>"Wow anon, you're so amazing!"
>"Tell me again that story about how you kill that evil guy Comstock and save Columbia..."
>>25070723
I became an hero.
>Biocock Shitfinite
>tfw you'rethe bad guy all along
Also the third is the worst bioshock
>>25070723
it's not amazing though
I AM Comstock
>>25070940
>"Wh-What!!!!"
>"Are you serious?"
>>25070982
And t-t-that's nothing, in-insect. I AM SHODAN.
>>25070723
I don't know any of this. Wanna hear about me saving all life from Halo?
>>25071632
>"Tell me more anon"
>"Maybe I can write a book about your life back on earth"
>>25070723
Infinite was shit, 2 is the best.
>mad fathering/protector instincts
>>25070723
>You tell Twilight the plot to your favourite vidya
>She believes every character you played as was actually you being there doing it all
>She sees you as an immortal badass
>A new enemy attacks
>She tries to convince you to do like you did in your vidya
>You get killed by a bitch slap
THE END