Autism thread
>>20949019
Sorry, anon... We are full
>>20949019
Yea laugh at all the autists.
So glad we aren't like that
R-right?
>>20949053
I forgot that this entire board is autism in a physical form
>>20949019
>>20949053
>>20949179
>>>/vp/
>>>/a/
Is obsession for cartoons already some sort of autism?
Then there is Sonic and some other edgy fandom that their name always slips away.
>>20949019
I got one!
>>>/mlp/
>>20949019
>>20949053
>>20949058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xChmLCf68hg
>>20949019
>>20949058
Where can I find the full 9 yard story of him?
>rape
>>20949053
Hey look, my thread's on there.
But that isn't autism.
I just stumbled upon this guy
dude plays an entire deck of victim cards
http://dakari-king-mykan.deviantart.com/#/art/Mykan-Berates-on-Improvment-499121263?hf=1
http://dakari-king-mykan.deviantart.com/art/Right-Help-and-Wrong-Help-for-Mykan-498955650
to quote him: he thinks aside of hating on MLP; there is nothing in life to live for
/pol/ comeon now I know we're horesfuckers but let's not forget all the autistic shit you spout
>actually caring about the stupidest shit
>actually caring about stuff you don't have any control over
>mindlessly arguing about said things
I know we're horsefuckers but we mostly keep it to ourselves
how much should i dump?
>>20952812
As much as you possibly can
>>20952812
>mfw "mfw"
Fresh from the Nightly Twilight Thread.
a classic from /b/
>>20952920
Wow.
>>20952920
v2
>>20952986
Jesus
>you get pissed off you lose
>>20952990
Dat autism
>>20953013
Dis autism
>>20953013
>Gender roles
I stopped
I popped
I locked
I dropped
I mopped
I slopped
I flopped
I did all of that
>any of these
>>20953046
This is the only post the genuinely makes me angry
>>20953046
These people need to be crucified
some OC
>>20949019
Hey OP, you have a certain pone you want posted or just general adorableness?
>>20953062
This is an autism thread, nigga.Post Gooze
>>20953013
I'm... oddly ok with this.
more funny than cringe, but still cringe because
>taking things this seriously
>>20953062
Op here
General autism
>>20953059
>I bettered myself
>why do more people like me after I intentionally improved myself and made myself a better person!
>the author of this picture
I'd love to see hfw looking back at this years from when he/she drew it
>>20953077
most pony based autism i have is either shitty art or shoops, but i suppose that basically is a good chunk of pone autism
>>20953097
>mfw
>>20953097
>>20953125
>>20953077
>>20953032
I'm disgusted but interested by what could be behind those faces.
>>20953125
dem tits
>>20953097
sanec+rbd4lyfe
>>20949019
Fucking priceless
>>20953013
>Monty Python reference lumped in with autistic progresivness.
I am sad now.
>>20953172
Dont browse /k but still drives me insane
>>20953198
That belongs in a YLYL thread, not an autism thread.
>>20953227
>>20953125I need some info on this, anon. My penis requires it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MG8jwCGzk
Read the comments for bonus cringe anons. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMtwn745HAs
This is the end of a generation my friends
>>20953261
>disgracing an awesome show with hedgehog shit
i retort that thought with black twilight family
>>20953172
>>20953354
>Well, I'm a smart, funny witty guy
That is a lie
>>20951292
Who? Justin Valentine? As an anon that was apart of the investigation. It was a hunt to save the autist. Some of us believe the end wasn't the real one. Here is the google docs that goes with it. Enjoy.
https://drive.google.com/?usp=folder&authuser=0#folders/0B1jAGfueQL5-b21fRDlybjZDSUE
>>20953261
>>20953283
If we're talking vids tho..... Here are some of my favorites:
dumb bitch claiming monster = anti-christian
https://www. facebook .
com / video.php?v=10152841540617140&fref=nf
aaand fail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebjwFVxbY_I
guy fucks his car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE
some vegan faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67z_xBe07Q
>feminism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY#t=50
for the sonic lovers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMMMalj9Fw#t=119
>>20953335
The picture gave me cancer
>>20953438
That is incredible.
>>20953335
The message on the pizza box is kinda cute.
>>20953438
top fucking lel
>>20953467
God if I ever saw someone wearing that I would beat the living shit out of them.
>>20952668
Wasn't the story behind this the bastard's grandparents gave him money for his mother's cancer treatment and he bought a fursuit with it?
>>20953478
People being different than me makes me very, very upset.
>>20953491
>>20953504
>>20953516
>>20953530
Just reading these is killing my faith in humanity. And I didn't have that much to begin with. Do people truly believe this nonsense???
>>20952901
I've been around the net for a while now but really... what... the fuck?
>>20953491
This one has to be satire.
It just has to be.
>>20953557
thanks based anon
>>20953611
>changed things to suit the needs of people
>a term to identify how special you want to be seen
>need
>>20953614
That's just depressing.
>>20953634
Fuck these people, seriously, oh my god. If I was fighting in the war so that these little shits could have a future I would kill myself.
>being this beta
>>20953701
I would fight for the Kaiser, so that they never exist.
>>20953717
looks shooped
>>20952801
More proof that women are memes
Walking fucking memes
>>20953733
I would gladly join you in that fight
>>20953624
Is that a woman or a man?
>>20952812
That's startiing to rustle me.
>>20953046
These people need to be executed via firing squad armed with 9MM's
>>20953808
>>20953808
>I shouldn't have to like other people I don't find attractive
>other people should like me even if they don't find me attractive
>>20953504
>>20953424
This is a joke. You fags have gotten to the point where you cannot tell the difference.
>>20953861
>You fags have gotten to the point where you cannot tell the difference.
you have proof then?
>>20953861
The Tumblr post is a joke.
The actual thing is not.
>>20953491
This too, is a joke.
>>20953908
I came up with something with some of my friends today,
>be teenage kid
>Christmas day
>go outside
>look under the tree
>go to computer
>post online, "my parents got me garbage for Christmas!"
>all the replies, "ungrateful little brat"
>browse replies
>cry
>go back to tree
>look at the literal trash can under it
>"You're my only friend."
>>20953923
you claim it's a joke, but offer no proof to support your statement...
>pic unrelated
>>20953570
A lot of these are jokes, you want to believe they're all true, because it's fucking hysterical.
>>20953953
tumblr, please stop.
>pic unrelated
>>20953947
>>20953965
Holy shit, we don't have to fight them. They're tearing eachother apart.
>>20949019
Enjoy some OC
>>20953667
This is actually a voodoo ritual, to sneak some period blood into a man's meal to make him fall in love. Sick fuckers.
>>20953583
Hoh wow, this one got to me
There are so many fucking things wrong with what she just said.
On that note, being accepting of your children coming out is 100% fine. In fact, supporting parents are very good for a child's development, both socially and emotionally, but this... This is on the same level as having parents not supporting you.
She fails to realize that homosexuality isn't a fucking lifestyle for everybody. Yeah, of course it is for some, like some furries dress up in fur suits and some bronies take the show entirely too seriously, but for most normal homosexual people, it's treated more like a fetish.
But this is horrible because she's just reinforcing the stereotype that all gay men wear girls clothes, wear nail polish, and are just all around extremely open to most things about them.
I mean, really? Fucking REALLY? BDSM? You're going to reinforce the idea that all gay men need to like BDSM in order to fucking be gay? Does she really think this way? Does she not realize that she'd be making her child feel like shit because she's forcing him to do what he actually might not want to fucking do?
I don't know if any of my thoughts are even processed right, but she has a backwards way of thinking, and it's sad that she's completely ignorant of it.
>>20953634
>mfw this is the generation of kids who will running the Country when we're all old men and many are this dense
>>20953997
Made me nauseous
>>20953965
Did he just eat a raw hotdog?
Hotdogs are already fucking gross but that's just taking it to a whole new level.
>>20954078
>hotdogs are already fucking gross
>>20953919
I'm pretty sure this was mentioned on internet aristocrats channel
>>20953937
You can tell. Does it specifically have to be tagged as satire for that to be understood? They're pulling out every tumblr-sim in the book, poorly. I guess the best satire is the type which you can't distinguish from real autism.
>>20953521
Please don't tell me this is true.
>>20954104
The delusions some people come up with are just way to fucking funny.
>>20953810
Yes.
![800px-Oldsnake_salute[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W5ixPkv.png "800px-Oldsnake_salute[1].png")
>>20954123
Goddamn, I miss that faggot already.
RIP in peace, you glorious motherfucker.
would you, /mlp/?
>>20954187
Did I miss something? What happened to him?
>>20954187
what happened?
he made a video a couple months ago didn't he? even less if I remember.
>>20954059
These kids won't be running the country. They'll be working the graveyard shift at a truckstop.
>>20953979
as an Atheist this doesn't make me cringe but smile at the irony
>>20953283
I really hate this song. It just sounds to autistic
>>20952668
>>20953521
>>20954150
A gay ass fursuit is worth as much as chemotherapy?He bought drugs too. Calling it.
>>20953934
>"You're my only friend."
Explain.
>>20952748
You know, it's rare for a work of art to strike me as being not just unworthy of existence, but also a detriment to the universe. This drawing is one of those works.
>>20954196
>>20954201
He deleted his channel, as he became jaded from the incident-that-shall-not-be-mention-on-4chan.
You can find his final message on youtube. I'm not gonna link to it, as I know how tabu the subject he talks about is 'round these parts. Just type in "Internet Aristocrat Final Message" in the youtube search bar.
>>20954194She ate so many donuts, even her entire abdomen looks like a fucking donut.
>>20954104
I wish to ask her questions, I need to.
>>20954258
I swear to god two weeks ago I was on his channel
What the fuck
>>20954194
maybe in a pitch dark room after copious amounts of alcohol
>>20954268
>homer simson
>>20954268
confirmed
>>20954317
>>20954317
The fuck.
A lot of old people, especially educated ones, can still do a lot with their lives.
Hell, Hitler was pretty old.
![daf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bxEQjLR.jpg "daf[1].jpg")
>>20954286
I know. It was really sudden. He just hates large audiences, and he was approaching the 100 000 subscriber milestone. He really is the personification of /pol/; a true anon. The hero we want, but not the one we deserve.
But he'll likely come back, reborn, in half a year. And I'll be waiting.
>>20954316
>>20954304
Based anons get it.
>>20952920
a desperate cry for attention.
Poor bastard
>>20953354
When I started reading this, I didn't know what to expect. With the marble-sized remains of my once proud jawbreaker sitting in my mouth, I began to read. By the middle of the reading, I noticed a low hum in my left ear, growing steadily louder. As I continued, the humming suddenly stopped and was replaced by an intense, pulsating pain on my left side. I felt my mind leave my body but stay in the same space, continuing to read this boy's profile description. Suddenly, in the last sentence, everything went blank. I woke up suddenly knowing the last few words of that sentence. There was a copper taste in my mouth, and outside, I noticed that some street lights were burnt out and a black van had appeared in the parking lot across from me.
>>20952920
>>20954192
>>20954226
The cost of the materials to make one of those shitty suits is only a few hundred bucks and as much as eight hundred when you have decals like painted and glossed or glassed eyes, the artificial wiskers and such. Get a fursuiter to make it and it'll set you back as much as 3000 dollars for a full suit as it needs to be fitted, put together out of hundreds to thousands of pieces of the material and if they run out it can be a bitch to track down matching fur. The more advanced suits with moving jaws and blinking eyes and more articulation have gone as high as eight grand when made by a professional. Fursuiters are as fucking insane as the fandom they belong to and the ones making their suits often are only in it for the work at home job and easy pay
>>20954392
These are real people.
>>20954187
That's the shittiest salute I've ever seen.
>>20954423
How do you know about all this, Anon?
>>20954442
Looks like it's time to kill myself.
I refuse to share the same earth that these faggots walk on.
>>20954452
Who do you think sells them the materials
>>20952668
You can taste the dissapointment
>>20954179
underrated post
>>20952668
His mom don't have soul anymore
>>20954487
>Based on your butchering of the english language I'd say yes
ok ill admit I had myself a giggle
![2449143-2449142-2906771108-solid[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EODjzyV.jpg "2449143-2449142-2906771108-solid[1].png")
>>20954432
Fuck you, gramps! At least I have a cool, secret handshake with my BFF. If you had a secret handshake, you'd probably tell The Boss anyway, you fucking beta faggot!
>>20954487
>dat bottom answer
Fucking burnt.As gay as tumblr is, they do have some pretty nice comebacks sometime.
>>20953919
>planetkin (Pluto)
Pluto is a dwarf planet. That means (s)he's a fucking MANLET
>>20953055
>>20953058
>>20953812
Yeah, war fucking sucks, and soldiers are the stupidest people on this earth. Get rid of them, get rid of most of humanity's problems.
>>20954567
Don't even touch it.
>>20954567
"-and feminists are the most stupid people on this Earth."
FTFY
>>20954567
What if no one became soldiers? What if not a single person in any country decided to sign up and join their military?
There would be no war, because nations wouldn't have anything to fight with. It's the perfect solution.
I hope this one was fake...
Mother induced autism.
>>20954582
Oy vey what a cuck!
>>20954580
So his/her/xer another reason for being a vegan is because he/she/xir never studied biology?
Oh and lets not forget this Anon.
>>20954590
Why?
>>20954607
Story behind this one.
>>20954590
What the fuck
>>20954607
But that's based autism, anon. He's as based as the brony of happiness.
>>20954590
there is absolutely nothing wrong with a whale nursing her calf.
>>20954607
That guy was awesome though.
>>20954630
You sure about that?
>>20954607
>implying he isn't based as fuck
Rage and/or autism. You decide.
>>20954590
>tfw nobody to breastfeed me
>>20954646
>bait
>>20954646
This has to be satire.
If it's not, anyone who could actually write that "P.S." seriously, without realizing what the fuck they're saying.....
>>20954639
>>20954627
>>20954635
Almost forgot the 2nd part.
>>20953125
Sauce?
Anyone remember Jin?
>>20954682
Of course we remember him since people always post that.
>>20954581
Here's your reply
test
>>20953283
The MLP version is worse.
>>20954787
>The MLP version is worse
>MLP version
>>20954621
>>20954607
Oh shit nigga I was there for that thread. Had to go watch that doc just to see if it was legit. Had keks aplenty when I saw it.
>>20953893
WHAT THE FUCK
>>20953467
>>20954892
>ducky.png
>>20954811
Yes, and?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1ZNtRyr-lk
>>20954892
>implying this is autism
This is gold, Anon.
>>20953861
Poe's law mate. we can't be sure if this is true or not because it has gotten to such a point that we can't tell the difference between the trolls and the serious people.
>>20954301
not even then
>>20955227
Could be funny if it wasn't drawn with a potato.
>>20952767
>Ticking demographic boxes for the sole purpose of ticking demographic boxes.
>>20953097
>sanic
>faster and cooler than Rainbow Dash
>>20953634
They've got a point though. Who the fuck cares about WWI these days?
>>20954078
No, he's eating a raw sausage. It's not a hotdog until you put it in a bun.
>>20955924
>>20955924
You are a fucking idiot.
>>20955924
>>20955924
>>20953133
I'm still amused that not only he shopped the pony in, but also the game screen. Poor fuck.
>>20954194
You have to admire that kind of dedication. It takes work to get that fat. The thing is, if she'd actually taken care of herself she'd probably look reasonably attractive. Oh well, too late now.
