This is a confession thread, post your deepest darkest secrets or confessions. I know all of you have skeletons in the back of your closet
My confessionI used to wear fedoras to school
>>19513509I enjoyed iCarly
>>19513509
I enjoyed High School Musical
I haven't watched a single second of S4, and I didn't even like S3.
I also have been diagnosed with Asperger's disorder, but, using Game, I have managed to become a smooth-talking pickup artist who gets fucked at least once a week.
I am a skeleton[/spoiler
>>19513547
>I have managed to become a smooth-talking pickup artist who gets fucked at least once a week.
Don't really believe this part but, oh well
>>19513509
I still play Call of Duty with my sisterWith whom Iv've had sex with
I enjoy anthro.
Also I spam with a longsword when I invade
>>19513545
I also enjoyed Equestria Girls...and the alicorn twilight...does this make me bad?
>>19513509
I come on here and talk shit about people's waifus and horsebandos, but I have a crippling fear of being alone forever and just want someone who shares my love of all things horse genitals
During the last years of high school
(season 2) I was open about being a brony, I litterally said bye to another one by saing bronies for life
>such autism
>>19513509
I raped a child once. I didn't even finish I was so disgusted with myself. I knocked him out and dropped him off at the hospital and fled the country.That was 4 years ago. I regret it every day of my life
>>19513577
>Don't really believe this part but, oh well
That's because you limit yourself with false ideals and stereotypes such as "You have to be good-looking to get women" or "You are born either socially competent or socially inept and there is no way to change".
Take the Red Pill. Break free of the Matrix's grip on your mind.
>>19513509
>>19513532
>>19513583
i have done all of these as well
>>19513590
its okay, i'm here for you. rest on my shoulder fellow horsefucker, im here for you
>>19513616
No, I don't believe it because I don't know anyone who has sex weekly with some one new
>>19513590
I share your love of all things horse genitals. Hell, so does most of the board.
>>19513509I think the fandom fucking up so badly along with the show not ending already and becoming something so different made me depressed
I can't into anal.
>>19513590
This is why people have waifus, make shippings, write fanfictions or even clop sometimes...this is kinda of normal and is not mlp exclusive
>>19513607
My god... A real child? That's pretty messed up man, even for 4chan
>>19513633
Most people yo know probably don't go out nightly and probably haven't learned any PUA.
You'd be surprised just how quickly and easily you can get a girl to fuck you if the context is right. I've actually been able to walk up to girls in a club and make out with in under a minute.
>>19513665
>implying 4chan doesn't have a pedo fetish
>>19513607
I really hope this is just b8.
>>19513607
Jesus, man. That's sick. That's really sick.
>>19513665
I understand that, but I never thought about it in real life. I just find it messed up
>>19513650
I know other places do it, hell I used to be those faggots... but you horsefuckers are the only ones who do it well and aren't huge faggots
>>19513622
;_;
>>19513560
Wtf anon, I have to sleep soon you know.
>>19513607
Please let this be bait
>>19513684
It's still fucked up. He raped a child. Just think how fucked up that kid's life is now
>>19513718
we thank you for your compliment, but there are many threads made by many huge faggots.
the only reason horsefuckers are so awesome is because we are all horsefuckers, and we are in this journey together
>>19513718
that's because most of the mlp fandom (specially in /mlp/) used to be or still are members of other fandoms...is not like people here never used internet before, we know the show is girly, we know about the weirdos out there, and we know people hate us for not understanding us, we just don't give a fuck
I writefag for the exclusive purpose of getting the approval and adoration of Anons that have no idea of my race, creed, gender, class or history. As far as I know, the only thing we have in common is a love of pony genitals
>>19513590
I will always be out there somewhere for you
>>19513746
>tfw you were never raped as a child
>tfw you never had a strong man's arms hold you as his throbbing cock pushes into your anus
>tfw you were never pumped full of cum and discarded for the authorities to find
>like the whore you are
I used to be in the happy tree friends fandom.
>>19513772
I'm happy I never had to feel those feels. That kid's whole life is fucked up now, just because Anon had "urges"
>>19513785
Wow...was it better or worst than /mlp/ ?
>>19513769
then shut up and write for us
>>19513796
i almost did it once with my cousin (younger than me) but i didn't...i almost punched myself in the face just for having such a fucked up mind, and learned to separate the fictional from the real stuff (aka milfs,lolis,rape,incest etc)
>>19513509
I cried like a bitch when Mellish, from Saving Private Ryan, was stabbed
>>19513768
I'm not saying you don't see all that faggotry, just saying its there.
>>19513761
>>19513769
Let these horse genitals be the bindings that tie us for our journey
>>19513858
and let those genitals slide up our ass and pleasure our prostate, because we are gay faggots.
hail Braeburn
>>19513858
well...not shit them
>>19513846
>milfs, lolis, rape, incest
One of these is not like the others.
>>19513846
You got a scenario?
>>19513881
This
>>19513857
I kek'd
>>19513890
Are you gonna get off on this or something?
>>19513509
I used to come here ironically at first, but learned to love you faggotsEven the child rapey ones
I'm a tranny an I'm afraid I'll be stuck looking like a feminine guy and won't be able to pass as a woman.
As for pone, I think I'm ignoring/pushing my friends away just to post more than usual here with you horsefuckers.
>>19513890
>be me with 13-14
>cousin with 10-12 (i can't really remember)
>alone at home, parents out
>watching tv when suddendly, start to touch shoulders
>start to get really close to kiss
>looks at me with a confused face
>back off and never talk about that again
He is a guy btw, i forgot to tell that
>>19513947
Did he want to fuck? That's not really rape
>>19513942
its okay, just more estrogen.
also, keep a job, as the injections are expensive.
also, you will always have friends.call me
>>19513964
i really suck at greentext, but i pretty much came really close to kiss him, with rape in mind, i never said i really raped him
>>19513509I publish books and browse 4chan on a daily basis, I also write stories everynow and then for /mlp
>>19513577
>my sisterWith whom Iv've had sex with
care to explain anon
>>19513942
I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, butI always wondered. How do they simulate a vagina? And how do you pee
>>19513988
i am not sure why i did that, i think it was because i got abused when i was like 4, so i dunno...
>>19513942
I figured out most of my friends have very little in common with me anymore and I was holding on to an idealized memory. Outside of you all, I have like 5 real friendos
>>19514002
I play Call of Duty, with my sister, with whom i've had sex with
>>19514020
this is how life works anyway...
>>19513509
I cried while watching "The Fault in Our Stars" while with my grill
>>19514030
yeah but some details man
mainly about the sex
>>19513509
I have skeletons in my closet.Literally.
>>19514067
Not that anon but Im guessing he put ponis into vagoo
>>19514071
Pics or it never happened
>>19513509I've always wanted to go full autismal and wear brony clothing and accessories in public.
>>19514090
Go to a con at least
>>19514090
After equestria girls you can
i blew a horse once.cant wait to do it again
>>19514067
>Be 16 year old Anon
>Sister 3 years older than me
>She's a decent 8.5/10
>Get really close one summer
>She get's really drunk one night
>Comes to my room and starts to hook up with me
>I don't stop even though I know she is my sister
>We had really sloppy and wild sex
>Wakes up next morning and she is really pissed at me
>Give her a few weeks and a coupe ounces of weed and we talk it through
>Say to think it never happened
>Play call of duty
>Hoping to have sex again
>>19514062
It just took a while to realize that they weren't even really my friend in the first place. It felt cool at first like, "Yeah! I am free." but then I realized how lonely I am.
So horsefuckers, I am staying here and hanging with you all until we all become dust
>>19514116
...how you lucky bastard?
>>19513509
I own two fedoras.I still enjoy the show
>>19513801
Better. just for the fact that it was never even close to good and there weren't actual neckbeards. just a relatively contained small group of 12y/o kids doing what they do shipping characters and making OCs.
>>19513975
Yeah I'm working at a fairly decent job. I take pills instead of shots because I think they cause mood swings, but I know what you mean.
Andthank you.
>>19514007
I haven't had the surgery yet. There are surgery videos and I'll leave a link. But for the love of all things unholy, know that this is a very bloody process. Watch at your own riskhttp://youtu.be/iknF-zc1t7k
>>19514117
MORE...DETAILS
>>19513509
I got an STD from an underaged male prostitute
>17
>Want to go to a party this kid at highschool was throwing
>Mom says no since she thinks that I will drink
>Take a dozen xanax tablets I had from my prescription
>Crush them into a fine powder
>Offer to make my mom a mixed drink
>She's passes out
>Get to the party and have a good itme
>Suddenly I get a phone call from my dad
>My mom is in the hospital in a coma from a drug overdose
>Dad asks me if I know anything about it
>I say no
She recovered and still doesn't know
>>19514116
Anon you BETTER swallow as much as possible.
Do it for us.
>>19514119
don't do this, we can have a good time around here sometimes, but the lack of friends in real life really gets you (coming from someone who already suffers from depression)
>>19514169
>She unbuttoned my pants
>Started to nuzzle my dick, inside the boxers
>Sucked me off for a little
>Sat on my face
>At her out like a fucking retardFirst time sexxing
>She sat on my dick and started bouncing up and down
>Came inside
>Luckily she was on the pill
>>19514134
>>19514212
>be me
>be 16
>be in montana to visit grandparents
>sneak out of house at night
>go to neighbors field
>3 horses. 1 mare, 2 stallions
>tempted to finger the mare, but she walks away before i get the chance
>settle with the stallions.
>stand at his side
>he's soft, so i start rubbing his softie
>he starts to get hard.
>feel my dick getting hard. Strip naked
>the stallions dick is finally hard.
>start licking his tip. giant meat is quite heavy and thick. can barely fit it in my mouth
>start to jerk off as i blow the stallion
>he cums quickly, and i do my best to swallow all of it
>tastes funny. not bad, but not good either.
>start rubbing my dick against his leg
>essentially HUMPING the horse's leg
>finally cum on his furry leg
>all of this before i ever knew the show existed
best day ever
>>19514216
>>19514233
>>19514233
>>19514216
You came inside your sister?
>>19514233
>>19514214
I know that feel about depression. I'll stick with those that actually give a damn about my well being and have the rest fuck off.
Besides, I can't always go out after work so I come here
>>19514250
>>19514270
next time, i will try and put its cock in my butt, now that im older.
hopefully cum inside the mare too
>>19514299
I'm pretty sure a dude dies from getting fucked by a horse
>>19514310
There was a documentary on it. It was called "zoo"
>>19514299
>>19514310
Yeah you want to be careful with that shit m8.
Internal bleeding is no joke.
>>19514310
Died****
I think I have genital warts, but I don't have the guts to go to a doctor. Or tell my girlfriend.
>>19514334
You're an idiotn
>>19514299
Mister Hands, you're supposed to be dead.
Seriously bro, don't do that. You will die.
>>19514310
>>19514328
you fuckers need to watch more horse porn.
also, ever heard of horse-dildos????
go watch a video of a guy penetrating himself with a horse dildo.
its...strangely....arousing
>>19513509
As a joke, I let a crab bite the tip of my dick (Drunk with friends at the beach) Needed 8 stitches and some surgery... It was not fun
>>19514233
YESYESYES
>>19514299
As lewdtacular as that might sound, don't.
They're extremely rough and will rupture your insides.
At best you'll have a permanently, severely messed up sphincter.
>>19514348I'm not attracted to real horses... nor penis
>>19514349
so you had surgery cause you had bad crabs?
>>19514353
does my story please you? i am gad.
will post more in 4 months when i visit them again
>>19514357
refer to this: >>19514348
>>19514310
nope, i read a book about this once, it worked just fine, is just like fucking niggers
>>19514395
It was a real crab
>Pic related
>>19514395
And them make an adaptation starring Big Mac that we are going to have a deal my good sir
>>19514395
Not the same thing, but sure if you wanna end yourself by horsecock, that's your bidnis.
>>19514448
That would be a hell of a way to get into Equestria
>>19514443
good idea
is it possible to spray-paint a horse red?
>>19514233
That is really cool anonto bad it never happened
>>19514495
believe wat u want
>>19514495
That is what is great about the internet. You can never know what is true and what isn't
>>19514495
>>19513509
I haven't clopped in about 3 months
>>19513509
I enjoy these threads because it makes me feel as if I'm not alone
>>19514591
ew, what are you, gay or something?
>>19513640
Finally, at least one other person that understands that shit on your dick is a bad thing.
>>19514626
The first few weeks, I had poison Ivy on my cock so I couldn't masterbate without being in complete pain. Then I just hadn't felt the need after that. I know I will soon, probably in a week or something, but I really don't get the urge anymore
i've been on 4chan for nearly 12 hours
wft is wrong with me
>>19514628
>thinking anal involves shit
Nigger please, anal takes a lot of preparation and cleaning.
Proper anal is as clean as vaginal.Look up douching.
I have a very unsettling and irrational fear of moths and other flying insects (but mostly moths).
>>19514675
The other day I had to help my brother with a sport. I ditched him to writefag in a few threads. I've been on for about 32 out of 48 hours
>>19514662
>Poison ivy on my cock
/thread
>>19514662
>Poison Ivy on my cock
My sides are in fucking orbit Anon
i listen to saturday night songs with michelle creber and blackpedogryphon. if i dont i get depressed because i have an infatuation with her
>>19514662
>Poison Ivy on my cock
Care to explain
>>19513509I actually like fedoras.
>>19514700
Nancy, pls.
I actually like Flash Sentry through several fanfics.
>>19513509
I'm watching Family Guy right now. They just made a bunch of Robin Williams references...I feel like crying
>>19513509
I'm terrified of ghosts and other paranormal stuff like that
>>19514806
Just remember that you didn't loved Robin Willians himself, only the charaters that he played when he was alive
>>19514722
good to know im not the only one
I'm deeply frightened of anything dying or dead animals/people, but honestly, if someone were to point a gun at me, I'd be totally okay with dying.
>>19514835
I was gonna rage.But it's true.
>>19514826
Me too. Ghosts had terrified me since I was a kid. Sometimes I close my eyes and hold my ears when a scary movie commercial comes on.I know it seems like I'm a fucking fag, but it's a confession thread
>>19513509
back in 2008, 14 years old didn't have a computer nor money for internet, would go to the public library, would use free computer time to play online flash games and browse myspaceyes I was that much of a plebnot much I could do though everything else was blocked.
used to download limewire and install itFor some odd reason it allowed me to do tha.would use it to download shitty hip hop songs and download bad quality porn.would type porn in search box, and randomly select random results, see if i could download atleast one of them before my hour was over most of the time unsuccessfullyuntil one time it did, can you guess what type of video it was...bestialityto be more specific a woman horsecock fuck.
Got so horny, I fapped.
>tfw I saved the video in a usb thumb drive.
>tfw I fapped multiple times in the library.
>tfw never got caught.
>tfw I love horsecock
>tfw I was a horsefucker even before /mlp/.
>>19513509
I've killed someoneJust kidding I'd rather be in a zombie apocalypse than in equestria
I'm scared of v/h/s 2 it fucked up. pic of monster in the movie
>>19514904
>>19514885
Thank god I'm not the only one. I went into full bitch mode during a trailer for Sinister
>>19514904
>tfw I was a horsefucker even before /mlp/.
You were a hipster before hipsters were a thing...does this make you a double hipster?
>>19514906
this guy is such a faggot
>>19513509
I like looking at picture of dead people on gore and shit, but get disgusted right after and feel really sick
>>19514949
i actually sucked horse cock before i knew about mlp >>19514233
am i a triple hipster?
>>19514959
Any examples
>>19514959
Sharing is caring Anon
>>19514967
nope...just a faggot (but hipsters already are faggots so you are tecnicaly a double faggot)
>>19514959
Ghosts don't exist buddy
>>19514959
did they looked something like this?
>>19513509
I think I'm funny when I curse people out in spanishCierra te boca, pinche puta
My best friend, my only friend, who I've known since childhood, is getting distant. He never wants to do anything with me anymore. Any weekend when I ask him, he's always busy doing shit with others. Even better, I see pics of him with them on facebook, having a good time. And I can’t go with him because I’m cripplingly afraid of people I don’t know. I don’t want to meet people. People fuck me up. I want to say something about it to him, but I also don’t want to guilt him into spending time with me. He’s probably better off, in all honesty.
That’s why if I lose my only friend I think I might off myself. I'll wait til he's good and moved on, so when he hears about it he won't give a shit, but if the only person I feel like I can trust and be myself around leaves me, then I don't think I could handle the loneliness. I’m already lonely.
I guess this isn't much of a confession but, I just wanted to tell someone, because there’s no one else.
>>19513607this is was fetish.. but i grew up to be a 7ft tall monster of a man... i will never be raped ;_;
>>19515014
Don't do that Anon. Please, we love you here
>>19515039
Dude, wanna fucking spoiler an image before you post fucking dead people
>>19515014
Is okay fluttershy, friends come and go, just remember to never give up and never stop making new friends
>>19515039
And this is a confession ho...
Oh.
>>19515058
Someone needs to desensitize themselves with some good ol' LiveLeak.
>>19515058
Sorry for not putting a spoiler on the image but people was arguing about ghost and this story would calm them down
>>19515014
Oh Anon, we love you because in the end we are all just as bad as each other. Sorry your friend's being an ass hat
>>19515115
>People scared of ghosts
BETTER POST AN IMAGE OF A DEAD WOMEN AND HER CHILD!
How does this even seem like a good idea
>>19515093
You will keep going, it'll make you feel better
Why do I get the feeling that >>19515039 was just trying to one-up >>19513607 ?
>>19515115
Delete that if you still can
>>19515128
Maybe their soul haunt the house do you guys want to read a scary ghost comix I will post link in a few seconds
>>19515196
m.comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&seq=
Scary as fuck
i have never played a nintendo game
i have never played a mgs gamei'm nearing 2000 hours in tf2
>>19515151
People are fucking sick. People killing babies. People raping children. It's fucked up. This is why I hope that some how I can get to Equestria
>>19515222
Boy howdy, if you think that's some of the worst things humanity is capable of, you ain't seen shiet yet.
>>19515222
Impressive trips but that's how the world is. And sadly,they aren't real
>>19515222
if you find anything, let me know
>>19515259
I know, I've seen beheadings, tortures, accidents. I just think it's fucking awful
>>19515222
and how can you make sure that equestria is free from this kinda of stuff?
>>19515014
You sound like the biggest faggot ever relying on another bigger faggot for social interaction. Stop crying get out there and make some friends.
>>19515287
If it's the paradise I expect it to be, than nothing like this will happen. But We won't know until we get there
>>19515265
actually...if you believe in the many universes theory, there is an universe for every single possibility in existence, so equestria as we know DO EXIST somewhere in its own universe, and with the correct tools we could travel to there someday...who knows?
>>19515306
They freaked out when an Zebra came to Ponyville, just imagine what would happen if they saw a human
>>19515309
The tools already exist, silly anon.You just gotta want it bad enough.
I broke up with my girlfriend for mlp
>>19515322
They wouldn't kill and rape me. And I believe it will be in my afterlife, so if it's whatever I wanted it to be, it will be perfect
>>19515309
I don't know your credentials on the subject but I'm inclined to doubt you're not using that idea accurately.
>>19515343
Silly anon,this is how ocs are made,i can't go to equestria with bleach
btw, should i make a thread about wich pony you would want to meet in real life or this would be an stupid idea?
>>19515222
>About 4.5 billion years ago, it is believed that Earth and a smaller planet struck in a massive collision
>65 million years ago, a meteoroid crashed into the Earth, exterminating countless numbers of species and ending the reign of the dinosaurs
>In 1945, the Allies dropped two nuclear bombs over Japan, murdering over 200,000 people
Humans aren't evil.We're just the side-effect of the universe.
The pix speaks for it self
>>19515368
To doubt you're * using that idea accurately.
Damn double negatives.
>>19515343
Bleach doesn't kill you. It just hurts like a bitch
>>19515346
explain more please
>>19515403
For /mlp/ or for pony
>>19515373
The only thing I can hold onto is that some people are genuinely good and that one day, they and all the other truly good people will be free from this world
>>19515347
I guess they would want to know more about the human world, but how about if you did something stupid like talking about bronies, or revealing that their existence is actually an kids show? without mentioning the fact that you would die alone and a virgin because nopony would ever fuck with you
>>19515394
Actually it does if you down enough of it, but it will be more painful than burning alive.
>>19515403well I guess mlp isn't the only reason but it played a giant part, she got me into the shit,I ended up loving ponies more than her.
>>19515368
Yes, i am, the theory says no exceptions for possibilities, so Equestria could be real, the same way there could be infinite variations of it the same way with our own universe, so there is an universe where anon lives in equestria and is married with his waifu or some shit.
>>19515464
You made the right choice, anon.
>>19515475
this man is correct
as someone who studies theoretical physics, i can back this man up
>>19515411
for me...i guess...tell your story
>>19515373
Humanity will never be completly good or completly bad, because we never get satisfied with who we are
>>19515372
Do you mean like an actual pony? I don't want ponies to experience our fucked up world
I listen to a reading of My little Dashie and cried for hours then felt depressed for three days afterwards. Yes, I'm serious
>>19515526
Wise words Anon, wise words
>>19515475
I find the quilted universe theory the most optimistic.
It states that if the universe is infinite, and since matter can only form in a limited number of ways, then our single universe contains every possible version of existencewithin the bounds of matter and dimensions, of course.
>>19515464
that sucks, but unless you tried to push mlp into her is her fault to not respect the stuff you like in the first place
>>19515534
I did too Anon
>>19515486
I have a story if any anon here wants to hear it
>>19515537
thanks m8
>>19515464
Did you ever think of roll playing with gf to ask her to act as the favorite pone you liked in the show or was their more problems and reasons you left her
>>19515534
dont worry, it upset me too
>>19515538
i prefer cosmological natural selection.
it states that because black holes have infinite mass and matter within, an entire universe could fit within a black hole, and that universe would have more black holes. This theory could actually be proof of multi-verse theory, and the beginning of a new black hole could easily be mistaken for a big bang
>>19515527
no...something like you having the chance to personaly talking with one of the characters, just talking, no sex, just for the sake of wanting to know more about that character and ask them stuff you want to know i guess
>>19515554
I'm all ears
>>19515534
i felt the same way after reading "The ties that bind", that fanfiction fucked my mind really hard
>>19515554
please!
>>19515587
Yes, hell yes. Make this.
Wait, will they stay there forever?
>>19515554
go on
>>19515615
>Mfw im in the same boat as you
>>19515615
Can you explain what that is about? I haven't read it yet and would appreciate a brief explanation
>>19513633
I do. They're kind of pathetic actually and their life is one set of problems after another related to their addictive behavior.
>>19515629
there you go
>>19515666
>>19513509
I'm a closet transgender, I wear a lot of girl clothes. I wear girl clothes under my regular clothes outside my house.I also have a futanari fetish, and would give anything to be railed by Princess Celestia for the rest of my life.
I also have a very deep obsession with Celestia, and I have pictures of her hanging in my room.
>>19515642
ikr, after reading about how much anon cared for fluttershy, i suddendly wanted to be like him and try harder at everything, i felt lonely and empty for not having nobody, i would read that even without the sex
>>19515677
Muh nigga, already posted
>>19515657
http://pastebin.com/A4XC1F0f
read this...my god read this, is pretty much about how how anon helps Fluttershy to get out of her abusive family, they start to live together, is just...beautifull, i don't want to spoiler nothing though
>>19513509
Listening to pony music is the only thing that gets me through the day without completely going depressed. Just hearing the mane 5 sing "We are all together" makes my heart flutter, hoping that one day I have the chance to finally meet them
>be me
>be dating this chick, lets call her water
>water is having trust issues between me and her
>decide to tell her i'll do something to prove my love
>watch mlp (at the time I hated the show and she loved it)
>itsalright.jpg
>be more months later, decide to bring up mlp and she freaks the fuck out and asks me to never speak of it again (like it triggers her or some shit)
>year later, we break up I tell her it just isn't working out
>she wants to stay friends
>whatever.jpg
>be texting her and decide to bring up mlp since we aren't dating anymore
>She freaks the fuck out, and claims shes having a panic attack. I tell her to calm the fuck down, she gets pissed at me for being inconsiderate and tells me
>"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE DICK"
>I reply
>"okie doki lokie"
haven't talked to her since
>>19515689
my nigga, i love u so much
>>19515283
Unless you have seen it in real life you don't even know. Not trying to have a superiority complex but i am originally Yugoslavian. I was 12 when the Yugoslavian Wars where going on. Not to sound edgy but I have actually seen what people are capable of. But when you're older, you'll know that everyone is good. Don't try too be that edgy faggot who post's on Islamic torture videos on youtube saying "Hurr Durr my faith in humanity is lost" I'm sure you're not old enough to understand.
>>19515739
But, I'm so ugly anon-kun.
>>19515723
beautifull m8, and no sex? really?
>>19515751
I feel you. I was a US Marine Grunt in Afghanistan and I've seen my buddies get there legs blown off. I've personally killed someone. It turns out it was a Taliban member, but at the tine i thought she was a civilian. I have never been in such a fucked up state of mind in my life
>>19515735
Why the fuck would you watch mlp to prove your love in the first place? is she a brony?
>>19515783
bullshit
there is no such thing as a n ugly trans.
post pics
include timestamp
celestia demands it
>>19515788
I honestly would rather just be around them, just have the chance to talk with them, to be their friend. Sex is an extra
>>19513509
First time I saw pones was through r34, was OK with that.
>>19515783
I would fap to you anon
>>19515800
she was at the time, and don't ask me why it worked, I don't know why either
>>19513509
I'm a normal, average dude and I've never had any mental problems or hallucinations. Never done drugs and always did well in school. My granddad and I were pretty close, always going fishing and him teaching me how to golf. He was really tall, like 7'1 and pretty thin. Always wore khaki pants and a sweater or something similar. With a comb over. Anyways we were heading out to go golfing one day and he forgot how to get to the golf range. I was around 14 at the time and I knew something was wrong that day. Fast forward a month later and he couldn't remember my name. I cried. He had hardcore Alzheimer's disease. He lived for about 2 years after that and come to find out wasn't treated properly by my grandma. She's a bitch. She married my granddad for his money and had 10 children with him. He owned an insurance company and bought a huge old redbrick mansion on a hill in a wooded area to house them. It was charming and creepy. There children were fully grown when this was happening by the way. Anyway he died at 80 and a funeral was held and he was buried. Everyone wept even my bitch grandma. We all headed back to the mansion to grieve with one another. We packed in the large "play room" filled with stuffed fish and deer, golf trophies, and pictures of my granddad. Everyone was talking, especially my grandma who was crying crocodile tears. I left the room to use the bathroom. The only functional bathroom at the time was on the third floor for some reason. I climbed up the dark staircase and heard everyone's voice fade as I reached the second floor. That's when shit started getting fucking sketchy. Everything was dimly lit and dusty especially the red carpet, because nobody goes up there unless to use the bathroom. I remember what happened so vividly that this is hard to write. I started climbing the dark ass, creaky, narrow stair case to the third floor and I could feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
Imma Cont.
>>19515802
agreeing with this guy, do it
>>19515818
Did you tried to ask her why she hated the show suddendly?
>>19515802
Anon, I'm too embarrassed, I don't take good care of my body ;-;
>>19515817Thank you anon-kun :3
>>19515807
agreed
>>19515689
I'm trans as well. I'm >>19513942. I'm trying to go through the motions now with hrt and laser hair removal (electrolysis hurt me too much to continue) until I can pass. Until then I wear clothes that girls or really feminine guys would wear.
>futanari
We all have our kinks, I run by /d/ for the gender swaps.
>Celestia
Not a bad choice at all. I have a derpy plush and would give anything to just be done with all this working and pointlessly moving up in life and justplatonicallycuddle with a real version of her for the rest of my life.
>>19515822
and?...
>>19515835
I did, her reason was she thought I loved mlp more than her, so she hated anything to do with it and we would have hour long conversations where its just her yelling at me about why I need to stop talking about mlp. nonetheless she was right, I did love mlp more than her
>>19515837
who cares
pudge girls are cute too
there is a high demand
post pics
>>19515850
i would be find platonically cuddling with celestia for the rest of my life
>>19515792
>>19515751
>Mfw I don't know how much damage been done in your lifes
>Mfw I will never be in your shoes or combat boots
>Mfw
>>19515866
I haven't prepared for this anon, my legs aren't shaved or anything! And people are sleeping on the couch in my room, I don't want to turn the lights on to take a picture in stockings
>>19515807
Makes sense to me, i would be too scared to even talk to them afraid of blowing it up or some shit, i dunno
>>19513509
This thread is the realist I have ever seen this board in a long time. I love all you faggots
>>19515880
>stockings
Uunf~
>>19515792
Yes my friend. My best friend in the whole world, He was an English man named Craig, was like an older brother, he knew my brother when he was alive. Craig eventually was in debt with some English mobster's and found his home in Yugoslavia. I got a call from my mother saying he was killed in his home. I got their and saw the police have his head in a seperate case. he had his head cut off. I never found out who did it. I loved him. He was my brother.
>>19515880
please.
perhaps go to bathroom and turn lights on.
or use flash feature
please, celestia is starting to cry
>>19515890
we love you too. we need more threads like these
>>19515058
>can't handle a bit of gore
Fuck off back to your reddit hugbox, newfriend.
>>19515864
wow...i guess "all abourd the hype train" was not her type them...fucking hipsters
>>19515880
It takes time to look halfway decent, they don't get this. I look like a beta nerd when I don't primp at all. At least I can look like something between a dyke and a femboy when I get ready so far.
>>19515890
I love you too, fag
>>19515904
Just call me next time, you guys can count on me
In the summer of 2011 I first discovered the mlp fiim fandom. I then learned that the hotopic at the mall was getting a shipment of brony shirts delivered to there store. You see, back then there wasn't many mlp shirts around so me and I a group of freinds went to hot topic and all picked out the one shirt they had. Now here comes the worst part, I immediately put them on and started to pose for pictures outside of the mall wearing my new shirt. If you're wondering, no I have never worn a mlp shirt since
Confession? Alright. I have 3 different girls who would say yes if i asked them out and iv been really lonely recently and all of them are attractive and nice, its too god damned bad i want [spoiler/] pinkie [spoiler/] more than anything.
>ready for 50 ur a faget responses
>>19514835
I remember when he was a standup. What character was he then? Himself?
>>19515802
>there is no such thing as a n ugly trans.
>>19515935
.........i take back what i said
>>19515900
My buddy James, I called him Jimmy, was my friend since elementary school. He enlisted with me but we weren't stationed together. When I got home I reconnected with him. He told me that a truck rammed into his base and blew up killing a bunch of soldiers. He had the job of hauling the body parts and bodies out of the base. He tried to kill hinself a few months back. Everyday I visit him trying to make him feel better
