Well shit, /mlp/, looks like I'm not going to Wendy's anymore. Here's what happened:
>be me, two hours ago
>just got off work
>decide to get some Wendy's on the way home
>I go there semi-regularly, so some the employees usually recognize me
>order food in the drive-thru and pull to the window
>standing at the window is one of the regulars, a young lady around her mid-20s, 7/10
>"Hey, how ya doin? That'll be $4.10,"
>happen to have my phone sitting in the passenger's seat for no particular reason
>as she hands me back my change I receive a text message
>screen lights up, showing my phone's lock screen, pic related
>not-so-casually turn my phone over and look back
>she gives me an expressionless look before closing the window to retrieve my food
>hear them inside laughing wildly for about 20 seconds
>stuff change into my now spaghetti-lined pockets
>employee returns with my food, stifling her laughter
>grab my food and drive out as quickly as I could
>open phone to read text message
>"boop"
Dubs gets my "complimentary frosty" key tag
It's a nice pic, fuck them.
You know, I've had this scenario play out in my head before and yet I still never change my lock screen. I've even been busted on a bus for it once. Anyways, it's not something to be embarrassed about and they don't remember you, or anyone.Trust me. No one in fast food does.
>>21750411
Why the fuck would you have that as your phone picture? You're a fucking idiot.
You could always go full power level and explain them why it's not nice for them to laugh at the things, you like and that they should be ashamed of themselves. You just need some good talking skills and a few arguments
I'm surprised they were able to see it. At all.
Anyways, I got fired today because I left the drive thru mic on and was talking shit about the people just went through the line. Well, it was the same people. I got their order wrong. They called corporate."You're done son.
>>21750438
Believe me, I know. I work in customer service as well.
At least it's in black and white, and could pass off as a random pin-up at first glance instead of horse ass. Don't know how clearly she could see it.
>>21750411
>spilling spaghetti over a phone screen
>>21750411
Link me to the picture, I want it for my phone,Anon.
>>21750411
Keep it as your background. Don't give a fuck what some fast-food workers think of you. They should have no meaning to you.
>>21750557
Reverse search faggot
Ya know, I used to be embarrassed about people seeing my power level, but I noticed alot (and I mean ALOT) of people in this fandom.. are kinda ugly. I've seen some of the craziest people cuz of meet-ups; I'm not so shadowy about it cuz my looks. I guess good looking people have opinions in this world.
>>21750490
initially it was just for the lelz, but I was too lazy to change it
>>21750557
since you asked nicely
http://culu-bluebeaver.deviantart.com/art/This-is-what-happens-458711251
Fuck Mondays man...
>>21750634
Wow...
Someone else here, besides me, acts nice
>>21750502
>>21750589
I'm over the initial embarrassment, the employees there are kinda shit anyway.
No reason to stop going there op.
Rememeber, they work in fast food. You are above them.
>>21751129
If being a cashier at a dollar store is "above" fast food workers, then sure.
Again, they're pretty shitty employees. The one I dealt with was just one of the nicer ones.
There's a much nicer Wendy's closer to where I work anyway.
I work at Wendy's Monday and Saturdays to pay for hobbies, there's plenty of things to laugh at instead of a phone screen.
>>21750411
I can't help but notice where the unlock widget is placed on her booty.
>>21750411
dat ass though
>>21750429
This.
>>21751388
unf
>>21751222
>dollar store worker
muh fellow bottom rung wage-slave
>>21750411
That woman has a nice ass.
>>21750557
Can we get some lock-screen drops going on here? Not your actual screenshot lock-screen but I can't find any good Pone screens, porn or not.
I'm a loser ;-;
>>21751348
Which is what makes me wonder if she focused long enough to notice it's pone butt or not.
With the widget right there the tail blends into the background easily and it could look enough like a regular pin-up for her not to notice.
However I have worn mlp shirts there before, and there's only a handful of bronies in the area, so if I'm known there as the "brony customer" then I can't imagine her not knowing exactly what that image was.
>>21751570
We pony lock screens now people!
>>21751570
Sure, have some subtle sun horse, just never ever use emotes again, ever.
>>21751595
Working fast food like I do, I can guarantee you that she would only have had enough time to notice the ass and the size of her eyes. She would have forgotten all about it inside five minutes anyway.
>>21750411
>Twilot
At least you have good taste
>>21750502
>You could always go full power level and explain them why it's not nice for them to laugh at the things, you like and that they should be ashamed of themselves.
Do this and film the whole thing. Then upload it to YouTube.
>>21751659
Perhaps so, however there have been instances I've dined inside and could hear them over the counter talking shit about customers. Not even rude ones, just some mundane shit about how one customer looked weird. There's some gossipy motherfuckers that work there.
Only reason I go there is because it's the closest fast food place to the house.
>>21751536
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>>21751536
uhm.. uhh.. Yeah, I can't see at all why this is appealing. How can you stand to look at this?
gross.
>>21751786
You'd be surprised at how observant some fast food peons can be, people usually don't see us as human so they're not really all that polite, trash talking the worst ones helps us feel better about what we do. My advice is just behave as if nothing happened and they'll forget all about it as soon as they find something else.
>>21751893
Again, I work in retail, so I know how it works.
I've had rude or otherwise interesting customers who I usually forget about, unless it was a special situation, or they were a regular customer
In this case, I'm a pretty recognizable regular customer, and seeing pony smut as someone's screensaver would seem like a pretty special situation, especially if they took the time to have their little laugh.
I'd say it would at least be a month or two before they start to forget about it.
>>21751999
Trips confirm, Wendy the Wendy's cashier will never forget for two months.
Seriously though, call the faggots out on it if they do it again, that'll sober them right the hell up.
>>21751999
amusing that if it were a regular human ass pic, they wouldn't have batted an eye.
people are stupid.
>>21751570
>not having a repertoir of anything and everything pony, including neato backgrounds for any occation
wow, get gud son
>>21752095
I think i'll make this one my new lockscreen...
>>21752105
I like my sause as much as the next guy anon, but really as ur lock screen? Its not about hiding ur power level its about not having a lewd pic as ur fucking lock screen. I just always thought that was weird when ppl do that.
>>21750411
Eh. Who cares if they saw that shit.
It's all about how you act about it.
My friends know about my pony fetish, and they're all a bunch of disgusting normalfags.
They just give me shit about it the same way you give your friends shit about stuff.
They're just like
>"Yeah. You don't wanna end up drawing pony porn like anon, here"
and stuff like that. Everyone has fetishes. Shit doesn't matter.
>>21752213
I did it for a few laughs from a couple of my brony/clopper friends.
I was gonna change it back at some point, but don't you tell me you haven't procrastinated on a simple task before, like replacing the toilet paper roll on the holder or something along those lines
>>21752238
I'll be honest, I'm more humored that I got myself into this situation then I am embarrassed.This is just one of a few reasons I don't plan on going back there. If anything, better I didn't like them well enough for them to get to know me better, not like the employees at the other Wendy's nearby where I work, who know me by name and job location.
I have this as my lock screen but you can only see cheerilie's face, I have never had a problem and a few times it has caused discussions about how great fear and loathing is. Its all a matter of not being weird about the stuff you like. Just own it. I like small colored horse. Now lets go do some coke.
>>21752389
hey, nothing wrong with clopping. I have recently confirmed that yeh, ponies are sexy, but I still wouldn't go as far as putting a pick like that on my phone. As for the whole forgetting to change it thing, yeh ur not alone, I procrastinate more than i would like to admit, just work on it I guess I don't fucking know
>>21752389
>using a holder
Just stack that shit on the floor
>>21750411
>Not keeping your phone inside your pocket
you better not text and drive OP
>>21752491
I'm not necessarily ashamed to be a clopper, if I were I wouldn't have even remotely considered changing my screensaver to that. Of course you can't deny that it's a pretty taboo and humorous kink to have.
>>21752535
No worries, I had it out because I got a call as I was in the drive thru and told them to call me back (as a good customer does when in the middle of a transaction), and I just tossed it to the side without a second thought.
I suppose I should change it though.
Okay, /mlp/, trips decides my new lock screen!
>>21750411
>putting suggestive images on your phone
trash
>putting suggestive images of ponies on your phone
the trash has transcended to a god like level
>>21750411
>being embarrassed over your already spilled spgaghetti
>not giving her a slow nod and a grin
better to come across as a creep than a beta faggot.
> Being so much of an autist that you put lewd ponies as a phone wallpaper in public
Do you get surprised when people laugh at you for wearing pony tees in public as well, you oblivious dipshit? Can you not restrain yourself when around strangers?
>>21752579
>>21752665
That pic is cute in many ways.
>>21752559
> I had it out because I got a call as I was in the drive thru and told them to call me back (as a good customer does when in the middle of a transaction)
Fucking good on you m8. I hate when im ringing people up and they're on the phone and shit. Like i have to talk to you for about a minute, don't get annoyed with me.
>>21752665
you tried
>>21752665
>one off
Fuuuuck.
>>21752615
>>21752664
>>21752639
I'll admit, I should have better prepared for this situation, then again I should have changed the screen when I had the chance. What can ya do tho?
>>21752665
Close, but no cigar
>>21752687
Glad to know someone feels my pain. The shit I've dealt with working in customer service, they don't pay me enough. The last thing I wanna do is be that shitty customer that everyone hates.
>>21750411
That's why I have humanized poni on my screen. That reminds me of one situation I had recently
>be me
>at cinema with friends
>I'm silencing my phone
>My friend sees my wallpaper (pic related)
>He knows that I'm a ponyfag, but nothing more about the fandom
>He's like "Wow, awesome wallpaper. What is this from?"
"You really wanna know?"
>"Yup"
"Well ok then. It's a humanized pony"
>"Really?"
"Yup"
>"You know what? I don't like that wallpaper anymore"
>>21752828
lel, I can smell the butthurt on your friend from here
Anyway it's getting pretty late over here, so I best get going for tonight. I'll check in sometime tomorrow.
Night /mlp/, OP out!
>>21752851
Well, he specifically said after that he is "ponyphobic" so yeah, massive butthurt.
Goodnight OP, see ya around
Gotta remember, they work at a day food place. They have no right to laugh.
>getfucked.jpg
>>21750411
>>>/blog/
>>21750626Thank you bathtub barracuda.
>>21751848
Ur a fgt.
>>21751864
Get out.
>>21750411
Not too bad.
>Not using a screen dimmer so no one looking anywhere but a foot away can see your screen.
>Not using a similarly colored wallpaper occasionally with the screen dinner off so people will think it's just that image from far away.
Pic related, I have T R U E P A T R I C I A N M U S I C to hide myPink OCbackground when I feel like using it.
lined up so it fits perfectly under the pattern and works with all the widgets nicely
It pays to be a beta faggot
>>21754739
>not owning the floral shoppe sweatshirt
>>21755402
>Implying you aren't.
>>21750626
Why do so many fans have terrible acne? Have they never looked in a mirror? Have they never heard of proactiv?
>>21757282
It's way harder than you think
>look at pony porn on my phone while on the toilet because I'm addicted to it
>hardcore fetishes and gay porn
>all involving ponies
>no lock just swipe
>one day sister looked at my phone to dig up dirt on me
>guess she got it
Why do small horses have to be so sexy?
>>21757282
Fuck you, faggot. I'm proud of my backne scars & latent pizzaface.Proactiv is a newer thing too you little shit, they only had accutane back in the day.
>>21757282
This is a good question. I eat like a nigger and shower twice a week and my skin is perfect
>>21759052
>shower twice a week
Anon, for fuck's sake.
>>21759386
you should smell my balls monday morning after a weekend of masturbating into my pajamas and not shaking twice. It's glorious.
>>21758922
>no lock just swipe
you were kinda asking for it.
>>21758922
Because Faust made them so
>>21751222
Everything is above fast food
OP here
I see no one's gotten trips yet
>>21751864
I know right? Without the wings it's just incomplete.
>>21758922
Has she attempted to blackmail you yet?
>>21761168
The fuck you want me to do anon? Take a screenshot and make that my lock screen? Fuck that noise.
>>21761333
Incomplete quotation mark.Did you see what I replied to?
>>21757282
i took proactiv and it didn't really help much but whenever i stopped taking it it got way worse, so i stopped and most of it is gone now naturally.
>>21757282
It tends to be genetic sometimes. It use to be really bad for a about a year before it started clearing up. I still get bad bouts of it occasionally, but that's because I really like my Funions.
>>21750411
OP you shouldn't care what minimum wage workers think of you
if you want to fuck with the employees who laughed at you then next time you go there bring $20-$40 and buy as many $1.00 items as you can
>>21750411
I don't see a problem here.
bamp
>>21751570
Here ya go Anon, enjoy some pone
Night /mlp/, I'll check back in tomorrow for dem trips
-OP
>>21752828
Makes me think of Dota 2's Templar Assasin.
>>21750411
Stop it OP!
We don't want to drown in spaghetti ocean because of your recklessness
Those dubs tho
>>21750411
And this is why you DON'T carry your power level around, you spaghlord. You deserve everything bad that happens to you.
