria.
RIP
It's done. Recording video and uploading it on my shit channel momentarily
what does it taste like?
alsocum in it
>>25320878
>>25320878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMxhKmX5fzg
Okay guys it's done
>>25320878
It looks anticlimactic.
>>25320878
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>25320878
Please describe the bouquet and mouthfeel
>>25320878
Release it to the public.
>>25320878
Bravo, it literally looks like red-dark cum.
>>25320431
horses don't have periods, anon.
>>25320878
Clearly lunas period, not her pussyjuice.
8/10 would still try
That's what the horses want you to think.
>>25320878
Waiting for the sun to go down/get a bit darker. Otherwise it won't feel like Luna
>>25320537
i-is there a twilight version?
>>25320878
please drink that mare juice anon
>>25321004
inb4 he just scraps it during the wait and drinks cranberry juice instead
>Being THIS autisticAt least you're having fun, heh
>>25320878
>>25321004
Oh come the fuck on Anon, that's like an hour at least.
>>25321004
Why are your trees upside down?
>>25321045
Op is a Chink
>>25321045
Probably from 'Straya
>>25321045
fucking australians
>OP after one zip
>>25321057
in-thread entertainment provided by anon
>>25321045
Australia
>>25321045
Oops, that's on the camera
>>25321015
Why would i bother going through all this just to pussy out? I plan on delivering this.
>>25321057
Do it, you stupid purple cunt.
>>25321057
>"Y-You wouldn't..."
>>25321057
Don't you dare.
>>25321057
>>25321057
>>25321111
W I T N E S S E D
>>25321057
cunt!
>>25321111
Powerful pistol you got there
>>25321085
What timezone are you in? Sun is down here in EST.
>>25319888
nice trips
>>25321133
Get out this thread! This is nothing little fillies should see
>>25320878
>>25321057
I'm firing up my reaction images
>>25321150
EST too. It's dark enough now. Recording now
>>25321242
It's about to be a lovely day.
>>25321244
He's puking his guts up right now
>>25321244
dubs confirm
we'll be waiting for OP until we're all dead
also, checked
>>25320550
>Preheat oven to 0°k
That's actually the funniest part to me
>>25321242
>Happening
>>25321111
I do love me a Colt .1111
>>25321299
DONT FUCKING DO IT YOU LITTLE CUNT
>>25321057
>>25321299
>>25321307
same pic applies
>>25321299
>mfw this was OP's plan all along
>>25321299
>>25321111
Well, quads are all well and good, I guess, but I really wish this had been a 1911 get.
>>25321299
Plz don't do this
Waiting on OP to deliver
>>25321090
can somebody add the "scared" caption from >picrelated to this
>>25321381
fuck my draw thread is showing
Excited for this desu senpai
>>25321299
>she sees the cup
>mfw dubs
is OP dead?
Op is now dead.
>PIC RELATED
>>25321387
>>25321462
Yes
RIP in mare juices
>>25321387
>>25321462
>>25321483
guys it hasn't even been a half hour, chill the fuck out
>>25321506
RUN YOU FOOL. OP IS DEAD!
Dis gon be gud.
https://youtu.be/_07gB8uAna
I feel like I should re record this/ finish this glass off.
As I said in the video, it's kinda creamy and sweet at first then there's like this salty and other flavor which I cannot describe.
My stomach right now is rumbling with the force of tsunamis.
Enjoy
>>25321536
DED
>>25321536
>Video does not exist
FAGGGGGG
>>25321536
>https://youtu.be/_07gB8uAna
It doesn't work
>>25321536
>this video does not exist
fix pls
>>25320777
>the musical embodiment of /r9k/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>25321536
fiiix
>>25321538
>>25321542
>>25321544
One second let me fix this real quick
>>25321560
>>25321536
"Creamy and sweet"
Somehow that makes me feel ill
>>25321549
/r9k/ wishes they were hardcore enough for meth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07gB8uAnaQ
Should be fixed try now. I'll leave it up to you guys. Should I finish this drink?
>>25320582
Fucking glorious
>>25321598
>yfw?
![[internal blood-curdling cries].png](https://i.imgur.com/kfXfFWf.png "[internal blood-curdling cries].png")
>>25321598
GOD
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>25321598
>NIGGER
>>25321598
Whats up Thaddeus
>>25321471
THANK YOU
>>25321495
no, you silly faggot. Now I want to kill myself because I saw Donald Trump on /mlp/.
>>25321601
>>25321598
aww shit niggaaaaa
>>25321598
>>25321598
mad thad?
>>25321598
you sound funny
but good job mate
>>25321598
He fucking did it
>>25321598
thank god I finished my morning tea before watching this.
>>25321598
Today OP was not a fag.
Godspeed Anon.
>>25321598
>>25321598
>>25321598
git yu sum of dat purple drank
OP delivered, and that's great.
>>25321598
You will be immortal now.
>>25321598
Sup Kent.
>>25321598
HOLY SHIT, OP IS LITERALLY A NIGGER
BASED
>>25321598
he actually did it the absolute madman
I can now sleep in peace. Thank you, pussyjuice anon. (Somebody screenshot this thread.)
>>25321598
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!
Waiting for a proper screencap to immortalize this thread
>>25321606
>Dat purple tinge around the mouth
Neat detail.
>>25321641
>Op not being a faggot
>>25321598
HAPPENING
>>25321673
Yes, one with lots of reaction images and zoomed words. ^:)
>>25321691
Well, at least he is a cool faggot, like Freddie Mercury
![203094__twilight+sparkle_questionable_text_vaginal+secretions_fwslash-mlp-fwslash_4chan_why_greentext_recipe_artificial+mare+juice[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FaYR82x.png "203094__twilight+sparkle_questionable_text_vaginal+secretions_fwslash-mlp-fwslash_4chan_why_greentext_recipe_artificial+mare+juice[1].png")
