After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>25735081
Another week another Eq.I thread.
Last weeks thread didn't happen because that's the way god intended it to be.
No but really, i was busy as fuck, and dapper was too. But i've got some new green for tonight which i wrote down in a rush. So there's that.
So what have you glorious faggots done, and learned about friendship this last week?
>>25735111
check'd
>You only got a few meters down the hall, before you hear the same squeaky voice again
>???: "Hey! wait up!"
>Shit. just keep walking, maybe he wasn't calling out to you.
>???: "Turn around, god damn"
>he's talking to someone else
>???: "Anon, jesus are you deaf?"
>Fuck
>A hand falls upon your right shoulder, and pulls you around
"What? What is so god damn important?"
>???: "huh? Nothing, man!"
>You lock eyes for a second
"*sigh* Just tell me what you want so i can go about my business"
>???: "Oh nothing really.. There's just this one thing that's been bothering me"
>Fu- does he know about the girls?
>Is- is he one one of /them/?
>you take a somewhat defensive stance
>Doing that is starting to become a habit, for good reasons.
"And what just might that be?"
>???: "We've never really had the chance to get to know eath other, have we?"
"Can't recall that i've had the honor.."
>???: "A bit cocky, eh? i like that! I'm Elliot."
>What the fuck does this faggot want?
"Charmed."
>He continues to take the initiative in the conversation
>Elliot: "Look, it's no secret that you and i have been somewhat of the school outcast, right?"
"Uh, i guess? What's your point?"
>He pulls you closer to the hallway wall to prevent other students overhearing.
>Elliot: "Look, i get it. I get why you've been ditching school lately, Why you've been skulking around the hallways. I even believe you were involved in the break in the school had a few days ago."
>You don't know what to say.
>>25735124
>He knows about the girls? If he do, why didn't he, oh i don't know, knock you the fuck out with a pipe and drag you inside a school toilet to interrogate you about their whereabouts?
>Elliot: "You're planning on shooting up the school"
>
>wat
>wat 2.0
>Elliot: "Come on man, don't try to hide it"
"What the f-!"
>Elliot: "But i'm not going to rat you out. the oposite in fact; i want in on the gig"
>wat 3.0
>Elliot: "Whenever, wherever, you name it. I'm sick of being stomped on by all these chads and ignored by all these cunts, just like you."
>What the fuck do you do?
>This edgy ass fuck autist just basically came out of his, i don't know, columbine closet to you, and says he wants to team up on a school massacre?
"Look man, i don't-"
>He looks funny at you
>What the fuck will he do when he finds out you're not actually planning on massacring the school?
>You're dealing with a destructive force, you simply got to aim it where it does not do any harm..
>Or.. maybe even where it can be made useful
>Like fallen from the sky, and idea hits you
>Maybe it's a long shot, but this guy probably doesn't know what a god damn reality-check is, so you're willing to put all your bread in one basket.
>Once again, you put your act together.
>you push him up against a wall, and look him dead in the eyes
"You better not fucking tell anyone about this, or i will end you first thing i do, you hear me?"
>Elliot: "Easy man! As i said, i want to help! Anything you say!"
>You let him go, as a sign that you're gaining trust for him.
"I just need to know one thing first: Are you willing to go all out?"
>Elliot: "Totally man! just lemme' fetch my guns, and i'm good to go!"
"Actually, there's one thing i need you to do for me first.."
>Elliot: "Yeah, Anything man!"
"Come"
>He follows you back to the 3rd floor.
>Elliot: "What are we doing here?"
"you know of Scruffys office?"
>He shrugs
>Elliot: "Yeah, Why?"
>>25735141
>Come on Anon, make something up..
"I've got reason to believe he's got a good deal of, uh, pipe bombs in there. Yeah, and you're going to get them for me- err, us"
>The bait is out.. Take it dammit
>Elliot: "You for real? Why the fuck would the fucking Janitor keep that in his office?"
"Do you want to team up or not? Or maybe you are just like the rest of these normies."
>you never thought you'd use that word unironically.
>Elliot: "Shit, alright man. Is the door open? Is he in there?"
"Don't think so. Just grab the stuff and come back, alright?"
>He gulps
>Elliot: "S-sure"
>Bingo
>He reaches into his pocket nad takes out a butterfly knife, and unfolds it.
>Your heart kinda drops when you see it
>You didn't plan on this turning into a fatal encounter, but the bets are in, you can't back out now
>Elliot: "Don't worry, let's just call it a safety policy"
>He gives you a wink, before he slowly opens the janitors door, and is consumed by the dark smog that fills his office.
>Come on..
>It's silent for a good 10 seconds, then you hear his muffeled voice inside
>Elliot: "Where is th-"
>Elliot: "SHIT HELP ANO-MMHHFFFH"
>*THUD*
>You hear scratching noices inside, like someone was trying to crawl away from a beast aproaching.. But after a few seconds, it stops.
>Silence
>Holy fucking shit, what the fuck happend in there?
>He didn't.. Scruffy is fucked in the head, no doubt about it, but would he-?
>Then, faintly, you hear Elliots dull moans from inside
>Fucking hell, well at least he didn't kill him.. And that's enough for you right now.
>But Elliots scream will be clearly etched into your head.
>Don't underestimate Scruffy, or it might be the last thing you do, before god know what he'll do to you.
>You try not to imagine what's going on in there, and continue down the hall, like nothing ever happend.
>>25735152
Wow, felt like i wrote more than that. Oh well. I'll try to retake that ground tomorrow when i'm not tired as shit.
Hope we're up when i wake.
>>25735081
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>>25735553
Never. It will not die. I don't care how pathetic we look
>>25735553
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>>25735081
>"Busy as fuck" Edition
I can so relate to that
>>25735882
>>25735081
>Busy as fuck
Is an understatement
There was an anon last thread who asked for a repost of Poet Anon's Dazzling poem. Here it is, in all of its Autism
>There had reigned 3 beautiful creatures
>Who held the temptations of sublime love
>and through their magical features,
>wrought disorder from the divine above.
>Within them existed spades of eloquence and power-
>As they swept the brighter equine races,
>reaping abstract fruits hour by hour,
>cursing them in virtuous graces.
>For a time all was well,
>As not a soul withstood their spell.
>They commanded adoration and sustenance,
>In immense vocation and countenance.
>But alas, power is uncomitted,
>as a powerful wizard sent them astray.
>From the future the three were omitted,
>to pounce upon new prey.
>It was another world,
>yet susceptible all the same.
>To the lure of the siren,
>be it by face or by name.
>For ages the creatures worked in the dark,
>leading humanity to strife.
>Their beauty repelled a single mark,
>Dealing in revolving life.
>>25735081
bump
Noice, we're here. But Dapper-San has yet to arrive.
>>25739369
It might take him a while. He's probably busy somewhere, selling drugs out of his shit hole of a shelter.
>>25739369
Sorry i've been working through writer's block, i got some new stuff but i might tweak it a bit afterwards. I'm still trying to figure out the b-story in order to make it not all about anon and gilda.
In case you want to read other stuff while you wait for me to write more EI green i also started a fic for the star wars thread, head over to my pastebin for that since i haven't bothered namefagging or posting my bin on the other thread
>>25739588
I'll have you know i live in a two story house. The fact that its in the hood is beside the point
>>25739599
What is it about?And are you going to see the premiere on wednesday?
>>25739610
Is it yours, or do you live with your peers?
>>25735081
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>>25740069
I don't know about the premiere, I'll probably go watch it during the the days after when there aren't that many people there. I hate crowds, especially in movie theatres. Their always so loud and laugh at the stupidest things i swear its like babysitting 5 year olds, except even five year olds know when something isn't funny.
And no i live with my parents and my sister.not an uncommon thing among ghetto folk
>>25740365
yes this is me
>>25735081
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>>25740365
This would normally be me, but ive Never attended a premiere, and because 'its Star Wars', i decided to go.
>>25735081
bump
You guys should provably actually go see that premier. It'll be your weekly dose of sunlight
>>25741047
I would, but literally all the seats are already sold
>>25735081
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>>25741650
#Saved
>>25735081
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>>25741047
>Premiere
>Weekly dose of sunlight
>Sunlight
Premieres usually take place at night you know that don't you?
>>25740069
>What is it about?
It's about anon and Gilda what do you think?
Also cmc, flash, moondancer, sombra, and a variety of other characters I haven't decided on yet.
I should've posted some shit, let me get my computer
>>25735187
What the fuck was that nigger! Ha-ha are you really going to roll with this? Also know that feel, writing can be a bitch.
>>25743075
>What is it about?
>It's about anon and Gilda what do you think?
>Also cmc, flash, moondancer, sombra, and a variety of other characters I haven't decided on yet.
>>25743075
I think you have a problem
>>25748051
And what problem is that?
>Outside the two of you stop to catch your breath behind a brick wall
>"You mind telling me what the hell was that?"
>You perk up
"M-me? You're the one asking for a date!"
>Gilda recoils at your accusation
"What's the deal? You just came out of the blue with that shit."
>You relax a bit and back off, waiting for her answer
>Gilda looked down, a hard blush fighting to break through
>'Alright, she's not talking. Guess I can drop-'
>"...it was those girls..."
"Eh?"
>Gilda crossed her arms looking away
>"Those damn cheerleaders, all peppy, and happy, and pretty..."
"Oh yeah i think i saw them..."
>"bragging about their perfect grades, and bodies..."
"Y'know i was wondering what 'they' were laughing at..."
>"...and boyfriends..."
"What was that?"
>"Nothing! Shut up you dweeb! This is all your fault!"
"My fault?!"
>"That's right, you led me down the wrong hallway!"
"How could i have led you down the wrong hallway!? YOU got ahead of me!"
>Gilda balled her fist at you but dropped it almost instantly
>"Urgh. Forget it."
>Gilda shirked you off and walked away
>You breathe a sigh of relief
"Hey, wait, where you going?"
>"What do you care?"
>She continued to walk away
"Well i do care. I asked you out didn't I?"
>Gilda wheeled around
>"W-what the hell are you talking about? That was just for show!"
>You shrugged
"Regardless, i don't think either of us wants to go back in there."
>You point with your thumb to the school
>The thunderous cacophony had subsided with the bell
"So we may as well catch a movie. Don't you think?"
>Gilda fell quiet
>>25748121
>The theater was deserted
>Which meant no lines at the concession stands
>Unfortunately Gilda took that to mean it was an all you can eat
>'Cheapskate' she called you, for buying cheap tickets
>Not like you had a choice with the early bird special
>But she wanted to teach you how to rightfully spend your money
>You ended up dropping a hefty sum on snacks and drinks and barely finished half of them
>The only reason you ran out was because Gilda kept pitching them at the screen whenever the hero did something stupid like open a door
>"Oh, come you retard! You know damn well who's there!"
>Thank God the theater was deserted
>Breathing a sigh as you pull up to the arcade you try your best to make eye contact
"Please don't get us kicked out of here too."
>"What's this place?"
"It's an arcade, you know what that is right?"
>She snorted
>"Shyeah! 'Course i do. You think i wouldn't know an arcade when i see one?"
"But you just as-"
>"You better not cheap out on me again dweeb."
"Hey I bought out half the shop because of you!"
>"Pfft. Just half?"
>What was her deal?
"Let's just go."
>Inside the windows of course were tinted to block out natural light and create the illusion of night
>Black lights illuminated the darkness with an eerily pleasant neon blue glow
>Countless television screens flashed their demos softly against bare walls
>The cash machines however had a single 40w bulb hanging over it
>You point them out to Gilda
"We're going to need to change."
>You check the time on your phone, no wait, Trevor's phone
>Whoops, but it was just a quarter past noon
"Lots of it."
>"What!?"
>You could barely hear her over the music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXf-rn-iKc
>>25748128
>Dragging her over there you pull out a 50 and shove it into the receiver
>You should've thought this through
>200 quarters were about to spill out and you had no way to collect them
>In a desperate pitch to find a container of some kind you make the mistake of leaving Gilda alone with the money
"Stay here!"
>You jog back to the main corridor of arcades in search of the snack bar
>No more than 30 seconds you come back with a ready cup to find her missing
>Fuck
>Lucky for you though she has a mouth as loud as her hair at this point
>>25748146
This is what i have so far + recap, still trying to figure out where to go with this. Like i said im also trying figure out the b plot so it doesn't just revolve around Gilda and anon.
So any fellow beaners celebrate today?
>>25748199
Celebrate what?
>>25735081
bump
>>25735081
bump
Sorry for not postan last night.
A friend and i went to have a beer in the evening, but one became many. So i just went straight to bed after thatand puked my guts out in my sleep, aparently.
>>25735081
bump
>>25750871
If there is green in our future we forgive you, besides everyone has been getting drunk and writing good shit lately. Must be the season.
>>25735081
bump
>>25748146
>Applejack finished pinning the last of the bedsheets to the ceiling
>"All finished here. Ya really sure you need your own private workspace Rarity?"
>The sheets creatd a makeshift wall separating the "living room" from the rest of the apartment
>"Well of course darling, an artiste needs a place free from all distractions and..."
>Rarity paused as she looked at Rainbow Dash
>"...and loud noises in order for her to work properly."
>Rainbow had the TV on max volume as she watched an X-games advert
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otMZkKRFkrA
>She still had a tight grip on the controller
>"Rainbow Dash, darling, may i be so bold as to ask you nicely, please, do be a dear and turn down that racket. Please, thank you. PLEASE."
>Rainbow didn't respond
>"Um, Rarity? I don't think this is quite right."
>Fluttershy peeked out from behind the curtain
>"What isn't right?"
>She stepped out to show her the work in progress
>Fluttershy had a great many pieces pinned to her bodice
>It was a strapless brown top whose cleavage was cut down the middle
>It slid down considerably when she shrugged at Rarity exposing her pink areolas to the world
>A small draft passed through the apartment causing her nipples to harden on the spot
>"Oh, I don't know about this Rarity. How will i keep warm?"
>Rarity took one last shot at Rainbow Dash before motioning to AJ with her eyes
>Nodding in agreement Applejack went to deal with her
>"Sorry darling that dress is meant for Gilda, and i still have a lot of work left on it."
>Applejack sat on the couch
>"So what are we watchin'? Sports or boys?"
>Rainbow gritted her teeth
>"Ya know, snowboarding seems like an awful lot of fun on two legs, course ahm still particular to those spaghetti's we saw the other day."
>Standing up Dash tossed the controller at AJ
>"Watch whatever you want."
>She went to the bathroom
>"Hmm. What's gotten into that girl?"
>Regardless Aj tried to change the channel when she noticed the cracks on the plastic casing
>>25751809
more tomorrow, sleep now
>>25751809
Yes. Moar gryphon booty.
>>25735081
bump
>>25751815
God damn it Dapper, you and your physiological needs.
>>25735081
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>>25735081
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>>25754473
>>25753856
>>25753396
We're missing something here, but what?
>>25754761
What do you mean?
>>25754761
A conversational topic?
>>25755064
Give me a couple of minutes, I'll create one
>>25755584
Okay, so here's what I've been working on for the last few days. It is a homemade propane burner for a foundry/forge. I just assembled it a few minutes ago, & tested it. It works, but the pipe is too long, so the flame is a rather cold one, but should be fixed when I cut and re-tap the business end
>>25735081
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>>25755768
How big a project are you looking to create with this newest burner?
>>25735081
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>>25756482
Well, it's actually the first one I've ever built, and I am going to make a foundry that will melt aluminium and maybe copper if I am lucky. The foundry itself will be made out of an empty 22 litre (about 5.8 US gallon) or so propane tank, and then fill it up with some refractory, and then hope for the bestI'm not actually sure what it is you are asking
>>25756951
I mean what do you want to make with it? Will it be big enough to make shit like swords and armor and stuff?
>>25757004
Ohhh, I understand now. Right now I just have some ideas that I hope I will be able to do. For example, I want to cast a 3D printed karambit in aluminium, and maybe make some aluminium plates for armour. I also want to try to forge and heat treat some knives and stuff, but I don't know about swords.
Basically, it goes like this:
>It will be able to:
-Melt aluminium and maybe copper
-Cast objects in aluminium & other metals
-Be used to forge & heat treat knives & small-ish pieces of armour, but not large objects, as the cavity where the melting takes place likely will not be big enough
>>25735081
bump
>>25755768
Why do you do these things Canada
>>25758949
>>25758949
Because it is fun as hell, and the finished product will actually be useful
You ask why, I ask you: Why Not?
>>25759209
It looks like a lot of work, and I am quite lazy.
>>25760329
Not really, actually. The only pieces that absolutely had to be modified was the bigger bell reducer, and all I had to do was drill two lined up holes on opposite sides, and the thin brass nipple that would go through these holes just needed a hole drilled and tapped (threaded) on one side for a MIG tip. From there, all I needed to do was wrap all the connections in Teflon tape, and assemble it, then I was done. I had to do some tedious work with a propane hose extension and some barbed connectors, but overall it was fairly easy to do (with adequate tools, of course)
>>25760503
I was never mechanically inclined. I always disliked hands on projects. I'm more of a questions on paper type of mother fucker.
>>25760653
Well, I'm the complete opposite. I love hands on projects like these in manu tech.
>>25735081
bump
>>25760721
good for you
>>25760653
I had an office job once, it was awful.
>>25735081
> After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
I don't get it, is this some kind of meme? I swear I see this thread pop up every now and then, and the story wasn't really that great.
>>25763989
/mlp/ doesnt know how or when to conclude things
>>25763989
Gather round children, for i am about to tell you a christmas tale..
Once upon a time, there was a magical place of /mlp/. The visitors were for the most part unhappy, and always seeking a way to lighten up their otherwise gloomy spirits.
One day, a magical Gnome turned up, and told stories soSexyintriguing, that Anons would stay up all night with their families, and be enchanted by the Gnomes tales.
However, after some time, some Anons grew more and more inpatient. Some demanded moreSexexcitement, others demanded less. Eventually, the Gnome felt that his kind heart and efforts had been exploited, and wanted to punish the Anons, who grew more and more impatient and ungrateful for each passing day.
So one day, the Gnome simply vanished.
At first, the Anons were furious, called the gnome names, tried to force him out of his hiding, but to no avail.
Time passed, and soon, almost everyone had forgotten about the Gnome, and the the cheer he had once brought to the board.
Almost everyone..
A handful of Anons decided to take things into their own hands. They formed a society called "Equestrian Invasion", where they shared their stories ofSex, poontang, tsundere, qtExcitement. Everyone made their story a little different, but each and every one shared the same goals; to finnish the Gnomes story, but first, and most importantly, to bring back the smiles and cheers they once had.
Legend has it, that they're still writing to this day..
>>25764102
What's it like, living with autism?
>>25755768
Niceru-desu, i just might make one one day too, just because i like to build shit. i was actually going to make a small dagger yesterday, but i couldn't find the metall cutter (no idea what they're called in Engrish).
But before i start some other gigantic project, i'm gonna get my dads 1300cc Custom Harley Davidsson to roll.
Oh, and i made some more of those sexy things you gave me the recipe for last summer (and added a touch from home (put the coconut on afterwards, instead of in the dough/batter)), alongside with some Saffron MuffinsMade some chocolate muffins as well, but they turned out so bad, i'm not even gonna photo them
>>25763082
I'll probably end up behind a desk, which is ultimately actually fine with me, as long as the job is be fun enough to make it worthwhile.
>>25764128
I wish i had a good answer to that.
>>25763989
We're a shameless thread. We are taking a very long time to accomplish our goal
>>25764162
6/10.
Do you guys ever worry that a mod will notice that we're always off topic?
>>25764234
Nah. Lots of generals are off topic. And the ones that arn't, are just filled with bumps.
>>25764259
I just feel guilty about it
Live
>>25764788
>Implying it will ever die
>>25735081
bump
Always watching
>>25766451
Always
>>25764162
Looks like you did a good job making them.
When you say "metal cutter", what does it use to cut the metal?
If a moving saw blade-type thing is used to cut, then it is a bandsaw
If it uses a torch w/ a tank of oxygen and a fuel tank, such as acetylene or propane, then it is an oxy-fuel torch
If it uses electricity and compressed air to cut using plasma, then it is a plasma cutter.
Those are the main methods of cutting metal that I am aware of, so which is it?
Sleep beckons me, I must answer.
Save
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcSaUsmzsqQ
>>25774664
I fail to see the problem
>>25772939
Pleb
>>25771801
>She will never carry and play with your offspring
>>25775757
Why even live
