This is Anon. Anon is living the dream. On his way to his new home, he stumbled across a magical portal. What came through to visit him... Will shock him for the rest of his life.
But first things first, what will his traits be?
>>21945565
Oh, already we're off to a good start - that's perfect.
>>21945570
Anon loves horses, but maybe a little too much... Oh, go on then.
>>21945578
>They enjoy mocking others with harsh words
Literally has Anon written all over it, the devil he is
>>21945580
This is shaping out to be accurate
>>21945587
These are all nice but they're all negative, how can we make a positive one? Oh, here you go. "A passion for reading" shitty greentext. Perfect.
>>21945597
continue...
>>21945597
>Anonymous, leader of the free world
Ehh, doesn't really have the right ring to it
>>21945615
Jack of all Trades. Anon can do various shit, but nothing perfect.
>>21945615
>Level 10 in the riding skill
Yeah, alright. Anon will be riding these horses through restless nights.
>>21945625
On second thought, I like this idea better.
>>21945639
Anon is a weeb who listens to kids music
>>21945650
And since he was born today, he'll be a Pieces
So, with all that out of the way Anon is finished. Let's see who he'll be spending his time with in his new life...
>>21945658
When do we get to molest horses?
>>21945658
Oh hey, I know who that is!
What's goingon in this th-
>>21945668
OH BOI
>>21945565
How come he's not overweight?
>>21945668
Oh shit! This one too
>>21945710
>>21945668
Unicorn master race
>>21945565
This fucking face kek
>>21945710
There's fucking loads of them
>>21945774
>Can't make lesbo horses
Wow EA, thanks for such a shit game
>>21945774
Oh fuck, that pic is the physcal represntation of /mlp/
>>21945777
I wish there was a lesbian horse relationship mod
>>21945774
He looks so happy
>>21945777
Oh shit, look at that difficulty
>>21945830
Don't forget our waifus need space to roam free.
keep going
>>21945830
A few tweaks and what was mostly a lake is now plenty of space for the horses to run around inCaptcha: ppone
>>21945855
...Why is there a fridge on the outside of this house?
>>21945855
Watch out for floods
>>21945879
Cause sometimes mares are bad. And bad mares must be punished without anyone noticing.
>>21945855
>>21945879
Anon's house looks like a rape shack
>>21945879
There you go, Anon's house is complete and everyhorse has a stable to live in. Anon even had enough money left over to afford a PC on which he can shitpost
>>21945903
Entertainment is sorted for the horses. Everything's ready, so everyone. What's the first thing we should do with our horse friends?
>>21945921petthem vigorously
>>21945921
get a job before the bill's come, otherwise this journey will be over before it started
>>21945921
As commanded >>21945930
>>21945952
Oh yeah...petthat mare.Pether good...
Now get a job!
>>21945939
>>21945958
Hold your horses! Just as Anon was about to look into the exciting career of journalism he stumbled across a time port-hole!
>>21945952
Would've gone for a different petting myself, but whatever.
>>21945966
Kill the furry!
>>21945966
Oh shit, look at him go! He's off! He's so determined to get that journalism job, you can just see it. Good thing he took an online course in horse news drama before hand, he's bound to get this job
>>21945973
>filename
I really like your fetish, anon. You are a good anon.
>>21945983
>Paper Boy
Journalism wasn't what Anon expected
>>21945966
>>21945983
But will he seduce the neighbors, or just the neeiighh...bors?
>>21945993
Anon arrives home after starting his job as a paper boy to find- Fluttershy doesn't like wearing that saddle. What should we do? Undress her or make her suffer?
>>21946006
Oh yeah, baby~
Always the quiet ones who wants the action first
>>21946006
That wasn't nearly as exciting as I had hoped
>>21946006
You need to enlighten the neighbours about the "magic" of "friendship". Execute those who resist.
>>21946035
But hold the phone - what is that?! Anon wants to learn how to write? What do you say folks, do we make Anon a writefag?
>>21945986
I developed this fetishand started clopping in general(yes, newfag here)while reading Crossroads' story over here >>21817819T-thank you, anon
>>21946035
>inb4 wink
>>21946041Forgot pic
>>21946045
The horses are getting tired for the day, let's let them all sleep
>>21946045
I say let him be a cliché writefag.
Writing porn about Technicolor equines all day
>>21946039
>You need to convert your neighbours into a hab-block of horsefuckers and shun those who remain normalfags as some kind of ethnic minority
Yes please.
>>21946041
It was bound to happen m8 >>21945597
>>21945903
I'm watching this thread my good sir
>>21946062
But uh-oh! A wild invader hose is here. Who knows what he could be up to? He could be here to steal all of our horsey waifu's - better not trust him.
>>21946066Actually, I forgot to actually add the trait to him
>>21946076Fucking forgot pic again
>>21946076
calm down, anon, you keep forgetting pics.
>>21946076
And you forgot the pic again:^)
>>21946083
OH NO, STOP HER BEFORE SHE BEGINS RHYMING!
>>21946042
You're welcome
>>21946083
>rape
stranger horse into submission
>>21946083
Can you actually have ziggas too? Pure curiosity, nothing more.
>>21946083
OH LAWD. WHAT IS THAT THING? HIDE YOU FOALS, HIDE YOUR BRIDES!
>>21946083
stop the cow horse with your wide range of skills in petting
>>21946083
It's time for Anon to get up and go to work, but some of the horses aren't feeling too happy about their saddles still
>>21946105
You know what to do>rape
>>21946105
>Wake up
>Shitpost
Perfect
>>21946114
That's our anon. Go shitpost those newfags to death!
>>21946114
Pinkie Pie's starting to get really hungry. Let's hope she doesn't die whilst you're at work. This isn't JoyPony after all.
>>21946114
Living the dream
>>21946137
Feed her. Firsthaythanlove
>>21946137
Speaking of work...
Which version of The Sims is this, OP? I'm pretty out of the loop.
>>21946153Just noticed that he's grown hair under his hat
>>21946156
I think Sims 4
>>21946156Sims 3 with every expansion, but most importantly Pets
>>21946105
*Rarity Whining intensifies*
>>21946137
>Pinkie's so sad her hair's down
YOU GOOFED, OP.
>>21946090
I don't know if I have to blame you or thank you for pic related and I still can't get over the fact that you were rightbut I can't hate a based writefriend like you.
>>21946153
Whilst Anon is busy working hard as a paper boy, Pinkie is getting some food and water. She's slowly getting happier now!
>>21946199
>Slowly
IMMERSION LOST.
>>21946199
when Anon get's home exercise the poniesexercise them ALL
>>21946199
Looks like Fluttershy wants to have some fun with Rarity
>>21946226
>Rainbow Dash taking a piss near the food
What the fuck
>>21946232
>topcunt being herself
what's new?
>>21946232
Anon earned 226 Sim Dollarydoos from a fucking paper round, what the fuck.
There never was a "horse relationship" mod was there?
Ah, I fondly remember the last Sims thread we had.
>>21946232
cheeky cunt.
>>21946244
Anon's home! Which horse should he ride first?
>>21946282
The one and only
>>21946282
Damn, that's a lot of horse piss.
Rainbow it is >>21946287
>>21946298L-l-lewd
>>21946269
Oh Lord, please tell me there's a full screencap of that thread, Anon.
>>21946298
>ask to pose
>saddle
>mount
>affection
l-lewd.
>>21946302
OP should stream this shit on twitch
>>21946302
Wow man, spoiler that.
>>21946282
Applejackmake her feel like she's not just part of the background
>>21946303
If there is, I sadly don't know of it. It was glorious.
>>21946302
What a beautiful afternoon for riding a horse
>>21946306
>filename
>>21946318
My fucking luck. Just when there's cool shit going through /mlp/, a plethora of tests come out like fucking mushrooms.Thank you anyway
>>21946320
Buy some icecreamand smear it all over her ponut
>>21946302
Look at those soulless, beady eyes.
>>21946336
which pone is Anon's favourite?
>>21946320
Back at the house, things aren't looking so good for the princess of friendship. Fluttershy didn't seem to like her advances for anuzzle
>this entire thread
>>21946364
It took him a Taxi journey, but Anon caught up with the ice cream van >>21946349
>>21946364
>Twilight Sparkle
>Self esteem - Critical hit
>10 / 100
>>21946357
You replied to the wrong post m8
>>21946407
What the fuck Anon, you just left Rainbow in the middle of no where? That's no place for a horse. Anything could happen to her.
>>21946457
He seems to be really enjoying that icecream
>>21946457
>Rainbow Cunt
Eh, she'll be fine. At worst she'll be pissing somewhere random again.
>>21946457
>a wild flash sentry appears
>>21946464
Damn, those are bedroom eyes. Must be some sexy ice cream. Sexy enough for Anon to...give up horses?
>>21946497
This. Flash Sentry as waifu stealer and general asshole of the neighbourhood.
>>21946464
>"Looks and tastes exactly like Futa Pinkie!"
>>21946557
>Flash Sentry as waifu stealer and general asshole of the neighbourhood.
Yes please, let it happen.
is OP kill?
>>21946636Flash Sentry stole his pc.
>>21946636
He probably has a life too. He's delivered quite a lot up to now, I say we keep it alive for today and see what happens next.
>>21946592
I suppose it may end up like that one story with Chinman killing everyone in a staged arson.Except this time with Fag Sentry being sent to the butchery.
>>21946675
Oh man, I remember that. Fucking glorious thread.
Shouldn't there be a fence around the lot?
>>21946749
>Not letting the horses run free
>>21946170
Thanks! I'll buy that later.
OP here, back, meaning faggotry inbound. To be honest with you, playing the game and pausing to take screencaps every other minute was a bit of a pain in the arse and I'd rather just play the game. An Anon suggested ages ago about streaming on Twitch, I could do that if people give enough of a shit to be entertained by this. If not, I'll probably call it a day and drop the files for all the characters in the thread for anyone who wants to give it a go.
>>21947374
i for one am up for twitch live stream, with our recommendations in chatbox helping you on your / our journey.
>>21947464
This, I'm up for it.
>>21947374
as long as we can spam memes and ascii pics in the chat.
>>21947464
>>21947496
Alright, that's good enough for me. Other people can join in if they want to.Search on twitch, equestriaconfidential. Just working on the house at the moment and I'll probably repeat what I did in the thread whilst waiting
>>21947509
Would it be a twitch stream if you couldn't?
get in here boys / girls
>>21947533
>Ponk rolling around on the ball
Adorable.
OP CONFIRMED FLASHFAG
>>21947588
>girls
>>21948572
kek
Posting these for a certain anon.
>>21948704
>>21948723
>>21948740
>>21948763
>>21948704
>>21948723
>>21948740
>>21948763
>>21948774
that certain anon thanks you based anoni still believe OP is getting swatted even though we know he's not
>>21948796
I guess keeping all the main plot and ponut for himself in his front yard is against federal law.
>>21945565
Anon kind of looks like normal squidward.
>>21948704
>>21948723
>>21948740
>>21948763
>>21948774
Yes, this pleases me~
>>21948904
Maybe, but he surely looks pretty feminine with those eyes.
shows over anon lost his horses
>>21949103
>>21948900
no sono un robot
>>21949302
Living in Spaghettiland, mate:^)
>>21949446Nie jestem robotem
>>21949103
How did he lose them?
>>21945565
Why anon babbyface?
>>21949790
Some Linda Jew of the Animal Protection teleported in and took away his unicorns. He then reloaded an older save.
>>21949103
Fucking liar
Anon has transcended beyond the need for a bed. Shitposting is his bed. It is the only source of rest he can find.
>>21950311
Is that you op?
>>21950441
yes, and I'm having the time of my life
>>21950452
And have you never felt this way before?
press F to pay respects
>>21950778
F -Azzaronni
thanks for a brilliant day guys, it's been fun shitposting with you all
>>21950778
FTedora_Fipping
stayed up all night watching this, work in 4 hoursit was worth it
>>21950311
More please
>>21950778
how did he died?
>>21950884
We starved him to death.
Then Linda Jew came to take away the pones because there were no caretakers alive anymore.
A sad day indeedbut with lots of keks
>>21950778
Frip in glorious piss, anon
>>21945774
Fucken saved
My sides are starting to take off and I haven't even read it all yet
>Inb4 death by shitty stove
>>21950778
Fug
>>21950778
f
I'm so sorry Anon.
Shame I couldn't be there to see it.
Anyone here willing to greentext what happened to Anon and his ponies in the stream most of us missed?
>>21951966
I'm going to sleep noweuropoor here, it's 2:40 AMbut if you're patient I'll green it for you tomorrow
>>21945799
>>21951966
>He was going to find dash machine
>she pissed so much anon drowned
>his last words were:
"GURAGAAAA"
>he might be missed
>>21954078
p10
why
Oh shit, not even a day passed, and already a banner on horse news.
Quality thread.
*shitposts*
shit this thread is golden, must bump before hitting bed.
>>21947533
>No past broadcasts found.
God fucking dammit. I missed the ride, again.
>>21958017
maybe OP will upload the stream to his highlights / upload it on his youtube channelif he has one
OP here. I still have a recording of the full 5 and a half hour stream. I'll sort out rendering and uploading it onto YT since there's no sign of it appearing on Twitch on my end either.
>>21958088
Thank you based OP -Azzaronni
p.s. i now follow you on twitch hoping to see something in the future
>>21950821
>that fucking face
Laughed harder than I should have
F
>>21958088
link/stream when?
>>21958180
One day.
>>21948774
My sides have left orbit
holy shit, I haven't laughed this hard in years
>>21947336
>buying shit
>buying offline shit
What the fuck is wrong with you, anon?
>>21958511
Some people have tremendous amounts of money to spare for meaningless entertainment.
>>21958542
>Entertainment is now meaningless
Yeah and my post ends with quads
>>21958595
The pure concept of entertainment isn't meaningless but most forms of entertainment are.
>>21958634
That is true, I guess I just misread your post. My bad.
ETA 3 hours until upload
>>21958880
GET HYPE
>>21958880
Is there going to be anotherstream?
>>21958929Maybe. Maybe with less horses so it'd be easier to manage.
>>21958957
Sounds good
>>21958957
Make sure to pick best horse then.
>>21958957
>1 horse
>1 anon
>>21959012
Just like an actual greentext.
Place your bets now
>>21958880
progress update?
>>21959495
Uploading as we speak, about 40 minutes left not including processing time
>>21959530
I know what I'll be doing for the rest of the day.
>>21947336
ebay is your best bet. You can usually get the whole set for 1/2 to 1/5 the retail price.
Yesterday's stream is live for those who missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnc5QaqbbGMWho's up for another one tonight?
>>21959772
I'm up for it, hope it's as good as yesterdays
>>21959772
>gif related
>>21959809
>>21959836
Same place as yesterday, equestriaconfidential on twitch. Can't link it because spam.
we have been visited by AYYLIENS
we 4cc team mansion now
So Saturday, 4cc mulp team in sims. Excellent.
>>21945952
>anon Ymous
>not Anonymous F. Notfound
>>21961774
Fetish Notfound?
>>21945565
>sims 2
>>21963131
kek, that's sims 3
>>21945565
>>21963338
Wait, so this isn't Kasumi Hentai? Then what have I been fapping to until now?
