Greeting! My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm typing on my new computer. I heard this website is popular so I'm trying it out! Are there other ponies on here?
Yeah. Your diseased infested whore of a mother .
>>18618474
>using the name field
>using the email field
>Posting a selfie
>Tripcode
Boy oh boy, hello newfoal.
Someone's getting a surprise delivery.
I heard you live in Ponyville, is this true? Good, an order of dragon dildos coming right up.
>>18618474
Where are your wings
>>18618474
Oops! Made a grammar mistake! Forgive me! Typing with these hooves is hard.
>>18618518
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
>>18618533
This is an older selfie
>>18618525
Yes I'm a newfoal, are you an oldfoal?
>>18618551
Fuck off, newfag.
>>18618551
>are you an oldfoal?
Yes, now get out before scruffy bans you, go back to Ponychan and don't come back
>>18618533
Here's a newer picture of me.
>>18618551
>admitting you're a newfoal
God dammit, fuck off newfag.
>>>/humanchan/
>>18618582
Now you're attention whoring.
Ok, time to be filtered.
>>18618576
I'm loving this, is this what you call "trolling".
>>18618580
What is this "Ponychan"? Is it for newfoals?
?
??
>>18618617
You look like a faggot with those wings.
>>18618617
Princess Twilight Sparkle
Castle of Friendship
Ponyville
>Your order has been sent! A delivery of [Dragon Dildo] x10 will arrive soon.
>>18618474
Okay Twilight, let's cut right to the chase here.
I don’t hate you, Twilight Sparkle. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most ponies in Equestria.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in Equestria. There’s one thing you’re better at then I am and that’s kissing Princess Celestias ass.
You’re as good as kissing Princess Celestias ass as Starswirl the bearded was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Luna though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
>>18618650
Oh my! Princess Cadence, what are you doing?
>>18618659
What?!? I only ordered 3!
>>18618673
It's okay, I know I'm not the best.
>>18618693
Your brother.
>>18618731
Ha. Ha. Ha. Not funny Cadence. Are you "trolling"? I think I'm doing a "trolling".
bump
>wanna see
>>18618474
When you suck a nigga dick do it taste like a watamelone?
>>18618821
What is a "nigga"? Also, what is a "watamelone"?
>>18618854
Zecora, and a typo.
>>18618874
Zecora is a sweet zebra isn't she?
>>18618854
Listen up, Twilight. Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me. Believe in the anon that believes in you.
>>18618916
Why can't I believe in myself, and why do I have to believe in you "Anon"?
TITS OR GTFO
>>18618913
>Roleplaying
>>18618854
Dis da tru nigga. He bes grantin us da sweet sweet syzarp and hoopde hollerin it up in da sky wit jezus i sweres it mistuh
>>18618916
>you will never do the impossible
>you will never see the invisible
>you will never touch the untouchable
>you can only break the unbreakable
>>18618972
crotchtits or gtfoYou're my second favorite, right after Trixie.
>>18618673
See, here's the thing, Punk.
You are not handed anything in Equestria. You EARN what you have through hard work, blood, sweat, and tears. That's how you get over in this world. That's how to make it to the top.
See, Punk, These ponies... When you get them on your side, you can do whatever you want. And you know what Twilight Sparkle has done, Punk?
She has worked her FLANK off time and time again FOR THE PONIES and she has earned her spot on the top of the throne room.
Look around you, Punk. Not a single pony, whether they hate her or love her, doesn't know who Twilight Sparkle is. She is a legend. And she EARNED it.
YOU have been spending your time complaining about getting something you don't deserve!
>>18618974
Umm...
>>18618982
I'm not "roleplaying", I'm the real Twilight Sparkle.
>>18618984
Thanks for your input.
>>18619000
Oh my sweet Celestia! Three zero's!
>>18619006
Thanks for your compliment!
>>18619048
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
>>18619000
trips confirm
>you will never use entire galaxies to defeat your foes
>>18619048
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
SO I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING MISS PIGGYS SHAKE HER BIG MEATY TITS AND SMOKING A CIGAR THE SIZE OF MY PECKER WHEN THIS FUZZY RED NIGGER ELMO COMES UP TO ME SCREAMING SOME SHIT ABOUT HOW THAT FISH BITCH OF HIS DOROTHY GOT PREGNANT AND STARTED EATING HER BABIES OR SOME NIGGERDLY SHIT LIKE THAT. WELL KERMIT THE GOD DAMN FROG DOESN'T TAKE THAT TYPE OF SHIT SO I CHOKE SLAMMED HIM ONTO A TRAMPOLINE AND HE LANDED ON SOME VELCRO I PUT ON MY WALL TO CATCH SOME MOTHER FUCKING MUPPET FLIES (SHIT IS GOOD.) AND HE STARTS SCREAMING EVEN MORE BECAUSE HIS FUZZY RED PECKER GOT STUCK AND I RIPPED ALL HIS HAIR WHEN I PULLED HIM OFF MY WALL. NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT PUBES ALL OVER MY FUCKING WALL. SHIT. NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AFTER WATCHING GLAZED HAM TITS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT. BUT KERMIT THE GOD DAMN FROG FUCKING HATES STARES. (YOU EVER TRY TO WALK UP STARES WITH A HAND UP YOUR ASS? WELL THIS IS /b/ SO MAYBE YOU HAVE.) SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND FARTED OUT SOME BIG WATERY DIARRHEA AND SOME BLOOD CAME OUT AND IT HURT LIKE FUCK. THEN THIS GREEN ASSHOLE FUCKING POPS UP AND HES COVEREDIN SLIMY GREEN FROG SHIT AND HE STARTS SCREAMING FOR BIG BIRD AND THE BIG FUCKER FLIES IN WITH HIS BLANKET TELLING HIM TO CALM DOWN. WELL SINCE I HAD BLOOD LEAKING OUT MY ASS I NEEDED TO WIPE SO I USED THIS BLANKET BIG BIRD FOUND BUT HE GOT ALL PISSED SO I SMACKED HIM RIGHT IN HIS BIG FEATHERY BALL. JUST THEN MISS PIGGY CAME OUT AND I WAS SO PISSED THAT SHE WASN'T IN THE KITCHEN SHAKING HER HAMMY HOOTERS I RIPPED OFF HER BIG PEPPERONI NIPPLES AND THREW THEM NEXT TO BIG BIRD. THAT BASTARD MUST'VE BEEN TRIPPING FUZZY MUPPET BALLS BECAUSE HE KEPT SCREAMING THAT SNUFFY HAS A NIPPLE IN HIS EYE. THEN I WENT HOME AND JERKED MY BIG GREEN WEINER UNTIL I CAME LINT ALL OVER SOME PASSED OUT BLUE NIGGER NAMED GROVER THEN WENT TO FUCKING SLEEP
I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>18619062
Oh give it a rest you wassack
>>18618693
Why do you looks sad on that pic?
Don't you like your new wings, now that you're used to them?
>>18619048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Vm7-PXttk
>>18619075
take a butcher's at this lil wanker, foken shittin up the board ye?
>>18619066
double down
>the moon will never become your personal ass kicking probability distorting super ship
>>18619062
I'm sorry.
>>18619071
WAT
>>18619075
I agree
>>18619076
I'm not used to my wings that's all.
>>18619089
Oh my!
>>18619099
So we didn't see Owlicious after your tree got TiREKT. Did he ever come back?
>>18619099
I will find you,and I will cum inside you.
>>18619099
How the fuck are you using your hoighty toighty tippy typers so well?
>>18619099
You're a retarded asshole.
>>18619099
Nice dubs but they will not save you from the return of Tirek.
We Tirek thread now.
TIREK DID NOTHING WRONG
THE MAGICAUST NEVER HAPPENED
THE JEWPONES DID IT
>>18619127
She's a wizard, Anon.
>>18619099
Twilight if I was a book, would you date me?
What if I was an ancient tome?
>>18619079
>you will neverwatch as your closest friend is impaled upon the cruel spear of injustice and then go into a berserk rage of vengance
>>18619099
foken 1v1 me runescape m8, ill rek u, u cheeky cunt
>>18619099
cmon baby about you post some of that sweet purple vag.
>>18619139
What do you think about Flash Sentry
>>18619154
>>18619168
>>18619145
fuk u bich she my waifu
ill meet u in edgeville m8
>>18619099
>rape
>>18619186
>>18619154
I swear in those coolers I see Chocolate sauce, That shitty blue mountain dew, red Gatorade, and one beer
>>18619116
Didn't use see I saved it when it got "TiREKT". He will come back, I'm sure.
>>18619124
No thanks.
>>18619127
I used magic! Duh!
>>18619134
No I'm not.
>>18619139
I hate you.
>>18619141
I would if you were likable. We need to go on a date.
>>18619145
I can beat you "noob".
>>18619147
Denied.
>>18619157
I have a crush on him, but I don't want a relationship with him.
>>18619168
I beat you.
>>18619154
>>18619184
>>18619186
>>18619199
I beat you also.
>>18619187
Please don't fight over me! :D
>>18619196
>banish you
So what music do you listen to?I want to know so I can call you a pleb.
>>18619186
genuine lulz
>>18619206
Suddenly every machine stopped at once, and the monitors beeped the last time. Hundreds of thousands of hospital beds, and all of them empty but mine.
>>18619206
Pls don't banish me. I can't help it that I'm a sex deprived virgin who would go insane at the sight of a pretty pony such as yourself
>>18619206
Twilight, what the hell!? You didn't know about this site!
Quality baiting. Please, continueplease don't
>>18619206
>I beat you
TIREK WILL TAKE YOU COMMUNIST FREAKS DOWN! TIREK WILL LEAD THE WAY TO A BETTER SOCIETY!
YOU ARE THE REASON WHY JEWPONES STILL EXIST!
>>18619206
Can I cum inside you?
Please?
>>18619222
hey bby want sum fuk?
>>18619206
dont listen to all these Tirek fans, they are sick!
Btw, can you post a pic of your flank, for... scientific reasons?
>>18619210
I listen togoodpopular songs, no preference.
>>18619216
I don't get you.
>>18619218
>still banishes you
>>18619222
Rainbow! You're on this site?!
>>18619229
I still beat you with my moves.
>>18619235
>NO
>>18619206
a date well t-thanks
i'll pick you up in my mother's car around 6pm but i gotta be back by 9pm otherwise I will be grounded
I hope you like spaghetti
>>18619206
>Please don't fight over me! :D
don t worry babe i got u
>>18619248
You're just bait and you know it.
>>18619235
should be directed at its obvious target
>>18619222
>>18619248
>good popular songs
like what, give me names.
>>18619248
Badboy17?
>>18619248
>I don't get you.
Well, I was lying down with my feet in the air, completely unable to move. The bed was misshapen, and awkward and tall, and clearly intended for you.
>>18619257
>>18619247
SOMEONE IS SUPPORTING THE BITCH
GET HIM!
TIREK IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
>>18619248
Stop listening to pop and calling it good you fucking pleb
Also stop banishing me and everyone else. Someday I'm gonna return then brutally kill Celestia and instill my own tyranny in Equestria. I swear on me mum, my Mcdouble, and my edge.
>>18618551
>Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?i remember not a single one.i hope you'll die in agony
>>18619278
Tirek is more powerful than Twilight, pic related.
>>18619291
THIS IS NOW A HUMAN THREAD! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR HUMAN?
>>18619247
Sure...
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/297/8/a/twilight_sparkle_looking_back_by_mysticalpha-d4brl1g.jpg
>>18619252
I didn't say yes, but you can pick me up.
>>18619264
What defeners listen to
>>18619265
Who's that?
>>18619271
Um...
>>18619278
Shut up
>>18619288
What is a "pleb"? What are you, an oldfoal?
>>18619290
>banish
>>18619291
nope
What will you say, if I activated a "Tactical" nuke?
/mlp/ is a board on a website, not the site itself
>>18619278
you wouldnt stand a chance against a real villain
>>18619184
I just could not resist
>>18619309
Can princess Celestia pee in my mouth
>>18619309
>Shut up
Shut the fuck up you little bitch.
Tirek graduated top of his class in the US Navy Seals. Do not fuck with him.
>>18619316
Don't you remember Tirek sending that bitch to Tartarus?
>>18619309
>Um...
Don't be scared to speak.
Don't speak with someone's tooth, don't bargain when you're weak, don't take that sharp abuse. Some patients can't be saved, but that burden's not on you.
Don't ever let anyone tell you, you deserve that. (x8)
>>18619027
Let me get something straight Hunter. You say that this little Pony deserves so much and that she earned herself to be called, a "Legend?"
Do you actually see me busting my ass off? I am the best in Equestria. On this board, in the field plowing AJs Apples, designing dresses for Rarity, even reading Twis stupid magic books. Nobody can touch me.
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not in your blindbags. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in Equestria Girls. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the Hub Network. I’m not on the poster of the Season finale. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I don't go on adventures. I don't get my own episode. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Twilight is the main attention of every finale and I’m not makes me sick!
>>18619309
>What are you, an oldfoal?
No, no just an annoying namefig that won't go away.
>>18619309
>Twilight owns an entire library
>Doesn't know what a fucking Roman pleb is
GTFBTCarthage
>>18619335
I GOT A BOMB, NOBODY MOVE!
>>18619319
Saved.
>>18619309
THE NUMBERS, SPARKLE! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
>>18619309
oooh u-uh bring some money cause I am low on funds right now on account of my pron addiction. Damn its hard typing all this out with sticky fingersssskjhkhsleueh
Twilight I am sorry my brother got on here and ok so yeah I will pick you up then
>>18619261
Can I cum inside you? U r mah waifu after all!
>>18619338
>Suddenly, horns come out of nowhere accompanied, drums, dream-like synths and guitars.
>Anon sings his heart out with tears streaming down his face.
>Twilight is confuse.
>>18619355
THE NUMBERS!
THEY ARE REPEATING!
>>18618474
twi i want to be like you some day
>>18619309
Twilight, why can't I get a 4DE plushie of you?
>>18619309
>banish
Your shitty fireworks out of that phallus-formed thing in your head do nothing
Can I cun inside u? or pinkie pie,fluttershy?
>>18619311
prepare to get rekt
>>18619311
I will call you a "CODfag", am I doing this right?
>>18619314
Sorry for my noobiness.
>>18619316
Nice Luna picture there!
>>18619323
Mail her for an appointment.
>>18619335
What is he going to do? "Gorilla warfare"? That "copypasta" has bad grammar.
>>18619338
Weirdo...
>>18619346
OK...
>>18619347
I know what that is. Not an internet "pleb".
>>18619352
I think that is fake.
>>18619355
Post number?
>>18619360
OK then!
>>18619362
No
>>18619366
I run away.
>>18619374
OK, pony creator
>>18619375
I'm too popular
>>18619381
Applejack will buck you to the moon.
>>18619382
NO
>>18619392
>Weirdo...
Little porcelain figurines, glass bullets you shoot at the wall. Threats of castration for crimes you imagine when I miss your call. With the bite of the teeth of that ring on my finger, I'm bound to your bedside, your eulogy singer.
I'd happily take all those bullets inside you and put them inside of my self.
>>18619392
I'm done here, this is too much now.
>>18619392
I was asking Rainbow Dash if I can cum inside, not you. You little bitch.
>>18619392
What is, "ENEMY NUKE INCOMING , IT'S OVER?"
>>18619392
Twi, just leave. You won't find anything here.
>>18619392
Does hay taste like hay does to humans to a horse? Or does it taste like chicken would to a human..
>>18619392
Twilight, you are best pony.
>>18619392
this stuck up bitch implying that
>>18619362
was directed at her
>>18619420
Badboy?
>>18619420
says the annoying namefag, holy fuck you're the epitome of autism.
>>18619392
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1401554#search=Trixie_Lulamoon
Found this picture. Comments?
>>18619444
>not realizing Twilight is a name/email/tripfag
>Calling best pony trash
>>18619444
says the bitch replying to the annoying namefag
>>18619462
rembow dosh pls go
>>18619410
Is that a compliment?
>>18619415
Rainbow Dash is too good for you
>>18619419
Your mating call?
>>18619420
No Rainbow! I can do this by myself!
>>18619428
I don't get it.
>>18619432
Thanks
>>18619433
I was doing a "trolling".
>>18619446
Nope, nope, nope.
>>18619444
trashman get the trips
>>18619472
I give up.
>>18619392
>Sorry for my noobiness.
Twilight, a pony as smart as yourself should know to always lurk around and browse a board for several months before ever posting. We have a VERY strict set of rules and customs you must follow in order to be in our club
>>18619472
twi i just took a new selfie
>>18619392
>Applejack will buck you to the moon.
I bet this thing will become a part of shawarma made by an asian before reaching the door of the stairwell
>>18619472
Bitch you can't tell me what's too good for me.
>this thread
>my sides
>>18619472
Tell me about yourself, why do you wear the trip?
>>18619472
oh my, looks like twilight is into all sorts of kink
>>18619472
>Is that a compliment?
In a nightmare, I am falling from the ceiling into bed beside you. You're asleep, I'm screaming, shoving you to try to wake you up. And like before, you've got no interest in the life you live when you're awake. Your dreams still follow storylines, like fictions you would make.
>>18619472
You have to study the bord before start posting.
Here, have a guide.
>>18619505
Mc Edge please just leave. Please. Just leave.
>>18619483
I only lurked for 3 weeks. Sorry.
>>18619494
OK...
>>18619498
What...?
>>18619505
You are too edgy for me!
>>18619509
>This thread
>my hooves hurt
>>18619522
eww.... who drew this?
>>18619527
Thanks.
>>18619505
preach it, cum inside whoever want to be came inside of
This isn't your average everyday faggotry.This is advanced faggotry.
>>18619472
http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/4207d79ece99a4505fdd84e162839d24/1401603%20-%20Audrarius%20Friendship_is_Magic%20My_Little_Pony%20Twilight_Sparkle.jpg
These are a little to easy to find, purplesmart. Should hide them better.
>>18619472
What's your opinion on der juden?
>>18619535
When I try to move my arms sometimes, they weigh too much to lift. I think you buried me awake (my one and only parting gift.) But you return to me at night,
just when I think I may have fallen asleep, your face is up against mine,and I'm too terrified to speak.
You're screaming,
and cursing,
and angry,
and hurting me,
and then smiling,
and crying,
apologizing.
somepony doesnt know how to secure her emails, what would celestia say?
>>18619535
>>18619551
Not clicking ever.
>>18619548
This is 2advanced4you.
>>18619558
What's that?
>>18619571
What is wrong with you? D:
>>18619576
WTF
>>18619535
twi i heard about your class with those cutie mark niggas could i go plz?
>>18619587
>What is wrong with you? D:
Simple.
You are not the real Twilight Sparkle. I am the real Twilight Sparkle.
>>18619587
The jews are the scum of the universe. Monsters, the lot of them
>>18619587
You have any fetishes?
My student, I think you need to lurk for a thousand years on the moon if this is how you're going to conduct yourself here, you REALLY need to blend in more.
oh snap, look at this
>>18619593
NO!
>>18619601
CHANGELING! For bucks sake!
>>18619587
>>18619535
>ny hooves hurt
hey, I can massage them for you if you want? :3
>>18619601
Chrysallis, pleasestay
>>18619612
You lie, Ms. Fake! Twilight Sparkle. YOU are the changeling.
>>18619625
>>18619612
Only one way to figure this out:
Which one of you is extremely horny right now and willing to fuck?
>>18619637
I think we can settle that.
>>18619593
No
>>18619601
Changeling!
>>18619606
Nope
>>18619602
What is a "jew"?
>>18619608
No Celestia I lurked enough.
>>18619611
Buck you
>>18619617
Nope I'm fine.
>>18619625
You joined this thread late, that means I'm real!
>>18619637
You're Anon, NO!
>>18619625
Twilight Sparkle you will drop that tripcode or you will be spending a considerable amount of time on the moon.
>>18619646
Ok this is the real Twilight, she's ready to fuck.
oh okay twi..........
>>18619651
I was lurking. The REAL Twilight Sparkle has not finished taking her notes on this board's behaviour, yet.
>>18619652
Nice try, changeling scum.
Cadence did nothing wrong.
The changelings did 9/11.
>>18619646
Chrysalis will you turn into my waifu?
one of them grew wings in the middle of this encounter, kill the interloper
>>18619529
Did you catch my latest shitfic, my dear edgefag? It's sure to make you blow your brains out.
http://pastebin.com/bKDNtR1y
>>18619652
This shows my true identity!
>>18619667
That is a fake! Have fun with cheese holes!
>>18619669
BUCK YOU!
>>18619676
FAAAKKKKEEE and CHEESE HOLES!
>>18619685
0/10 NOT READ
>>18619676
100% real Twilight.
>>18619691
The real twilight would want to fuck any Anon at a moment's notice.
>>18619678
I am the real Twilight Sparkle. The OP Twilight Sparkle is a faggot, and is more likely to be Chrysalis.
>>18619691
Is that all you can say to me, changeling? I'll have you know that -I- graduated at the top of my class at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.
>>18619691
Oh I'll have fun with those cheese holes all right
>>18619676
It seems I have failed you, Twilight Sparkle, you were never taught that secure tripcodes are for the less considerate. Now you shall learn this lesson, but not in a classroom, or a lecture hall. No, my student, you will have to learn on the moon.
>>18619341
So are you gonna tell me all this time you haven't had opportunities? That's what this is about, right?
Let me see: Episodes, Movies, Comics, Porn, Fanfics, Season Finales-- You know, those sound like a lot of opportunities to me, Punk. Maybe at some point in time, you have to look in a mirror, and look at yourself. And stop blaming everyone else and think to yourself, maybe you're not the best in Equestria..
Y'know you told a story a few weeks ago about Twilight sparkle when you landed your first appearance in an episode, she came up to you and said "Congratulations! I'd almost lost hope in you."
And you were flabbergasted by this "HOW DARE SHE SAY THIS TO THE ALMIGHTY CM PUNK WHO THE HELL IS SHE?"
Let me tell you who Twilight Sparkle is.
Twilight is a mare who came from nothing and turned herself into the biggest superstar in the show. Some people love her, some people hate her, but the fact of the matter is she sells our toys all around the world. She did that on her own. She did that, by winning them over.
See, you're worried about my opinion, when it's THERE's you need to worry about all the time.
People ask me my opinion, and I'm honest with them. Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong. Some ponies step into the show and I think "Yeah, I think Derpy Hooves looks great. I think she'll go far" but then they disappear into the background. Sometimes I look at a pony and think "No way Applejack has anything to offer this show besides a background." And she turns out to be one of the most influential characters in Season 4.
See Punk, It's all about winning them over. That's all you gotta do! Don't say you were held down, that's a load of crap!
You're damn right you worked your ass off. That's what you DO in this show. You claw your way into the spotlight and you are handed nothing!
But here's the thing: That's how you get over in this show. But this is not about business. It's PERSONAL.
YOU MADE IT PERSONAL.
>>18619691
make them all mad, the fakes will lose their disguises
>>18619691
Calm down, Twilight. You shouldn't get so upset over what people say on the internet. I bet they wouldn't have the balls to act the same if they met you in real life.
im not worthy im gonna kill my self i will nerver be as cool as you twi
>>18619704
You are an example of 4channers.
>>18619713
Yeah, by masturbating with them? You're sick.
>>18619714
I hate you more than Sunset Shimmer hates you.
>>18619739
Sorry.
>>18619745
Just believe in yourself!
>>18619392
You are clearly a stupid cartoon horse. Go and suck on Celestia's pussy more, won't you? Fucking ass licking faggot.
>>18619691
>0/10 NOT READ
Why do you hate my work, Twilight? Surely someone of your Intellect can find humor in it.
>>18619714
Try me, faggot. Where is the real Celestia? That you have the gall to impersonate her infuriates me.
>>18619728
It seems it's working... for her.
>>18619739
I've been involved in numerous secret world-saving events of Equestria and have over 300 confirmed friends. I'd like to meet this bitch in real life.
>>18619756
See, I'm not as much of a bitch as this one. I forgive everyone... except changelings.
>>18619761
So much valgarity!
>>18619756
>masturbating with them
Oh I assure you, I'll do more than that
>>18619771
WILL YOU NOT NOT MARRY ME?
>>18619756
I don't blame you for hating me, I take full responsibility for not teaching you earlier. However, this is a lesson you must learn.. my faithful... student. *sobs*
>>18619772
Vulgarity*
>>18619685
>>18619763
Just stop. Literally no one likes you except TOPF.
Alright which one is the changeling and which one isn't? Because my dick is all oiled up and ready to go
oh hi everypony whats going on in...here?
>>18618474
DARN YOU TWIKKE, TWAKKA, TWINKYSPRINKY CAKE.
YOU AM NO REAL SUPER SAND!
>>18619771
>banish
>banish
>banish
>banish
>>18619776
Oh my...
>>18619790
Ha!
>>18619796
Oops!
>>18619803
Nothing
>Too many Twilight Sparkles
See, this probably would have just ended well for Equestria.
>>18619808
VIRGINIA! DON'T LET ME SEE YOU ON MY PLANET AGAIN!
>>18619811
You are weak.
>>18619803
Fuck off.
>2014
>Not being an Alicorn
I spit on you filthy binary-racial scum.
>>18619811
I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>18619803
ARE YOU THE REAL ONE? WHO'S THE REAL ONE?
FUCK THIS SHIT, IMMA OFF MYSELF NOW!!!
>>18619823
PREPARE YOURSELF TWIKY TWIKEY....TOILET.
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU.
AND IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
TODAY!
>>18619823
"YOU BIG SMELLY WILLY!"
>>18619803
Badboy?
>This thread.
>>18619829
I guess you'll have to 'try' us all out, hmm?
I have but one question for you, Anon...and also a confession.
>>18618474
>this thread
Dammit, that was my third pair of sides today...
>>18619820
The OP (me) is the real one!
>>18619824
YAY
>>18619829
I'm the real one!
>>18619843
>You
>>18619846
FAKE
>>18619808
>>18619823
>>18619834
fuck my stomach hurts
>>18619856
You're right, because I'm not really Twilight Sparkle...
Now, did you...
>>18619846
HEY GUYS IM EMPRESS TOILET SPACKLE OF THE NEW CRYSTAL KINGDOM TREEHOUSE Tm.
I WANT TO SAY I LOVE EVERYONE AND I WANT YOUR BOY PARTS IN MY GIRL PARTS
>>18619872
...Brush your teeth?
>>18619846
say it then?
>>18619876
I think we found her, guys.
>>18619856
Tripcode confirms, this one is the faggot
>>18619876
Fuck off skeleton shill
because your so cruel to me ive decided not to kill my self but to kill you twilight im insane now i will rule all. i got the winds by becoming part of sombra's ghost
>>18619876
Hilarious parody of me!
>>18619888
I'm not a bundle of sticks.
>>18619893
00PS!
>>18619884
CHANGELING SPOTTED
sorrry for repost forgot pic
because your so cruel to me ive decided not to kill my self but to kill you twilight im insane now i will rule all. i got the winds by becoming part of sombra's ghost
>>18619798
>Haters gonna hate XD
You just don't understand. I MUST do these things. I can't stop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYjZK_6i37M
>>18619903
No, Anon. I have come to check on your...dental hygiene...
>>18619920
pls no bully
Hello everyhorse.
This am Ponko Ploop, party horse extraordinary.
How can make day guds and smile today?
twl im in crystal empire right now ive destoryed two buildings
what is this thread
what is my life
Stop bullying me!
>>18619899
Nice dubs
Btw, can you tell me more about your plan to assassinate other royalty and become the GRAND ruler of Equestria?
>>18619899
Can we get married?
will the real twilight sparkle please stand up?
will the real twilight sparkle please stand up?
>yo i'm twilight sparkle, yes i'm the real sparkle, all these other twilight sparkles are just spaghetti
>>18619948
>>18619948
No.
>>18619931
Well, it looks like you brush just fine. But,you need to floss more. keheheheheh
>>18619943
Fuck off, degenerate scum. I still hate changelings and faggots, and I don't think you are a changeling.
>>18619945
Accept it.
>>18619948
You look like a changeling, and a faggot.
I have another confession...
twi come at me
>>18619955
WAT
>>18619960
We need to date first.
>>18619962
yay! eminem!
>>18619976
lel
>>18619984
>9
No.
>>18619976
I'm not really Colgate -or- Twilight Sparkle. I'm really...
>>18619974
I'm just board of this.
>>18619976
WHAT AM CHONGLONG,
ME PLINKO PILE.
CANNOT YOU SMILE WITH THE GRIN OF HAPPY?
HI ANON, I HEARD TWILIGHT WAS OVER HERE!?
>>18619990
fine than >kills 4 ponys
>>18619998
Not Carlos!
>>18620004
Hi Ponko Ploop!
>>18620007
Oh my Celestia! 3 Zeroes!
>>18619992
...Fluttershy. Sorry to disturb everyone, I'll just leave now.
B-bye~
>>18619505
>>18619529
>>18619685
>>18619798
>>18619912
OK. I'll bite. Who the fuck is Mcedge?
>>18619920
dont you worry about my dental hygiene.
in fact, I got an appointment on friday.fuck I wish colgate was my dentist, I would go to check my teeths erryday
>>18620019
Hi Fluttershy!
>>18620021
Don't ask. You don't want to know.
>>18619990
I would date you so hard.
First I'd come over and grab yourhooves
Then, I'd lean back and push myhandinto your open, gaping and moistpalms
and then to finish the night off, I'd stick my hard, long, juicylipsinside of your moist, quiveringmouthand tell youI love you
What did you think of Godzilla, Twilight?
>>18620017
THREE ZEROS AND A 7 TWILIGHT, CANT YOU EVEN COUNT TRIPS RIGHT!? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A TERRIBLE SISTER IN LAW?
>>18620019
God FUCKING dammit, here I was hoping for some hot cheese-legged action. Fuck this, I'm outta here
>>18620019
Fluttershy, will you marry me?
>>18620051
Oh ok...
>>18620052
>Visuals
Great!
>Story
No!
>>18620054
I meant 3 Zeroes before 7
>>18620017
GLORIOUS HELLOS TO PRINCESSU TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
ME AM PANKA PO.
ME CLEARLY PINK HORSE WITH ABILITY TO MAKE SIMILE TO HER CLOSE FRIENDS.
DO YOU HAVE SECRET TO TELL TO MAKE HAPPY FRIEND?
>>18619990
>kills 6 more ponies
you made me into this
>>18620077
I have to admit one thing twilight...
you are good atobtaining dubs
>>18620046
>>18620058
>>18620069
I was just fucking with you this whole time. I'm actually Twilight Sparkle.
Now, I'm off to go search for some delicious human porn to clop to.
>>18620077
Cya, nerd!
>>18620099
Thanks!
>>18620103
>Oh no!
>>18620116
WAT
>>18620121
Eww...
>>18620077
Let me put my penis into you, so we can observe what happens when a human puts a penis inside of a pony.
All for science of course.
>>18620121
Good. Even if you weren't, you're a better Twilight anyways
>>18620077
>>18620099
THESE ARE DUBS TWILIGHT, I HOPE YOU CAN COUNT THAT HIGH, WHILE YOU ADD IT UP I'M GOING TO GO SEX YOU BROTHER!!
>>18620121
FUCKING GODDAMNIT
>>18620121
>Twilight will never call you a faggot on 4chan
>She will never furiously fap to human porn alone, and then cry herself to sleep while hugging her Anon bodypillow.
>>18618474
Are you my mommy?
