Everyone will die.
Dubs=kill
Trips=suspect
Quads=murderer
Let's get to it, lads!
>>18883550
Hey! If you guys needed help catching someone, you should've just called me!
in for the kill
Watching
We're back, folks!
>>18883566
I'm afraid you can help us no longer, my dear.
>>18883566
First Blood
>>18883566
yeah sure Rainbow to bad you're dead now
>>18883566
looooool
>>18883550
Doctor, I'm afraid I am a suspect once more.
>>18883566
Ouch. That's gotta hurt
>>18883604
Dammit Tia. You can never stay out of trouble.
So, if I remember correctly, I'm a suspect?
>>18883633
A dead one, at that.
Welcome to the ghost club, dude! There's some beer here somewhere
>>18883622
Oh, and you too
>>18883629
I know, I'm not going in your damned prison though. I'm going somewhere you'll never find me.
>>18883550
I have revived! Ah its good to be a human again!
>>18883622
you should be
>>18883469
WITNESS TESTIMONY: The Collusion
>Well, I was out and about, playing children's card games, as usual
>But then, I heard a noise coming from a nearby house
>Curious, I moved to investigate
>Inside, I saw Princess Luna, clear as day
>She was colluding with Rarity, and it appeared both were in the process of acquiring trips
>I am not just the King of Games. I am also the King of Gets
>And as King of Gets, I know that in this scenario, the only murder method possible is through the use of gets!
>>18883633
Actually, you're a victim now.
>>18883622
You had the right to be
>>18883633
Fuck........
Oh well!
Ugh. All this death is maiming my perfect innocence.
G-guys there is this thread.
>>18883586
>>18883586
>>18883586
>>18883658
to the moon 'tia
>>18883665
Thank you, Mr. Motou. Defense! Get your pathetic cross-examination over and done with.
>>18883685
This thread is better. We stay here.
Let the other one die.
>>18883685
fuck that thread, we are tru kill
The Queen is here to set balance to all of this chaos with her troops
>>18883685
Fuck you.
The Doctor started this, and he is continuing it!
>>18883550
Shitty thread
>>18883711
Stop dying Spidey!
>>18883711
>>18883705
Ugh. What kind of horrible scarf is that?
You should die just because of your fashion sense.
>>18883711
Even the dead are not safe.
I'm rather surprised with how long I've lasted.
>>18883711
actually i started it, then edgeworth made a better one and was kill, like u
>>18883705
Fine doctor. Now lets get back to the investigation!
>>18883741
Try to be careful
>>18883743
Oh......
Well shit.
>>18883755
tsk tsk princess
>>18883731
U wot m8
>>18883755
Why does this happen?
>>18883755
>>18883711
Apparently ghosts can die, too
That just doesn't sit right with me...
>>18883741
You and me both doctor
>>18883755
Dammit fellas.
>>18883755
Take your own advice, auntie.
>>18883731
Shut up, french wannabe. You know nothing, leave my best doctor alone or die.
>>18883775
You die and then come back. Nothing happens to you, really!
>>18883772
It happens to all of us, dear.
Strangely.
>>18883791
I remember you, welcome back.
Looks like ol' Uncle Ray needs to step up to the plate huh?
>>18883768
hey twilht every tiam u tlk u get closer to dth k.
so stahp!
>>18883795
Silence you ruffian! I'll call my aunt!
>>18883772
Because there is a murder on the loose, and it wont this wont stop happening until we do something about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHQrTqMO8t4
>>18883795
Ah, I am restored to life, my French friend is here, and Bismarck is nowhere to be found.
This could be a fine thread.
>>18883799
not again spidey
>>18883815
Like I'll actually do anything.
...Hodor...
>>18883799
Well...
Seeing as how you've done it twice now...
ALL RIGHT, MURDERER, COME AND GET ME!!
>>18883799
spidey, are you a bullet magnet now?
>>18883791
Welcome back Mobile Fag...Haven't seen you in awhile! Keep them batteries charged
>>18883809
No reason not to
>>18883807
Thank ya kindly
>>18883689
Erm, Mr. von Karma, Ms. Fey has been killed. We'll need another replacement first...
>>18883809
Ah. Perfect!
>>18883809
Yeah, well, i'm dead, so that sucks.
I guess you get to be my replacment...
>>18883828
I guess you can't, actually.
Because you're dead.
>>18883829
i would leave if i were you hodor....now
>>18883815
So am I not a suspect now? Can I come out of hiding?
>>18883831
Guess so.
>>18883825
Hey! Stop being a bitch!
>>18883846
No shit.
>>18883847
how is a stark still alive?
>>18883824
Ah my german friend. Good to see you.
>>18883815
Shut your moth. I am going to shove my boot in your poop shoot.
>>18883852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkYhLiY_fM
>>18883837
Spy sappin' yer sentry!
HAHAHAHA *SNORTSNORTSNORTSNORTSNORT*
readying trigger
>>18883875
who knows...
>>18883843
Don't worry Mia-pie
I can take it from here.
now how about we seal the deal with a hug?
>>18883830
Well Gosh Darn!
Murderer's too much of a wuss to kill me, again, huh?
>>18883846
You know you're a real fuckin' dick
>>18883858
yo! stop dying bitch
>>18883846
Where did ya get that idea, out of your ass?
>>18883887
>>18883889
close calls
>>18883847
Hodor? Hodor!
Hodor...
Do you think you'll find the murderer before the get?
>>18888888
>>18883887
>>18883889
wow them digits!
>>18883900
Looks like it's too late for you.
>>18883884
Ah,my french spy.
>>18883846
I can still take your money away.
>>18883875
Because, i know how to handle the throne, unlike my dipshit of a husband
>>18883893
*She looks hesitant for a while, but hugs him*
>>18883900
look mommy a dead body!
>>18883911
>>18883900
You guys should stop dying, too
The dead bodies are REALLY stinkin' up the place-oh wait
I can't smell
>>18883884
Y'all are drafted into mah war
>>18883900
pinkman is down, get walt in here!
>>18883919
Oh good, all the Frenchman are here.
This killer better not test my metals.
>>18883919
What's this about a spy?
>>18883955
die you fucker
I'm here! So, how is everyone doing?
IRON WILL IS ON THE SCENES
THIS KILLER WILL KNOW WHAT TRUE PAIN MEANS
>>18883921
Oh please. The moment you died I got half of your fortune.
I'd like to see a ghost change that.
>>18883955
Damn it, Doctor!
>Risk is scruffed
>This stays
I call hax
>>18883919
>>18883884
Too many Frenchmen. This thread needs more German.
>>18883955
Well, fifth doctor now. Also, am I still a suspect or not?
>>18883966
yeah 4 deaths already im a pro victim you could call me a death eater!
>>18883955
It seems like that some times when you reply to me, you die.
>>18883847
>>18883911
This seems...suspicious...
>>18883982
No.
so much kil
>>18883967
Hey listkeeper, how's it going?
I got my rhymes, gonna keep em flowing
>>18883997
Good to know, guess I can leave Africa now.
>>18883970
I will do it...
>>18883963
Already have.
>>18883979
No. the Only German that I want is Kaiser.
>>18883979
God damn it. Why won't you stay dead?
>>18884022
hahahah
>>18884001
Just stay low, and you should be fine.
>>18883955
>>18883966
>>18883977
>>18884022
You poor bastards.
>>18883970
I will wait for your death nephew.
>>18883955
>>18883966
>>18883977
Oh god
Death after death, it seems
This shit SUCKS
well i have dodged enough bullets, except the luna kill. night all
>>18884012
Stay away from me, you disgusting vermin!
>>18884035
Ya won't have to wait long hopefully
>>18884040
Double 40's count, right?
>>18884022
And you are dead.
>>18884026
Why won't you? You keep coming back as a ghost. I waited for a new thread to come back.
>>18884032
We've lost some good men
>>18884040
hurrr durr you got dubss lul. 40 40 is dubs nao hurrr durr
All they could have done is ask for my troops to protect them, but noooo
>>18884039
Have sweet dreams Twilight.
Did anyone happen to kill a Red spy on the way here?
>>18884055
Ha! How did you like that, frenchman?
>>18884055
ok i died again RIP me
>>18884010
>>18884049
I'm afraid not, but honestly I wish they did.
>>18884040
I won't have to come near you with this
>>18884076
When are you dying, again?
>>18884055
And now you are dead.
If that is even possible...
>>18884076
That's not Napoleon, you might want to get your eyesight checked nephew.
>>18884092
cant we all just get along?
>>18884100
Obviously after you.
>>18884068
Nope.avi
>>18884051
IT'S A SHAME FOR THEM TO BE LOST
BUT THE KILLER SHALL BE CAUGHT AT ANY COST
>>18884076
Let's keep the xenophobia to a minimum.
>>18884050
What? Can you not into ghost?
>>18884076
JUST DIE YOU DISGUSTING FRENCH WANNABE. YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE! KAISER PLEASE REMOVE HIM!
Alright your honor, can I ask a favor?
Seeing as to how this case has a very special nature, I didn't even properly get filled in on all the details before I got here.
Mind recapping for me?
>>18884083
Neat, I just said Africa because it was obscure.
>>18884100
Long after you, and if he dies then i won't be to far off.
>>18884076
waht cute doggy
>>18884100
Not before you!
>>18884111
And we have our first suspect this time around.
Did somebody say bombs? I got bombs!
In this courtroom somewhere... is a bomb, that I have planted.
The doors are locked and none of you have the keys, and they can't be kicked down either.
Either defuse my bomb, or go boom boom.
You have 3 minutes.
Oh, psst, judge...
It's right beside you.
>>18884111
Another suspect! Guard, take him into custody!
>>18884110
One off for death...
Seems pretty suspicious, to me
Perhaps you just FRAMED HIM >>18884111 JUST SO YOU COULDN'T BE PUT AS A SUSPECT!
I figured it aaaaall out, guys
>>18884111
Suspect is here.
>>18884119
It's not that I can't, it's that I'm not a faggot who ghost fags.
>>18884144
All of you are fools.
I'm the only smart one.
>>18884155
NO! NOT THE JUDGE!!!
>>18884144
NOW IN THE STREETS THERE IS VIOLENCE!
>>18884111
I don't believe in you. Why were you the last one to arrive in the room?
>>18884155
This isn't good...
>>18884159
>not a faggot
I've got some bad news for you.
>>18884146
Oh crap... THE SPY must've done this!
>>18884146
>>18884155
Apparently there was a premature detonation.
>>18884146
Alright, but last time this happened you got dubs, so I doubt the outcome will be much different this time.
>>18884155
Well that's unfortunate.
>>18884162
You mean you're the only dead one...
>>18884144
>>18884155
THE BASTARD!
>>18884162
Fess up, man! We aaaall know it's you!
>>18884146
>>18884155
It went bang! Everyone evacuate the building!
>>18884162
What did you say about me?
Brazucas never die
>>18884187
Only I haven't died.
You're a disgusting vermin, and only one off from dying yourself.
>>18884155
>>18884155
Eh?
>>18884131
THANK YOU SPIDEY, I LIKE YOUR STYLE
YOU HAVE A KNACK FOR MAKING ME SMILE
>>18884217
You need to die.
>>18884205
I've got the TARDIS.
Everyone in and we'll take a short trip to Aberdeen.
>>18884182
Dcotor? please tell me everything will be all right
>>18884218
Brother! How long has it been?
>>18884162
Alright then, let's go around back, have some beersbefore you kiss your ass goodbye
>>18884179
When did I say I'm not a faggot at all? I said I'm not the kind of faggot who ghost fags.
>>18884218
wha?
>>18884231
This thing doesn't kill ghosts, right?
>>18884217
Well someone's full of themselves.
>>18884155
HAHAHAHAAAH!!! My plan WORKED!
Doors are unlocked now, incase any of you were about to wet yourselves there, so you can use the bathroom now...
>>18884217
rolling for you to die if dubs we bouth die because fuck you.
>>18884209
In fact, they are probably not targeted
>>18884230
So do you.
Oh, wait! You've died tons of times, and then just ghostfag.
>>18884217
Oh you will die. Oh yes you will, I promise you that.
>>18884238
Nothing will be all right.
We are all going to die and there is literally nothing you can do to stop it.
>>18884256
You're starting to slip son...
>>18884256
I know you did it, you did it for the money.
>>18884240
Did someone say beer?
>>18884256
It will only be a matter of time before you fall Prince..
>>18884217
Faggot
>>18884270
NOOOOO!!!!
>>18884267
Jon, that was close
Be careful, you could end up a ghost like me!
..Shit's boring
>>18884231
What are we waiting for? Lets go!
>>18884256
Your officially that guy ok
>>18884281
Ah sure did, in fact, drinks all around
>>18884242
Ah, but you are the kind of faggot that gets gangbanged by a pack of wild niggers every night.
Victims:
>>18883566 ~ Rainbow Dash
>>18883622 ~ Image.jpg man
>>18883633 ~ Spidey
>>18883711 ~ Ghost Spidey
>>18883755 ~ Ghost Celestia
>>18883799 ~ Ghost Spidey (Again)
>>18883900 ~ Jesse Pinkman
>>18883911 ~ Hodor
>>18883955 ~ Fourth Doctor
>>18883966 ~ ghost of ghost of ghost of suicidal annon
>>18883977 ~ Ghost Spidey (For a third time)
>>18884022 ~ Napoleon
>>18884055 ~ ghost of ghost of ghost of ghost of suicidal annon
>>18884100 ~ Ghost Arin Hanson
>>18884144 ~ Queen Chrysalis
>>18884155 ~ The Judge
Suspects:
>>18884111 ~ BLU Engineer
Murderer:
N/A
Who will be next?
>>18884286
Shut your mouth, you vile, bipedal menace!
>>18884280
Unfortunately we can't be laying blame until he is a suspect.
>>18884256
You're starting to get on my nerves...
>>18884256
Shut up you stupid horse. Just die already.
>>18884241
YES, STRIP TEASING IN THE STORE,
IS IT WRONG TO ASK FOR MORE?
Ha Ha fuck the rules I'm rolling
>>18884304
second!
>>18884316
Fair enough, he's still a dick though.
>>18884315
I knew it, YOU'RE JAMES JAMESON!
>>18884316
FUCK THAT
>>18884312
>implying I don't have nigger repellent
>>18884316
I suspect nothing...
>>18884314
Thank you for keeping the list.
>>18884344
RIP
>>18884339
At least I'm more real than you, Ghost.
>>18884344
Apparently he wasn't the killer.
>>18884314
Blueblood is next
>>18884344
Farewell, young soul.
>>18884344
>>18884345
The engy stopped a disaster.
>>18884338
>implying you want to use it
>>18884344
There goes the only suspect...
>>18884344
I guess you aren't a suspect anymore.
>>18884344
Well shit we got no leads who did it was it you?! >>18884315
>>18884344
Goodbye, my hard hatted friend.
>>18884366
loool u dead bitch!
>>18884315
I spit at you, harder than Tina the llama. Smacking your face until your lips swell up like lafawnduh's.
WHY HAS NO ONE FOUND THE KILLER!
Looks like Megatron must help you puny fleshlings to catch the killer....
>>18884373
So, the killer is among us.
Who is it?
>>18884362
Ew, why would I want niggers around me? They smell like rotten watermelon and overcooked chicken.
>>18884344
Well, that sours my milk.
>>18884315
Boy, I would keep that mouth shut if I were you.