>"D-dad, can you tell me how make friends?"
>>21990849
>another fucking general
>another eqg thread
I wish the hiatus ends soon.
>>21990862
Holy shet, you're fast.
Seems like only I'm here want that Twalot be my daughter.God, I'm so lonely.
>>21990849
Twilight just because I fucked your mom and made her breatfeed you while we had a threesome doesn't mean I'm actually your dad
>>21990849
You are in fucking highschool, just approach people that likes stuff you do and start spending time together.
Dont wanna pressure you but if you dont make any meaningful in HS it will be too late for you.
>>21990849
>"It takes time, sweetheart. Just be kind to people, and be willing to listen. Keep your eyes open for good, kind people, who don't put down others or make them feel bad."
>"I know it can be lonely sometimes. But one of the best friends you can have is yourself. Treat yourself with kindness. And don't forget, you can always talk to me about stuff."
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/G09ws71.png "large[1].png")
>"D-Dad?! What are you doing here?! You must to be at work at this time! It's not what it looks like!"
>"Oh hi, mister Moose!"
>>21991634
Of all people you bring the Pinkhead slut?
Out of all your friends she's the worst lay!
>"Pa? Where have ya been all this time?"
>>21990849
Fucked if I know. I'm still stumped as to why your mother let me put my dick in her.
>>21991813
>"You raped her, remember?"
>"It's all what you got, old fart?"Hue, child abuse.
>>21991867
Hey, it was /statutory/ rape, completely different. She consented and everything.
>"D-d-d-dad, take m-me from t-the s-s-school."
>"..."
>"N-n-no, I don't riding a j-j-jackhammer."
>>21990849
"Well here, you can learn a lot about human interaction online. Here's a website you can use."
>Show her 4chan
>Tell her that this is the correct way to communicate with people
>Send her off to her first day of highschool
>She calls people faggot left and right
>Calls black students niggers
>Casually mentions gassing the jews
>Becomes the most popular girl in school
>Everyone loves her
>She still doesn't have any close friends
"Well fuck, if that didn't work, I don't know what will."
>>21991778asleep
>>21993727
>>21990849
Hey, you're asking the wrong person here.
>how make friends?
>how friends get made?
>you pause at your work station, for what almost feels like an eternity, as you replay and process what you've just heard. The sounds of humming lab equipment and your suit's own resperator drag on before you finally turn and face your daughter.
>as always, she's looking to you for an answer with eyes that shine with curiosity. Like she can't wait to apply whatever answer you give her, into some undoubted hypothesis she has.
"...What did you say?"
>your response must have come out harsher than you'd intended, because you can see her deflate a little in front of you. Her confidence is beginning to fail her.
>"I-I asked h-how to make... um... friends."
>another long second drags on, and you can actually see the her make up her mind to abort.
>"...sorry, I'll just get back to m-"
"Step aside."
>you command, and push past her. She instantly has a brief look of panic as walk up to her work station.
>>21990849
>"..You don't have enough hate, Twilight. Why don't you have enough hate."
>'I-..I don't think thats a good approach to making friends, dad.'
>>21990849
"Make" friends? Follow me, dearest daughter, and bring my shovel and some jumper cables! We're headed to the graveyard!
>her work station looks like a small scientific hurricane had run amok; dozens of notes are everywhere, books, her laptop, and an entire selection of colorful chemicals that seemed to bear down on you like it was launching a tiny multi colored blitzkrieg.
>behind you, Twilight is profusely apologizing. Its obvious that she thinks she's angered you.
>none of that matters, you tune her out and look passed the organized chaos to see a small window that's right next to her work area.
>you look out it, and you realize that it gives Twilight a commanding view of the park next door. People can bee seen playing, sitting in the benches, or just lying about on the grass.
>it looks... warm outside.
>"...and I'm really sorry about not organizing, its just tha-"
"Go outside, twilight."
>Twilight just stops and blinks at you for a second "wait, what?"
"Access the lab funds, and take as much as you desire. Go outside. do something fun"
>"B-But what about you and mom? Who's going to help you with your research?"
"Nora, and myself, have an eternity. Years have passed and neither of us have aged a single day.
>you look down at the thick rubber gloves around your hands.
"Both of us are trapped, perfectly preserved in a world that we may not touch. Your time is limited. Do not waste it here."
"As for your earlier question, you just have to be yourself. Do what you love, do it well, and you will find that other like-minded individuals will come to you."
"Just beware of those that will also come for what you have. They will try to use you for your possessions, your ideas and... your body...
I'm afraid that I do not know how to tell these people apart. It... it is partially what made me the monster that I am today."
>"you're not a monster." She instantly says.
>this time its your turn to be taken aback as she walks up and throws her ands around your chest.
>your suit prevents you from feeling anything, even if it wasn't so thick, your nerves were frozen and numb.
>but you close your eyes, you can almost imagine what her unconditional love must feel like... how warm it must be.
>you break the embrace, and look down at Twilight.
"Leave. Never be afraid to come back, if you feel like you have nowhere left to go. Call me if there is anything you ever need.
... and if anybody ever hurts you, or takes anything precious from you, then just tell meand I will show them a hand that is far colder than death's ever could be.
>>21995438
>>21995811
>>21996074
Somehow, I'm not entirely surprised that Victor Fries would be the one to restore my faith in humanity, even if only a little.
![Naamloos-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KPcARpQ.png "Naamloos-2[1].png")
>>21996074
Wow, mr. Freeze is a reallycool dad.
>>21996074
I loved this so much I didn't bother waiting for a pastebin. I just took
screenshots of everything in a rush to save this awesome short.
Huh. I kinda thought that short would get other people going.
>>21998052
I don't know how to be a parent. Mine are dead.
>>21995438
>>21995811
>>21996074
That was nice and heartwarming
Moar green.
>>21991677
Pink slut is the best slut. Well done, Dashie.
Someone fucking cap the Freeze green. For the love of God.
>>21990849
EQG loving newfags get the fuck out of this board and kill yourselves.
Also sonata is the shittiest of them all.
>>22000000
THANK YOU BASED ANON
>>22000000
OHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED
TRUE PONYFAGS' UPRISING STARTS NOW
KILL ALL ANTHRO SCUM
>>22000000
>>22000000
This is the effect of the hiatus. 22M post is a shitpost filled with autism and >muh opinion
>>22000000
CONFIRMED EQG FOR SHIT
>>22000000
Oh my
>>22000000
lol no pic
>>22000000
OH SNAP
>>22000000
>>22000000
We are going to ignore your petty hate post and focus on those sixths you just got.
>>22000000
What a waste.
Kill yourself.
>>22000000
breddy gud :DD
>>22000000
Dammit.
Now I need to kill myself.
>>22000000
YES
>>22000000
Anon laying down the truth
>>22000000
THIS
SO
FUCKING
MUCH
>>22000000
Eqgfags getting btfo.
>>22000000
Taco tuesday still cool, bitch.
>>22000000
PERFECTLY ALIGNED NUMBERS WASTED
FUCK YOU
>>22000000
BASED ANON
FUCK EQGFAGS
>>22000000
ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS
>>21991256
>Ger a girl
>put your dick in her
>ignore the fact she is not Rainbow Dash
>cum inside
>name baby-girl Twilight.
>repeat
>i
>>22000000
C H E C K E D
H
E
C
K
E
D
>>22000000
Noice get, whilst not the best, I do find myself largely agreeing with the content so I suppose it's OK.
It's /mlp/ - Pony for a reason. Every EG movie honestly hurts me
>>22000000
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Worst get ever
>>22000000
queue shitstorm
>>22000000
True.
>>22000000
Someone call s4s-tan. She will be ecstatic.
>>22000000
EG honestly has seemed to attract a lot of newfags, sometimes their cancer is pretty obvious
>>22000000
No, fuck you.
>>22000000
>he doesn't like Sunset Shimmer
get off this board faggot
>>22000000
DAMN SON WHERE'D YA FIND THIS
>>22000000
You are a god among autists, its true because
>22000000
>>22000115
>Cappersempai included my comment and picture in association
Well. I guess this is better than not getting the get.
>>22000000
C H E C K E D
H_________T
E---------------H
C_________E
K---------------M
E
D
let's look at our runner-ups
>>21999999
>>22000001
>>22000000
>>22000000
EQGFAGS
BTFO
T
F
O
>>22000000
This is just a setback.
>>22000000
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>>22000000
Win.
>>22000000
You faggots get so angry for no reason, EQG has done nothing to you.
>>22000000
Great anon, praise be unto you.
>>22000157my post was the next one
>>22000000
THANK YOU
>>22000175
good, let the butthurt flow through you
fucking faggots praising this shit
20 mil was much betterBig Boss is best human
>>22000175
They spawned cancer like you didn't they?
>>22000000
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
>>22000191
There is literally nothing wrong with EQG
>>22000183
Is that picture from what I think it is?
>>22000000
>>22000180Mine was the first reply
>>22000175
It exists and has completely destroyed the board quality. Feel free to fuck off.
>>22000198
The problem is there's literally nothing right with it either.
>>22000198
>There is literally nothing wrong with EQG
>>22000212
>THE LEGO MOVIE
>>22000205
>Feel free to fuck off
Why should I when there is a whole other migration board for le oldfigs like yourself?
>>22000198
>There is literally nothing wrong with EQG
Say that to yourself in front of a mirror
>>22000000
Thank you sir, you truly arr the choosen one
>>22000175
Sonata fags are officially the most shit tier fags on this board...sorry you had to find out this way.
>>22000212
>>22000223
"I'm not even mad."
"Oh the butthurt"
I'm with the get on this, but you sound like an idiot.
>>22000205
>Board quality
>Implying it isn't faggots like you that shitpost about everything you don't like
>Implying it's not the faggots that stick around who don't like or watch the show bringing down 'board quality'
>>22000230
You forget Shimmerfags and Rarifags
>>22000000
SONATA CONFIRMED FOR WORST HORSE
>>22000000
Never before did repeating digits tell so much truth.
>>22000233
>implying he wasn't being serious
>>22000247
>horse
Confirmed for hating RR without seeing itPic related it's your opinion
>>22000237
>/mlp/
>born of shitposting
>shitposting is the problem
>>22000205
>muh board quality
>>22000244
Also
>>22000000
This doesn't change the fact that EQG is better than FIM
>>22000000
>>22000236
stay mad eqgfag :^)
>>22000265
Found the rarifag
>>22000237
>Implying it's not the faggots that stick around who don't like or watch the show
This is debatable, during the pre-scruffening days being a fan of the fandom wasn't a problem since porn, but now, not watching the show while still browsing this place is kinda of odd
>>22000271
>>22000000
Glorious. I'm even partial to eqg, but this is a necessary reminder of our priories. Makes up for that horrible 21m get.
>>22000260
>Gee it sure is great we got this board by acting like insufferable cunts!
>Let's perpetuate it just because!
>>22000000
I don't even care for GETs and this made my day.
>>22000271
>This doesn't change the fact that EQG is better than FIM
NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
>>22000284
>implying is bait
>>22000053
>>22000061
>>22000072
>>22000074
>>22000078
>>22000089
>>22000091
>>22000111
>>22000130
>>22000137
>>22000151
>>22000164
>>22000175
>>22000271
>>22000272
HAHAHA GET FUCKED AUTISTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>22000000
SHITSTORM INBOUND
>>22000277
Actually i am on your side, i was going to say "Also the sunfags, but they aren't as cancerous"
But to be honest, since the fall of the Taco tuesday Sonatafas aren't as bad as they used to be, if i could pick the worst waifufgas in this board, surely Shimmerfags and Rarifags
>>22000284
But its true anon
>>22000192
do you have it screencapped?
>>22000000
>A dubs million get.
>Not just a million get.
Doubles the meaning of this get of truth.
>>22000000
Checking the truth.
>>22000293I actually agree, I just saw the gif in my folder and thought it was rather fitting.
>>22000000
Well said.
>>22000000
Oh fuck!
>>22000287
>Not enjoying being an insufferable cunt
>>22000298
I always here about sunfags being cancer but they've never seemed too bad.
>>22000000
Nice going newfag.
>>22000000
perfect.
TIME TO VOTE /mlp/, let's settle to see who is the worst type of waifufag in this board
http://strawpoll.me/3747175
http://strawpoll.me/3747175
http://strawpoll.me/3747175
>>22000258
My opinion is your house?
Explain this shit then.
>>22000271
Triggered.
>>22000308
use moe
>>22000328
>no "all of them" option
>>22000000
Oh god.
>>22000328
>not adding Celestiafags on there
>>22000287
>I enjoy EqG
>my opinion is valid
![[smokes weed internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n2Xxrmr.jpg "[smokes weed internally].jpg")
>>22000000
Best get in ages. And truthful
>>22000321
>Implying I'm not being combative for fun too
Shitposting is fun in moderation, but it's far from this board's sole identity. Just because it was made by a bunch of faggots spamming shit doesn't mean we don't have deeper cultural values as a community.
>>22000000
>liking ponies and not EQG
Literally who does this?
How new are you?
>>22000328
>Shimmerfags aren't the worst
Are you fags for real? Check the fucking catalog, those shitposters are the biggest writefag baiters i've ever seen, they are not as proud as Rarifags, but they will aways use the excuse of the movie being bad to not admit their waifu is a rape victim piece of shit
>>22000339
Besides the whole praise it maymay, they are not as cancerous as they used to be, its way harder to find sunfags trying to destroy princess threads these days
>>22000330
>My opinion is your house?
Brutal anon, but this is an 18+ site.
Explain what? Why they made toys of characters in the movie?
>>22000353
>Just because it was made by a bunch of faggots spamming shit doesn't mean we don't have deeper cultural values as a community.
Uh, it kinda does.
>>22000375
>implying
>>22000363
Fucking this
>>22000328
Rarifags have been a plague on this board with their pretentious bullshit since forever, Sonatafags and Shimmerfags are merely a temporary flavor of the month that will eventually simmer down.
>>22000354
>>22000381
horses at the bottom.
>>22000354
>Not liking EQG makes you a newfag
Back to tumblr with you!
>>22000363
>implying the majority of them aren't false flags
Have you ever bothered to look in those threads?
>>22000000
>All those replies.
>>22000382
Says you.
You must not be very culturally enriched and only come here to shitpost yourself.
>>22000398
>using exclamation mark
Back to Myspace with you.
>>22000000
Still doesn't overpower the double-Sonata get from last time.
>>22000000
>>22000000
>ponyfags are taking over our board
>>22000401
Anon, if Shimmerfags actually gave a fuck about not being the cancer, they would do like the Dazzfags and stay inside the fucking general, even if the shitposters are falseflags, Shimmerfags still refuse to stay fucking inside, the Sunset Shimmer general, the place where all those fucking homeless waifu stories should stay inside, is full of shitposting while we have 3-4 different threads for each story, that people refuse to delete because "muh feels story bump ;_;"
>>22000397
They aren't horses Rainbow Rocks, that's enough to debunk your cardboard canon theory.
>>22000408
>culturally enriched by 4chan
You should see a doctor about that.
>>22000414
>>22000334
thanks man
I appreciate it
>>22000431
Like a benign tumor: it grows on you.
>>22000192That was a beautiful get. I loved it.
>>22000000
>almost 2 years later
>still butthurt
NEVER EVER ponyfags, this is our board now.
>>22000408
>Coming here to do anything other than shitpost
Jeez anon, you're not being serious are you?
>>22000000
No fuck you, this means nothing.
Sonata and EQG is perfect
>>22000000
I..I'm speechless
No one curious about
>>21999999
>>22000456
I don't disagree anon, but a get is a get.Besides Sonata has a few of her own.
>>22000000
What a wasted get...
But check 'em anyways
>>22000454
Well, I also write and drawfag for attention, circlejerk in my chosen general(s), participate in show discussion when they come up, and participate in community events such as 4cc and the anniversary. And occasional funposting when I'm bored.
>>22000389
So much this
>>22000456
It's the big one, the 22M, of course it means something
>>22000463
Ponyfags confirmed for hating EQG more than liking MLP
I always forget most of you fags don't even watch the show anymore
>>22000000
More or less how much time until 23M get?
>>22000451
>this much damage control
>calling others ponyfags
lel where do you think you are?
>mfw EQGfags will never EVER be excepted in this board
>>22000513
>Evangelion
>5th Angel
I love you Anon
>>21990849
"Twily, if I knew that, your mother would still be here."
>>22000000
Horsefuckers still this butthurt.
Your rage fuels her.
>>22000000
GLORIOUS
>>22000000
EqG fags got BTFO
Friendly reminder that EQG is not canon anyways :^)
>>22000533
>mfw ponyfags are being pushed out of their containment board
Hate feeds our Dazzling waifus.
Is kinda sad that a thread with so much potential die from shitstorm.
>>22000547
>m-muh waifu
>>22000539
>I spend my time on a board I consider myself separate from
Congratulations on being mlpg2.
>>22000549
[citation needed]
we're just waiting for the haitus to end.
>mfw when S5 gets here you'll have to scroll to page 10 even to find an EQG thread.
>>22000529
2.5 months
>>22000000
I can just imagine this redfaced autist waiting one million posts to sperg out like this after the last get. You're worse than any sonatafag.
>>22000559
Hate feeds my waifu.
>"Finally! I've been waiting outside the damn school for almost an hour, what took you so long?"
>>22000000
fukken glorious
>>22000573
>''Sorry, I was defending you guys on the Internet.''
>>22000000
I want to have sex with you.
>>22000559
>EQG isn't canon!
>EQG fags need to fuck off!
>Eating Hasbros shit!!!1one!!1
We didn't choose to make that distinction, anons like you did that for us.
>>22000000
You are just a butthurt twifag.
>>22000558
>muh cameo is more relevant than a spoken line! y-you waifufag!
stay in denial fag :^)
>>22000573
>"Also can you give my friends I ride home too? There won't be enough seats so I guess on of us will have to sit on your lap... Lets face it, it's going to be me."
>>22000573
Faggots were flowing through the streets. It's the Ferguson tippy all over again, except with sweaty, greasy men chanting "EqG BTFO"
>>22000584
kek
>>22000593
>spoken line
Yes Flash did speak, very good observation :^)
>>22000573
Sunset, run! Shitstorm is here-ARGHAAAA!
>>22000588
>actually considering yourself an EQGfag
>not liking both ponys and humans
sickening really.
>>22000584
>"Then I guess you deserve a reward."I-I'm not roleplaying, I'm just getting really into character.
>>22000600
>''Nope, not enough seats, don't worry, that rainbow haired dyke and the purple haired fucking slut can stay behind and get raped or something.''
>>22000588
>no u
Like I said, mlpg2.
>>22000617
Works for me, put a bacon haired wig and let's fuck each other senseless.
>>22000000
I can't wait for FIM being replace by a EQG series.
>>22000618
>"So, Twilight?"
>>22000616
>>actually considering yourself an EQGfag
Again, that's how you faggots refer to us.
>>22000600
Pink autism and Rainbow "just farted" Dash can go in the boot/trunk.
>>22000610
>Flah says something than any guard could say
>H-he's line confirm EQG is canon opposite to this blatant contradiction from a main character! I-I swear
try harder denialfag :^)
>>22000634
>''Good idea, she stays behind too.''
>>22000632
Isn't the Brats-styled tween high school shit falling out of favor? Monster High isn't doing so hot.
I wonder what Hasbro would have to do to make you guys unite?
>>22000635
>you faggots
Yet you clearly differenciate yourself from the rest of the board.
>>22000654
Still sell more than ponies
>>22000619
>saying I'm right saves me the trouble of forming an argument
You can't even defend your pathetic claim?
>>22000664
I don't think anything will get that to go along perfectly will work. For now, I'll just leave this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
>>22000664
stop making those shitty spin off movies
>>22000670
I need sources.
>>22000664
Make EQG characters fuck ponies.
>>22000684
He said unite, butthurt ponyfag.
>>22000547
>Continuity errors are ok if they serve my interests
>>22000694
Exactly, if EQG was over then we would go back to the state of the board before the great schism.
>>22000683
Nonsense. When the bigger foe shows up, camps begin to work together to defeat it. Then when they deal with it, they return to fighting with each other
>>22000673
>If I greentext it it must be true
Next you'll calling the rest of the board 'the piss'.
>>22000706
damnit... i miss Halo now
>>22000695
>This is a continuity error if they don't serve my interests
>>22000706
You have no idea what i was talking about
>>22000706
What about EQG and RR threads, would they just go away?
>ponyfags will never stop shitposting
>mfw they'll kill this board
>>22000000
BEST GET
EQGFAGS BTFO
>>22000709
What will be bigger than that, the comics? That is the only series that continues to fail, and is shunned by everyone. Besides, that shit isn't canon.
>>22000726
This thread is ded either way. Make another one
Like i one did
>>22000723
They'll fade away in time, the same way fan humanizations did when EQG rolled in.
>>22000719
>This isn't a continuity error if it serves my interests
There is already evidence to the contrary.
>>22000719
>Implying it's not
>Implying any other continuity error wasn't bashed to shit because they had nothing to do with EqG
>>22000738
I don't know. A live action movie or something
>>22000551
>Generic (x) in Equestria ish thread
>Potential
Generalfag pls
>>22000745
>muh cameo :^)
>>22000593
^ :^)
>>22000755
Actually, I could be wrong about this, but there is the MLP movie in 2017. If that went out so terribly, both forces may join together.
>>22000760
Shitposter please.
>>22000774
The foe must be big enough to attract 3DPD lovers here who will begin to spread their shit all over the place and try to prove their 'rights'. I can already hear ponyfags saying: "I miss times when EQG was cancer we had to care about"
>>22000790
>Bwaaah why isn't this thread another circlejerk of some fag who writes a shitty story and takes 8-10 minute breaks?
>You fags are ruining this board
At least this shitposting thread is going somewhere
>>22000760
>>Anon in EQG
>SHIT! SHIT!!!1 MOM, TELL THEM!
>>Anon in Equestria
>Omg, gimme two of this.
