Bugpone needs more love
>>25238821
>you will never be bros will male bugpone
why live /mlp/?
>>25238821
Changelings are just so misunderstood. Pretty damn cute too
>>25238857
Go for it, bro. Be the changeling bro.
drawfag here taking bugpone requests
>>25241880
Female changeling and spike kissing, deep kissif you dont mind
>>25241880
Pinkie hugging lonely bugpone
Oh hey. bugpone thread is early.
>>25241907
>>25243778
that's fucking cute, mate
>>25243778
oh my god
oh my god that's incredible
We could just let this die so that a proper one can be made tomorrow.
>>25243778
That guy is about to overdose on love.
>"Anon, if you try slapping my ass like a bongo drum one more time, I'm banishing you to Uranus."
>>25243778
Fuck that's cute.
Thanks mang.
>>25243778
You draw really cute
Finally, /bug/ is back online. I await green.
>ctrl+F
>Bonermancerwhy live?
bumps
>>25243778
Fucking saved, this is awesome
>>25245444
OR we could just ignore the cancerous General and all it entails, and just have a good thread actually about changelings instead.
>>25248887
I'm here. But unfortunately I haven't had much time to write.
I have a little bit written so far but I really want to make it to the end.
Definition of a standstill
Bemp
burp
changelings where
A sorta bad writefag here.
I can try and write something Changeling related but I don't know what the story should be about?
Any requests?
>>25252376
A changeling just moved out to ponyville and the mane 6 welcome him/her. Involving social and cultural discussions.how about that
>>25252376
Essentially we will eat anything up as long as it has the Queen/Changelings in it.
All our writers thankfully have different plotlines in their stories so you're free to do anything.
>>25252376
write a story about anon having sex with a pony but then he found out that it was a changeling,a male one[\spoiler]
>>25252407
I second this
>>25252376
Shining armor and a company of guards go on a mission to eradicate the changelings, but through lots of shenanigans with the bug queen, they end up signing a peace treaty and changelings get to open brothels in equestria.
burp
>>25252397
Your request sounds quite good.
Once I have some free time tomorrow, I'll start writing.
Keep the thread alive for me.
anyone still around? it is time.
>>25254238
I'm here...I guessI'll always be here
>>25254238
when we last left our heroes they had just made love in a bath tub together with luna watching from the window.
now continuing Bug Bite:http://pastebin.com/VDeQCPv6
>When the time seems appropriate, you decide to nudge him with your foot.
>As much as you'd have liked to, you guys couldn't just stay in the tub forever.
>It would start to get weird, and cold, and you're not sure what kind of effects prolonged exposure to water has on bug chitin.
>Do they get pruny like skin does?
>He didn't feel any different with what your foot could tell you.
"Hey."
>You nudge him a few more times until he stirs.
>Eventually, his eyes lazily drift open and her turns his head slightly to look over at you.
>"Hm?"
>You nudge him once more, but he doesn't respond.
"I think we're done."
>He still doesn't move.
>"You know I can't hear you."
>Oh well.
>You pull the plug and the water level begins lowering rapidly.
>He should get the hint.
>He continues watching you lazily
>With a deep sigh, you stand up and stare at the ceiling as you stretch a bit.
>That was a fantastic soak.
>One that you've needed for a while now but never seemed to care enough to do.
>Shit you knew you needed to do always seemed to somehow end up at the end of your list of things you actually did.
>After your stretch you let your arms flop down and you look down to climb out.
>Kalakcha catches the corner of your eye.
>He's still staring at you.
>Far less lazily now.
>He seems fixated.
>Almost in a trance.
>You laugh internally as you already know what he's staring at, and this is far from the first time this exact scenario has occurred.
>Well, not exact, but close enough.
>Kinda.
>>25254722
>Equestrians are all comfortable with nudity.
>An idea that was as foreign as you were when you arrived.
>Over time though, you eventually got used to the idea.
>However, every now and then, someone gets a little more curious than usual.
>You are an alien to their world, after all.
>All new.
>After they sate their curiousity it's all business as usual.
>You'd be lying if you said you hadn't tried to sneak a peak at Kalakcha a few times.
>Not that you wanted that, it was just instinctual curiosity.
>Your eyes just wander on their own sometimes.
>So you can't blame him.
>You turn your head and smile down at him.
"Like what you see?"
>His trance all but explodes and lets out a tiny embarassed groan before allowing himself to roll from the step into the pool that remained in the center of the tub.
>He sinks to the bottom and doesn't try to resurface or move.
>Bubbles of air find their way to the surface before silently popping.
>You laugh to yourself and climb out.
>After you're all dried off and at least partially dressed in your leisure clothes, you look back into the tub.
>The water has drained, and the bug remains in the same position on the bottom.
>You grab a folded towel and whip it open as you walk back down into the tub.
>The soft fabric finds its way over his entire body as you lower it and then wrap your arms around both of them, effectively turning him into a bug burrito.
"C'mon, let's get you dried off."
>You hoist him up out of the tub and carry him out into your living room.
>The two of you end up on the couch once more.
>He's still held firmly in your arms wrapped inside the large towel.gotta go for an hour, family stuff
Well, I haven't finished Where Eyes Deceive yet. I just haven't had the time. But I did write a little something and I was wondering how you might feel about it.
>The air is crisp and cold on this breezy day.
>Bright sunlight warms where it touches but does little more than remind you of the days of summer that you had missed.
>In many ways it is like the day that you had returned to your kingdom.
>But now that the celebrations have ended, and the tears of joy have dried, there duties to be fulfilled.
>Promises to be kept.
>Far from the busy streets of the Crystal Empire, you climb the stout hill where a single tree stands.
>Two changelings, one female and one male, wait for you there.
>They're unlike the others in both hue and temperament.
>But they have done well to fit in with the others in this world that is not their own.
>They already have the hole dug.
>It's small and shallow but it will do fine.
>Kneeling before the hole you look to one then the other of your adopted children.
“It's a nice spot. Do you think she would have liked it?”
>Your daughter struggles to contain her sadness as your son does his best to comfort her.
>”I think she would love it. It's… peaceful.” he answers.
>You take a deep breath and reach into your coat.
>She has served you well over the months.
>She had saved the three of you more times than you could count.
>But now it is time for her to find rest.
>You look down at the jagged dagger in your hand.
>The handle fashioned expertly from heavy oak and the horn of a changeling queen as the blade.
“I'm sorry that I couldn't do more. If I had been there sooner…”
>”You've done more than anyone else could.” the changeling girl says softly.
>”More than we could have asked.”
Sovereign Claim 2
>>25243778
I love you.No homo
>>25256573
>best bro
Looking at the thumbnail, I thought it said "butt bro".
>>25256585
>implying it wouldn't be good at that too
>>25255110
>You sigh to yourself.
>There goes all that work to get him relaxed.
>Maybe you should try comforting him a bit?
>What can you say to make this less weird?
>A few moments pass and nothing is coming to mind.
>You can feel the little bug burrito slowly expand and retract with his breathing.
>He hasn't acknowledged anything has happened this whole time.
>Other than the slow breathing from both of you, it's been deathly quiet.
>"I have an idea!"
>The sudden burst of sound makes you jump.
"Holy shit."
>"You know what changelings feel like. All we have to do is get into a position where you can test each potential pony until you find him."
>What?
"Huh?"
>"You work for Celestia, which means you are considered high class by pony standards, which means you have access to the nobles, which means you can get close to the ones we marked and attempt to find my rogue lieutenant!"
>How the hell did he get from being too embarassed to talk to you to coming up with a solution to the missing bug problem?
"What happened? You acted like you died in the tub and now you're all hyped about finding this lieutenant again."
>"I don't know what you're talking about. I've been thinking this whole time."
>Right.
"So you're going to try to convince me you didn't sneak a peak at my ramrod and then groan as you died inside?"
>You hear him scoff.
>"Don't be perverse. That's not what happened. I was thinking."
"Oh, I'm sure you were thinking."
>"Indeed."
>You weren't going to just drop this forever, but for now there were more important matters to deal with than his potential fantasies involving you and whatever it is bugs fantasize about.
"Whatever. What was this plan?"
>>25254722
>when we last left our heroes they had just made love in a bath tub together with luna watching from the window.
Wait, what? I missed both of these things.
>>25254092
Of course
Anything anyone wanna see that the other writefags aren't already doing?
>>25256585
im glad i wasnt the only one who saw that.
>>25256953
>He continues speaking from the warm embrace of your arms and the towel burrito.
>"As I said, simply touch each noble he might be until you find him. You'll know when you find him since you know how we feel."
>You bite your lip and look to the side as you consider this.
"Uh, I can't exactly walk around feeling up all the nobles. They all know I'm a bit weird, but I'm not that weird, not to mention Sunbutt would get flooded with complaints that she has to lecture me on."
>"It wouldn't have to be all of them. I'm sure he's still somewhere near his initial target. He would have to be here still in order to tell the guards where to find me."
>He chuckles lightly.
>"I can show you everyone we were supposed to follow. He has to be around them."
>You can feel him shift slightly.
>"Or, uh, one of them."
"One of them?"
>He coughs once in response.
>"He might have... Taken their place? He was only supposed to observe, but he's off the grid at this point. Anything is possible."
>You cringe a bit.
"It's gonna be really hard to justify helping you guys escape if some nobles ended up dead."
>"What? Oh, no, we don't kill ponies. At least, we haven't in a very long time."
>He shifts around once more.
>"He would simply, uh, make his target his mind slave and keep him hidden while he takes his place. That's all."
>His nervous laughter makes you wonder how often that happens.
"Guess it's okay if that's all."
>"It's not death."
>You hug him tighter.
"Please shut up. Let's focus on how I can actually find him rather than reasons I shouldn't be helping you at all."
>"We already went over that."
"No, I can't just go around touching everyone."
>"You can, you just need a good reason to."
>>25257281
You could try to continue Wolf's story, he's officially kill forever.
>>25257372
>You hear Kalakcha release an exaggerated sigh.
>"I'm not asking you to be weird about it. A simple hoofshake would be enough for you to tell if something is wrong."
>You roll your eyes despite his inability to see you do it from where he is.
"I have no reason to do that, though, and I can't exactly start reintroducing myself to everyone and shake their hooves. I mean, I didn't even do that the first time I met them."
>There's a long pause before you hear him speak up again.
>You can hear the grin behind his voice.
>"That's perfect. Maybe it's time they met the new you."
>You don't like the sound of that.
>The hell does that even mean?
"You're not going to try to mind control me again, are you?"
>"No, you fool. You do not respect noble status. You do not even respect royal status. I'm saying now you've changed, and you do respect it, and you would like to start over by reintroducing yourself."
>You look off to the side.
"That's really retarded and doesn't sound like me at all."
>"It doesn't need to be you, it just needs to give you a reason to shake their hooves."
>That's not the point.
>No one is going to believe you suddenly changed for no reason.
>Not even the stupid nobles.
"That plan won't work. We'd need to-"
>Oh.
>Oh yes.
"Hmm..."
>You grin as the idea sprouts in your mind.
"You know who else would know what a changeling feels like?"
>"What?"
"Another changeling."
>There's another short pause as you sit their silently smiling at your own brilliance.
>"No."
"Oh, yes. We're going to introduce you to the ponies you saved from the terrifying changelings with your selfless acts of bravery and valor."
>"No."
"And of course they'd be more than happy to shake the hoof of someone that would sacrifice themself for such a noble cause."
>"No."
"Yes, dammit. It makes way more sense than me doing a complete one-eighty with my attitude."
>>25257383
That'd be kind of weirdespecially if he came back.
>>25257545
>You feel him shift in your arms.
>"That's not the point. They'll know my hoof feels wrong. I'll get caught. We'll get caught."
"Nah. It'll be fine. Just, uh, try to keep a safe distance as you get close to everyone."
>"Do you realize how stupid that sounds?"
"No more stupid than your plan. What if you wore some armor so they could only touch your hooves?"
>He shakes his head around until the towel falls from around it.
>Turning it far enough to see you out of the corner of his eye, he speaks once more.
>"Do you think an injured guard would wear heavy armor to a social gathering?"
>You shrug.
"Duh."
>He blinks a few times.
>"What is duh? Is that yes?"
>You turn him a bit in your arms so he can look at you more easily.
"Yes, you idiot. Guards wear armor everywhere they go, and your injuries should be healed enough for you to do that tomorrow."
>He snorts.
>"Easy enough for one to say who isn't injured and won't be wearing the armor. Where will you be getting this armor? As a royal gaurd, I should already have my own."
>You think for a moment.
"Couldn't you just wear your bug armor and-"
>"No. They will likely feel my armor. It must be real."
>You roll your eyes.
"And where am I supposed to get royal armor? They don't just leave that stuff laying around, y'know."
>He squints at you.
>"You are very clever. I'm sure you can figure it out."
>Asshole.
>You have no idea where to begin procuring a set of royal armor.
>Suddenly he grins wide at you.
>"You were right. Relaxing really helped clear my mind. Look at all this progress we're making."
>You hold up a hand and point at him.
>Before he realizes what's happening, you press your finger onto his nose.
"Sure, if you want to call this progress. You're ignoring that there's not any kind of social event happening anytime soon, and there's not just spare guard armor everywhere, and Sunbutt will be stopping by tomorrow."
>He frowns at you.
>"Why would you do that?"
>You boop him once more.
"Cuz it's funny."
Havent been around for a while. Things around here have changed.
What happened to wednesday changeling thread?
Which stories are still going on and which writefags are still with us?
Any happenings?
>>25257719
>His arms are still wrapped up too tight to bat your hand away, so he turns his head as best he can.
>"No, why would you attempt to undermine our progress like that?"
>You shrug.
"Not to mention there's no proof he's even still around here. He might have ditched this place as soon as he got you caught."
>He continues frowning at you in an attempt to communicate his contempt.
>"Doing nothing solves nothing. Even if we fail to find him we will succeed in making progress."
"How?"
>He pulls one of his hooves out from the towel with no small measure of effort and prods you in the chest.
>"Every pony we eliminate as a suspect is one less pony he could be. The list will narrow until we find him."
>You sigh.
"That's a perfect plan for someone who has an eternity to find his target. We're on a time limit."
>You tilt your head back slightly.
"Rephrase that. We're on an unknown time limit, which is the worst kind. Our time could be up at any time."
>He tilts his head at you.
>"One's time could be up at any time at all times."
>This time you prod his chest with a few fingers.
"Don't get all philisophical with me. You know what I mean. We need a plan that works quick."
>"That may not be an option. We have a plan that has a chance of working."
>You groan.
>"It's worth the attempt."
"I was really hoping the plan we came up with was going to be better than gee, I sure hope everything goes alright."
>Kalakcha closes his eyes and recites a phrase, as if he's said it thousands of times.
>"A plan only has as much chance for success as those carrying it out allow."
>You roll your eyes in response.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
>His eyes open once more.
>"It means everything should work just fine if you're not a fool."
>You sigh once more, but don't say anything.
>After a moment, he offers you a slight smile.
>"You should relax."
>Despite everything, you smile back.
>You're sure you'll figure something out.
>It's what you do.
>>25257966
Wednesday threads have ceased. Too little activity to keep it regular.
Now the threads are just spontaneous.
>>25257997
>Shortly after your conversation ended, Kalakcha discovered he was being held in a towel wrapped in your arms and did his best to escape in the most nonchalant way he could manage.
>By nonchalant you mean he asked why you were still holding him.
>Surely he was dry by now.
>He attempted to pretend he wanted you to let him go, and you pretended you didn't care either way.
>After both of you ruse masters finished tricking each other flawlessly, he asked what you usually do around your house.
"You mean like in my free time or something?"
>He nods.
>"You don't seem to enjoy books enough for that to be all you do, and you clearly don't spend the rest of the time around town or at the castle."
>You smile a bit.
"Hm, would you like to see?"
>He tilts his head to the side in response.
>"I would not have asked if I did not wish to know."
>You shrug and turn around, beginning your short journey to your study.
>By study, you meant the spare room you had that you stored all your crap in.
"Sometimes people ask questions they don't really want to know the answer to."
>He follows behind you.
>"Why would anyone do that?"
"That's an excellent question. You should ask everyone who freaked out after asking me what I was doing in my locked room."
>"Wha-"
>His voice quickly trails off and he stops talking.
>You grin.
"Look how smart you are."
>You walk into your study and hold out your arm, welcoming him in.
"Of course, sometimes I lie. It's very rare, but it happens."
>He walks past you and looks around at the cluttered room.
>There's a pile of boxes near one wall, and a desk nearby that's completely covered in papers.
>Your wall is literally wallpapered in various parchments from earlier projects.
>It helps you keep track of what you've already done and what needs to be done.
>Kinda.
>>25257997
Why are changelings so adorable?
>>25258101
Thats too bad, the wednesday threads used to be very good.
>>25258233
>>25258101
What if next week we went back to wednesday threads? We have 3-4 writefags now and at least 1 drawfag. Plus there is a chrysalis thread running simultaneously right now.
I know, I know, generals are cancer, blah blah, but the more regular thread appearance makes it easier for content to be ready by that time rather than the bits and pieces whenever it opos up.
>>25258281
Generals aren't, and have never been, cancer. They're content aggregator, for ease of use.
A general can BECOME cancerous, and it often will become so over time as it grows stagnant, unending and circklejerky.
And ours wouldn't even be permanent, it would be tied to a day.
We've handled Wednesday Threads before, and they live just fine as long as there's demand. I don't see any reason why we shouldn't try next week. If it dies, then so be it. We'll wait for later.
There is nothing to be lost by trying.
>>25258126
>Kalakcha looks up and down your walls before turning back to you.
>"What is all of this?"
>You hold one hand palm up and question him.
"Shouldn't you know? You searched my whole house, didn't you?"
>He shakes his head as he continues looking around.
>"No. I did a quick check to see if anyone else was here. When I was satisfied, I made my way to your entry room and began my more in-depth studying. You arrived shortly after."
"Well, whatever."
>You motion to all of your crap scattered around.
"This is the infiltrator gold mine. I'm sure soon enough you'll be absolutely convulsing with orgasms."
>He doesn't look over at you, but rather continues studying the walls.
>"I'll be what?"
"Nothing. So you heard my friends and I mention I'm not from around here, right?"
>He nods silently.
"You know, like from a whole different world."
>"Sure."
"A whole different universe, probably."
>You walk up next to him and begin pointing to the pages pinned all over your walls.
"Well, these are devices and machines we used in my world."
>His eyes slowly widen as he glances from page to page.
"I'm no engineer, so I don't actually know exactly how each one worked, but I drew what I could remember and what it was supposed to do. The least I could do was draw what it looked like and describe what it did, if nothing else."
>He begins pressing his hooves into the wall.
>"Wait, these are actual functining devices?"
>You nod.
"A lot of it is more advanced than anything in this world, but this place obviously relies on magic, so they didn't have the need to make most of this stuff driving them."
>Soon enough he can hardly contain his excitement as he shifts from spot to spot.
>He doesn't even finish looking over anything before moving on.
"So, ya, this is sort of how I spend all my spare time. It's kind of one of my only hobbies. That, and learning how to cook something new or exploring as far as I can now and then."
Another morning bump
>>25258387
>As you finish your explanation, you take a seat and watch him shuffle around with a grin on your face.
>A few ponies you know used to get this excited, but the interest died down over time when they realized a lot of your devices had no practical use in their world.
>Every now and then something will pique their interest, but mostly it's just getting your legacy on paper.
>You are, and probably will always be, the last of your species after all.
>If no one else makes some records, no one will, and you can't let everything die with you.
>You sigh as you continue thinking to yourself, ignoring the lively sound of paper being moved all around.
>Soon enough, you're interupted by Kalakcha shoving a hooffull into your arms.
>He then points to each page as he asks about them.
>"What is this?"
>You look over the page and frown.
"Meh, just a lighter. You press this to release gas and then this circle of steel rubs against this tiny flint and makes a spark to light it, creating fire."
>You frown.
"Turns out unicorns can just create fire from magic, though."
>He tilts his head to the side.
>"Not everyone is a unicorn."
"Ya, well, I live in the unicorn capital. Besides, how would a pony use this with hooves?"
>"If it was made to work for your species, it can be remade to work for others."
>He pushes the paper off to the side to get at the one behidn it.
>"What about this one?"
>It only takes a glance for you to chuckle.
"Oh, this was just me practicing with a quill and ink. That shit was hard to learn even though it looks so simple."
>He looks disappointed.
>"Oh, I thought it was a complex device."
>You shrug.
"Well, it did lead to me drawing this first device."
>You flip through a few of the pages he brought to you until you find it.
"Here, see? It's called a ball-point pen, and as the name suggests the end is a ball."
>He looks up at you.
>"How would one write with a ball?"
>>25258763
"Well, the ball is super tiny, like almost a speck of dust, and it rolls ink from inside this storage chamber onto your paper as you drag it across."
>He pulls his head away from the page in awe.
>"Interesting. And these devices actually worked?"
>You grin at his reactions.
"Not only that, they were sold everywhere for super cheap. These were super common."
>This led into him questioning how anyone could create compact devices like these with such tiny parts and you having to explain what machines were.
>You both talked for the rest of the day in that room.
>Neither of you remembered, or even cared about having dinner.
>A yawn escapes your maw as you idly turn to look at your window.
>You suddenly became aware of the surrounding world for the first time since you showed him your study.
"Shit, it's getting really late."
>His own trance broke with yours as he looked towards your window.
>"Is it? Oh, is that a problem?"
>You stand up and stretch a bit.
"Hmm, not if you can just sleep in all day. Sunbutt is coming in the morning, remember?"
>He nods.
>"Yes, I remember."
>He looks around sadly at all the papers he didn't get to ask about yet.
>You sarcastically pat his head.
"There there young padiwan, we can pick this up some other time."
>He goes to brush your hand away, but you began walking before he reacted.
>"What is padiwan?"
>You wave your hand dismissively.
"Don't worry about it."
>As you walk through your house turning off the lights, Kalakcha seems to stay on your heels.
>He's not saying anything, though.
>Once you reach the end of your journey in your room, you turn to look down at the awkward bug.
>Seems he can't being himself to speak.
>He just looks from one side to the other at nothing in particular.
"So, uh, you gonna go to sleep tonight, or are you going to sneak back into my study and stay up all night?"
>He looks up at you.
>"Hm? Oh, I'll sleep, I suppose."
>You nod your approval.
"Alright, good."
>>25258999
>You begin your practiced ritual of throwing all your clothes to the floor so you may sleep unhindered in naught but your loose boxers.
>So liberating.
>You also can't help but notice Kalakcha is still standing in your doorway looking around awkwardly in silence.
>You look down at him with an unsure expression.
"Were you going to sleep on the couch, then?"
>He looks back up at you again.
>"That's where I slept last time, so it is likely. Sleep well, then."
>As he stands to turn to leave, you shrug and grin slightly.
"My bed is a lot more comfortable than that couch is, you know, if you wanted to share or something. It's a pretty big bed."
>He pauses for a moment before turning around.
>You can tell he's trying not to smile.
>"I can give it a try, to see how comfortable you claim it is."
>You roll your eyes and pull your covers back to slide inside as he gently hops up.
>He soon follows your example and climbs under your covers from the top and turns around under the covers before poking his head out and colapsing.
"How is it?"
>He moves around a bit to get comfortable before speaking.
>"It is nice. Thank you."
>You lean over and blow out the candle on your night stand before getting comfortable yourself.
>His back is pressing into yours as you drift off.
"Good to hear. Have a good night."
>He doesn't reply, and soon enough you're completely out.
>>25259093
thats it for tonight.
>>25259093
>>25259108
damn cuddly lovebugs
>tfw no changelingbro
>>25243778
I know this style...Mr Mech?
>>25243778
This is damn good.
That Pinkie smile is beautiful.
>>25258152
Honestly, I don't know. I'm still trying to figure that out myself/
>>25246210
"I'd rather go to your anus."
>"Yes, that's what I--oh, for the love of--guards!"
>>25259108
Is this going to turn sexual? Because I really don't need gay changeling sex in my life.
>>25259708
Same.
I really hope he just stays as a changeling bro.
>>25259708ill never tell.
>>25259708
I'm probably gonna drop it if it gets gay.
>>25260184I won't.
>>25259162Yes
>>25260184
how gay?
>>25259093
>No interuptions.
>It would seem your bug friend decided not to wake you up over and over this time.
>You struggle to get your eyes open.
>With a little more effort, you manage to lazily open one of your crusty eyes.
>The light is low, but there.
>Must still be somewhat early.
>Your thoughts turn to your dreams.
>They're already mostly faded, but you can recall a few odd details.
>Better write them down after your coffee.
>Moonbutt always insists on you writing everything you can remember since apparently she can't go look personally.
>Much to her disappointment, she realized she can't get through your natural magical defense.
>You're not sure why she's so fascinated in dreams anyway.
>It's not like they mean an-
>Your thoughts are cut off as you notice your pillow move slightly.
>You look down and squeeze your arms a little tighter.
>Hm.
>That's not right.
>Your mind catches up all at once and you go completely still, unsure how to react.
>Sometime during the night, Kalakcha became your hugging pillow, and now he was currently wrapped in your arms.
>Still asleep, as far as you could tell.
>Thank God.
>"Are you awake now?"
>You cringe a bit.
>Guess he's not.
"I, uh, guess."
>You continue laying there as you are.
>For some reason, you think if you don't move he won't notice he's being cuddled by you.
>Surely the problem will just solve itself.
>>25252376 here. Text coming soon.
>>25261833
>"Will you create more nectar of the gods?"
>So much for that plan.
>You really suck at thinking when you wake up.
"Of course. I'm useless without it, heh."
>You offer a small, single laugh as you continue not moving.
>A few moments pass of you still not moving before he finally speaks up.
>"Will you release me? I can't move."
>You open your arms.
"Oh, was I holding you? I didn't notice. I thought it was a pillow, cuz you know, it'd be a little weird if I knew. So I didn't."
>After you release your prisoner, he climbs out from under the covers and stretches a bit.
>"You told me hugs weren't weird?"
>You quickly roll over to face away.
"And it's not weird, but I didn't know it was you. I thought it was a pillow, as I said."
>You quickly stand up and rub your face.
"I just need some co- er, uh, nectar of the gods. Then I'll be fine."
>He doesn't look up at you, but you wouldn't have noticed even if he did.
>You yank your leisure clothes on as quick as you can.
>"I'll meet you out there shortly. It is important to stretch your muscles after your body has been idle for so long in case swift action is needed."
"Sounds fine, see you out there in a bit."
>You attempt to look perfectly calm as you walk out of your room rubbing the back of your neck.
>Why do you care so much?
>Usually this kind of shit just makes you laugh.
>Must just be too early.
>You're sure you'll get over it soon enough.
>Just need that coffee.
>As you round the corner and catch sight of your glorious brewer, you feel something slam into your back.
>It's not enough to really hurt, but it sure didn't feel good.
>>25261904
i cant fucking even into my name right now
>>25261904
>It causes you to lurch forward slightly as you catch your balance.
"What the f-"
>Another hit, this time to your side.
>You spin around in time to see a black blur heading towards you.
>Oh no you fucking don't.
>It slams into your stomach and you latch on with both hands as you fall to the ground.
>It's a damn changeling!
"What are-"
>Before you can finish, you see a green light right next to you that grabs your attention.
>There's another one.
>It looks like it's trying to use some sort of spell on you, but it's not working.
>You wriggle the changeling in your hands around so you can grip it with one arm so you can use your free arm to grab this other changeling.
>With a bit of manuevering, and surprise now on your side, you manage to get them both under control.
>One for each arm.
"Stop, dammit!"
>As you protest, yet another one begins attempting to kick you with his forelegs.
>You use your own legs to spin yourself around a bit and latch onto it with a scissor grip.
>It continues hitting you wherever it can land a blow, but is now trapped.
>That seems to be all of them.
"Kalakcha get your ass out here, I swear to God!"
>After that, all you can manage are gutteral, primal growls as your adrenaline builds up and your grips tighten.
>Small, hard hooves continue showering you in blows.
>After what feels like forever, you hear a familiar voice.
>"Swarm, cease function!"
>Instantaneously, they all stop moving.
>You keep your grip on them all, just in case.
>>25262000
"What the fuck? Who are these faggots?"
>He trots towards you and looks them over.
>"It is my swarm. Release them, they will not attack you again."
>BUllshit.
>They shouldn't have attacked you the first time.
>You tighten your grip a little more and they cry out a bit.
"Fuckers attack me in my own house!"
>One of them speaks up, a hint of pain behind his voice.
>"Commander?"
>Kalakcha says nothing.
>He simply observes you.
>With one final grunt, you release them all and stand up.
>One of them colapses onto his side, but the other two catch their balance and remain standing.
>With that, Kalakcha speaks up once more.
>"Why are you hear? I ordered you to remain in position until I came for you."
>The one that spoke up earlier speaks up once more.
>"Commander, you did not randevue with us last night as you said you would. We came to investigate to be sure you were not in danger."
>This seems to catch him off-guard, if the way he backs up slightly as he responds is any indication.
>"I was, busy. There was no need for-"
>"Commander, when you last made contact you informed us of potential danger and ordered us not to take risks concerning-"
>Kalakcha holds up a hoof.
>"Enough. I understand."
>You fold your arms and look at each changeling in turn.
"So I guess you told your little group to come rescue you from me if things went wrong."
>He turns and looks up at you with a nervous expression.
>"This was before I knew anything about you other than what a threat you were."
>He flinches at his own choice of words.
>"I mean, what threat you might pose to us- the hive, the hive as a whole."
>The other changelings look very confused as their leader stammers on his words.
>It just makes you smile.
>>25262117
>You turn around to continue your previous task before you were ambushed by Swarm Eleven.
"I guess all your mates will want some nectar of the gods, too?"
>No response.
>You can make out a muffled conversation between them, but don't care enough to listen in.
>He's probably explaining everything.
>Saves you the trouble.
>You rub your sore back a bit as you wait for the coffee to brew.
>Extra large batch today.
>You turn to look at them talking to one another.
>They seem to be making a lot of subtle and odd gestures as they speak.
"Don't suppose they have names either, hm?"
>Kalakcha looks up at you from his group.
>"What? Oh, no, they do not. Not any names like you are used to."
>He hesitates as he turns to speak to them again.
>With an unamused expression, he elects to look back your way again.
>"You're going to give them all names, aren't you?"
>You shrug at his question.
"If I have to."
>You give them a good once over from where you're standing.
>Huh.
>You didn't want to sound racist, but as far as you could tell they were all perfectly identical.
>How the hell are you supposed to give them all names when you can't even tell them apart?
>Maybe you'll figure something out.
>Maybe it won't even matter and they'll just leave soon.
"Are they planning on staying long? We're trying to keep a low profile, remember?"
>Kalakcha nods towards you.
>"Correct, I was updating them on our situation. They'll be leaving shortly."
>You sigh.
"How shortly?"
*THUD THUD*
>>25262210
>Fuck.
>There's the door.
>Fuck fuck fuck-
"Do they have any disguises?"
>You try your best to whisper quietly despite your panic.
>Kalakcha looks just as panicked as you, though the rest don't seem to fully understand what that knock means.
>They're looking to their commander for some orders.
>He shifts into his guard form.
>It's visually less injured than yesterday.
>You'd find this interesting if you weren't about to scream like a girl.
>His companions follow suit and copy his disguise.
>No.
>Goddamit no.
"You can't just fucking copy him, you need to look different."
*THUD THUD*
>You raise your voice so the pony at the door can hear.
"Ya, I just got up. Hold on dammit."
>They look around at each other before looking back up at you with a confused look.
>For fucks sake.
>Kalakcha responds to you.
>"They don't have individual guard disguises. They never needed one."
>You wave your arms frantically as you walk towards the door.
"Well make them use whatever they got, then. Now."
>You walk past your bug bud as he passes commands to his swarm.
>The room fills with dim flashes of green light.
>After you see the third flash you open your door as nonchalantly as you can manage.
>Before you stands Sunbutt in all her radiant morning glory.
>Fucking morning people, man.
"Sup Sunbutt."
>You speak through a false smile and invite her in.
>>25262798
>She nods at you.
>"Good morning, Anon. I know it's kind of early for you, but I have many stops to make today and wanted to make sure our friend is alright."
"Of course you do."
>You turn and motion to the group standing in your dining room, all standing in a row like soldiers.
>An injured guard, some earth pony you don't recognize, and two clearly noble unicorns.
>For fucks sake.
>Celestia steps inside and looks them over.
>"Oh, greetings. Anon didn't tell me he had so many guests."
>Just like an instant replay with Kalakcha, they all adopt expressions of fear.
>All except the commander, of course.
>He expected her visit this time.
>Pity his group did not.
>They do not speak, nor do they bow.
>They're not sure what to do anymore.
>Kalakcha steps forward slightly before bowing his head low.
>"Greetings, my princess."
>Upon seeing him bow, his swarm follows suit.
>She waves her hoof towards him just like last time.
>"There's no need for that, as I said before. How are you feeling? You appear to be fairing much better than just yesterday."
>He raises his head and nods.
>"Yes, princess, I feel much better. Thank you."
>She smiles.
>"I'm glad to hear that. It must be because Anon cares for you a great deal."
>Sunbutt almost seems like she's implying something.
>You and Kalakcha exchange glances.
>You probably just took it the wrong way.
"Well, I'm pretty good at relaxing. With my training he's done an amazing job at taking it easy. I dare say I've found an apprentice."
>She looks at you with a sly expression.
>"Oh, we don't need more than one of you, Anon."
>>25263118
>Her attention then turns to the others in the room.
>She tilts her head slightly.
>"So what brings the Bright couple to your home this early?"
>The who?
>She's staring directly at the unicorn nobles that have done and said nothing since her arrival.
>"You've hardly said a word. Have you been well since our last get together?"
>You stand a very short distance behind Sunbutt as she awaits a response, and you're desperately trying to give them the hand signals for say something you fucking retarded assholes.
>By some miracle, they seem to grasp the concept and each start acting more like nobles than scared imposters.
>One of them kneels slightly.
>"Indeed, Princess, we have faired quite well, and it is great to see you once more. It was merely an unexpected visit."
>The other steps in as well as if on queue.
>"We were just discussing the finer details of this attack with Anon, here. It would seem he's one of the only, er, ones with knowledge of the situation and we didn't want pony's imaginations to run wild with no answers."
>Wow.
>You stand there with a shocked expression.
>They actually managed to pull an explenation out of their asses.
>Celestia nods.
>"I understand perfectly. I had wanted to keep as much of this from reaching the public as possible for just such a reason. I would not like my subjects to begin panicking unnecessarily."
>The first one speaks up again.
>"We understand, and will do our best to keep such information to ourselves."
>Celestia scratches her chin lightly with her hoof.
>"Where exactly did you hear about it to begin with?"
>Right.
>Only the guards should have known anything, and they don't make this shit public.
>Not even a little.
>They both stammer slightly, caught off-guard.
>"Er, well..."
>You raise your hand.
"That was my fault. I let it slip when they asked about the injured guard I was walking around with."
>>25263249
>She turns her head back to you and frowns.
>"Anon, you know better than that."
>You shrug.
"It slipped."
>She doesn't look very pleased with you, but you expected as much.
>Loose lips sink ships and all that.
>It's one of her favorite lessons that she pounds into everyone in her service.
>"See that it doesn't happen again."
>You nod.
"I'll just try not to slip anymore."
>Last is the regular earth pony, who had no reason you could fathom to be there.
>Ever.
>Who the fuck even was that?
>She looks him up and down.
>"I'm sorry, I don't recognize you. Are you not a local resident?"
>The last bug scratches the back of his neck.
>"Uh... I..."
>Nothing.
>You were drawing a perfect blank, and from what you could gather from everyone else, so were they.
>Suddenly, Kalakcha slaps him in the shoulder with the back of one of his hooves.
>"This kind pony is the reason I healed up so quick. He sells herbal remedies and tonics."
>He grins and continues.
>"They really work!"
>The nervous earth pony gives a light chuckle.
>"Heh, yes, as I said they would. Natural healing."
>Celestia smiles at them.
>"Fascinating. You shall have to give me some samples when you can."
>He smiles back.
>"Oh, of course, p-princess."
>You're fairly impressed with the way he grabbed that last minute explenation.
>Guess that covers everything.
>You breath a sigh of relief.
>Sunbutt speaks up once more after looking around the room.
>"I see I interupted your morning breakfast once again."
>>25263462
You typed 'explenation' instead of 'explanation' twice now.
>>25243778
I felt my heart melt while watching this.
>>25263477
this warms my heart.
>>25263462
>You give her an unamused look.
"What do you expect when you come barging in when the sun comes up?"
>She turns around and gives you a playful poke in the chest.
>"Actually, I expect you to get annoyed and call me by that disrespectful title."
>You grin at her and rub your chest.
"Guess you're pretty smart, then."
>She winks at you.
>"I'm far more intelligent than you think, Anon."
>Okay.
>She continues on towards your door.
>"I guess I'll be going, then. You have much to discuss, correct?"
>You place your hands into your pockets and shrug your shoulders.
"Not really. I thought the point was to keep it all a secret?"
>She turns her head back and nods.
>"Indeed."
>With that, her horn lights up that brilliant golden color and the door gently swings open.
>"Farewell, friends. It was good seeing you once more."
>Everyone says their individual goodbyes as she steps out your door.
>You turn back and look over everyone as they sigh and relax a bit.
>Once again, you have all somehow dodged a bullet.
>As you relax as well, you notice all their faces tense up once more and their gaze focus behind you.
>Hm?
>You turn around and see Celestia walk back into your home.
>She closes the door behind her with her magic and sighs.
>"You call me smart, but you must truly think me a fool."
>She looks very disappointed as she continues.
>"I have sent my chariot away, they won't bother us. I'll admit, I did have a bit of fun, but I'm sorry you think so little of me."
>>25263579
Game over man, GAME OVER
>>25263579
oh shit
>>25263579
>Busted.
>You turn and look at your little group.
>They're not moving.
>They're not speaking.
>Even the commander now looks afraid.
>You turn back to her and sigh and offer a defeated grin.
"But it all sounded believable, right?"
>Her face stays solemn.
>"Anon... I was in the room."
>Your heart drops.
>Does she mean...?
>"The day you released that changeling. I was in the room for the entire process. What kind of cruel leader gives the command to inflict pain upon another if they won't even witness the consequences of their orders?"
>What kind of leader gives that kind of order to begin with?
>You frown.
>She closes her eyes as she continues.
>"I know what you're thinking, and the answer is far more simple than I would like. I was afraid and desperate for my subjects; that they would be attacked once more and I would not be able to stop it. The changelings, when prepared, are extremely efficient in what they do. However, it was also their efficiency that forced my hooves. What if through the suffering of one, multitudes could be spared?"
>Her eyes open once more.
>"But you were right. We are in a situation that neither side can win unless the game is changed. I wish for my subjects to be safe, but not at the expense of others."
>Her face goes stern as she finishes.
>"If they push me, I am prepared to push back. However, if there is even a small chance you can succeed in finding a different path, I am willing to cling to this hope. It is why I have merely observed your actions thus far."
>She stands there expressionless as she waits for you to respond.
>The changelings must have realized fleeing would be useless as well, since they haven't budged.
>You fold your arms and look down as you think.
"Why'd you come back and admit all this now?"
>She lowers her head.
>"I couldn't keep lying to you. Not if I truly wanted you to succeed."
>She tilts her head up to meet your eyes with a smirk.
>"Besides, I couldn't keep up the ruse of being fooled by you anymore."
>>25263757
>You poke your tongue out.
"You never let me have any fun."
>She stands up normally once more and looks over the changelings standing behind you.
>"The injured guard is a pony that hasn't worked in my castle for at least two years now. Do you really think I do not know every detail about every single guard in my own castle?"
>Kalakcha's eyes dart back and forth.
>She tilts her nose up slightly.
>"The Brights are currently away on business, and the last time we met it wasn't pleasant. They were complaining about the dull color of cobble used in the streets."
>The two fake unicorns looks at each other.
>Celestia tilts her head at the remaining changeling.
>"Honestly, I've never seen this pony in Equestria before. Where did you encounter him?"
>All eyes turn to him.
>He looks around and takes a few steps back.
>"Why are you all looking at me? It's just a pony I ran into on one of my first assignments. I wasn't even in Equestria."
>You shake your head.
"You used a disguise from some pony who isn't even from this continent?"
>He looks away and frowns.
>"I was told to use any disguise, and I like this one."
"You're an idiot."
>Kalakcha gives you a solemn look and sighs.
>"I suppose there's no reason to keep these disguises on, is there?"
>His horn lights up with a green glow for a moment, and in a flash of green light he's back to his regular self.
>You nod towards him and he bows his head slightly.
>"I can't promise any other changeling will trust either of you, but if Anon trusts you, then that will be enough for me. For now."
>Celestia winces.
>"I did not give the order lightly, you und-"
>"Please, princess. Leave it alone."
>He looks off to the side.
>Her head lowers slightly.
>"Very well."thats it for now
not a whole lotta people in here. perhaps its because we have a changeling and chrysi thread going at the same time.
>>25264182
Could also be because there's literally zero show content to go off of since Slice of Life. Of course the fans of the fandom will always be around, but there's not even a single show related topic to discuss ITT.
>>25264258
Changelings are fun though
>>25264258
could discuss the odds of them visiting them changeling homeland. maybe not this season, but the next one
>>25264258
The fact that changelings haven't appeared lately doesn't make them unrelated to the show.
>>25264612
They've been on the edge already, in Three's a Crowd.
I guess it *might* happen, but they still haven't done an actual episode focusing on the Everfree, which is literally next door to Ponyville. Using the badlands as a setting... I don't know. It just doesn't seem very feasible to me.
>>25264672
So what topic do you wish to discuss? Relating to changelings as well as the show.
>>25264692
how does matilda know kevin?
>>25264700
I don't know. Who's Kevin?
>>25264707
The changling that appears in slice of life during the wedding.
>>25264761
how do you know it's name?
lurkin for NotScribble's soon to be gay clop
>>25265203
>soon
you have a lot of faith, my young disciple.
>scribble is back
yes
>>25263907
Everything turned out better than expected.
And damn, Kalakcha giving it to Celestia. Brave bug.
>>25266832
Wolf, don't be so mean to yourself
>>25254722
I missed some chapters, why ar they not in the pastebin
>>25266856
Im not wolf?
>>25256432
Chrissy Dead.?
>>25266880
pastebin should be up to date up to the current thread, and then i paste everything at once from the thread when it archives
>>25265973
celestia and anon are pretty good friends. he was only undermining her out of necessity.
>>25243778
I just realised:
>.jpg
>No apparent artifacts
HOW?
>>25263579
AWWW SHEEET
Changeling mare pretending to be male pone to win gay stallion'sdickheart when?
>>25268403
>"Gosh William, you sure are the most feminine pony I've ever met."
>"Oho, you, do go on."
>"Really, how do you do it?"
>"Well, maybe I'm born with it.">"Maybe it's Neighbelline."
>>25263907
i want to see some homo changeling on human action
>>25268500
u cheeky cunt
>>25269081
Fags pls return to containment general pls
late night bump. maybe the chrysi thread will die and they can meet up with us here.
>>25254092
ded
>>25254722
you fucking liar
got me to read the green though. God damn you and your sex appeal
>>25269997
>find chrysalis thread
>kind of late, decide to read it tomorrow
>post small story
>thread dies while i sleep
morning bump
>>25270441
kekits been an ongoing joke since i started writing this. each continuation starts with outrageous events that never happened. mostly.
>>25262117
>rendezvous
Like a day late, but still.
>>25272180
ah, i knew i was forgetting something. i was actually going to look into that word before i posted since i knew it was wrong. notepad doesnt have spell check. thanks.
>>25272193
No worries. You might try pronouncing non-standard words phonetically to help remember the spelling. It certainly helps me, at least before spell-check.
burp
burp
>>25261885
rip
>>25274273
Soon™
>>25269236
ccg died years ago you dumbass
>>25274378
hey, I know that meme
what are you doing here?
burp
>>25275280
watch your manners !
>>25275302your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berrys i fart in your genral direction go away before i taunt you a second time
>thread dying because theres no love
Drawfag again. Any requests?
>>25277918
we need "the beatles" singing something.
>>25277353
>>25254722
>when we last left our heroes they had just made love in a bath tub together with luna watching from the window.
Wait, Luna? Since when? I didn't see it in the pastebin.
So, would a changeling fucking a mare be receiving love, or dispensing it?
Can a changeling only eat love when it's 'given' to them?
>>25279184
bump live!
>>25279184
I think >>25279223 is right.
The changeling may be producing love, but the mare is also producing love for the changeling to feed on.Unless >rape, but that kinda defeats the purpose. Unless >rape fetish.
Any bug/human relations anyone wanna see writefagged?
>>25280525
Hey, the more green the better!
>>25280523
Wouldn't a changeling know immediately if the mare has a rape fetish?
>>25280672
I have no idea. Cadence definitely would however.
>>25238821
Hug the bug
>>25280860
Touch buggy tail
>>25280860
taste the bug
>>25280860
Fug the bug
>You will never spend Halloween watching scary movies with your qt changling waifu
>You will never get spooked together
>You will never un-spook it with gentle cuddles and comfy feels
>>25284318
>changeling gets spook
>reflex turns camouflaged
>>25284735
I need this in my life
Daily Reminder that Bugbutt has no Butt
>inb4 MUH BATELFORM
>>25286922
Daily reminder that you're a nigger
>inb4 MUH DICK
>>25286922
tiny butts excite me so.
>>25286922
Some people roll totally opposite of Sir Mix-a-lot. And that's OK.
>>25286922
What she's got she knows how to use
Bug hugs
Want to write green. Changeling green. Drunk, and not sure about specifics.
Fuck.
>>25289054
I'd pick that bug up andcuddle the shit out of her.
>>25289570
Here, this is what I've come up with:
the common changeling (Hymenoptera fraudulenti versipellis versipellis) is a social insect; like ants or bees. They are arthropods, with a thick chitin plating. This is why they have holes in their legs; chitin is very heavy at large sizes. Like other members of the order Hymenoptera, they have a queen, however unlike Hymenoptera, drones have two genders and can make situational choices.
The Changeling Queens only hatch through a genetic 'defect'. When one hatches, the current Queen throws the new one out of the hive before it can develop its hivemind. When born, a Queen has 100 eggs already formed within her, and becomes fertile after two weeks. In order to fertilize her eggs, the young queen only needs to seduce something: snake, bear, ponyand fuck its brains out.
Depending on the species the queen >raped, her changelings will inherit certain aspects from it. Such as tactical thinking from ponies, strength from bears, stealth from snakes and so on.
To start a hive, the queen first must mature to a size large enough to lay eggs. Usually this can take anywhere from six to eight weeks.
A Queen's reproductive tract is hermaphroditic. She not only has both male and female genitalia, but an oviposition tract as well. This is used to lay eggs and the insulating mucus that is commonly associated with changelings.
>>25289915
i was more thinking of a prompt to work from. I'd probably use some of the ideas from ponyfinder changelings for how stuff works.
HappylateSpookday, /bug/.
>>25289915
>stealth from snakes
I would have gone with thermal vision.
>>25290642
Didn't think of that, thanks for the idea.
I still think stealth is a good one as they do that whole sneaking thing to take down everything from mice to alligators
I'll add it to my 'dissertation' and a venom too.
>>25289946
>you are Anon
>and you have one hell of a splitting headache
>you try to get out of bed, only to find you can't move
>this isn't good
>"well well well, I was wonderjbg when the venom would wear off"
>buzzing voice
>venom
>condescending tone
>looks like you've been ensnared by Queen Bugface herself
>I fucking hate Mondayshave fun
>>25291451
Aw, fuck, my god damn head...
>a chuckle fills the air
>"THAT, my strange friend, is not entirely my fault..."
>you groan
>"Mixing booze with the venom can have less than desirable effects, but, now, you have fallen into my web."
Booze?
>"What, my little human? Don't you remember last night at all?"
>you look around the room you are in... Your room.
>This is your bedroom... You feel restrained on your bed by something that feels awfully...
>sticky.
Barhghlke... What did I do last night... Why do I feel sticky?
>Bugbutt cackles
>"You must have drank more than I thought if you can't remember last night."
>with a little bit of concentration, you think back to what ever the fuck you did last night to end up in this predicament.
>>25294230
i bet we drank and went home with whoever gave us the time of day.
>>25294230
>To begin with, you remember going from your meager cabin on the far outskirts of ponyville, to the seedier corner of town's pub.
>The pub where everypony knows your name, probably because you are the only human in this world. Also, you drink there a lot.
>Days spent doing odd jobs for folks around town, stuff you are uniquely suited for doing more easily than any of them.
>Nights spent being a lonely outsider.
>All of them are nice enough, but you can tell you make them uncomfortable with your stature.
>The pony at the bar nods when you enter the establishment
>"The regular, Mr. Anon?"
Yeah, yeah, a buck beer, put it on my tab.
>You sit down at your regular spot at the bar, looking comically large, almost like an adult riding on a child's bicycle.
>After an hour or so of occasional chit chat with some of the other regulars who have become used to your presence and seem to enjoy your tales from your own world, you are approached by a pony you had never seen before.
>A blue mare, unicorn, with a green mane.
>she sits down next to you at the bar, as you order another drink.
>"So, I suppose you are the Mr. Anon that is the subject of all kinds of gossip around Equestria"
Hmm?
>you turn to look at her.
I suppose so. Only one of my kind, and I stick out like a basketball player at a jockey's convention around here.
>"A what player at a whoosit convention?"
Nevermind, stuff from home. What can I do you for? I don't think I've seen you around town, and definitely not here at the pub.
>A subtle smile flashes across her face
>"Yes, I am from out of town. I do... research on happenings around the world, and you seem like an interesting case."
>you shrug
>"I'd like to spend some time talking to you, recording stuff about you."
>>25294619
Meh, that Twilight Sparkle has talked to me a little bit, but I think she's gotten distracted more recently.
>"Yes, I'm sure her royal duties keep her busy from things like, oh, looking into alien creatures appearing out of no where and moving into the same town she lives in"
>you nod
Yeah, I guess once they figured out I wasn't a threat to national security, I've mostly been left to myself.
>you grab your fresh beverage from the barkeep, and take a nice deep swig.
>"Well, if you want to share some of your story, I could help quash some of the various rumours flying about the nation."
>with a thoughtful rubbing of your chin, you think for a moment.
>More of the ponies knowing about you might make you less of a pariah. Though you know this world has its tabloids too..
Who exactly are you?
>Upon closer inspection, her ass mark is a piece of paper and pen... definitely some kind of journalism or writer for sure
>"Me? Why, I am Sunny Scribbles. I do investigative journalism."
>with a look to the barkeep, you ask...
Hey, you ever heard of her before?
>The barkeep shrugs
>"Not really, though I don't do much reading of that kind of stuff... Rots your brain."
>Sunny Scribbles frowns
>"*I* am NOT one of those kinds of writers. I am offended... though I should imagine a small town like this is lacking in culture"
>>25294676
>The barkeep shrugs once more
>"Whatever lady. You gonna buy a drink?"
>The unicorn ignores the barkeep, and speaks to you again
>"I can assure you, I will only share the truth! So, are you willing to speak to me about your experiences?"
>you nod
"Why not. Though..."
>you shake your drink at her and smile
>she rolls her eyes, pulls out a small coin purse from her saddle bag.
>"Rest of Mr. Anon's drinks this evening are on me, barkeep"
>Fuckin score, free booze! And all I gotta do is tell some bullshit to this lady.
>You remember recounting various tales of home, about technology, culture, and the stuff you did.
>The hours rolled on, and the unicorn looked to be taking some detailed notes about what you had been saying.
>"LAST CALL!"
>you look bewilderdly at the barkeep
Whoa, already? Time is flying tonight... One more beer before I hit the road though.
>Sunny scribbles grabs your attention once more
>"So, about what you said earlier... What is this basketball, and why would a person who plays it stick out amongst these 'Jockeys' you speak of?"
Well, basketball involves a bunch of really tall dudes throwing a ball around, to eventually get it thrown into a basket on top of a tall stick and Jockeys... They are short dudes who ride on...
>hmm... Thats kinda awkward
They are just short dudes, yeah...
Thats all for now, need to clean up apartment.
>>25294762
>You continue your discorse with Sunny Scribbles for a short while longer before the next call from the barkeep
>"Closing time! Closing time! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"
>you stand up, and look at the unicorn you have been talking to.
It's been a pleasure to meet someone who is willing to listen to me ramble on for hours AND pay for my drinks. I suppose I'll see you around?
>She smiles
>"I'd still like to keep talking, if you dont mind."
>you shrug casually
Eh, whatever. Its probably a 15 minute walk back to my place if you wish to follow me, though its a little ways out of town. We can talk during that trip if you want, but I need to get to sleep once I get back. Got a lot of stuff to take care of there tommorow.
>Sunny scribbles gives a pleasant smile
>"That is perfectly fine... You are quite the interesting creature."
>You remember walking home, pulling out your key to your door, waving a farewell to Sunny scribbles, then...
>That bitch!
>>25295666
>be Chryssalis
>You watch as the strange creature before you seems to go into deep thought for a few moments
>This target was too easy... The lonely bastard was so starved for attention and booze, your offer to talk to him for a while made it easy to get out to his abode, which is the perfect place to figure out more about him.
>Forcefully.
>He could very well be a powerful weapon in infiltrating the ponies.
>He could also be a fucking useless waste of biomass, but that is to be determined.
"So, little Hugh-mann. You have fallen into my clever trap! I wish to know a great many things about you. Cooperate, and I will be graciouis. Do not, and face my wrath!"
>Be Anon
>God damn, your head fucking hurts
>Note to self, drink less Buck Beer in the future
Ugh... Lemme guess, you are that changeling queen who invaded the pony captail back before I showed up on this planet. Made a big mess of stuff for yourself when your clever ploy was figured out.
>The large, bug like pony above you scowls
>"Hmph. You are more versed in this land than I thought, little mon-keigh. Yes, 'tis I, Queen Chryssalis."
There's another snippit. Gotta still clean a bunch of shit up around my apartment.
>>25296272
>Mon-keigh
Bugbutt is an Eldar?
>>25296376
Found another fa/tg/uy.
Also, watching thread while removing everything from my cabinets.
>>25289915
>Hymenoptera fraudulenti versipellis versipellis
Damn...
I'm impressed you actually came up with that.
Page 9 bampu.
>>25296272
>From what little you remembered reading at the local library, and from listening to the locals talk about this, Chryssalis is a changeling, a pony-like creature who can shapeshift, and that it feeds off emotions.
>Wierd shit, all over this damn planet you've found yourself on.
So, what the hell do you want with me?
>"I wasn't lying entirely when I was talking to you at the bar. I want to know about you. You are an anomaly, a unique specimen to this planet, so far as I can tell, and I have eyes and ears everywhere."
So, why this sticky cocoon bullshit?
>"Because I don't need you trying to do something dumb like trying to start a physical altercation with me."
>you move your head around slightly, as much as you can.
>"And, even more lucky for me, you are practically a hermit, and no one ever comes out to visit you. I have all the time I need to glean what I need from you."
>Fuck. She's right. Damn this cheap, rural property.
>"So, first, lets test some magic, now that we aren't in a pub full of ponies, and you are awake to make it easier to observe the effects."
>The large bug-like pony's horn glows green, and a bit of that energy flies towards you, making your vision go green for a moment.
Huh, that tickled a little bit. What the fuck was that supposed to do?
>Chryssalis' face now has a particularly large frown across it.
>"N-Nothing. Just a simple test"
>Be Crhyssalis
>Thats incredibly odd... the mind controling spell doesn't seem to effect this ape at all.
>That suddenly makes him much less useful for your purposes
>And much more dangerous to have around, now that you have shown yourself
Yes, just a smiple test.
>Now what?
>Perhaps you could use your natural feminine wiles to talk him into working with you
Anyway, little hugh-mann, you never DID tell me how you got to this world.
>>25296740
thanks bro, Its awesome that you get it
>>25298241
>Be Anon
>Bugbutt seemed awfully worried when that spell didn't really do much to you
>"Anyway, little hugh-mann, you never DID tell me how you got to this world."
>You roll your eyes
I was working in my lab, late one night, when my eyes beheld a sudden flash of light. I then found myself standing front of some purple pony, who looked rather confused to see me.
>Fucking twilight.
I shouted a few obscenities, the pony screamed, and I discovered some kinda bullshit magic pulled me here, and no one knows how to get my ass home.
>Chryssalis suddenly looks much happier at that news
>"Oh really? I don't suppose that purple pony is the one and only Twilight Sparkle?"
Yes. She brought me here with her magic, and doesn't have the time to figure out some way to fix this shit and get me home. At this point, I've just become resigned to the fact im stuck here.
>"So, she isn't much on your good side then, eh?"
Meh. Horrible lab accidents happen in my world, and what she pulled off is apperantly this worlds equivalent. She atleast arranged for this cheap property and gave me my first odd job hookups
>Bugpone's smile grows weaker
>"Shame... She is definitely someone I am not a fan of."
Oh yeah, isn't she specifically the one who saw through your plan in Canterlot? Yeah, I could see you being pissed. But, I gotta float on, and deal with this world as I can.
>Twilight might be the reason you are here, but despite general inatentiveness from her, you are set off reasonably well.
>House, basic work to keep yourself sane, AND last time you spoke, you talked about even setting up a proper science lab in this magical world.
>"Well, I might be able to offer you more than some silly princess of equestria. I am a queen, and I have my fingers in every nation of this world. I have more power than you could imagine!"
Anyone got any commentary so far?
>>25298934
I comment that you need tokeep going pls
>>25298934
I'm reading it.
It's enjoyable.
>>25298934
Well, you might very well have such power, but you sure are an ass compared to these ponies. Worst they did once I got here was stick me in a jail cell for a few hours. Much less sticky, much more ability for me to stretch.
>"You will suffer for your insubordination!"
>Green magic crackles forth from the horn of the now upset queen, and strikes you in the face.
>For a moment, nothing.
Again, what the fuck was that?
>Again, a frown on Chryssalis' face
>Then, your nose.
>It starts to itch like a motherfucker.
>And your hands, are held against your body, unable to rectify the situation.
An itchy nose? Really?
>She raises an eyebrow
>"That was not the intended effect, little beastie, but I imagine, it is quite... anoying given your current predicament."
>She then lets out an unpleasant chuckle.
>Oh shit... this is gonna get really annoying, really fucking fast.
>>25299369
I wouldn't be able to help calling her adorable.
>>25299369
>an undeterminate amount of time later
God damn it, just let me itch my nose, and I'll atleast seriously consider the shit you want me to do
>This shit should be a war crime.
>"Yes, my puppet, respect my authority! Mwahahahaha!"
Shit, you practically have me eating out of your hand. Tell me what you want so I can consider this shit.
>Her smile grows particularly large
>"Well, Anon, at the moment your despair is quite delicious. I might have to stretch this out a little longer, and enjoy this wonderful flavor"
>Fucking sadists.
>"So, all my chit chat with you has let me learn a number of things."
>ugh... monologueing
>"First, you aren't terribly happy here. You drink heavily to drown your sorrows."
Keen observation, einstein.
>"Einwhat? Anway, Secondly, I believe you could be an agent for me. A damn good agent."
After this shit you are doing to me, why would I want to work for you?
>fucking itchy nose, now the back of my head and bottom of my feet are itchy and there is nothing I can do inside this damnable cocoon.
>"Because... I have power, and connections. You want home, I want someone who can simply watch that damnable princess of friendship. You have a better in than any of my minions to get close to such an important pony.
I thought you and your people could take the form of just about any creature native to this planet?
>"Yes, well, important ponies are more careful as to who they talk to and spend time with. Replacing another pony temporarily is tricky. You already have the in, and I won't have to have one of my own replace somepony else, or try to build a new relationship."
>You think as well as you can with all this mental fuckery coming from all these damn itchy parts of your body
>>25300271
You know what. Let me out of this damn cocoon, and fucking sure. I'll keep an eye on purplesmart, and you hook me up with stuff.
>Bugbutt claps her front hoofs together joyfully
>"Yes! I knew you would come ot see my point of view!"
Uhh... cocoon please?
>she stops clapping, and looks to you
>"Oh yeah... Can fix that for you."
>Her horn once more flashes with green crackling energy, that shoots forth and hits the cocoon holding you in place.
>the cocoon disintegrates freeing you from your sticky, gooey, prison.
Oh god, sweet relief.
>you proceed to vigorously itch all the places that are in dire need of it.
>after a few minutes, you are back to feeling ok. Still slightly sticky, but ok.
Ok, so, what exaclty do you want me to keep an eye on?
>"I want you to follow her comings and goings, who she spends time with, and if you can, spend time actually interacting with her. Provide me with the information I request, and I can send agents to get you the things you want. Information, goods, whatever you need."
>you shrug
Sounds easy enough. She owes me, and had shown some interest in the idea of my lab. Assuming the world doesn't go all to hell, she should be spending a lot of her time here in down, from what I've heard from locals who have been around longer than myself.
>you think for a moment
What exactly are you planning to use the information I give you for?
>>25300643
>"Revenge, of course. The Canterlot affair was terribly embarassing. I need food for my people, and ponies are ideal targets. Sucessfully infiltrating and taking control of Equestria will throw that feeling of embarassment back to the princesses, AND, feed my people!"
>Vengeful bitch, isn't she?
Aight. Just keep me out of dodge when that shit goes down.
>She smiles slyly
>"Of course! I do good things to those who support me and my causes. Remain loyal, and prosper. Cross me, and well... It wont likely end well for you if you do."
Aight. How do you want me to pass this information to you?
>"Ah, yes, how silly of me to forget the most important part. I will send one of my minions to contact you on a regular basis. I think I will have them take the form of that unicorn I was using last night. Pass the information to them, and it will get to me."
>you nod
Fine. I'll keep you informed.
>the bug-pony turns to leave your simple abode.
>as she reaches the front door, she turns and says one last thing to you.
>"Remember, cross me, and you will not live long to regret that decision."
>She assumes the form of a pegasus, opens the door, and flies away.
>What a fine situation you've gotten yourself into, Anon.
>Fucking mondays.
And, I think that's all I can do for this story for now.
>Your hooves passed over the worn out ivory keys that have been used so many times before; struggling to keep time with the sheet music before you
>Looming pipes above pipes burst with vociferous and resonating sound; your efforts coming into fruition by their magical voices singing with fervor
>Ponies behind you listened carefully, and Changelings in disguise knowingly glared at you
>You winced as a sharpened fang dug into your chin as your jaw clenched with unwanted worry
>Fighting throughout the castle stopped as all ears turned to see the Changeling playing the horribly old and monstrous instrument built for Princess Celestia
>Ancient and carefully crafted steam engines whirred with renewed vigor; not having been activated in thousands of years; smiling as your nervousness began to fade away, you returned to playing with less struggle and more passion
>The buzzing of countless wings died down as the insect built musical machination played its' woeful song, you being the bug to carry out the sequence
>Why had you decided to play the song on the gift that your ancestors had given to the goddesses of the celestial bodies, you will never know
>But you did know that this was your purpose here and now, to end the conflict that was enrapturing both the Ponies and the Changelings, it was your purpose to end the second invasion of Canterlot
>All the death and bloodshed was pointless; unneeded and unwanted by both parties
>It wasn't even your destiny at this point to end the war, it was your duty
>Your duty to bring peace to the two aggressive races
>Through enrapturous music and determination would you make the Changeling queen and the Pony Princess bring peace to your two peoples
>With anger coursing through your veins, and passion searing through your mind, you ended the melody, the final notes leaving actual and Chrysalis-damned cracks on the multicolored panels that depicted the history of the Ponies
>Silence echoed throughout the hall
>Was it all worth it...?
I might spend some time now coming up with something my own rather than working from a prompt.
Bump in anticipation.
>>25301738
of what?
>>25301095
well thank you for running with my prompt anyway, and the story sounds interesting. I do hope you continue it
>>25302014
Thanks for it. Got my creative juices flowing a little bit.
The Queen of Hearts.
Here is the opening to what I am working on now. I have a little more, but I will probably post some of it tommorow.
>The following is the story of Ik'thik, changeling drone, forward operating scout of the swarm.
>He works alone, infiltrating places no other changeling has infiltrated before, paving the way for others to find a place to feed.
>His missions tend to be long, risky, and involve large amounts of time transformed.
>Among the most elite members of the swarm, he specializes in infiltrating rural communities.
>These communities require a different touch than, say a neighborhood in a big city like Fillydelphia.
>we come upon Ik'thik as he is preparing to move into the small mountain town of Cloudcrop, located in the west of Equestria.
Also, my previous story in a pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Yw5g1SEW
Any interest in changeling waifu greens?
>>25303418
Do you even have to ask?
>>25303430
I'll write some more tomorrow and I'll some stuff then.
>>25303539
Thank ye.
Reminder that bugs are for hugs
>>25303922
And for fugs.
>>25303932
and for tugs.
>>25303961
Into mugs. Covered in more bugs.
>>25303922
hugs are for bugs
bugs are autonomous beings you shitlord
>>25304028
Autonomous beings who are perfect for hugging.
>>25303323
I return to continue a little bit. Now, with tripcode!
Be Ik'thik the drone.
>You are preparing to move into a new town, on assignment from the Queen herself.
>You have chosen a cover identity, a unicorn stallion.
>Forest service green coat, dirty blonde mane, and moss green eyes. Cutie mark of a stand of pine trees.
>You think you are going to go by the name Pine Fresh.
>Mission; find employement in town, settle down, and determine best targets for rest of the swarm to move upon in the future.
>Since the town is known for its lumber production, you figure thats a great place to try to fit into with your disguise.
>The town itself is located high in the mountains high above the Palomino desert, where the weather is cool and wet enough to be comfortable to live.
>Plus, trees grow beautifully, so the ponies need for lumber made it a perfect place for a settlement.
>Information collected from Equestrian Gazeteer in Canterlot lets you know the place has a permanent population of around 200 ponies, with the population rising in the summer with extra laborers coming in to work the lumber mills and other forestry operations.
>The particuarly cold winters of the high elevation scare away many ponies that might live there year round otherwise.
>The population is primarily earth ponies, with the high elevations attracting a reasonable population of pegasi, and unicorns being the least populus, but are still around.
>You are currently riding on the train up the mountain on a beautiful spring day.
>>25306747
Lab bump, so the thread is alive when i get home from working.
>>25286922
Shapeshifter. Battle form or not, she can look different if she wants to.
>>25306747
>Everypony on the train is bursting with a jubilant mood, giving you a nice boost to your own energy... Delicious emotions!
>Looking out the window, you can see the crest of the steep hill you are riding up, and indications that the town sits right at the crest.
>You think to yourself...
This town looks like the views alone will generate lots of pleasant feelings upon which to feed.
I'm suprised its taken so long to pick this place out for scouting.
>Another pony notices you happily looking out the window, up the hill.
>"Hey there, fella. I ain't never seen you up in Cloudcrop before. You new?"
>You are slightly startled by the interruption
Oh, uh, yeah! First time coming up. Heard there were good jobs. Also heard the town was nice, too.
>"Ah, good to hear. This'll be my 4th season working up here. Summer is nice... The winter up here just isn't my speed, though."
Yeah, I've heard a bit about that, but the cold doesn't bother me much. Not sure if I'll stay up here, though. Just a trial run for me this season.
>the other pony nods
>"You have a job lined up yet?"
>you grimace slightly
I... Have not quite worked that out yet. I figured if I got up to town early in the season, I could probalby snag something.
>>25292701
U-unf
>>25310104
>"No house either?"
Nope. I figure ther'll be places to rent
>"Lots for rent, not all of it is all that nice... If ya can afford it definitely look at the townhomes on the north side o' town. Otherwise, there are plenty of cheap bunk houses you can stay at."
>You think for a moment.
>Bunk houses would have you close to other ponies, perfect for subtle feeding, but you would have an inverse level of privacy.
>The townhomes would have less close contact, but the privacy could be nice if you find some gullible pony to bring home from time to time.
>Your thoughts are interupted by the blowing of the whistle on the train
>"Whelp, looks like we got up to the station right on schedule. Ill see you around... I don't believe I caught yer name. I go by Sawin' Steve around here."
>You look to the earth pony stallion you have been speaking with, light beige coat, dark green mane, and a cutie mark of a saw blade.
Nice to meet you, Sawin' Steve. I am Pine Fresh. I suppose I'll see you around town.
>You step off the train, onto a simple wooden platform.
>As you suspected, the view from the town is quite stunning, even from the ground.
>The rest of the town looks like your average earth pony frontier town. Saloons, various shops, a few assorted restaurants, and suprisingly, a nice upscale hotel, likely for tourists looking to enjoy the weather.
>>25308400
Sauce?
>"Oooh, Anooooon~"
>You hear the disgustingly accurate voice of your waifu, none other than Windpine Cocksucker herself, singing alluring notes of honey at you.
>What a fucking bitch
>"Anon, why don't you put your silly magic rock away and come talk to me for a while?"
"Why don't you go kill yourself?"
>Your waifu guised roomy makes a big show of looking upset.
>"A-Anon, it's not very nice to say that sort of thing!"
>You ignore her and go back to reading greens on 4pony
>The 'mare' huffs next to you
>"You know, Anon, that's certainly no way to treat a lady, I really hope you change your attitude, or...or I'll never talk to you again!"
>You snort at her
"fuck off."
>"You know, Anon, when your nice, funny, and sexy friend, Antenette told me you were a nice guy, she was dead wrong about you."
"For the love of god, can't you suck someone else's blood for a while? Fucking harpies, I swear."
>"Well! If that's how you want to be."
>She starts walking toward the door.
>"Good day, Anon."
>She makes a curt nod before opening the door.
>You roll your eyes.
"Make sure to get some milk when you're out, ok? We're running low on..."
>The mare hadn't gone through yet, but the bug bitch was already on the other side. Talking to Windpine Cocksucker.
>"Oh, hey windpine! You have a good time with Anon?"
>"Pheh, I wonder how you put up with him sometimes, dear."
>"That bad?"
>The two statted chatting a bit, mostly talking about what a faggot you were.
>Now Windpine Cocksucker will never suck your cock
>and Antenette is still the only female who talks to you on a regular basis
>You start tying your noose as the door closed and the bug explains how she drank the milk on the way home.
>>25312160
what
>>25312160
Continue pls
>>25312368
ok but I don't know what I'm doing
"Come on, that's the third girl you scared off this month!"
>"Technically you scared her off."
>You give her the stink eye.
"I thought she was you."
>She gives you the familiar hoof on chest, fained shock expression.
>"Why, however could you think that of me, Anon?"
>She put on Windpine's voice again, but all you notice was the wicked grin forming on her lips.
"Remind me why I let you stay here anymore?"
>She steps forward, getting between your legs, spread out from where you sat on the couch.
>"Because you love me~"
>You just frown at her.
>"What? You don't like having someone to suck your dick?"
"I'd enjoy it a lot more if you didn't leave me full of fang holes and, oh I don't know, leave me hanging from the ceiling half dead when I'm asleep."
>"That was only one time!"
"Well, one is more than enough for me, thanks."
>She gives you a look of annoyance.
>"Sheesh, what a wet blanket."
>You've had enough of this.
>You push against her nose with a finger until she squeaks and falls back before getting up to go anywhere else.
>What a fucking bitch. You let her crash for a couple days, now you can't get rid of her.
>Tried locking her out, but she somehow gets back in anyway.
>She's been here so long, you've almost gotten used to seeing her leave the bathroom a sticky mess in the morning
>or the usual attacks from behind under the guise of some cute mare you've been talking to recently.
>At least she hasn't killed anyone.
>You think.
>>25312672
kill her johnny
and hide the body
